Fake Mechanic

() The two sat on the top of the mountain, each silent, thinking about things that only they knew.

In the clouds, there is a shadow puppet show that no one can understand.The moonlight is like snow, indifferent and noble, like a tireless showman, silently doing his duty for the only two audiences.

Fifteen characters appear repeatedly, performing a grand plot that cannot be described in words and numbers.Although Fatty always said that his math was taught by an art teacher, he also used his knees to figure out how many different combinations of fifteen poses would produce different changes, which was an astronomical number that he couldn't figure out even by snapping his toes.

It was the first time in his life that he sat side by side with the opposite sex, and he who had always only admired a few key parts of a woman suddenly felt that this was pretty good, even though it was just a dream.

But a fat man is a fat man after all, and he will never learn the elegant style of sitting quietly in those cafes in the Baita District for an afternoon without farting. After a while, he finally couldn't help but ask, "Since you and the little demon Jing is the same, it is based on my personality cohesion, why do you two look completely different?"

He scratched his head and smiled self-deprecatingly, "I don't seem to have a split personality."

Wei finally turned his head to look at him, and replied calmly, "What's so strange about this, you humans have never been able to see yourself clearly."

If the cloud represents the straightforward and sunny side of oneself, what does Wei represent, the dark side?Fatty suddenly felt that it was the right thing for him not to oppose her.

Thinking about it carefully, Yun is a cute and cute girl, who would have thought that the secondary personality would be tough and cold, recalling the scene where Wei controlled his body and hit the man flying in the toilet, overlapping on such a tall beauty in front of him, the fat man was completely messed up .

Seemingly guessing that the fat man was black-bellied, Wei glared at him again, the fat man laughed dryly, and changed the subject, "I still want to ask you, how could I be so tired that I was fucked up overnight after beating that guy in the toilet?" Like a three thousand harem?"

Wei Youran replied, "There are 520 muscles in the human body, and 21 major muscle groups. Your set of movements is actually a fragment of the method to make these muscle groups work together. I just tried the three combined poses I calculated. .Your own physical fitness is not enough, it has nothing to do with me."

"test?"

"Of course, if you don't try it, how will you know whether it will work or not? The human body is like a mecha made of blood and bones. You must test the new mecha before it goes into actual combat. Of course you cannot avoid it."

Speaking of this, Wei continued with a slight sneer, "Yun always likes toys like mechas, but deliberately ignores the fact that people are the first-order machines. I don't know whether to say she is playful or stubborn. , or in other words, everything suits your preferences. Physical and spiritual, you humans have already found the correct key to open your own treasure house, but you have done the stupid thing of matching the lock according to the key. I don't know if you've heard of it."

The more Fatty listened, the more he didn't like it. He was shocked and ashamed. Since the little goblin was also formed with his own personality as the core, didn't Wei's words wake him up vaguely?

Man is the first series of machines. This sentence was said by the highest product of machine civilization to himself, and a free three-hit combo was added as an example. The fat man couldn't find any words to refute.

"In the era of slash-and-burn farming, human beings really need tools to make up for their own shortcomings. Now that they understand their own power, they are obsessed with making more advanced tools to bind the body and mind. Isn't it ridiculous?"

The fat man hesitated for a while, and finally thought of an argument that could question the other party.

"But... the body alone can't compete with the mecha? How can flesh and blood defeat the hard synthetic metal?"

"Didn't you never think that you could defeat that toilet man in an instant?"

Wei's answer was very ingenious, it seemed to answer the fat man, but in fact it changed the core of the question secretly.

The fat man frowned and said, "Are you kidding me?"

Wei did not continue to entangle with him, pointing to the sky again, "Maybe there is the answer you want."

First, he secretly changed the concept, and then practiced Tai Chi. Fatty had no choice but to follow her hand and turn his attention to the clouds that continued to calculate the result.

It was a pose I hated so much, but for some reason now it looks more and more pleasing to the eye. Those endlessly looping silhouettes are like the illustrations I found in the old man's book collection before, and their gestures are no longer ugly, but rather mysterious and incomprehensible. , it seems that there is some kind of unknown truth in it.

After staying for a while, the fat man sighed, "How long will it take?"

"I've answered that question before."

"That's just right. When my figure becomes as good as the people you virtualized, I guess the answer will not be far away."

Fat, men can't afford to be hurt.

……

When the fat man was dreaming, Zou Yafu was about to leave the office. Before he finished lamenting how long he hadn't worked so hard at his desk, the personal contact terminal in his pocket rang again.

The words Mu Yue Si Huai were clearly visible, Zou Yafu smiled wryly, and said to himself, "What time is it, and you still refuse to let me go."

After connecting, Muyue Sihuai's deep voice came out, and she got straight to the point and asked the question directly.

"Zhao She, I told me about your cancellation of the decree. It's not that I can't trust your A-level evaluation. If he can open a prototype, his qualifications will be fine, but you know that the other evaluation is the most important. If there is No way, that is the hole that reaches the sky!"

The dean rubbed his temples in distress, and asked a little tiredly, "Then what do you want to do?"

"Don't blame me for meddling in your academy's affairs. This is the first time and I hope it will be the last. That person's youngest son will come to you soon. You have to think about that person."

Zou Yafu's brows couldn't help but deepened, "You don't tell me, I have forgotten it. I am old, and my memory is not as good as before. Shouldn't the little guy come to the academy tomorrow morning? Why haven't I made any movement?"

Mu Yue Sihuai's voice was also somewhat helpless, and she said with a wry smile, "I just asked, I heard that the little guy is very playful, and was delayed on the way."

Zou Yafu also shook his head again and again, "When did you not send it, but chose this time of high winds and rough seas, Lu Boyan is destined to be unable to escape these troubles for the rest of his life."

After pondering for a while, he said to Mu Yue Sihuai, "You must have made a plan when you called at this time?"

There was an affirmative answer from the other end of the phone, "Yes, but I still need your permission."

Zou Yafu sighed, "It's also good to use your people, it will be easier for me to tie you and me in the same boat. Tomorrow I will adjust the study courses for freshmen, and you can take care of the rest."

Mu Yue Sihuai obviously breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a slightly teasing tone, "It really is the ghost of Xunwu, you seem to have figured it out early, and I will use Luo Fuxing's trick back then."

Zou Yafu laughed a few times, and hung up the phone directly.After decades of friendship, I have become familiar enough that there is no need to say hello and goodbye, not to mention that the highest officer of Starfleet is willing to call to ask for his opinion, which is already enough face.

Muyue Sihuai, Muyue Sihuai, you really value your precious daughter... Zou Yafu sighed again, closed the door and walked out of the office, everything in the room fell into silent darkness again.

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Early the next morning, the fat man was woken up by Mu Yueshan's hasty knock on the door. The sequelae of yesterday's exhaustion were still there, his body was sore and weak, and he got up and opened the door. Urgently assemble, get dressed and set off!"

Sitting in the personnel carrier along the way, the fat man was like a sardine stuffed in a jar, rolling his eyes and sighing, "What are those two guys playing? They'll tie us out of town early in the morning."

The personnel carrier was jolting badly, apparently leaving Dongdikyo, up and down from time to time like a man who hasn't done it for many years is reliving the exercise on the bed.

Sausage fiddled with the 27 tool knife in his hand, and said while picking his nails, "Now the car is tilted at least 10 degrees, and the speed has dropped to half of what it was before. It should have entered the Miqi Mountains south of Tokyo."

Everyone stared at him like a monster, Mu Yueshan asked curiously, "How do you know we're going south?"

Sausage patted the metal backboard proudly, "Because the sun has been shining on this side of the carriage."

Fatty and Heitantou, who were sitting on both sides of the sausage, touched the wall of the carriage immediately after hearing it. Their hands were cold, and they didn't notice anything unusual. However, when they saw everyone staring at him with idiot eyes, the fatty immediately withdrew his hands in embarrassment. Only Heitantou didn't realize it, and asked while continuing to grope, "It's not hot."

Xiao Feng'er covered her mouth and smiled, "This Gluttonous personnel carrier can completely resist the heat and radiation of a small nuclear explosion three kilometers away."

Heitan froze for a long time, but did not respond.

The sausage couldn't bear it, so he explained with a wry smile, "It's not hot, because I said a bad joke, in fact, I have seen the map before, and according to the speed of the car, we have left Dongdijing for at least [-] kilometers , and within [-] kilometers around Dongdijing City, there are only mountains in the south."

Fatty saw that he and Heitantou had become sausage's teasing target, he became angry from embarrassment, glared at him, Xiao Xue immediately became honest.

The funny thing about the sausage made the originally silent carriage come alive.Everyone is guessing what kind of medicine Lax is selling in the gourd this time. After the last "Allen Tieno" battle, everyone has already understood the alternative teaching methods of Lax and Zhou Yue. Everyone was a little excited about what kind of novel course would come down.

Zurich Military Academy has always been famous for its extremely high degree of freedom in teaching. Different teachers have different teaching methods. There was an old professor who asked the students to catch fish for three days in Tingfenghai because of his health. It's called exercising the mind, and no one came out to say otherwise. Of course, the only requirement of the old professor is that the fish caught must be sent to the dean for "acceptance" by Zou Yafu himself.

There was chatter in the gluttonous car, except Fatty and Xia Ruoxue didn't talk much.

Bai Lingxing's girl is naturally seldom talking, but she is not a fat man who wants to say ten sentences.

Miqi Mountain He heard from He Jiu that the mountains stretching for hundreds of kilometers are like a natural barrier to the south of the Eastern Imperial Capital, winding eastward, supporting the Eastern Imperial Capital like a crescent moon.

But the depths of the Miqi Mountains are not so fun. According to He Jiu's description, it is the base camp of smugglers and the habitat of various star beasts.

East Imperial Capital is surrounded by deserts on three sides, only the south has mountains and rivers, and there are abundant energy crystal mines under the Geinmiqi Mountains. However, the Federation has kept this geomantic treasure land for many years, and no one can explain the deep meaning of it.

What He Jiu said was that rabbits don’t eat grass by the side of their nests, and of course the vegetables under their noses can be saved for the last to eat. In the end, the old man at the side gave him a slap and said that he knew a fart. Ken let go, that's why he is so famous.

Whether it's flowers or grass, the fat man has no feeling for the crystal mines below the mountain, and he's not afraid that smugglers will be interested in his freshmen from the academy, but he is only worried about the ferocious star beasts inside.

Those things don't matter who you are, or who you are, the people in the car are all delicious food in their eyes!

What's more, a fat man who has at least dozens of catties more meat than others!

Xiang Yu suddenly felt a little hairy on his back.

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ps: How many combinations are there in the fifteen poses?I don't know how to count in full bloom, and my toes are completely messed up after breaking off...