Fake Mechanic

() Threesome, I must be wet.

This sentence has always been a hooligan sentence with rich connotations in Fatty's memory.But this time, it was a little different, Ruoxue's clothes were soaked in sweat, and the little guy who tried her best to support and took time to shoot and kill the Beast God's people was also sweating profusely, even the fat man himself was in a cold sweat.

The reason is that it didn't take long for the gun butt to get back six signal generators. Even the one that was discarded by the fat man didn't know how he got it back. He was out of breath and blushing like eating dinner in the garden walked around.

He even came here before the three of them returned to the camp, carrying a simple stretcher made of rattan in his hand. Judging from the freshness of the branch cuts, it was made on the way.

Walking in the forest, climbing up and down hills, how to carry a stretcher, the fat man was about to complain, but the little guy seemed to have guessed the purpose of the gun butt, nodded, and persuaded Ruoxue to get on the stretcher.

The big man hooked his lower body and carried him on a stretcher to lift him up. The petite Bai Lingxing was like a doll in his arms, as light as nothing.

The little guy Lu Xun finally breathed a sigh of relief, wiped his sweat, and took out the same pistol from his pocket, and said with a smile, "Two guns are more convenient."

Being killed by the little guy all the way, there are fewer and fewer beasts who dare to show their faces. At this time, the remaining are basically smart characters who love beauties and love life more. The little guy is not satisfied?

The fat man finally understood the purpose of the gun butt. He didn't want to touch Tianxia Ruoxue's body, and would rather carry a vine stretcher. Although he didn't know whose face it was for, it was probably Lu Boyan's father and son.Could it be that even this rammed-up guy started to treat Ruoxue like the little guy's mother?

Who are these people?

Evil thoughts turned evil thoughts, the fat man became more and more sure that the butt of the gun was an unordained monk.

Half an hour later, at noon, the three of them returned to the camp. Looking at the beacon that was thrown on the ground, the eyes of the sausage who was grilling fish were all stared. He had met Lu Xun in the morning, and the little guy turned around after asking some questions. I just left, the sausage was stuffy and I didn’t know who to ask, and now I brought back all the beacons in the morning, plus the ones brought back by Zhugan Brothers and Xiao Feng’er last night, all ten beacons Done.

The little guy proudly announced that your mission has been successfully completed, and you can use the emergency bracelet to call someone to pick you up.

All the boys and girls in the camp were a little at a loss, Sausage secretly pulled the fat man, and asked in a low voice, "Who is this little brat? It's as if his father is the Emperor Slayer."

You thought your father was Li Gang, no, it was Lu Boyan, this sentence is often used to ridicule the father-in-law family in the federation, but hearing it in Fatty’s ears at the moment, it’s like sausage slapping himself.

He said with a wry smile, "What if his father is the Emperor Slayer?"

The sausage sneered a few times, but found that the fat man didn't seem to be joking at all. After a moment of stupefaction, the distance between the two sausages gradually widened, and his eyes were as wide as the eggs that fried sausages often go with.

"You're not fucking kidding me!"

Fatty stared at Lu Xun who was relying on Tian Ruoxue in the camp, sighed and said, "Seeing that you are a brother, I will give you a free sentence, please don't call him a brat in person."

……

The next thing is very simple.

From the satellite terminal, it was found that all the beacons had completely disappeared, except for one beacon that moved to the position of the camp, and several people who left the camp also came back one after another, and then, they were all confused by the two extra uninvited guests in the camp measures.

At this time, the little guy announced loudly that he would treat guests at noon today, and everyone can go home and rest after having a final picnic.

Immediately afterwards, the big man started to take off the huge black rucksack that never left his back, and opened it.

The fat man was the hardest hit of all.

The pile of firearms that the butt pulled out of it didn't surprise him, it was the last thing he pulled out.

A whole set of metal pots, pans, and pans are shiny and dazzling like a gunstock, a small box full of knives, large and small, and a small box full of no less than dozens of bottles and cans of various colors. This is where the fat man is blinded.

Those things are nothing but what the chef eats with—knives and seasonings.

The butt of the gun did not heat up and heated up a pot of hot water. They picked out the biggest fish from the sausages and the others, and with the knife in their hands, afterimages flickered, and the fish scales were peeled off in an instant. He picked it out lightly, and there was a sound of falling knives like rain. While chopping minced meat, he added some seasonings that the fat man couldn't even name, and then put it into the pot.

In just a few minutes, a fresh fish ball appeared in front of everyone, each round and cute, about the size, white and translucent.

Everyone couldn't help swallowing that aroma.

Sausage looked at the bowl of fish balls, then at the half-baked grilled fish in his hand, secretly put his hands behind his back, threw the grilling fork and fish together, and rushed over first.

By the time they finished the sixth course, the sausages they had caught had run out of fish, and they left silently for a few minutes with the gun butt, and when they came back, there were no less than twenty fish, large and small, alive and kicking on strings of thin vines in their hands.

Twelve people, twelve dishes, twelve tricks, twelve flavors, all fish, but nothing repeated.

When the last dish was served, almost everyone was rubbing their stomachs, but the hand holding the dish refused to stop, struggling.

Without rice, rice is completely redundant at this time.

Should the monk not have such good cooking skills?The fat man who ate the most fiercely felt that the blood in his whole body was going to the stomach and intestines, and his head was not enough.

After lunch, the sound of the Glutton personnel carrier was finally heard on the mountain road, and the rumble of the gunship helicopter was heard overhead.

Lux and Zhou Yue got out of the car, and Zou Yafu came out of the helicopter that landed on the grass in the forest.

The little guy Lu Xun immediately jumped into Lacus's arms, his little head was buried between the Fengrao peaks, and the fat man thought to himself that this guy knows how to watch people order dishes, why doesn't he act like a baby like the dean.

Lux also rubbed Lu Xun's head affectionately, and said something in a soft voice, the fat man couldn't hear clearly, but his heart skipped a few more beats because of that soft voice that was never easily revealed in front of others.

Zou Yafu approached, nodded and smiled at everyone.

Lu Xun waited until Zou Yafu stood still and looked at him with a smile, then he reluctantly let go of Lacus, walked timidly in front of Zou Yafu, bowed respectfully, and said hello teacher.

Zou Yafu laughed and said, "The last time I saw you was three years ago, but you still remember me."

The fat man was behind Lu Xun, and he clearly saw the gritted teeth expression on the little guy's face, but he immediately changed into a look of worship when he raised his head, "Papa said that he will be a teacher for a day and a father for life, and Lu Xun dare not forget it. "

Zou Yafu laughed and waved his hands, "I said something casually to your father at that time, and he actually took it seriously, but since you really came, I will of course fulfill my promise and accept you as a student."

Everyone was stunned.

Even if Zou Yafu came to pick him up in person, he would accept him as a student himself?The others, who still didn't know who the kid was, talked like a frying pan, except the fat man and the sausage looked at each other and smiled wryly.As for Xia Ruoxue, who returned to her indifferent demeanor after returning, she seemed to think that this was a perfectly normal thing, without any surprise.

Zou Yafu embraced Lu Xun and introduced to everyone present, "This little guy will be a classmate of your class 9527 from now on. By the way, I forgot to introduce him. Memory is not easy to use when you are old."

The old man patted his forehead and said with a smile, "His name is Lu Xun. Don't bully him just because he is young."

The fat man looked down on the old man a little, once he knew who his father was, who would have nothing to bully him, but after thinking about it, the fat man realized the deep meaning in the words of the dean.

The little guy's identity will always be exposed in the future, and now the dean reminds him before pointing out that even if he doesn't fight his father, this little guy will never be messed with!

Thinking back to the little guy who shot and killed wild animals, drew a gun to his forehead, and disassembled the satellite terminal and cracked Lux's tricks, Fatty suddenly felt that his life would not be as easy as before.

After Zou Yafu finished speaking, he stared at the fat man meaningfully, and continued to say loudly, "I have something to announce this time, that is, besides Lu Xun, I will accept another apprentice, and that person is -"

The old man pointed at the fat man, "Xiang Yu!"

There was an uproar again, all the freshmen showed expressions of disbelief and envy, while Lacus frowned lightly and fell into deep thought. As for the little guy Lu Xun, his eyes immediately rolled around, and he didn't know what the hell he was thinking.

The old man walked up to the fat man, and saw that there was no trace of joy on the face of the person concerned, but instead he looked wary of what the hell are you doing again, and squeezed out a few inaudible words.

"In front of so many people, don't you want me to be unable to step down?"

The fat man shrugged his shoulders noncommittally, and stretched out a hand. The old man raised his eyebrows, and handed over an old and loose palm.

Feeling the two fingers protruding from the fat man's palm, the old man was happy, and while patting the fat man's shoulder to show his intimacy, he whispered in his ear, "You are not timid, most people can't ask for it." Such a good thing, you actually used it to blackmail me for 2000 million."

The fat man whispered a smirk that almost reached his ear, "Cut, I have two hundred catties of flesh all over my body, where do you see that I am normal?"

As he said that, he was about to slap and break up with his hands, but there was still a smile on his face. There is no righteousness in business.

The old man held on tightly, "Okay, 2000 million, don't go back on your word!"

The fat man nodded, bent over, and shouted loudly, "Good luck, teacher!"

The others didn't know about the deal that the old and the young couldn't get on the table. Seeing the kindness of the elders, the respect of the younger, and shaking hands and bowing, there was a bit of informal etiquette in the countryside, although the words that the fat man yelled were somewhat inexplicable, But after all, it is the teacher who starts.

Zhou Yue gave the first dog-leg applause, followed by sparse applause. Zou Yafu looked around and responded with a more kind smile, but he couldn't stop smiling wryly in his heart.

The old man knew that the word "auspicious" was an honorific used only in the ancient earth era to greet women like empresses. It was hard to say that he was raped by an unconvinced fat man, and Zou Yafu felt a little bitter.

Lu Xun didn't applaud. He crossed his small hands on his chest, walked up to the fat man and looked him up and down, then saluted Zou Yafu, and said, "Teacher, thank you for accepting me as a junior."

Zou Yafu went down the donkey along the slope, without saying a word of politeness, and pushed the fat man, the teacher's dignity was undoubtedly revealed.

"Still not answering? Don't think I don't know that he helped you a lot today."

The fat man is still regretting that he didn't call for a price of 3000 million. It is because it is impossible to straighten the index finger, middle finger, and ring finger while shaking hands while curling up the little finger. middle pointing horse.

Hearing that the two of them sang and harmonized seamlessly, he was relieved. It turned out that he was still plotted by the dean after all.

Calling this brat a senior brother... Fatty suddenly felt that he was focused on reducing the debt as soon as possible, but ignoring the existence of Lu Xun, a brat, was the stupidest thing he had ever done since he was born.