Fake Mechanic

() The small fire not far away was almost extinguished, Xia Ruoxue moved over with difficulty dragging his broken leg, added a few thick dry sticks to the fire, and waited until the fire was hot before taking out one to make The torch first went to the cave to check it out, then turned around to pick up the saber on the ground, and strenuously picked up the fat man and walked towards the cave.

A fat man weighing almost two hundred catties couldn't use any strength at all. In addition, Ruoxue's left leg was broken, and the little girl fell at least four or five times not far away. She didn't care about the pain caused by her left leg hitting the ground with force. , Every time he had no choice but to fall, he tried to let the fat man fall on himself, his long snow-white hair was stained with countless dirt and grass leaves.

If the distance is close, you can still hear the little girl muttering to herself.

"You hugged me before, and now I hug you too. If you find an excuse to refuse me next time, you will definitely not let me go."

"If you die like this, I will not let you go."

After chattering in detail, Tianxia Ruoxue finally dragged the fat man into the cave with only seven or eight square meters. She wiped the sweat off her head with her dirty little hands, then looked at the corpse outside the cave, and lowered her head to think about it. Thinking, dragged his legs and walked out again.

She first walked to the broken spear with the wolf carcass stuck in it, pulled out the broken spear, then staggered to the stranger who coveted her body, and thrust the spear point into the corpse's throat with a blank expression.

"You killed someone for me. If you go to jail, of course I will accompany you."

After finishing all this, the little girl collected some dead branches and lit a second fire at the entrance of the cave, and then returned to the fat man's side, regardless of her injured leg, and snuggled into the fat man's arms like a well-behaved little white cat. Just fell asleep.

After an unknown amount of time, Ruoxue was startled awake by a grunting sound, and suddenly opened her eyes, only to realize that the sound came from a certain big stomach king, and the owner of the stomach was looking at her with a loving gaze that seemed to be a smile but not a smile.

Of course, after being discovered, the fat man immediately restrained his expression, and asked her with a frown, "How long have I been sleeping, won't it be the next day?"

Ruoxue rubbed her eyes and looked at the dusk sky outside the cave, then shook her head to express her ignorance.

The fat man was very helpless, "I have no objection if you want to sleep with me, why don't you connect the leg bones?"

Xia Ruoxue shook her head again and said, "I won't."

Nima, you can kill people but not save them. It's a pity that you don't become a killer.

The fat man tentatively moved his right arm, which was a little numb from Ruoxue's pressure, and found that although there was still some discomfort in the ribs, the pain was not as unbearable as before. He recovered a lot after sleeping, but he was so hungry. Somewhat unbearable, recalling a similar experience not long ago, the fat man touched his left shoulder and left hand, which were still immobile, and said with a wry smile, "It seems that my life is still hard enough, so I didn't die."

Wei's voice sounded at the right time, "You finally woke up. I really didn't expect that the results of your previous exercise would save your life now. I don't know whether to say that you are lucky or that you are simply a monster."

Fatty heard that Wei's voice was exhausted, and hurriedly asked in his heart, "What do you mean, don't play charades?"

Wei sighed and said, "You have slept for six hours since you passed out, and more than half of your injuries have healed in these six hours. The ribs that can’t really heal by themselves, the bones of your left hand and shoulder reset on their own, this ability of the muscles to pull and adjust the bones by themselves, I can only attribute to the postures you have practiced.”

He didn't expect to hear such good news. Of course, the fat man was overjoyed, and he shouted loudly in his heart, "A monster is a monster, as long as it doesn't die, hahaha."

Wei went on to say, "I will temporarily cut off contact with the outside world, and concentrate on helping you splice the broken bones and speed up your self-healing. You just don't use your left hand during this time. By the way, there is another important thing. Now I finally know why you do it. If you are so fat, if something like this happens next time and you continue to be brave, I dare not say whether you will die or not, but you will definitely become thinner than now!"

The fat man was taken aback, thin?What's the meaning?

However, after asking several times in a row, Wei didn't respond, obviously cutting off the spiritual connection with him immediately.

The fat man thought hard for a while, and a flash of light flashed in his heart. After three years of practicing the tricks the old man taught him, he quickly transformed himself from a slender little boy into a big meaty man. Could it be that what is accumulating in his body is not fat, but something else? a thing?

He suddenly felt that the old man had left him with too many doubts. After reading the collection of books, Fatty knew that there was a so-called inner strength in the ancient earth novels. Could it be that he cultivated inner strength himself, so he stretched like a meat ball?Or are these burdens in the body not fat at all, but internal strength?

Thinking of this, he squeezed the fat on his belly with his hands, lifted it up and let go, his flesh rippling, the fat man flattened his mouth, denying this guess, this nima doesn't look like a master of internal skills at all.

The Bai Lingxing girl looked at the fat man's behavior a little strangely, and pinched herself again and again, so she couldn't help asking curiously, "Did your stomach hurt too?"

The fat man laughed a few times, and laughed at himself, "The most forbidden part of my body is my stomach, so don't worry."

As he said that, he stood up and pointed to the girl's left leg, "You just stay still, I'll find a branch to set your bone."

Ruoxue was a little anxious, she straightened up and said, "There are at least fifteen wild animals guarding outside, and you were injured again, so it's safer in the cave."

While talking, the uniform that he hadn't put on fell off again, although the black underwear was still standing tall and protecting the master this time, the fat man still turned his head away with a bitter face, and said as he walked.

"It's okay, I won't go far, those guys who keep the bonfire alive don't dare to approach."

From Fatty's point of view, staying with a girl named Bai Lingxing who shows her proud twin peaks intentionally or unintentionally from time to time is not "safe".

Although after going through a lot of life and death, the strangeness between the two has long since disappeared, and it can even be said that a very close relationship has been established, but now the two have lost one hand and the other, and "doing" not only affects the performance of posture , It also affects in-depth communication, doesn't it?

The most important thing is that the fat man has never been able to find a reason to persuade this wonderful girl to give up having a child. This is the main reason why he avoids Ruoxue.

Fatty thinks it insults the essence of love between men and women!

While thinking wildly, the fat man came out of the cave with a torch, peeled a pair of bone-setting boards, saw the wolf carcass discarded on the ground, went over and used the saber to skin and dismantle the wolf, and chose his own Cut a few pieces off the most tender place.

Although wolf meat is thick, it is better than nothing.

When he was walking back, he glanced at the nameless corpse and sneered, but seeing a broken spear on the neck of the corpse, the fat man was a little surprised. This must have been done by Xuemei Zi, venting his anger?It seemed that with her indifferent personality, she couldn't do the act of gouging out her eyes and cutting off her hands before.

After thinking for a while, the fat man came to a sudden realization, and turned his head to look into the hole. Ruoxue's white hair was shining with orange fire, which was very eye-catching.

This little girl is really careful, and she is willing to take the blame for me.

Recalling the man's words and deeds not long ago, the fat man didn't think too much. He reached out and pulled out the broken spear, put most of the wolf corpses with the man's corpses, covered them with some dead leaves, and it was over.

Back in the cave, the fat man sliced ​​off the broken spear with a knife and handed it to Ruoxue.

"What a good thing, it's just right to be a crutch, why waste it on a dead man."

Just as she was about to set Ruoxue's bones, the fat man immediately interrupted her when she opened her mouth to speak.

"Men on the ancient earth have three views. Men have their own reasons for doing things, women don't care, this is the first, of course you can call him machismo, I have no problem; second, it is only natural for men to chase women, You can’t take away the joy of crossing mountains even in the interlayer mountains. The third is women who take off their clothes on their own initiative. Men don’t cherish them from the bottom of their hearts. Remember these three points carefully, and you have already broken two of them. , don’t let my three views be completely shattered, okay?”

Fatty's face was full of sincerity, and his words were righteous.

The Bai Lingxing girl thought for a long time, then lowered her head, poked her right index finger with her left index finger, and asked softly, "I listen to you, so when do you plan to have a baby with me?"

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Fatty suddenly discovered that the farthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but that you are from the earth, and she on the opposite side is from Bailingxing.

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