Fake Mechanic

() Lu Xun called Lu Boyan his father and Ruoxue his mother. If he called Lu Xun his senior brother, wouldn't it appear that Ruoxue was a generation older than him?

I thought that I would never have any intersection with the emperor slayer in this life, but a little ghost killed by a slanting stab subverted everything in an instant. The fat man who was born as an orphan has never been troubled by these messy relationships. He has been called a master for 16 years, and now Being made a fuss by the dean, life seemed to be ten times more complicated.

After returning to East Imperial Capital, Ruoxue was sent to the medical room for treatment. Fatty wanted to follow, but Zou Yafu called him to his office alone.

The fat man also wanted to settle accounts with the old man, so he didn't refuse.

When Zou Yafu seemingly casually mentioned that he had three other senior brothers and sisters, Fatty was numb and just asked perfunctorily who else?

Zou Yafu smiled and said, "Lax is your second senior sister, and Ai Xi is your third senior sister. As for the senior brother, for some personal reasons, I think it's better to wait for him to tell you."

The fat man was a little disdainful, "Pretending to be a ghost, you are plotting me in every possible way, aren't you afraid that one day I will come out of the teacher's school and deny you?"

Zou Yafu smiled easily, "People with such thoughts should not say it directly."

The old man thought of the series of events that happened before, just to test whether Xiang Yu was a spies of the empire. It was indeed a little too much. The key is that there seems to be a natural uncertainty in the fat man. As long as he gets involved, there will be trouble.

Zou Yafu originally said that he needed a wild catfish, but now it seems that this catfish is too destructive.The old man also knew the little guy's temper, although he wasn't bad, but since his mother passed away, Lu Boyan has pampered him, and now he is a typical devil in the world.The old man only hoped that by tying Lu Xun and Fatty together through himself, they could restrain each other a bit.

It now appears that the first step was taken very successfully.Ligers and tigers are in the same cage, and it turns out that they don't see each other right.

Seeing that the fat man was always looking unhappy, the old man smiled and patted him on the shoulder and said, "You have already lost 6000 million debts, and you only have the last few steps left to jump out of the dragon gate and ride the wind, what's there to be unhappy about? "

Fatty suddenly remembered that he had to win the championship of Mecha Heart to offset the 1000 million. He began to feel annoyed at his miscalculation when shaking hands, "You think the championship is so easy to win, and my father's name is not Lu Boyan!"

The old man didn't smile this time, but sighed deeply, "Do you think Lu Xun is a genius pilot?"

The fat man gave the old man a sideways look, and said, "Nonsense, the children of mice can make holes, no matter how bad it is, they will always dig holes?"

The old man shook his head dejectedly, "You must have seen it before. Lu Xun does have extraordinary talents, but he is not in the mecha. It can even be said that he will never be able to drive the mecha in his life."

"why?"

"This is the matter of his old Lu family. I can't say it. You just need to know that there are no generalists in this world, and everything needs to be paid for."

The son of the emperor slayer is destined not to be able to open the mecha?

The fat man can't turn his head around, what's the difference between this and a dragon giving birth to a worm?Isn't the little guy Lu Boyan's kind? Well, it's normal for old Lu to be incompetent in that aspect. It can't be that the little guy's mother cheated on her, and she was chopped off by the emperor three years ago, isn't it? It would be more appropriate to call him a wife-killer, but the green hat on his head should never be removed for the rest of his life...

Fatty thought more and more crookedly, winked and snickered, Zou Yafu knew the fatty's vulgarity, guessed a little bit, coughed and said, "Don't think wildly, there is no such thing as you think."

The fat man said very righteously, "Could it be possible that the dean can read minds, I'm just wondering who my elder brother is?"

Zou Yafu didn't make trouble with him either, "So what if we know?"

The fat man said aggrievedly, "Lax has no face towards me, and Ai Xi is a thorn in my side, not to mention that little fellow Lu Xun. You give me something to look forward to, if the elder brother also sees me , can I still get along with me?

"I can only say that your elder brother thinks highly of you." Thinking of that apple, Zou Yafu laughed silently, as if he had never seen Fan Xiaoshan favor anyone so much.

Someone popped out of the fat man's head immediately, his face was even more ugly, "Could it be that stinky brother standing behind you all the time?"

Zou Yafu laughed and said, "This old man has always been picky about accepting apprentices. Although Chongguo is not bad, at least his face is not good enough. You are an exception."

Even Fatty was a little surprised when the old fox gave such a weird reason, but after thinking about it, it was true, Lacus and Ai Xi are both beauties selected in a million, and even Lu Xun has a pretty face with delicate features, etc. wait……

"What do you mean I'm an exception?"

The old god Zou Yafu took a sip of tea, and then said, "Of course, if you count the five of you standing together, I will definitely choose you first, and your elder brother will be second."

He thought the fat man would jump up to protest, but he took the derogation as a compliment, proudly touched his face, and said disapprovingly, "You reminded me now, I know."

A flash of inspiration flashed in the fat man's head, he nodded as if he had found a treasure, said goodbye and walked out.

Zou Yafu, who didn't know it, yelled behind him, "Don't go outside and just recognize a senior brother for me."

The fat man who had already walked outside the door suddenly stopped, took two steps backwards, poked his head in, and said with a smile, "Elder brother should be the most powerful of all of us, teacher, how can you let the most powerful apprentice follow me?" Are you having a fight? Is it because you still refuse to remove the magic spell for him? Hahaha..."

This time it was Zou Yafu's turn to be speechless.

He understands Fatty's cleverness, but he never expected that this guy would blink his eyebrows and move his eyebrows. The ghost of Xunwu also felt a little headache.

If Xiang Yu and Fan Xiaoshan join forces, half of the federation will be overthrown. Now I just hope that Xiaoshan doesn't hate himself so much.

Leaving the dean alone to worry, the fat man left the college headquarters building in a particularly comfortable mood.

At last, he was an anti-general. Although what he said just now was a bit bluffing, isn't it just a tiger jumping out of his mouth to bluff people? Otherwise, why would there be a word "tiger" next to each mouth? Fatty had known to use tiger skin as a banner during the spat, but now that he had guessed that Fan Xiaoshan was his elder brother most likely, he was much calmer.

Fan Xiaoshan refused to fight with him, and saved his life again in the night market of Baita District. Although he had an obvious purpose, he still had a friendship. Ai Xi, who always has red eyebrows and green eyes, and the shameless brat who snatches Ruoxue away, Fan Xiaoshan is considered the most "friendly" person.

In the book, the elder brother always loves the younger one the most, doesn't he?No, Linghu Chong, a drunkard, loves the little junior sister!

It doesn't seem right to compare myself to a white dragon horse. It's a four-legged thing, and it's hard to be ridden all day long!

Who else?

……

On the way to the medical room, the fat man had a lot of wild thoughts, as if he could change his life against the sky by finding a little junior who was loved by others, and then he would be proud. He went through all the characters in the old man's collection of books along the way, which was a sad reminder found a fact.

Nima little brother is just used to spoil it!