Fake Mechanic

() Lu Xun refused to eat hard and soft, and the fat man hit a wall one after another.

The expected bad things happened as promised, like getting a flimsy good person card when you confessed to the girl you like. It annoyed him that the hot face was stuck to a stubborn cold ass for the next hour.

Seeing the little guy always turning his face left and right like flipping through a book, or the kind of flipping back and forth, Ruoxue facing the world, but he looks like the biggest person in the world is his father, with his mother's dogleg expression on top of his father, a flash of inspiration flashed in the fat man's head , Only then did I realize that I had chosen the wrong direction.

There is a soft girl who is obedient to her words, why bother to gnaw hard bones?

If Fan Xiaoshan was here, he would knock his little brother on the head and make fun of him. The other party is a resentful woman who has been in an empty bed for a long time and has never met nectar. You just send a female publicist to toast. Naturally, if you fail to eat a toast, you will be fined In the end, if Mr. World was replaced by a muscular man, I'm afraid the final decision would have been made.

The fat man thought of the scene when the little guy raised his head, smiled, lowered his head and gritted his teeth when he was bowing to his teacher not long ago, and the plan that popped up in his heart became more confident.

"Sister, I suddenly thought of a fun place, why don't we go and have a look?"

Ruoxue didn't know that the fat man's plan was on her, and seeing that he took the initiative to invite her, she naturally nodded in agreement.

Lu Xun on the side quit, and before he had finished introducing a lot of treasures to Ruoxue one by one, the fat man took the love with a sword, and as soon as his face collapsed, he was about to jump out and rebel.

The fat man didn't wait for him to speak, and immediately stuffed a bunch of candied haws into it.

"It's not impossible for you to follow, but I agreed in advance that if your mother is upset, I will kick you back immediately."

Lu Xun only wanted to be with Ruoxue, but he couldn't hear the fat man's foreshadowing, and muttered, how could I make my mother unhappy.

The fat man smiled secretly, I will just wait for your words, in fact, there is no need for you to call Dad at all, as long as you speak in the tone of your father to make you obey, isn't that enough?

The butt of the gun on the side flickered, but said nothing.

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In front of the b1 hangar, four people stopped. Lu Xun looked up suspiciously at the metal gate that was as tall as a dozen of him, and turned to ask, is this it?

The fat man ignored him, and said to Ruoxue with a smile, "Sister, I remember that you killed the opponent's three mechas in an instant last time, can you demonstrate it to me again, I'm really envious, just be a teacher Okay?"

Ruoxue has an indifferent expression on her face, as long as she can be with the fat man, as long as she can establish an emotional connection, she doesn't care what the fat man wants to do by herself.

Touching the half-foot-thick metal door, and taking a look at the access control system that needs iris verification, Ruoxue nodded and said, "It's okay to show you, but how do we get in now?"

Seeing that the heroine is so cooperative and the impromptu lines are so precise, the fat man who wrote the script is of course happy, but his face is full of regret and frustration, "Yeah, I didn't expect us to be unable to enter this hangar, Or you wait here, I will go to the dean to apply for permission."

The fat man raised his legs and turned around while saying in his heart, talk, talk, talk.

After taking three steps, the little guy's contemptuous words came from behind him.

"It's really useless. I need someone for such a small matter. My father said that it's better to ask for someone than to ask yourself. It's up to me."

Fatty wanted to present the best supporting actor award to the little guy right away, turned around with a puzzled face, and looked at Lu Xun puzzled.If you understand the saying that it is better to ask for others than yourself, Lu Boyan knows how he will feel.

However, Fatty is still not sure whether the plan will continue to go smoothly after this step. After all, the next step is the most difficult step in the whole script. Although the little guy is a child genius, can he really unlock the iris feature lock?

For an iris with a diameter of 11mm, according to the current recognition algorithm, at least more than [-] feature points must pass the verification within three seconds. Under the iris scanning device, the previous practices of relying on false pupils to get through the test are simply nonsense.

The iris lock on the outermost layer of the federal central yang treasury requires two people to verify the iris at the same time, and the number of feature points that need to be verified has reached a terrifying number of five hundred. I didn't have a chance to visit the central yang vault, which shows how difficult it is.

Lu Xun squatted down in front of the iris lock swaggeringly, and began to fiddle with the strange tools that the fat people on his body couldn't even name.

Although there was no one around, the remaining three looked at each other with different thoughts in their hearts.

It doesn't matter if you are stupid and cute without a lower limit. Of course, the fat man is excited and nervous. He can't wait for Lu Xun to finish the job quickly. As for the gun butt, he just frowned slightly, but he still didn't say anything. Before leaving home, Lu Boyan had warned Pass him, don't let Lu Xun kill people, don't let Lu Xun touch the mech, other than these two points, there is no explanation.

Right now, what the little guy does doesn't seem to match up with what the master has explained to him. It's rare to see Lu Xun so close to someone after leaving home, so the gun butt is unwilling to cheer up the young master's interest at this moment.

Lu Xun fiddled with it for nearly 5 minutes before covering the whole of the iris lock's scanning device with a strange thing made of temporary splicing.The shoddy box is bumped up and down, and there is a small chip dangling at the bottom. It doesn't look aesthetically pleasing at all, as if the latest version is killing you.

The little guy pressed the iris lock release button, the scanning started, and a burst of red light came out through the gap of the knockoff.

Three seconds later, the metal gate, which was almost indestructible by manpower, let out a heavy roar.opened!

"I go!"

Fatty's mood at the moment was extremely complicated. Although he had long been looking forward to this scene from the bottom of his heart, he was still shocked when it actually happened before his eyes.

This little brat is crazy, although it is very likely that his hair is not fully grown.

The thoughts that immediately appeared in his mind were even exciting to Fatty himself, or why not take him to the federal treasury someday?

The little guy who only reached Ruoxue's shoulder made a very gentlemanly invitation gesture, ladies first.

The fat man rushed in second, and when he entered the door, he reluctantly took a look at the one that was still hanging on the iris lock, and he was a little greedy.

The hangar was still grand and solemn. When the door at the back was slowly closed, and the metal whispers lingered in his ears again, the fat man took a deep breath, and the inexplicable excitement in his heart made him rub his hands involuntarily. hand.

Lu Xun, who was the last to come in, glanced at the mechas in the hangar, and kicked the fat man's calf.

"There are some old antiques here, can't you open the prototype, where is your prototype?"

The fat man was a little curious, "How do you know I can drive a prototype?"

Lu Xun snorted, "Of course it was Cousin Lacus who told me that you are the only prototype pilot in the entire Federation. It seems that the prototypes you have driven have malfunctioned. So far, there is no second person." It can be activated. What if I made a special trip to the Miqi Mountain Range to find you, you thought I had nothing to do to hunt and just happened to save you?"

The little guy's eyes are full of contempt for how you can still open a prototype with such a low IQ. Of course, the fat man is very keen to hear another trace of emotion in it.

Envy, naked envy, maybe this little guy didn't realize it?

Now the fat man finally believed that Zou Yafu's statement that Lu Xun could not operate armor was an indisputable fact.Stamping on people's painful feet is Fatty's specialty. He pointed to the mecha simulation cabin in the hangar, and said half-jokingly, "Little brother, do you want to teach me two tricks?"

Lu Xun was immediately discouraged, turned his head to look at the expressionless gun stock behind him, and slashed hard.

Fatty suddenly felt that his first call to senior brother was worth it!

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After some nonsense, the fat man let Ruoxue sit in the fanatic, and he squeezed into the shooter seat again.Since the reason I made up with Ruoxue was to watch her demonstration, we still have to walk through the cutscene.

In the communication channel, he made an appointment with Ruoxue to reenact the scene of Ainuo Tienuo's [-]v[-] fight. Although there were not three of them, but now that Fatty has prepared in advance for the counter-attack, it's not too far behind.

Fatty was looking forward to Ruoxue's plan to get rid of her already wary self as soon as she released the fanatic's invisibility state.

He is even more looking forward to how the reborn self will perform after sitting in the mech again, for example, counter-kill?

The simulated cabin door closed slowly, and the fat man's confident smile gradually disappeared behind the metal hatch.

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