Fake Mechanic

() As soon as the fat man entered the dormitory with one foot, he was frightened by the crowd of people inside.

"Why, the tortoise is in a meeting?"

Seeing everyone in class 9527 sprawled on the sofa watching TV, the fat man was already filled with unexplainable anger, and immediately said nothing.

Sausage was the first to jump up, laughed loudly, then stretched out his hand to the others, and said triumphantly, "Hurry up, hurry up, I am willing to accept the bet, and don't try to renege on my debt."

Everyone took out their private terminals to transfer money, and the fat man immediately understood.

This half-faced guy actually bet on himself!

"What are you betting on?"

The smug sausage turned his head and replied, "They all said that it was bad luck for you to be taken away by the military this time. Only I know heroes with my eyesight, and I know that you will be fine."

"Oh, that's it, it seems that you are still a brother," the fat man nodded, approaching the sausage, and then he unleashed his old fists and beat him hard, cursing as he went.

"Tell you to bet on me, you are the most hateful bastard, if I have only one life, I will blow myself up and let you lose so much that you don't even have to wear your pants!"

The sausage was crying for his father and mother, and the little girl, Mu Yueshan, was the only one who didn't transfer the money to the sausage. The fat man put the sausage's head under his armpit, and asked curiously, "You didn't bet on me? That's unscientific!"

Mu Yueshan smiled slightly, "I want to gamble, but the amount I bet is too large, Xue Yuyu dare not take it."

Nima...

"How much do you bet?"

The little girl stretched out a finger, "Not much, just 100 million credits."

The fat man was stunned for two seconds, and immediately threw the sausage on the ground. This time he even used his feet, and stepped on the sausage so that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. The lower half of the handsome face cannot escape the fate of disfigurement.

After the fat man finished beating him, he still felt puzzled and asked, "Do you know why I beat you again?"

Sausage shook his head with a mournful face.

The fat man poked his finger on the forehead and cursed, "Since your sister believes that I will be fine, why didn't you pick it up, and cost me 100 million in vain; it can be seen that you are saying you believe me, but in fact you have no idea! "

No one thought that Fatty would take both pros and cons, and the sausage would be beaten anyway, even Xiao Feng'er couldn't help laughing.

Although Sausage was beaten by Fatty, his head was still bright, and he offered to give all the winning credits to Fatty, intending to settle the matter with this, but he was knocked on the top of the head by Fatty again.

"Turning wool, I don't know if I still owe tens of millions in my account, your little money is not enough to fit between your teeth!"

Sausage is not a human being on either side, he almost has a heart of death, rubbing his head and crying, "Then tell me what you want me to do, how do I know that you owe tens of millions!"

Fatty thought about it, too. Sausage didn't know that he was blackmailed by the boss, but he didn't give Sausage face at all, and asked with a stare, "You mean to knock back the last one?"

Sausage caught a glimpse of Fatty's aura, his eyeballs were bulging like an angry King Kong, and immediately softened, "Forget it, I'm afraid of you." It caused everyone to smile, and Heitan's white teeth were dazzling as if they were about to fly out.

Poor sausage, at this point I can't figure out where I messed with Fatty.

Without it, the fat man was just thinking of himself and others, worried that the little goblin would be more dangerous than good, and the sausage was enough for his brother, so he took the initiative to send a punching bag in front of him, begging for whipping and abuse, it would be unacceptable not to beat him up!

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Beating sausages may seem fierce, but both the victim and the murderer himself know that those punches are thunderous and rainy.After being defeated by Wei's extraordinary strength and skill through the chip behind his neck to control his body, Fatty's body was in an extremely weak state. In addition, the matter between the old man and the little goblin was still pending, and Fatty's mental and physical strength fell to the limit at the same time.

After messing around with everyone for a while, he felt drowsy even more. After sending everyone away, he fell headfirst on his own bed and fell into a deep sleep.

As soon as I close my eyes, I immediately fall into dreamland.

There is a big mountain in front of you, a small road up the mountain, and bluestone slabs crookedly paved.

Xiang Yu looked up at the dark mountain top hidden in the clouds, hesitated for a while, and stepped up to climb the mountain.

After only a few steps on that road, he felt that something was wrong. The road builders seemed to have done it deliberately, and the distance between each bluestone was a bit weird.

At first, the fat man held his head high and his chest high and did not look at his feet, but he inevitably stepped halfway into the gap between the stone slabs. The one with one foot higher and the other lower was walking like a cripple, and almost sprained his foot.

He lowered his head and looked at the road, but found that if he stepped on the stone slabs continuously, his footsteps would be a little broken, and if he landed on a piece of stone, he would have to take a big step. The fat man was in a dilemma, and he felt angry for a while, and cursed loudly.

"Your sister, what a broken way, could it be that this is the legendary one-step pussy, two-step bullshit?"

The thing that makes the fat man very upset is still to come. The seemingly low mountain climbed until the fat man stuck out his tongue for a long time. After finally reaching the top of the mountain, he was almost drenched.

It's just a dream, can it be so realistic?

Finally, he no longer had to walk the weird stone road, the fat man was relieved, he looked around, and sure enough he saw a figure standing on the top of the mountain, his back was really pretty.

Sure enough, the little goblin was here, and the fat man greeted feebly, "Hey, let me tell you, if you want to see me, can't you find a place where you can save your energy?"

To Fatty's great surprise, when the pretty figure turned around, it turned out to be a face completely different from that of the goblin.

If the little goblin was born with a smile, then this one can only be said to be Fen Dai without color.

The plain face is like the softest line drawing, but it is also a peerless face like a fairy in a painting, but there is no emotion between the eyebrows and eyes, the whole person is like a piece of cold that has been blown by the cold wind on the mountain for countless epochs. The ice, from a long distance, reveals a cold and arrogant energy that can be seen from a distance but not played with.

Needless to say, this must be Wei, the fat man sighed.To see Li Kui meet Li Gui, even though Yun and Wei are overwhelmed by the country and the city, their attitudes towards him are worlds apart.

"I really didn't expect you to be able to climb up." Wei said coldly.

The fat man withdrew his tongue that had been blown cold, and panted brazenly and said, "Nonsense, what can a small hill do to me?"

"Small mountain bag? According to my calculations, your mental strength can support you to climb halfway up the mountain at most. Do you know how long you have been climbing?"

"How long?" The fat man scratched his head and thought about it, and immediately frowned and complained, "This is a dream, isn't it? Which dreamer counts the time by counting the time?"

Wei said disapprovingly, "Are you sure you are dreaming? Your body is in a state of deep sleep, but your mind is not. Although you have no sense of time in my world, I can tell you clearly, three hours!"

"Three hours?!"

The fat man glanced back at the way he had come, closed his chin and sighed, "I said, why am I so useless, I feel like I'm dying after only a short climb... Wait, your tone, you On purpose?"

Wei didn't pay attention to Fatty's presumptuous fat face, raised his hand and pointed in the air, and said, "I didn't want you to disturb me, but I didn't expect you to be so eager to see Yun that you actually managed to climb up."

Before the fat man had time to laugh, he was shocked by the scene in mid-air.

With Wei's slender hands directing the dance, a ray of moonlight suddenly appeared in this gray and black world, and there were countless shadowy people moving in the clouds and mist in the midair. The fat man saw an old man on Chunfeng Street when he was very young. Artists play with a long-lost craft, and the thing called shadow puppetry seems to be similar to the current situation.

Taking a closer look, the actions of those people looked familiar to Fatty.

The fat man exclaimed, aren't these the fifteen moves taught by the old man? !

The only difference is that those figures are not fixed, but constantly changing, as if changing from one pose to another, some look extremely ugly, even more unsightly than the fat man's performance when he was a child, but some The flickering movements unexpectedly revealed some lightness.

It seems that there is an inexplicable attraction in it, and the fat man can't help but have the urge to make a few gestures.

"Are you helping me calculate the connections among those fifteen actions?"

Although the fat man looked chubby, he was not stupid, and stated Wei's purpose in one go.

Wei nodded expressionlessly, "Idle is idle, since I re-verified the p and np questions, I can't find anything interesting."

The fat man couldn't pick up on it. Although the words "too boring to be a pain in the ass" came to his head, he didn't dare to say it out of fear of kneeling.

The most important thing is that the ignorant fat man didn't understand what the words "p vs. np" mean. It seems very profound. If he knew that this was a problem that troubled him at the beginning of the 21st century in the earth's calendar. Countless logic and computer problems of top minds, I don't know if they will put on a more doggy expression.

In short, with his usual wretched smile on his face, he asked cautiously, "How long will it take?"

"do not know!"

"..."

Wei's catchphrase, Fatty, is understood. Compared with the easy-going little goblin who seems to know everything, this Nizi seems to like to say the two sentences of ignorance and real xxx human beings.Your sister and you two are obviously one person, so I will believe you?

"Can you estimate it?"

"Are you waiting for urgent use?"

"Not really, it's just that your instant kill in the toilet was so deeply rooted in people's hearts. You used this same set of moves. It seems to be a combination of three of them, but there are slight changes...I'm looking forward to it."

The fat man was full of flattery.

"You suddenly know the goods."

"That's that, blind people sometimes open their eyes when they see money, and besides, it's a unique secret book that the old man taught me... You see, it's all resource sharing now, right?" The fat man barely rubbed his hands, and his words were full of you If you don't ask yourself, it's considered stealing. I don't have the deep meaning to settle accounts with you.

Wei snorted coldly, "According to what you said, I just stopped cloud computing. Anyway, your human brain, which is less than 8% used, is a rusty life."

"Don't, don't, don't mention it, what a waste, you just use it, I'll just wait."

Someone once said that there are two kinds of people in the world that cannot be urged. One is a chef who will eat his saliva if he is not careful; .

If there is a third type, it can only be the chef's wife.