Fake Mechanic

() Zou Yafu actually retrieved satellite pictures before he came, and the tattered outer metal skeleton did not surprise him at all. There are not a few people in the Federation who can dismantle this kind of series with bare hands, at least in his own body. Zhao Chongguo in the front driving seat can instantly find out the weakness of the exoskeleton and make it paralyzed.

The old man even felt very ashamed that the fat man almost lost his life by beating him. In his opinion, the fat man is still a reckless boy who has brute force and does not know how to outsmart him.

The only thing that makes him interesting is that whenever there is this little fat man, unexpected things will happen. Last time it was a temple, and last time it was a freshman examination room. Do you want to use the entire satellite to monitor this guy around the clock?It seems to have gone too far, but it should be interesting... The old man was sitting in the car, pinching his chin in deep thought, with a half-smile at the corner of his mouth.

With one Xiang Yu and another little girl Bai Lingxing, the uncertain variables have increased again.

While Zou Yafu was deep in thought, the phone rang, and after the call was connected, the voice of the confidential secretary was a little nervous.

After listening in silence for a long while, Zou Yafu replied that he knew.

After hanging up, he was stunned for a while, and the old man suddenly burst into hearty laughter. Even Zhao Chongguo, who was driving meticulously in the front seat, looked back curiously.

Zou Yafu said: "Chongguo, as the saying goes, a son inherits his father's career. How can a mischievous and naughty little guy be as capable as his father?"

Zhao Chongguo didn't quite understand, "What does the dean mean?"

"Lu Xun is here."

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The fat man at this moment didn't know that God had already sent a troublemaker who was destined to mess up his future life to the East Imperial Capital, and even sent it to the Miqi Mountain Range.

He was just roasting wolf meat earnestly, drooling while thinking amidst the sizzling barbecue sound, if only there was soy sauce and chili oil, at least some salt.

The roasted wolf meat was handed to Ruoxue, and the girl cut off a small piece with a knife, and then handed most of the rest back to the fat man.

"It's a bad appearance, hehe, I've never been able to make food since I was a child, and it's pretty good if it's not mushy." The fat man scratched his head, a little embarrassed.

Ruoxue shook her head, and handed over some meat, "You eat, you seem to be thinner than this morning, you should eat more."

The fat man thought she was being polite, and looked at the wolf meat in her hand, which was not much wider than two fingers, and asked curiously, "Are these two bites enough for you? I roasted half of it!"

Ruoxue shook her head again, "I didn't eat much, and basically everyone in Bai Lingxing doesn't eat wild animals, nainai said that the beast god would be angry."

Another weird argument, "Did the Beast God tell you to cut up your meat and feed it to the eagles? Besides, you killed so many of them just now, so you won't be afraid that the Beast God will be furious and turn you into a puppy?"

The fat man tore off a piece of wolf meat with his mouth, and joked vaguely while chewing.

"Nainai said that the beasts we killed were sinners abandoned by the beast gods."

Ruoxue's serious look made the fat man speechless, "Then you can help the beast god and eat a few mouthfuls of the meat of the criminals, so that their crimes can be reduced faster, and they can seek leniency and be reincarnated as human beings."

"But Nainai said that human beings are the most sinful creatures in the world."

"..."

The fat man finally understood that the things in Daanqing Xiaonizi's strange head were all taught by her nainai.

"Do you want to have a baby?"

Seeing that Ruoxue was finally willing to eat meat, the fat man was secretly happy. This trick is not good after all attempts, no, it won't work if you play it too much, so you have to save it.

When it was time to go to bed, except for the fat man coaxing the little girl to close her eyes and spending half an hour draining all the cold jokes in the inventory, there were a dozen or so wild beasts outside the cave that still refused to disperse.

The fat man was always worried that there would be some wolves who were not afraid of death rushing in to stage the midnight terror, so he added a few more big logs to the bonfire at the door, so he was relieved.

Looking at the girl who was curled up like a kitten and had already fallen into a deep sleep, the fat man breathed a sigh of relief, and asked a few times in his heart, but Wei still didn't agree, rubbing his shoulders was still a little inconvenient, it seems that the bone was broken three feet, it didn't take overnight It can be cured.

He thought for a while and chose a place near the door to sleep. Looking at the stars in the sky, he thought of the lonely firework in the night sky last night, and suddenly felt a little sour in his heart.

Silent all night.

The next day, Fatty was awakened by the sudden sound of gunfire from outside the cave.

The voice was not loud, and it was like rain falling on plantains. The fat man got up with a grunt, gestured to Ruoxue who was also awakened, and then rushed to the entrance of the cave and poked his head out to take a look.

With just one glance, it was petrified on the spot.

On the open woodland outside the cave, a little guy about ten years old was carrying a strangely shaped and powerful firearm that was longer than his whole body, and was sweeping at a high speed of at least thirty rounds per second at a wide angle!

The half-foot-long tongue of fire reflected the little guy's excited face, and he was screaming in unison, obviously having a great time.

The ones that suffer are the herds that are still drawn to the pheromones and refuse to leave.

Spiny wolves, rock-backed lizards, gray jackals, and several kinds of ferocious star beasts that the fat man can't name, rush forward like old birthday stars who have lived for a long time, and then they are beaten out of countless bloody holes, ruthlessly He fell to the ground hard.

After ten seconds of uninterrupted sweeping, branches and leaves flew around the forest, and sawdust splashed everywhere, as if they had been looted by an invisible tornado. The herd, which had been reduced by half, finally succumbed and fled in all directions.After a while, the forest returned to calm, except for the fallen leaves, there were occasional crunching sounds of branches breaking and falling to the ground.

The little guy looked around to make sure it was safe, then pouted his mouth, and threw the gun in his hand on the ground with unsatisfied intentions. The scorching gun barrel met the morning dew on the grass blades, and the whistling sound was even heard by people seven or eight meters away. The fat man could hear everything clearly.

It stands to reason that this kind of heavy fire weapon has extremely strong recoil, and it is impossible for a 1.3-meter kid to fire continuously, but the fat man immediately saw the clue, and the burly guy behind the kid played a key role.

The huge palm of the big man resting on the child's shoulder was slowly withdrawing. It was this hand that completely eliminated the recoil of the gun.

The little guy also saw the fat man who was watching the fun, opened his mouth and yelled, "Hey, it's okay, come out!"

The big man behind him picked up the strange gun on the ground and put it into a huge black backpack on his back. The backpack was so bulging that he didn't know what it contained.

The fat man thought to himself, it could not be a lot of heavy weapons controlled by the federal government. Who is this little kid who used up the gun and threw it away as a fire stick?

Seeing that the fat man was as stable as Mount Tai, the little guy walked over with his hands shaking, his slightly splayed feet didn't know if it was intentional, and he just walked proudly like a duck.

"What are you afraid of? Those who didn't die ran away."

Walking to the entrance of the cave, as soon as the little guy finished his declaration of victory, his eyes froze.

Tian Ruoxue, who can't walk well, is still sitting still at this moment, with her legs slanted in front of her body, her white hair fluttering on one hand, she looks like a famous statue of a small coastal country in the ancient earth era. Of course, if those two A leg can be regarded as a fish tail.

After looking Ruoxue up and down no less than ten times, the little guy suddenly left behind the fat man who was full of questions, ran to Tianxia Ruoxue's side and hugged her, buried his little head between Ruoxue's white hair and sniffed He sniffed again, then looked directly at Ruoxue, and said something that made the fat man feel like thunder.

"Sister, you are so beautiful, to be my mother?

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ps: Today's estimate may be about four more