Fake Mechanic

() Guan Pingzhong is not dead.

It's just that at this moment, the old man is no longer the dull boss in the small wine that seems to be always cleaning the table, his whole body exudes a calm and calm attitude of winning thousands of miles away. Clanking with iron and blood, murderous aura lingers.

Only Xu Yuan was still dressed like an ol, approached in a hurry, and called out to the teacher.

Guan Pingzhong then withdrew his concerned expression and asked, "What's new?"

Xu Yuan smiled, "As the teacher predicted, the Federation is secretly dispatching people to dig up the stinky mud along the canal around the city. They probably wouldn't have thought that the God of Zhenguo's coffin was floating in the satellite orbit above their heads even if they were killed."

The old man smiled faintly, and then said with a gloomy expression, "Because of this plan, the nine brothers will never return to their hometown. I hope there will be no more mistakes."

Xu Yuan lowered her head slightly, "Everyone deserves to die, and the teacher doesn't need to be too concerned."

The old man laughed at himself. The bones were buried in a foreign land. The four substitutes on the spaceship disappeared in the fireworks, and even half of the bones were not found. Can it really be regarded as a worthy death?

He raised his head, as if he wanted to find out the place where the spaceship exploded to pay tribute to his comrades in arms, and he also seemed to be looking for the coffin of the God of Zhenguo, which was protected by as many as fourteen layers of high-strength alloys. Among the countless metal wrecks accumulated over time, which one is the sacred object worthy of countless people to follow.

Except for the former emperor who died in the hands of Lu Boyan, no one knows the origin of the Zhenguo God's coffin, and now there is only a rough idea of ​​where it will go. Could it be that this is the destiny destined by the gods and gods of heaven and earth, and they would rather live in the cold and desolate universe , and disdain to associate with the insignificant sentient beings?

"Bugatti? Is there any movement at Long?" Guan Pingzhong asked again.

The chief of the army is the most belligerent, known as the "Dragon Butcher" in the empire, and the object of hatred in the hearts of the common people is second only to the one who slays the emperor. Lu Boyan can still win three points of respect. But only utter fear.

Guan Pingzhong looked down on Bugatti, but he had to guard against him. When a mad dog bites people, it doesn't care whether others give bad reviews or not. One bite is one bite.

Xu Yuan shook her head, "I can't tell what the federation is suffering now. The great victory that has been announced to the outside world can't turn around and say that it has suffered a hidden loss. Now the people of the federation are used to being at ease, and they don't have much interest in war. No one will take the initiative Come out and play war mad."

The old man nodded, "Has Huaizhu gone to arrange the clothes tomb? If it's done, we'll go there."

Everyone has no opinion.Soon after, the three of them appeared in a remote cemetery in Zhaxi District.

Xiao Huaizhu, the woman whom He Jiudiao joked to give to the fat man as a gift, is carefully polishing one of the nine new tombstones.

The tombstone is smooth, with no characters missing, just like the tomb is also an empty coffin.

Seeing that Guan Pingzhong and others had arrived, she took out the wine she had prepared from the bag on the ground. The imperial specialty "Yumen Pass" was extremely rough and strong.

The aroma of wine was overflowing, poured thirteen bowls.

The four raised their hands, and the wine was clear and poured down from the tombstone.

The atmosphere in the cemetery was already a bit gloomy, and the four of them didn't speak. It seemed like this kind of thing had happened countless times, and they had a tacit understanding, so there was no need to say anything.

According to the custom of the empire, Guan Pingzhong sprinkled half of it, and poured the remaining half into his mouth with his wrist, and said softly, "The flags of the Han family are all over the Yin Mountains, and they will not send back horses and beards. I wish to serve the country with this body, why bother to live?" Enter the Yumen Pass. Guan Pingzhong will come back to talk about the old days with everyone on the day when the glory returns to the Eastern Imperial Capital."

After a few words, the four of them turned and left without looking back.The cemetery returned to silence, just like the calm appearance of the Federation.

In the broken car that creaked away, He Jiu couldn't help breaking the silence and asked, "Old man, what should we do next, Xiang Yu has already entered the academy, I think his big butt will still be there for a while." Can't wipe it clean, why don't we leave Crimson Orange Star in a hurry?"

The old man glanced at He Jiu, and asked back, "When did I say I was going to leave? You have endured it for so many years, and once you start killing, you become restless."

He Jiu rubbed his bald head and laughed a few times, but his face was full of joy.

"Although the words are harsh, the reasoning is not harsh. Xiang Yu is now in the middle of the game. Of course, we can't hide and watch him mess around by himself. We won't be too late when he has a foothold and a foothold. "

Xu Yuan chuckled and said, "Teacher really loves this shameless fat man the most."

Guan Pingzhong was noncommittal, but his next words were solemn and serious, "Push him to the front, because he cannot escape this fate, but you guys are equally important to me, we have completed the second prince's plan , since I am in charge, there is only one order: you three, none of you can die!"

He Jiu laughed, "Don't worry, don't worry, I won't be willing to die before Huaizhu is dealt with!"

Xiao Huaizhu, who was driving, swept away the dissolute attitude in front of the fat man before, and cast a cold glance at He Jiu. The rude man immediately coughed twice, and shut up honestly.

The old man glanced at Xiao Huaizhu with a half-smile, and said, "Huaizhu, you should also think about it and take away the things that are padded under the clothes. Even an old guy like me finds it a bit dazzling."

Xiao Huaizhu, who was still covered in heavy makeup, couldn't see her true face, and glared at Guan Pingzhong again, with the same look, still familiar.

Both the old man and Xu Yuan laughed, and the latter jokingly said, "I heard from the senior brother that the second senior sister was given to that little guy as a gift, but our junior brother still despises it. Is there such a thing?"

He Jiu clapped his hands hard, and immediately became interested, "Why not, Huaizhu is good at acting, the fat man was so scared that he almost peed his pants."

The words of He Jiu, who kept three sentences about shit and fart, had an effect, and Xiao Huaizhu, who had been concentrating on driving, also raised the corners of his mouth slightly, as if a certain memory had been brought back.

Xu Yuan half-jokingly and half-seriously said to He Jiu, "Brother, if Second Senior Sister really likes that little rascal, will you let him or not?"

He Jiu, who was smiling happily, suddenly felt as if he had been punched in the stomach, and almost lost his breath. Looking at Xiao Huaizhu who was indifferent, he was speechless for a while.

This time it was the old man's turn to laugh secretly with Xu Yuan.

The four of them all understand that they will lead a completely different life from now on. They will never be able to show themselves in front of others, and they will no longer be able to sleep peacefully in the past. , These worries are nothing but the howling autumn wind outside the car, completely blocked by a layer of glass called trust, and can't blow to my heart at all.

……

Fatty, who didn't know it at all, was still sleeping soundly. He didn't expect that he had a bunch of senior brothers and sisters for no reason, and many brothers with more fists. I will be caught in the middle and suffer a lot, but according to the storyteller, it will be a long time later, so why worry.

At least the fat man can still sleep soundly now, the corners of his mouth are drooling, and he is still muttering to himself. If he listens closely, he can still hear intermittent words such as Mayflowers leaking out.

The dream didn't last long, but the fat man was kicked awake in the end.

He opened his eyes and saw that the sausage was picking his nose and was about to hit him for the second time. He immediately got up and made a gesture to hit him.

The fat monk Zhang Er was puzzled and followed the sausage to the door of the dormitory. Sure enough, he saw a tightly packed box half a person's height placed at the door of the room.

The workers who repaired the wall had already left, and there were Mu Yueshan, Tianxia Ruoxue, Lu Xun and others in the room, all curiously circling around the huge box.

If Ruoxue hadn't stopped him, the little guy would have opened the box with a knife to see what happened.

Sausage tugged on the fat man's sleeve and asked softly, "Did you order a real maid from the Internet? I heard that this online shopping business has been very popular recently."

Fatty has also heard about the online shopping maid case. It became a household name in Tokyo more than a month ago. Gein, a man at home, tried it out and ordered a real maid from the Internet. Unexpectedly, he actually received the goods. The whole body of the female alien woman is naked, and she is in a deep sleep state.

The whole online shopping incident is not a big deal, it’s just that this man was too surprised and played songs every night, which caused dissatisfaction among the neighbors, and sued the otaku who fell from the sky with a cute girl, and Whitenet, who was in charge of online shopping, to the court. What's weird is that this lawsuit brought down the Supreme Court all the way, causing a sensation in the whole city. What's even more weird is that in the final trial results of Zuo Yuqing, a federal prosecutor who is over [-] years old, the neighbors even lost!

"It's human nature to love a man and a woman. If you are not allowed to make a sound when your family is happy, isn't it killing people!"

"Since this female species does not belong to the thirteen administrative stars of the Federation, it is not subject to the laws of the Federation, so it is not impossible to treat it as a tradable resource!"

The two conclusions gave Zuo Yuqing the weird nickname of "Human Sexual Protestant", which means that everyone can understand it, and White.com has also instantly transformed from a little-known small website to a website second only to Gold Rush. The second largest online shopping giant on the Internet, the business is extremely hot.

Although some people pointed out in a series of bloody reports afterwards that this was just a super-large-scale show hyped by the Baizi family, the major shareholder behind White.com, and both the plaintiff and the defendant had been bought by the Baizi family. The dust has settled, which is the root cause of the sausage's question.

The fat man knows the dirty thoughts of sausages, so he doesn't bother to talk nonsense with him, thinking that if I want this money, do I need to rub dozens of steamed buns with you?

He went to the big box and pulled off the tape to see that it wasn't a real maid, but a whole set of ten sets of virtual fighting devices of Mecha Heart!

There is also a text message signed by Zou Yafu.

The general content is that since you have won the three-day vacation and Xiang Yu is so diligent and studious, I will simply give you a few more days. Except for Lu Xun, the next class of class 9527 is to participate in the Mecha Heart Competition. Those with a statistical winning rate of less than 75% will pack up and go home, just as if this is a late entrance test.

At the end there is a line of small characters that is reserved for Fatty alone, showing the majesty of the dean, eleven words: Fatty!Stop instigating Lu Xun to act recklessly!

Xiang Yu understood in an instant that the fact that he encouraged the little guy to break the iris lock of the b1 hangar still failed to escape Zou Yafu's eyes.

This old man is really everywhere... The fat man is still slandering himself secretly, but he feels that something is wrong around him.Looking up, except for the little guy, almost everyone's eyes were on the kind that wanted to eat people, especially the sausage, who was the first to howl.

"No, with a 75% winning rate, the penalty is to pack up and leave? The legendary second level test is too perverted! What did we do wrong? We have to go to the game without even starting the most basic driving training."

Everyone guessed that this matter must have nothing to do with Fatty. Fatty wanted to deny it, but after looking around, he was still outnumbered and defeated. He scratched his head and said with a dry smile, "Winning three out of four seems like nothing. You say yes?"

The little guy, Lu Xun, couldn't die, but at this juncture, he answered in a nonchalant manner, "Well, it's nothing. I remember that the overall winning percentage of the top ranking last year was only 72.3%."

"..."

Including Fatty, everyone else present was dumbfounded.