Fake Mechanic

() Went to the medical room, but did not see Ruoxue, wanted to check her shoulder and hand by the way, but was thrown out by the old doctor.

The 60-year-old bald old man blew his beard and stared, "Go, go, okay, you are full and even the old man comes to tease you when you are idle?"

The fat man argued aggrievedly: "No, sir, I still had a comminuted fracture in my shoulder yesterday. You can take any X-rays or whatever and take pictures for me. I'm so relieved and you can say yes."

Seeing that the old man was getting more and more angry, he picked up the medical book in hand and was about to throw it at him, the fat man rolled out of the medical room in a hurry.

"You monster who can reset itself with broken lungs after a night's sleep, why do you still need to go to the doctor?"

Wei's voice sounded just in time, and the fat man suddenly became angry.

"You did it on purpose? Did you say you would die earlier?"

"I did it on purpose, I will die only if you die!"

"..."

Wei was not joking, but the indisputable fact came out of her mouth in a calm tone, and Fatty couldn't do anything about it.

"If a good man doesn't fight with a woman, you're cruel."

"Go and help me find a place with a wireless interface, I want to go online."

Wei's request made Fatty even more speechless, "Sister, even the toilets in the entire college are covered by wireless signals. Send a terminal to every piece of shit and they can spray people online. Can't you just use it?" <Wind The first poisonous tongue on the street showed his true colors.

"I need your authorization, so you'd better go to your own terminal in the dorm."

"Why, you need a handsome guy to chat with you on the Internet, no, didn't you say that you can't access the federal backbone network?"

Fatty suddenly woke up.

"The moment I received the email from Yun, my authority was restored, but I can only log in to the backbone network with your identity id. The terminal in the dormitory is bound to your citizen serial number. I don't want to be a hacker and be found out by the brain."

The fat man was a little excited, "So, you are the second cloud now?"

"I said that you can only use your authority. With your current authority, it is impossible to even enter the third sequence database."

After playing for a long time, he still couldn't cheat, and the fat man became discouraged again, squatting at the door of the medical room, holding his head in his hands and worrying.Without Yun's help, he really didn't have the confidence to win No.1 in the upcoming Mecha Heart Competition.

Wei heard the fat man's thoughts and sneered, "Without a woman's help, don't you even have the courage to stand up?"

Wei's stimulation made Fatty jump up high.

"Who said that I have no courage? You thought it would be easy to take the first place. I just don't want to disappoint Yun... Wait, why did your sentence sound so awkward? What do you mean by not being able to stand up? Do you want me to help you?" Now I want to prove to you that I'm a real man?"

"You're just going to be a rascal again to make fun of yourself, come on, if you're not afraid of crawling all the way back to the dormitory."

"...Forget it, you're still the one to be ruthless."

Fatty turned his mind to Yiyin, which seemed to prove Wei's point more, and he really didn't want her prediction to come true. If Lu Xun, a little guy, saw it, he would be ashamed and humiliated.

Walking all the way to the dormitory, the fat man tentatively asked, "What do you think my chances of winning the championship are?"

Wei's words were simple and clear, "I can answer you after I have analyzed all the Mecha Heart Competitions over the years."

Only then did the fat man realize that he was biting Lu Dongbin again. It turned out that Wei was still thinking of himself, so he was in such a hurry.

"How long will it take to analyze?"

"do not know!"

"you……"

After returning to the dormitory, the fat man turned on the wireless function of his terminal.

Wei spoke again, "Do you want to enter my virtual space?"

"Why? Do you really want me to chat with you? Not interested!"

"That's fine, you said it yourself."

Before he finished speaking, the surging data flow instantly occupied Fatty's entire field of vision, and the chip on the back of his neck felt an unbearable burning pain again, and he could only vaguely distinguish that the person who quickly brushed past his eyes was the battle of countless mechs. The picture, which has been sped up by more than ten times, can't see the details at all. After that, I only feel countless shadows swaying in front of my eyes. The dizziness makes the fat man feel that the fish balls he ate at noon have grown legs, and they are all crazy. It seems to start to drill into the mouth.

"Slow down, slow down, I can't take it anymore!"

"You said that you are not interested in entering my virtual space. It's too late to beg for mercy. Wait until I download the data of the first session." Wei's voice reveals an uncontrollable pleasure, like a person who has successfully abducted human souls. the succubus.

No matter how hard Fatty endured, the overwhelming feeling of dizziness and nausea still made him beg for mercy loudly.

The pain of flesh and blood can be tolerated, but how can you bear the feeling of wanting to vomit?

"No, no, no, it's already in your mouth, it's about to come out!"

"Sister, I was wrong..."

The sound of the fat man crying made Mu Yueshan, who was eavesdropping outside the door, blushed. Although the sound insulation effect of the door was good, the fat man was yelling loudly, and the little woman could clearly hear it. Why slow down? When it came out, Mu Yueshan suddenly lost her mind.

She secretly spat.

Hearing the voice of the fat man coming back, she suddenly wanted to talk to the fat man about something, but she finally made up her mind, but when she arrived at the door of the other party's room, she heard such unbearable groans, the little bitch almost gritted her teeth, thinking that I would Wanting to chat with this kind of scum is really crazy.

She turned around and entered the door, closing it heavily.

The miserable fat man here didn't even have the strength to beg for mercy. He hugged the toilet and burst into tears, stretched his neck a few times, and finally vomited it out with a wow.

It's a pity that most of the top delicacies of the gun butt are reimbursed.

The entire downloading process took less than 3 minutes, but the fat man felt like he was rolling in the [-]th floor of hell, his tears and saliva flowed like a stroke.

"Okay, the video of the first session is finished, do you want to continue?" Wei's voice was relaxed and happy.

The fat man vomited until half his life was left. At this moment, he couldn't care less about asking where the video data was stored in his head. He turned around and leaned on the toilet, panting and said, "Hugh...take a break. "

"Your line is very familiar. Let me take a look. It seems to have appeared in a cartoon a long time ago. By the way, the little monk is called Yixiu."

After a pause of more than ten seconds, the fat man came back to his breath, closed his eyes and kept asking, "It's a while, I'm about to die, how do you know this? I haven't even heard of it."

"Mecha battle is for you, and I'm not interested, so I just downloaded the most popular [-] cartoons in the ancient earth era, and I can watch them when I have nothing to do."

"..."

Fatty Yu cried without tears. I said why the ones that flashed before my eyes were not mechs. It seems that this sentence was intentional, so I don’t need to ask anymore.

After resting for 10 minutes, the fat man agreed to let Wei continue to download the second battle video, but this time he refused to stay outside even if he was killed, and let Wei pull himself into her virtual space.

Once entering the world that seems to be always dark, this time there is no need to climb the mountain, Wei is still dressed in black on the top of the mountain, staring at the clouds in the sky in a daze, the calculation of fifteen poses is still going on, as if a movie cannot be finished The shadow puppet show never stops.

The fat man sat next to Wei angrily, protesting loudly how she could use her brain as a free cloud disk.

cartoon?In this era, who still watches those two-dimensional animations? They are all virtual characters, reproduced in 3D real scenes. The term film and television stars has long been outdated. How can real people have characters calculated by supercomputers? No need for substitutes, no high-paying performances Fei, there is no need to hype up the gossip blog...

Don't read "Actor's Self-cultivation" now, you can become the king of comedy, you don't need plastic surgery, you can have a golden ratio from top to bottom, and everyone's talent and beauty are better than gods!

The only one with a real person in it is the love action movie in bed!

So the fat man loves the Mayflower sisters, no, anyone with handles loves the Mayflower!

Just when the fat man was about to salute the Mayflower sisters with all his heart, Wei interrupted his chanting in time.

"If you recall those boring movies you watched in front of me again, I will make you throw up when you see women for the rest of your life!"

Fatty shuddered, Wei never lied, Fatty still believed in this character.

So he obediently complied, only sighing secretly.

Or Yun is more considerate of me.

……

When all the videos of the [-]th Mecha Heart Contest were downloaded, Fatty rolled out of Wei's private world in a desperate manner.

After returning to his body, the fat man realized that he had been fooled again.

It was as if all the bones had been removed from my body, and there was no energy left. It was like running 5000 meters, throwing up, running again, and then coming back to throw up again. This cycle repeated countless times, and the whole body was full of vomiting. filth.

Not only the whole fish feast at noon, but even yesterday's wolf meat was vaguely visible. The whole stomach was cleaned and the bitter gall water was vomited clean.

In addition to the vomit, his body was also covered with a thin layer of black sweat, which was greasy and dirty, and the fat man himself felt sick.

Climbing into the bathtub with the last bit of strength, the fat man swears to a certain witch in his heart that if he tricks him next time, he will trick her a thousand times in his heart every night.

Wei's answer was simple, "Anyway, I'm not Yun, and you only like Yun, so it's okay."

The fat man, who was so angry that he couldn't listen, turned on the shower faucet and began to take off his clothes and pants, wishing to rub off a layer of skin on his body.

At a certain moment after a long time, when this sentence came back to his mind, the fat man realized what he had missed, but that was a matter of later.

Who knows what will happen next?

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ps: Going out to do some errands today, the noon update will be skipped, and the evening update will still be guaranteed.

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