Fake Mechanic

( ) Crazy, all crazy.

It was supposed to be a vacation to enjoy the beautiful scenery of Toteikyo in autumn, but the ten people in Class 9527 all huddled in the dormitory and practiced desperately as if their butts were on fire.

The fat man thoughtfully proposed a "method" to pass the level that meets the conditions proposed by Zou Yafu: it is enough to retire directly after reaching a 75% winning rate. It is not too difficult to win four or five rounds at the beginning, after all, there are many participants , There are many rookies.

This suggestion was directly returned by everyone, and the sausage even directly gave the middle finger of contempt. Everyone was arrogant and unwilling to be left behind. This kind of method was only thought of by a shameless person like a fat man.

No one knew that Fatty had a hard time and couldn't tell. Only by winning the championship could he get rid of the huge debt of 1000 million. He wanted to be shameless and shameless.

There is no way, except for practice and only practice.

Let Wei continue to download various TV series and movies to sharpen his nerve strength. Under Fatty's insistence, he no longer hides in Wei's night world, but resists the dizziness and nausea, and lets those images flash before his eyes.One time, he couldn't bear the feeling of vomiting, so in order to catch his breath, the fat man secretly turned on the acceleration of the five senses.

The time frame that was supposed to slow down actually accelerated again, and everything in front of him instantly shattered like a kaleidoscope, turning into thousands of pieces of colored glaze. In the oppressive feeling that was overwhelming, the fat man screamed and passed out directly.

Wei's first words after waking up are do you want to die?

The fat man resisted the horrific sense of exhaustion from his hunger and wished he could bite off a piece of the bathtub, and said with a wry smile, "How do I know that instead of slowing down, I'm speeding up."

Wei's figure appeared in front of him for the first time, bowed down and said to him seriously, "Your so-called deceleration is just an illusion caused by a huge amount of adrenaline, and the nerve reaction speed has been increased by a hundred times. It’s time, acceleration and deceleration are relative terms, if you don’t want to die in the bathtub for nothing, don’t do such stupid things next time!”

"Then what is time travel?" After taking a breath, the fat man began to talk poorly again.Today, Wei downloaded all the time-travel dramas. Although she couldn't see the screen clearly, the plot appeared in her head inexplicably, as if watching it with her felt very strange.

"It's just a ridiculous dream when you humans were weak." Wei's words were still so sharp and merciless.

The fat man flattened his mouth, wouldn't it be nice to have a dream?It's better than staying in a daze for a lifetime.

He climbed out of the bathtub with difficulty, his legs were shaking like never before, but the acceleration of the five senses in the blink of an eye actually exhausted all his physical strength. It seems that Wei's warning was serious, maybe it would really happen die……

But since he didn't die, he simply went to find the little guy to vent his anger. Thinking of eating the delicious food made of the gun butt later, the belly groaning sounded like a series of thunder rolls.

Among the eleven people, Lu Xun had nothing to do because he couldn't drive the mecha.

When I saw the little guy again, he was holding the big misfired gun for maintenance, as carefully as combing a kitten and tying a bow.Seeing the fat man walking in, leaning on the wall, with an expression of squatting in the toilet for a long time, Lu Xun said, "Constipation? That's just the way it is with bad character."

The fat man chuckled, "Yes, the chrysanthemum is itchy, why don't you relax?"

It was the first time for the little guy to hear someone use chrysanthemums as a metaphor, but he didn't know it was hundreds of years ago. He raised his eyebrows and felt a little fresh, but he just snorted.

Fatty didn't mind the little guy getting eye drops when they met, so he just asked the gun butt beside him.

The big man got up silently and walked to the kitchen. The gun butt was quite interesting for the fat man's eating needs that had no time to follow.He has very good eyesight, and he can tell at a glance that the fat man is not out of greed, but is really extremely hungry.

There wasn't a drop of sweat on his head, it didn't look like he had gone through high-intensity physical exercise, but he was able to squeeze his physical strength to the limit. Gunbutt became more and more curious about the fat man's little secret.This super-efficient exercise method is undoubtedly the treasure of other people's bottom of the box. If the butt is not good, just ask.

Three simple but delicate dishes were served, and the fat man licked five bowls of rice. Then he burped his stomach in satisfaction, picked his tongue between his teeth, and asked Lu Xun with a smile, "Why don't you tell me those three awesome words?"

The little guy knew Fatty's shamelessness, so he rushed to post it without paying attention to it, and when he thought of the two key components that were secretly hidden, he became angry, a trace of sullenness flashed across his face, and he asked, "Will you accept my price? "

The fat man stood up very simply, "No, I will tell you the terms of exchange if I think about it."

Seeing the round figure rolling out the door, the innocent gun butt became the little guy's blowing bag again.

"See, this is what happens when you refuse to help me. Look at your current appearance. Wearing an apron is what you want in this life?"

Even the largest apron is a cute miniature version on the big man. Lifting the apron with the gun butt and rubbing his hands without any oil stains, he said, "Master, remember this time, so you won't be fooled next time. I will do it." Even when there is more salt in the dishes, the same dish will never be salty twice."

"Don't ask me to cook!"

Lu Xun is also an extremely smart person, how could he not know this truth, he was just being compared to cooking by the butt of a gun, which happened to hit the sore spot.

These are the days of class 9527 in the next few days. Ten people are busy and one person is too idle. The fat man crawls to find the butt of the gun from time to time to rub something to eat, which once again reveals his far-sightedness of the army before moving the food and grass. The dumb b82mx Totally worth dying an honorable death!

After eating seven meals the first day, the little guy was full of contempt.

After eating twelve meals the next day, the little guy was dumbfounded.

It was not even night on the third day, but the gun stock had entered the kitchen fifteen times, and went out to buy ingredients once.Lu Xun was completely messed up, and when he saw the fat man leaning against the wall, he muttered to himself, "The pig is here, the pig is here... The little guy will naturally not become the tragic protagonist in the fable. Even if the fat man is a wolf, he is still a wolf. Although he eats The posture of the gun is getting more and more indecent, and the left and right bows are not enough, and the mouth even goes directly to the plate, just like a wild boar with cabbage, but every time after eating, he never forgets to say thank you very solemnly to the gun butt.

So the gun butt was very happy. Although Lu Xun was unhappy, the little guy actually had a gentleman's style in his bones, and he would never break his promise to become fat. Why don't you come and eat?

The little guy hesitated for a moment, gritted his teeth and climbed up to the table, and took the lead in picking three favorite chicken legs into the bowl.

The fat man didn't mind, he smiled and continued to gobble up. Lu Xun was already ten years old, but he was a bit taller than normal ten-year-olds. His father arranged a chef and bodyguard to follow him. There must be a reason for him.What's more, only when someone robs them can they eat well. The fat man from the slums knows this truth very well.

Obviously, the little guy whose hands are getting faster and faster just now understands.

He lit a cigarette and slowly smoked the butt of the gun and opened a window casually. The scene of the two senior brothers finally eating at the same table in front of him made him very pleased, especially the food he made himself.This fat man seems to have a strange attraction, which can make people around him uncontrollably gather around him, no matter how contemptuous and mocking he is on his face, what he feels in his heart is completely opposite.

This feeling, familiar, reminded Gunbutt of the first time he saw Lu Boyan...