Fake Mechanic

() If the little goblin Jingyun is by Fatty's side, Lux's little tricks will definitely not be able to fool her. Unfortunately, Yun is trapped, and the cheating artifact cannot be used; Wei can't access the backbone network now, just like a restricted stand-alone , can only pay attention to the changes in the body of the fat man.

Therefore, only God knows the ins and outs of many things in the world, and only readers can understand the cause and effect of the stories in the book.

Although Fatty was impressed by Lu Xun's handiwork, his temperament would never easily trust a kid who was only two-thirds of his age, or even less than half his weight.

He even prepared a trump card to thwart Lu Xun's arrogance.

The fat man is honest, and the little guy is even more proud.

A group of four people went out of the cave according to the little guy's suggestion, and practiced to gain true knowledge. Of course, they went to the nearest beacon point to verify the authenticity.The little guy threw Ruoxue's satellite terminal to the butt of the gun, and the big man clasped his giant palms together, sparks splashed, and the terminal suddenly became a pile of scrap iron.

The little guy glanced at the fat man, with an expression of an old man who is not afraid of the fire, and walked away holding Tian Ruoxue, like a small human-shaped crutch.

Ruoxue was still leaning on the stick that the fat man crudely made with a broken spear, even if the little guy wanted to throw it away, she would not let it go, she just put her other hand on Lu Xun's shoulder to maintain balance.

The fat man who was walking behind the two of them saw it in his eyes, and he was very happy in his heart. Did you see that the Bai Lingxing people are interesting enough, and the clothes are not as good as the new ones.

The big man walked at the end with a huge black bag on his gun butt, and the fat man curiously asked privately what was in it, the treasure you never left. Instead, the big man gave him a murderous squint and instantly killed him on the spot.

The four of them walked all the way, what made Fatty depressed was that the little guy was really good at coaxing girls, and Ruoxue, who didn't want to talk too much, was able to answer questions and answers. Although there was no chatting and laughing, it was enough for Fatty to give birth to private property The uncomfortable feeling of being taken for his own use.

If it wasn't for the little guy who is fulfilling his duty of supporting him now, if it wasn't for the giant bodyguard behind him, if it wasn't for the little guy with a gun in his pocket, if it wasn't for his father being Lu Boyan, the fat man really wanted to hit his ass foot.

There are too many ifs in the world, and all of them have the lyrics of an old song called "if there is no if". I don't remember whether the singer is called Fang Datong or Yuan Datong. Anyway, hundreds of years of resources on the Dalian public website are there, so I have nothing to do The fat man who loves to hang out searched his brains but failed to find a way to get himself back.

Only act according to the scheduled plan just now.

There are still beasts with no eyes on the road, there is no other reason, Ruoxue's broken leg still hurts when walking, although there are two crutches, one big and one small, but the strong girl still tries to move forward with her own ability , The result is that the fat man's uniform is covered in fine sweat, and even a small black water stain can be faintly seen on the back.

The fat man deliberately observed the reaction of the little guy and the big guy's gunstock under the interference of pheromones. The little guy became more and more clingy, but the gunstock didn't seem to notice it. This surprised the fat man again. The old Lu Xun didn't know anything about men and women. Could it be that this gun stock is really a monk?

The federation is no more superstitious than the empire, and technology is the most important thing. The entire monk temple on Crimson Star adds up to only two or three rooms. If it weren't for leaving a few historical sites for the convenience of recalling the federation's achievements, it would have been demolished by Bugatti.

In the eyes of the people of the Federation, the monks are all bald lazy men who have nothing to do. They usually pretend to be gods and tricks to earn some porridge money for those noble ladies who have no goals in life. The sky asks the ghosts and gods about the grand scene.

The fat man was thinking wildly, if it wasn't for the fact that the gun stock was much taller than him, and the momentum was really extraordinary, he would have made up a random reason to press the bald head down to see what happened.

All in all, it's good that the situation at noon yesterday will not happen again. As for the beast that follows the smell, there is no need for the fat man to do it.

The gun in the little guy's pocket is not a vegetarian, it's aimed at the eyeballs, as if he wants to punish these blind guys instead of the beast god.

The butt of the gun was obviously a bodyguard, but at this moment it became a butler carrying bags. He seemed to have known this would end a long time ago, and he didn't give the fat man a chance to see if the huge backpack was really full of all kinds of firearms.

The gunshots rang out all the way, and the fat man suddenly felt that this kid was a problem, and he knew that he was a spoiled master just now when he drew his gun at him. There is no place to complain when you become a ghost.

Seeing Lu Xun pestering Ruoxue all over the world, yelling at each other so happily, the fat man started playing tricks.

When they arrived at the beacon site, everyone saw the beacon generator almost at the same time, and it was placed in the hole of an old tree, which was very easy to find.

Lu Xun said dismissively, "The beacon is placed so casually, and I know I guessed right just because of that."

Before everyone could open their mouths, the tallest butt raised his hand and took off the beacon box. He wanted to hand it over to Lu Xun, but the little guy pouted at the fat man, signaling the fat man to open it by himself, so that you would be convinced to die.

With the look of a lottery ticket, the fat man slowly opened the box, but this time it was not what he expected yesterday, and the fat man hoped in his heart that it was another fake.

The first thing that came into view was a big red cross. Xiang Yu laughed like he saw his long-lost brother, and waved at Lu Xun with the same card as yesterday.

"See?"

The little guy frowned, and immediately said "cut", "Look at the beacon again."

The fat man took out the beacon, only to realize that no matter how much he shook it, the indicator light on the beacon would never go off, and he was dumbfounded like a deflated rubber ball.

The little guy snatched the card with the red cross and the word "refueling" written on it, and said with a smile, "I have played this little trick since I was seven years old. It's just a double layer of potion. As long as the amount of coating is controlled, the upper layer will be covered after a certain period of time." The ink characters in it will disappear by themselves, revealing the words below."

Clip the card to the fat man's belt, the little guy couldn't reach the fat man's shoulders, so he had to settle for the next best thing, patted the fat belly and said, "If you don't believe me, keep this thing and read it tonight."

Fatty originally planned to use this piece of paper as a trump card to hit Lu Xun severely. If according to Lu Xun, every beacon is true in the end, then what is the explanation for the card he took earlier?

Now the concealed trump card has turned into a boulder that hits his instep, and the fat man groans in his heart.

The little guy seemed to think of something just after he finished speaking, and added, "No, now my mother's legs are tight, how can I play such boring games with my cousin, gun butt, I will leave this matter to you, if I help my mother If you don't bring back all the remaining beacons before returning to their camp, you are not allowed to cook tonight!"

The big man's expression turned ugly, he nodded and said he understood, he took out three pistol magazines from his backpack and handed them to Lu Xun, and then disappeared into the dense forest with the backpack on his back.

The fat man on the side picked his ears and said jokingly, "Is it right that he is not allowed to eat?"

The little guy glanced at the fat man with the eyes of an idiot, and said a foul word, "You know a fart!"

Ruoxue at the side couldn't stand it any longer, and glared at the little guy with reproachful eyes.

Lu Xun immediately became honest, and said with a smile, "Mom, what I actually want to say is that the most powerful thing with a gun is not fighting, but cooking."

Seeing Ruoxue's unbelievable look, the little guy patted his chest and promised, "My father said that the gun butt fighting ability can at most enter the top [-] in the federation, but when it comes to cooking, it's definitely this."

Looking at the raised thumb on the little hand, Ruoxue and Fatty looked at each other, without saying a word for a long time.

Lu Boyan said so, do you dare not believe it?

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ps: In fact, an update is posted a few minutes after twelve o'clock every night. I don't know if it should be counted as the fourth update yesterday or the first update today.