Fake Mechanic

() Fixing broken bones is actually handicraft work. Fatty's handicraft is scumbag except that he can barely satisfy himself by masturbating himself.

The reason why he dared to do it rashly was because Ruoxue's fracture didn't look very serious, and the second was because the fat man really didn't want her to quit this mission because of her leg and lose three days of vacation for nothing.

After waking up, the fat man thought he had guessed what Tianxia Ruoxue was thinking. She could call for help with an emergency bracelet, but she refused. It seems that the little girl is also stubborn, and she must take ten beacons to be reconciled. I would rather leave it alone, how much psychological struggle it would take.

But what he didn't expect was that Xia Ruoxue's thought was actually very simple: since the fat man refused to ask for help, and he had said in the camp beforehand that he must retrieve ten beacons, he couldn't be disappointed.

Because I didn't see the tragic scene of Fatty and that stranger confronting each other, I only saw the man fainted after waking up, and I thought he was just out of strength. How could I know that Fatty suffered internal injuries, and his left hand was almost completely crippled from fingertips to shoulders. , Fatty is also very lucky, he has a strong hemostatic and self-healing function, otherwise he would be thrown into the hole for a few hours by a little girl who didn't know where he was, and an ordinary person would bleed to death early, and become a **** gang leader.

All in all, the two of them were thinking of others, but in fact they made a lot of mistakes, but in the end they were able to work together correctly. It cannot but be said that they are two rare flowers in the world.

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The two of them didn't speak, Ruoxue let the fat man manipulate her, rolled up her trousers, revealing her calf as clean as jade, the broken bone was red and swollen, and there was no obvious trauma.Thanks to Bai Lingxing's different physique, the fat man sighed secretly, but he was still a bit worse than me.

He raised his head and said, "I don't need much strength in my left hand, so I can only fix it a little bit. If it hurts you later when I put my hand on the bone, please say yes first, and you are not allowed to cry."

A fat man is a fat man, so it's fine to practice medicine without a license, and to do things in the face of your conscience.

Ruoxue nodded indifferently and said, "It's okay, I broke my leg when I practiced kung fu when I was young, and nainai did it for me in the same way, and I was able to jump again in a few days."

He can jump in a few days... Fatty's admiration for the Bai Lingxing people has once again been refreshed. Nima, even with He Jiu's physique, once had his arm broken and rested for more than half a month.

The two idiots don't seem to know the truth of hurting muscles and bones for a hundred days, but they are also very courageous. What is this called? This is called one willing to fight and the other willing to suffer.

The unscrupulous quack doctor even comforted the silly and cute patient, "It's okay, just get through this, even if the connection is wrong, at most, go to the college's medical machine and lie down for half an hour, and everything will be fine."

"Well, come here." Ruoxue felt that the fat man was becoming a mother-in-law, and began to urge him to do it.

"Then I really did it."

"Well, I won't cry."

"...How about I count one, two, three, so you are prepared?"

"casual……"

Before he finished speaking, there was only an inaudible sound from Kara, and the fat man was so quick to open his mouth to cry out the pain that he closed the bones together, then closed his eyes and waited for a painful cry, but there was no movement.

When he opened his eyes, the fat man saw Ruoxue looking at him calmly, and uttered the word "you who were late".

The fat man, who was covered in cold sweat from the fright, was a little proud, one was because Ruoxue didn't cry, and the other was because of his "exquisite" skills, which had reached the point where he could rival a painless abortion.

Seeing that the fat man was excitedly starting to put on the splint and tie the tie, Ruoxue asked, "Did you often set bones for girls?" , Xiao Hua often cried and cried..."

Speaking of this fat man, he realized that something was wrong. He stopped talking, and raised his head to apologize sincerely. He shouldn't compare a beautiful young girl with a childlike face to a pig.

Who knew that Ruoxue was listening very seriously, but seeing the fat man suddenly stopped talking, she asked curiously, "And then?"

Fatty was once again defeated by Ruoxue's invincible aura.

He suddenly felt that if he dug a hole like this and let Xuemeizi jump, [-]% of them would go to the tongue-pulling hell after death.

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A pair of boys and girls were talking inconspicuously in a dense forest cave, but in another place in Tokyo, a completely different conversation took place.

The dialogue is not only serious and heavy, but even somewhat resentful.

In addition to positioning and calling for help, each member of class 9527 has a signal bracelet that actually has two unknown functions, that is, it can detect the wearer's vital signs, eavesdrop on the conversation and send it in real time.

Zou Yafu is convinced that with Mu Yuesihuai's personality of loving daughters like his life, he will never put Mu Yueshan in danger, so after knowing Muyuesihuai's general plan to test Fatty's loyalty, he has no objection.

However, when he "heard" what happened at noon from the playback of the recording, the dean was furious.

This time he didn't make a phone call, he thought for a long time with his chin in his usual posture, and then drove straight to Starfleet Command to inquire about the crime.

Of course, Mu Yue Sihuai also knew all about Fatty and Tianxia Ruoxue's experience, so he wisely chose to listen to Zou Yafu's anger and then explain.

The dean has a temper that does not sell people's accounts. When there is no reason, he will break out the reason. When there is reason, he can swallow people alive.

For a full 10 minutes, Mu Yue Sihuai spent the time amidst lightning and thunder. Although she still kept a calm smile on her face, everyone could tell that the commander-in-chief's mood was not as relaxed and happy as it seemed.

Zou Yafu scolded the man who attacked Fatty and Ruoxue from head to toe, from the inside out, almost to the point where the dead could be brought back to life, then he pursed his lips and stopped to drink the almost cold tea voice.

Only then did Mu Yue Sihuai stand up and seize the opportunity to recover from the disadvantage.

"I know you feel sorry for the students. I really miscalculated this time. Take a break, take a breath, lower your blood pressure and heart rate, and then criticize me, okay?"

Old ginger is spicy, and Mu Yuesi conceived a pill with three curative effects. She flattered her and admitted her mistake, and also cared about her old comrades by the way.

Zou Yafu just snorted and didn't bother to pay attention.

Mu Yuesihuai gave a wry smile, and continued, "The undercover agent code-named Lone Wolf was sent by me to lurk in the Imperial Smuggler Group many years ago. After a long time, it is inevitable to get some bad habits. To confuse the people of the empire, you also know that if you walk along the river too much, your shoes will get wet..."

Zou Yafu snorted and interrupted, "What kind of bullshit reason? According to you, the 80 undercover elites in the second bureau of your special service are all of this kind of virtue of wet shoes, and they are all shameless people who covet beauty and forget military regulations. If you are a disciple, the empire counterattacked the federal star circle a hundred and eighty years ago, so why wait until Lu Boyan dies?"

Mu Yue Sihuai repeatedly nodded and said that my analogy was inappropriate, and continued in a low tone, "Actually, the Second Secret Service had discovered the change of Lone Wolf long ago, so it was only this time that they made up their minds to let him go on this mission. Take your students safely to the headquarters of the smugglers in the empire, and then try to test him out, and then the secret service troops ambushed outside the Miqi Mountains will follow the vines and wipe out the smugglers' lair in one fell swoop, and rescue your students by the way, and the lone wolf will officially return to the secret service I did not expect the plan to be restrained by the Bureau to achieve multiple goals in one fell swoop, but I did not expect it to turn out like this, brother Yafu."

The more Muyue Sihuai confessed her mistake earnestly, the more angry Zou Yafu became.

"Safe? Kill multiple birds with one stone? Which one of the actions of the members of the Second Bureau of the Secret Service can be called safe? I think it's one that failed at one stroke! Obviously there are other students present, and they couldn't restrain themselves seyu and showed up. This is one of them; Not acting according to the original plan, this is the second; in the end my people passed the test loyally, but yours..."

Seeing Zou Yafu slapping himself in the face with a big stick, Mu Yue Sihuai waved his hand decisively to interrupt him, and said firmly, "Lone Wolf's death has nothing to do with the college, I will let the second secret service Take full responsibility!"

"Is this the head office? You have to take into account the variables of Bai Lingxing's special physique?"

This sentence is almost begging for mercy.

Zou Yafu knew very well that there was no need for a heavy hammer to play the drum, and now that Fatty and Ruoxue's physical characteristics had recovered, he didn't want to make trouble anymore, so he just pondered for a while and stretched out a finger.

Mu Yuesihuai and Zou Yafu have been friends for half a lifetime, how can they not understand, she immediately nodded and patted her chest, "That's easy to say, with 1000 million credits, I will definitely arrive at the academy earlier than your car."

Zou Yafu glared, "Bullshit! 1000 million credits are not enough to lay a floor for the laboratory of my Mecha Science and Technology Branch. I want this little money from you?"

Are your college floors made of rare metals?Mu Yue Sihuai slandered secretly, but did not dare to say it clearly, "Then what do you mean...?"

"A prototype, not negotiable!"

Mu Yue Sihuai's face changed, a prototype machine is worth more than 2 million credits, and only Zou Yafu dared to open his mouth like this. He said with a bitter face, "Didn't the academy already have a prototype machine?"

Zou Yafu smiled, "Don't forget that you said you would give it to someone, besides, you think I don't know you and Bugatti? Long, that old guy got a prototype behind my back? You mean Let your daughter become a driver? I wiped your ass for those shitty things before, do you want me to turn over the old score and tell you?"

The repeated rhetorical questions made Mu Yuesihuai completely speechless. Playing with this person in front of him, the whole Federation knows to think twice before acting, and he took the initiative to send it to his door. Isn't he looking for guilt?

He sighed and said, "You also know that the current resources of the entire Federation are only enough to develop three prototypes of the Eight Consciousness series. After all, the content of Alpha Mine is too small, and the main shell of the prototype's energy core needs this. Things..."

It will be Zou Yafu's turn to interrupt, and the old man waved his hand, "This is something you and Bugatti need to worry about. I'm not doing my job and I'm not doing my job. You take the initiative to give the kid one of the three, and I only need one. Didn’t you leave one for your precious daughter?”

"Alright, then today's matter..." Mu Yue Sihuai sighed again and nodded.

Zou Yafu smiled relaxedly and happily, and after putting down his teacup, he tapped his lips and let out a sigh of satisfaction.

"I'm just here to ask for a cup of tea, and to apply for a prototype machine by the way. Since your commander-in-chief has agreed, what else can I do? Could it be that you still have something to hide from me?"

At this moment, Zou Yafu is smiling like an old fox that has lived for thousands of years.

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ps: As an international practice, the first update asks for some income, the second update asks for Yuehong, the third update asks for all kinds, and the fourth update asks for...forgive me!

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