Fake Mechanic

() The predecessors once said that life is as lonely as snow, and those who have good things in the future add one word before and after, and become a big avalanche. The former is a boring chant of literary youth, and the latter is three points more famous than the former. In the year when he galloped back and forth with He Jiu on Chunfeng Street with a knife in hand, he saw that everyone was invincible, and he once said it in a pretentious manner at the entrance of the wine.

The result was that the old man kicked him in the ass.

The old man asked what this sentence meant, and Xiang Yu said that I am too tall to be a match, and of course I am as lonely as an avalanche that I can't resist.

The result of the pretentiousness was another kick in the buttocks.

The old man said that the big avalanche is as famous as the demon knife, and life is like chess, which means that there is no way to solve it when you are lonely. You understand the loneliness at a young age, so next time you talk nonsense, you will kick your butt into four petals.

Hearing the old man's explanation that both grace and power are equally important, the fat man nodded nonuo at the time, and now he was full of words and didn't know who to talk to, he really understood the meaning of Guan Pingzhong's words.

He came to a place as if he was sleepwalking in a nightmare, and when he came to his senses, he realized that he had unknowingly walked to the door of Ruoxue's room.

The fat man smiled wryly. When a man is lonely, he goes to a woman. His instinctive reaction is to prescribe the right medicine.

It's easy to go in and have a chat with Xuemei's sister Hu Tianhudi. In Ruoxue's opinion, she is afraid that her belt is more difficult to untie than a big snow avalanche. It is impossible for her to refuse if she offers it to her door. But after the ups and downs, in addition to having an extra son or daughter , life is still the same, maybe I want to hug my daughter and shout that life is lonely Ruoxue, who should I go to at that time?

Self-mockery is self-deprecating, Fatty still pushed open the door, and if he came, he would be at peace, and it was business to see how Xuemeizi's legs were.

The door was not closed, it was ajar.

As soon as he entered the door, the fat man realized that he was late. Ruoxue was not lonely, and Lu Xun, the little guy, had already made it ahead. Mom and mother kept barking. Xiao Feng'er probably didn't want to disturb the family happiness of "mother and son", or I can't stand the invincible combination of strange flowers and strange coffees, and I don't know where to hide.

The big man's gun butt was in front of him, standing guard faithfully. The fat man patted his iron-hard chest muscles as a greeting, and the recoil force made his palms ache.The gun butt knew the identity of the fat man, and the thick meat door moved half a step away to make way.

As soon as he entered the door, he realized that he had guessed wrong. Xiao Feng'er's reason for avoiding it was probably more realistic.

The strange duo was sitting on the ground, surrounded by a lot of strange guns, as if they were having a house party, but all the small pots and bowls were replaced with lethal weapons. As for the dishes, they were all over the floor, all kinds of yellow Bullets scattered all over the place.

"My time...do you two want to be so arrogant? These are controlled weapons?"

The Federation does not ban guns. Among the 5000 million high-v members of the Gun Association, there are many gun collectors. The years of war with the Empire have also caused a large number of guns to flow into the people. It was just the illegitimate child of a prostitute, and no one really took it seriously.

Lu Xun rolled his eyes at the fat man, "My babies are all registered, don't make any foolish plans."

register?The bill stipulates that all powerful weapons are within the scope of control, and a semi-automatic continuous-fire rifle is listed as contraband. You register... Fatty looked at the most majestic and dazzling shoulder-fired infantry-to-air missile behind Lu Xun, and was a little speechless.

He figured it out in an instant, Lu Boyan's precious son wants to play with guns, how dare you refuse to register with the Gun Bureau?It can be said that the world of the Federation was determined by Lu Boyan killing the emperor of the empire with one shot and one shot. Didn’t someone come out to smooth out the hole that the little guy made?

The fat man just couldn't figure out why the old man would say that Lu Xun couldn't use the armor. He had seen how this guy disassembled satellite terminals and marksmanship. He was obviously a child genius. Can not open, it is unscientific.

Ruoxue held up a .45 Thor pistol to play with curiously, and the fat man couldn't help being curious, "Sister Xue, you haven't played with guns before?"

"No, we Bai Lingxing don't use this."

Thinking that Ruoxue also picked a fanatic who didn't have any long-range firepower in the battle against Elen Tieno, the fat man nodded and asked, "You Bai Lingxing people fight with fists?"

"Our planet's climate and environment are not good, and it is difficult for people to survive. Why do we have to fight against our own people?"

The fat man understood why Bai Lingxing was incorporated into the federal government and included in the category of administrative stars. Nima basically had nothing to eat, and basically relied on kicking in fights. How could he be better than the steel tracks of the starship mecha?Completely crush the harvest!

"Then you still come to the academy to study, this is known as the cradle of war, the delivery room of the butcher."

"Nainai said that only by becoming stronger will people not continue to be bullied."

It's you nainai again, Fatty instinctively feels that Ruoxue's background is not simple, but this girl is so stupid and cute to the extreme, she can't communicate well at all, when it comes to key points, nainai will come out to obstruct, so I have to give it up temporarily, and find someone alone next time Opportunity to ask.Fatty has always been very interested in personal sex.

As for the fat guy next to him who had a bad face when he came in, this was an exception.

The fat man is not interested in those things of the old Lu family, and the red apricot and green hat can mention it when joking, but he can avoid it if he gets to the bottom of it. The water is too deep, and it's not worth drowning.

Who doesn't have a hard-to-read heavenly book, not to mention a person who is against the heavens like the Emperor Slayer, even the dean is taboo about Lu Xun's inability to activate the armor, so don't ask for trouble.

Thinking inwardly, Wei's voice sounded again.

"I advise you to build a good relationship with your little brother for the time being. There may be a matter that the final solution may have to fall on him."

The fat man is used to half-talking to Wei, and the painful lesson told him that if he listens to Wei's words, there is a high probability that he will be tortured to death, but if he is not obedient, he will die even worse. He knows how to write the word "injustice" without having to know how to write "injustice" for three years without the frost and drought in June.

"The only place in the entire academy where you can engage in simulated mech battles is the battle hangar. Except for teaching, students are not allowed to enter at will. Only two people can give free access to it. One is the dean, and the other, I think, is This brat."

"You mean that I want to prepare for the Mecha Heart Competition, and I can only enter the battle hangar for training?"

"If you have the money to buy a set of special virtual equipment for the Mecha Heart game, forget about it."

"how much is it?"

"13 credit points, today's latest [-]% discount price on Taojin.com."

"Nimma, I still owe tens of millions, what a discount."

Only then did Wei continue to be honest and seductive with a tone that I said you didn't believe, "The simulation equipment of the college is more sensitive and realistic. The most important thing is that the college host and the central yang brain have access protocol restrictions. I am more Use your hands and feet to restore those videos in your mind without being noticed by Zhong Yang Zhinao."

The fat man smelled something bad, and asked suspiciously, "You always say you have to beware of Zhong Yang Zhinao finding you, isn't the little goblin just Zhong Yang Zhinao? Do you still have something to hide from me?"

"Listen to me or not, I don't care."

As soon as Wei plays tricks, Fatty will be out of control.

"All right, all right, I'll do my best."

Even though he said so, the fat man racked his brains and couldn't figure out why Wei said that Lu Xun could give him free access. Could it be that he wanted to instigate the little guy to find his father and ask Lu Boyan to talk to the dean?

As for coaxing Lu Xun, who is a ghostly ghost, to be obedient, it is no different from asking him to call me Dad!

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ps: I rhyme again, Tsundere