Fake Mechanic
Chapter 043 Fatty Is So Useless
() Ruoxue didn't expect the little guy to do this, she was caught off guard and hugged by him, seeing that there was no joke on that pretty little face, she had no choice but to cast her eyes on the fat man for help.
How could the fat man be so talkative as Ruoxue, he grabbed the little guy by the nape of his neck and dragged him away, "Who are you, brat, call me mom when you come here!"
The little guy was obviously very dissatisfied, and quickly took out a pistol from his clothes, pointed at the fat man and shouted: "Who is a brat, you are a brat, your whole family is a brat!"
The fat man looked amused at his raised eyebrows, and pushed the gun away, "Didn't your family say that guns are not children's toys?"
The black muzzle of the gun turned over again, pointing at the fat man's forehead relentlessly.
The fat man grinned and said, "You can shoot if you want, but I promise, as long as you dare to shoot, you won't expect her to show you good looks in this life.
The fat man pointed to Ruoxue behind the little guy, with an extremely shameless expression.
The little guy immediately put his hand down, and the fat man saw that he was submissive, and before he had time to taunt him, he saw the little guy waved his hand without looking back, and said, "Gun butt, beat him up for me!"
The big man nicknamed the gun butt blocked the entrance of the cave, almost covering most of the sunlight. He glanced at the fat man expressionlessly, and replied, "This man has been injured. I'm afraid he won't be able to take a punch from me."
The eagle's sharp eyes, the calm tone, and the strong self-confidence displayed made the fat man more wary of the burly man, and he secretly cursed in his heart, Nima, this is He Jiu's second at all, no matter how late he is Love chasing loli, do big guys like to shave their heads?
Ruoxue got out of the siege in time, and she asked the little guy curiously, "What's your name?"
The little boy behaved immediately, walked up to Tianxia Ruoxue and answered seriously, "My name is Lu Xun, I am ten years old, and my father is called Lu Boyan. Although he is old, he is still very handsome. It's just that my mother passed away three years ago. So he is in a bad mood, sister, you promise me to be my mother."
Fatty was no longer scorched and tender at the moment, he was completely petrified on the spot.
Lu Boyan?
Emperor Slayer Lu Boyan?
Nima, the majestic slaying emperor, let a ten-year-old boy wander around the world and still insist on recognizing his mother. Is there anything in this world that does not make people ruin their three views?
The butt of the gun at the door coughed lightly, and reminded, "Master, before going out, the master told you that you are not allowed to say these things to outsiders."
The little guy turned his head and argued innocently, "But mom is not an outsider."
Ruoxue stared at the little guy seriously for a few seconds, then put her hands on his shoulders, and said in a serious tone, "My son will be a hero of the world, and he will become the master of Bai Lingxing in the future. You can call me mom, but You have to be very strong, at least surpass him."
Ruoxue pointed at the fat man while speaking.
The fat man didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he was shot while lying down, sister Xue, is this move called the Great Teleportation of Hate?
Even the big man at the side felt that his face was a bit uneasy, the corners of his eyes twitched slightly, and he looked at the fat man and asked silently, did this little girl mean it?
The fat man gave the big man a blank look, and didn't bother to answer, thinking that this is a good time, one is weird and the other is weird, the two of them can be considered to be talking together.
Sure enough, the little guy turned his head and looked at the fat man with hostility in his eyes. He nodded to Ruoxue and said, "I will become stronger. Now I can help my mother."
The little guy turned around and walked up to the fat man, stretched out his hand and said, "Bring it!"
"What, do you want money? I want life." The fat man has nothing to do with this little guy. The youngest son of the Emperor Slayer is such a big name, and regardless of the door god-like bodyguard behind him, just calling his father's name is just annoyed. Unable to afford to hide his life, he directly adopted an attitude of non-cooperation and non-resistance.
The little guy pouted, with a contemptuous expression on his face, "Your satellite terminal, don't think that I don't know what your mission is this time. Cousin Lacus told me earlier."
Ice Banshee Lacus is your cousin? !
Fatty suddenly felt that the world was in chaos.
After thinking about it, he obediently took out the satellite terminal and threw it to the little guy.
The little guy took the satellite terminal and put it on a boulder, and gestured to the gunstock. The big man immediately took out a small toolbox from his backpack. It was not the first time he did this with his proficiency.
A lot of odds and ends tools were placed by the little guy, it felt like a house party, he used the tools to disassemble the satellite terminal while thinking about it.
"I am the most familiar with Cousin Lacus. With her personality, how could she design the beacon task so simple. Whether you want to rely on luck or strength, try each one to see if it is real or not, and you will just hit it." Her trap."
The fat man's face changed when he saw that the little guy took apart the satellite terminal in less than ten seconds. This skill is beyond the reach of ordinary people.
He suddenly became interested, squatted aside and watched excitedly, and added a tone, "Then tell me what kind of heart she has."
The little guy carefully pulled out two hair-thin insulated jumpers from the signal chip of the satellite terminal, then turned around and snatched the emergency call bracelet on the fat man's wrist, and began to disassemble it again.
"Cousin likes to play false tricks the most. Your bracelet will send a set of signals to the satellite terminal every few seconds, so I can track down your location, and the satellite terminal will send out another signal. If I'm not mistaken, it should be sent to the beacon."
The fat man thought for a while, scratched his head and laughed a few times, "I don't really understand."
The little guy was still concentrating on dismantling the bracelet, without despising the fat man, and continued, "It's very simple, as long as you get close to the beacon within 48 hours, the beacon will fail, which means that no matter how many you find, they will all be fake. With the equipment and strength, it is impossible to find all the beacons in the first 48 hours, so this plan has no solution at all.”
Fatty understood this time. Thinking back to the previous battle against Ellen Tieno, it was almost a battle that he would lose. Could it be that Lacus has sadism and enjoys torturing people?
"Wait until 48 hours, the timer in the satellite terminal will stop the signal she, and every beacon found at that time will be true. This is the loophole of your mission."
After dismantling the wristband, Lu Xun connected the two jumpers of the satellite terminal to the wristband and a small handheld computer handed over by the gun stock. After entering a series of instructions, he closed the computer screen and moved the The disassembled wristband and satellite terminal were restored, then raised his little head and said, "Okay!"
"What's up?"
This time the contemptuous eyes were delivered on time, and the little guy threw the bracelet and satellite terminal back to the fat man.
"Next, I guarantee that if you find any beacon at random, it will be true."
Before the fat man questioned, Lu Xun jumped to Tianxia Ruoxue's side, frowned at the splint on her feet, then glanced at Xiang Yu, and said, "This big fat man is too useless, Mom, I will protect her from now on." you!"
"..."
Xiang Yu was dumbfounded, looking at the gun butt, he clearly said, this kid is a mechanical genius!
The big man, who had long been used to it, stared straight ahead and remained unmoved, which was regarded as revenge for the white eyes just now.
……
……
ps: It's the third update, do you want the fourth update, for the hard-working party, how many red tickets will be given to Blooming
How could the fat man be so talkative as Ruoxue, he grabbed the little guy by the nape of his neck and dragged him away, "Who are you, brat, call me mom when you come here!"
The little guy was obviously very dissatisfied, and quickly took out a pistol from his clothes, pointed at the fat man and shouted: "Who is a brat, you are a brat, your whole family is a brat!"
The fat man looked amused at his raised eyebrows, and pushed the gun away, "Didn't your family say that guns are not children's toys?"
The black muzzle of the gun turned over again, pointing at the fat man's forehead relentlessly.
The fat man grinned and said, "You can shoot if you want, but I promise, as long as you dare to shoot, you won't expect her to show you good looks in this life.
The fat man pointed to Ruoxue behind the little guy, with an extremely shameless expression.
The little guy immediately put his hand down, and the fat man saw that he was submissive, and before he had time to taunt him, he saw the little guy waved his hand without looking back, and said, "Gun butt, beat him up for me!"
The big man nicknamed the gun butt blocked the entrance of the cave, almost covering most of the sunlight. He glanced at the fat man expressionlessly, and replied, "This man has been injured. I'm afraid he won't be able to take a punch from me."
The eagle's sharp eyes, the calm tone, and the strong self-confidence displayed made the fat man more wary of the burly man, and he secretly cursed in his heart, Nima, this is He Jiu's second at all, no matter how late he is Love chasing loli, do big guys like to shave their heads?
Ruoxue got out of the siege in time, and she asked the little guy curiously, "What's your name?"
The little boy behaved immediately, walked up to Tianxia Ruoxue and answered seriously, "My name is Lu Xun, I am ten years old, and my father is called Lu Boyan. Although he is old, he is still very handsome. It's just that my mother passed away three years ago. So he is in a bad mood, sister, you promise me to be my mother."
Fatty was no longer scorched and tender at the moment, he was completely petrified on the spot.
Lu Boyan?
Emperor Slayer Lu Boyan?
Nima, the majestic slaying emperor, let a ten-year-old boy wander around the world and still insist on recognizing his mother. Is there anything in this world that does not make people ruin their three views?
The butt of the gun at the door coughed lightly, and reminded, "Master, before going out, the master told you that you are not allowed to say these things to outsiders."
The little guy turned his head and argued innocently, "But mom is not an outsider."
Ruoxue stared at the little guy seriously for a few seconds, then put her hands on his shoulders, and said in a serious tone, "My son will be a hero of the world, and he will become the master of Bai Lingxing in the future. You can call me mom, but You have to be very strong, at least surpass him."
Ruoxue pointed at the fat man while speaking.
The fat man didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he was shot while lying down, sister Xue, is this move called the Great Teleportation of Hate?
Even the big man at the side felt that his face was a bit uneasy, the corners of his eyes twitched slightly, and he looked at the fat man and asked silently, did this little girl mean it?
The fat man gave the big man a blank look, and didn't bother to answer, thinking that this is a good time, one is weird and the other is weird, the two of them can be considered to be talking together.
Sure enough, the little guy turned his head and looked at the fat man with hostility in his eyes. He nodded to Ruoxue and said, "I will become stronger. Now I can help my mother."
The little guy turned around and walked up to the fat man, stretched out his hand and said, "Bring it!"
"What, do you want money? I want life." The fat man has nothing to do with this little guy. The youngest son of the Emperor Slayer is such a big name, and regardless of the door god-like bodyguard behind him, just calling his father's name is just annoyed. Unable to afford to hide his life, he directly adopted an attitude of non-cooperation and non-resistance.
The little guy pouted, with a contemptuous expression on his face, "Your satellite terminal, don't think that I don't know what your mission is this time. Cousin Lacus told me earlier."
Ice Banshee Lacus is your cousin? !
Fatty suddenly felt that the world was in chaos.
After thinking about it, he obediently took out the satellite terminal and threw it to the little guy.
The little guy took the satellite terminal and put it on a boulder, and gestured to the gunstock. The big man immediately took out a small toolbox from his backpack. It was not the first time he did this with his proficiency.
A lot of odds and ends tools were placed by the little guy, it felt like a house party, he used the tools to disassemble the satellite terminal while thinking about it.
"I am the most familiar with Cousin Lacus. With her personality, how could she design the beacon task so simple. Whether you want to rely on luck or strength, try each one to see if it is real or not, and you will just hit it." Her trap."
The fat man's face changed when he saw that the little guy took apart the satellite terminal in less than ten seconds. This skill is beyond the reach of ordinary people.
He suddenly became interested, squatted aside and watched excitedly, and added a tone, "Then tell me what kind of heart she has."
The little guy carefully pulled out two hair-thin insulated jumpers from the signal chip of the satellite terminal, then turned around and snatched the emergency call bracelet on the fat man's wrist, and began to disassemble it again.
"Cousin likes to play false tricks the most. Your bracelet will send a set of signals to the satellite terminal every few seconds, so I can track down your location, and the satellite terminal will send out another signal. If I'm not mistaken, it should be sent to the beacon."
The fat man thought for a while, scratched his head and laughed a few times, "I don't really understand."
The little guy was still concentrating on dismantling the bracelet, without despising the fat man, and continued, "It's very simple, as long as you get close to the beacon within 48 hours, the beacon will fail, which means that no matter how many you find, they will all be fake. With the equipment and strength, it is impossible to find all the beacons in the first 48 hours, so this plan has no solution at all.”
Fatty understood this time. Thinking back to the previous battle against Ellen Tieno, it was almost a battle that he would lose. Could it be that Lacus has sadism and enjoys torturing people?
"Wait until 48 hours, the timer in the satellite terminal will stop the signal she, and every beacon found at that time will be true. This is the loophole of your mission."
After dismantling the wristband, Lu Xun connected the two jumpers of the satellite terminal to the wristband and a small handheld computer handed over by the gun stock. After entering a series of instructions, he closed the computer screen and moved the The disassembled wristband and satellite terminal were restored, then raised his little head and said, "Okay!"
"What's up?"
This time the contemptuous eyes were delivered on time, and the little guy threw the bracelet and satellite terminal back to the fat man.
"Next, I guarantee that if you find any beacon at random, it will be true."
Before the fat man questioned, Lu Xun jumped to Tianxia Ruoxue's side, frowned at the splint on her feet, then glanced at Xiang Yu, and said, "This big fat man is too useless, Mom, I will protect her from now on." you!"
"..."
Xiang Yu was dumbfounded, looking at the gun butt, he clearly said, this kid is a mechanical genius!
The big man, who had long been used to it, stared straight ahead and remained unmoved, which was regarded as revenge for the white eyes just now.
……
……
ps: It's the third update, do you want the fourth update, for the hard-working party, how many red tickets will be given to Blooming
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