Fake Mechanic

() After changing two tanks of water, the fat man cleaned himself up.

Seeing that the water in the bathtub became clear and warm again, Fatty's mood gradually improved. The living conditions in the college are good. No wonder so many people are desperately trying to get in, just when Fatty is thinking about whether to imitate the style in the movie , When he asked the little girl to bring a bottle of red wine in to enjoy, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

Why is the surface of the water moving when he is lying dead?

Is this bathtub still high-end, with water massage function?

I searched up, down, left, and right, but I didn't see the corresponding function, but when I calmed down and looked carefully, the water surface in front of me was indeed trembling slightly, with countless fine ripples, and I couldn't find it unless I looked carefully.

Strange, could it be that I am trembling inadvertently?

I just vomited out of strength, my whole body was cramped or something, but my body didn't feel it?

He calmed down and felt it. Maybe it was because of taking a bath. His exhausted physical strength was recovering rapidly, and he had inadvertently reached a saturated state. He was refreshed and felt that he could perform three black tiger moves in succession at any time, even More.

Looking curiously at the rippling water surface, the fat man couldn't help asking from the bottom of his heart.

No reply.

Hey, this chick, she's still mad at me for killing me.

Helpless, it is the nature of a man to be able to bend and stretch, and Fatty has always been a person who does what he says.

Immediately bowed her head, and asked flatteringly, "My most beloved sister, are you awake? If you are not asleep, I will come in."

After finishing speaking, the fat man closed his eyes and meditated, imagining that he was once again in the black world of Wei, the peak of the mountain.

When I opened my eyes, I still saw a big white fat man soaking in the water. The fat man had no choice but to honestly apologize and said that I was wrong.

Only then did Wei's voice sound, "What's wrong?"

Hey, I'll go, put your nose on your face, I'll see the sun, you are really brilliant like a flower, the fat man sneered from the bottom of his heart, and he still had to subdue his mouth, "I shouldn't say that I will fuck you a thousand times in one night, besides, I will I don’t have the physical strength, just kidding.”

This is Fatty's ability, even if he apologizes, he can still come out crooked, out of shape.

Wei didn't talk nonsense with him, and directly got into the topic.

"Your current situation is similar to last night when the muscles pulled the bones to reset themselves when you fell asleep, but now it is the reaction of the nervous system after extreme fatigue, and the muscle fibers of the whole body are oscillating at a low speed."

The fat man thought for a long time and replied with a dry smile, "I seem to have vomited too much just now, and accidentally vomited out all my IQ. Can I ignore the process and give the conclusion directly?"

"It's a good thing anyway."

"This is too vague. I still have a little iq left, please don't discriminate against people."

Wei finally told the truth, "You are a lazy person, you don't like to run in the morning and take a walk in the evening, so I made this arrangement to exercise your nervous system and oxygen supply capacity. level, you don't care about whether it will reduce your IQ."

The fat man suddenly realized that Wei was a gangster, so he cut it first and then played, "I said, can you predict in advance, there is a reason for me to vomit so embarrassingly, right?"

"Okay, now I'm suddenly interested in previous martial arts movies, do you want to cooperate?"

To be honest, Fatty is a bit in a dilemma. Wei is not allowed to "play" with himself, and his physical fitness index cannot improve.

Watching the water in the bathtub keep making faint and wonderful ripples, looking at it from a certain angle, against the crimson sunset slanting into the bathroom, it is very attractive.

The fat man gritted his teeth, he was willing to cut himself into pieces, so that he could become a master, so he should go on a diet to lose weight!

"Okay, you come!"

He raised his neck, grabbed the sides of the bathtub, and spread his legs apart. The fat man made an extremely indecent posture, gnashing his teeth as if he was about to be crossed by a bunch of good friends.

"Forget it today, and come back after your muscles have completely subsided from the voluntary concussion. Strings that are too tight will easily break."

As soon as Wei's words came out of his mouth, the fat man finally heaved a sigh of relief, but immediately a bigger question came to his mind.

Could this girl just want to see herself vomit all over the floor looking for teeth to enjoy herself?

Wei has long been used to being an ear to the voice of a villain like Fatty, and doesn't even bother to answer it.

"By the way, what is that layer of black dirt on my body? I remember I just took a shower a few days ago."

"It's the residual waste in your muscles, which was forced out of your body by the shock. If you still don't understand this explanation, you can imagine that your muscles are peristalsis in the large intestine, and then discharged..."

"Stop! I understand that sentence just now!"

The fat man recalled the dirt that he had to scrub hard to get rid of, and suddenly he lost even the slightest bit of appetite.

Thinking that he would be "tortured" by Wei soon, the fat man stood up from the bathtub to get dressed, and asked again with lingering fear, intending to die to understand.

"How many martial arts movies do you plan to download this time?"

"Not many, just five hundred!"

The fat man breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that the time should be shorter than the previous time, Wei finally behaved humanely this time.

Wei snorted coldly, "It's true that the cartoons I downloaded before were all theatrical versions, but I didn't seem to say that this time I'm downloading a martial arts movie? It's good to watch episode after episode."

"...Then what do you mean?" Fatty's voice trembled.

"That's right, five hundred martial arts series."

Fatty almost fell back into the bathtub, five hundred martial arts series? !

Xiang Yu is also a fan of martial arts movies. He vaguely remembers that there are almost sixty episodes of the Forever Sculpture alone!

The ruthless words have already been thrown out, if he shrinks back at this time, he may be looked down upon by Wei for the rest of his life, the fat man doesn't know how he stepped out of the bathtub, how he put on his clothes, all his memories are a little fuzzy.

There is only one lingering image in my head, that is, I vomited until my heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys all faded away, leaving only a fragile empty shell, which fell to the ground and shattered into countless pieces.

A sentence popped out from the bottom of my heart for no reason, it was the eight words that Zou Yafu had said.

"There's a price to pay for everything."

In fact, Fatty also understands that Wei will never let herself die easily, all she has to do is to force out all the potential in her body, break the limit brazenly and decisively, and then...

Get stronger!

"When you really enter the world that only belongs to the strong, maybe we will meet again one day!"

The little goblin's words rang in his ears, but the fat man couldn't imagine what the world of the strong looks like at this moment, just like the name of the little goblin, it's just a distant cloud in the sky, not only can't be touched, he can't even touch it. Shapes change all the time.

Is it the super-order or holy-order synchronization rate?

Or to surpass Lu Boyan and enter the so-called hall of gods, even more ethereal, that other shore that no one has ever reached, and no one dares to name it?

Xiang Yu remembered that Fan Xiaoshan said that he used to look for Lu Boyan all over the world. Could it be that he wanted to understand the confusion in his heart, and how far was the distance he was going to from his feet?

All kinds of memories came one after another, the fat man opened the door in a daze, and walked out like sleepwalking.

There is no old man by his side, no little goblins by his side, Mr. Wei treats himself indifferently and never opens up. For the first time, Xiang Yu feels that the saying "you don't need too many confidants, one or two is enough" is ridiculous.

It should be enough to have one or two around.

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ps: there are more at night