Fake Mechanic

() Fatty feels like he has become a peerless foodie like Luffy.

Although the fat man is not a rubber face, he has a double skin face. However, in this era, no one knows about Luffy. The fat man can only hide what is in his heart, continue to lie in the bathtub, and get up when he is too hungry to eat.

Every superhero has his own special experience that cannot be reproduced. Fatty eats more than a dozen meals a day, but it still spreads like wildfire. Fatty can’t be a big hero in his life, but the nickname of super foodie is stuck on his head until It was replaced by another title much later.

With the cannon fodder in the lead, and the delicious food, the dormitory of Lu Xun and Gun Tou soon became a small cafeteria for class 9527 as a matter of course.The gun butt didn't mind, and Lu Xun gradually got used to grabbing food with a large group of people. On the dinner table, chicken legs and pork belly flew together, and bamboo chopsticks danced with silver table knives. The lively scene was beyond the fat man's expectation.

Lu Xun didn't care about the account and didn't care about the money, and the gun butt didn't count how many changes Lu Boyan transferred to his account before leaving. In short, the little brother has money, and the fat brother thinks so, so he eats with peace of mind.

Eat a lot and practice hard.

How many antique TV series, cartoons and movies have been stuffed into Wei's mind, and the fat man didn't bother to ask. Later, Wei only asked for enough episodes and large capacity, no matter what kind of car, he pulled into the fat man's head. On the fifth day, from The fat man who had never hummed before found that when he was walking towards the dormitory after eating and drinking, he hummed a little tune involuntarily, and then realized that Wei had already started singing.

Is this a prelude to a poor donkey? ri, I actually know how to say the word Qiang donkey is poor...

The fat man cursed secretly, rubbed his head, and knocked again. Kuang Kuang's voice came, and the inside seemed to be empty, but the fat man knew very well that he was no longer the one in the slums who followed He Jiu to learn mantras and talked all over his mouth. Xiang Yu, who is holding human organs and other people's relatives.

Comparing the old man's collection of books with the amount of information that Wei forced into his head, it is like Xiao Feng'er's chest and Ruoxue's chest put together, there is no comparison at all.

Fatty is very sad but at the same time he is a little lucky, he can compare this without thinking, at least his manly nature is still there.

"I will sing this sad song emotionally, and the sad melody is always so melodious."

"I'll sing this sad song carefully, and the heartbroken tune is called sadness."

The lyrics floated out of his lips inadvertently, the fat man recalled it carefully, and suddenly frowned and refused. <The soft tone of sad autumn, what did you do to me again? "

Needless to say, this must be Wei's "credit".

"Not good? I listened to it [-] times yesterday, and it's normal that you can sing." Wei's voice came faintly, without any guilt.

Suddenly he found that his mouth and tongue couldn't be controlled, and the fat man felt powerless like a puppet on a string, [-] times... Are you paranoid?Is this song that good?

"It was very popular at the time?" Fatty recalled, the title of the song was also very simple, it was called "Sad Song".

"Not red." Wei confessed, the fat man wanted to vomit blood.

"If you're not popular, you've listened to it [-] times? Although the melody is nice, is it worth your brainwashing me?"

Wei ignored Fatty's complaint, and Fatty could only try his best not to think about the song, but people's minds are so strange, the more they don't think about it, the more the lyrics and tune will jump out.The magic sound that floated from the bottom of my heart was useless even if I blocked my ears.

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Under Wei's warning that he could no longer be controlled by negative emotions, Fatty finally began to re-connect with the Mecha Heart battle video, and also entered from the perspective of the loser, trying to find the posthumous son named Success.

I don't know how many times he has been defeated and died. Fatty has begun to slowly find out the reason for the failure. After watching the pig run countless laps, he is very clear about the pig's running posture. No, it should be the trick of the winning side.Eyesight improved, and the flaws in the opponent's tactics and attack movements gradually became apparent.

However, when Wei intentionally or unintentionally called up the data of a match, Fatty's heart suddenly trembled, and a strong sense of familiarity came over his face.

Not only the loser that he substituted, but even the winner's attack gave him a feeling of deja vu.

The fat man quickly checked the id, and his heart suddenly dawned on him.

The loser was the only opponent he encountered against the training uniform, Mu Ye Fa Zhou, that is, Li Mu.Incarnate as Li Mu at this moment, and personally feel every movement of his defeat, no wonder he is so familiar.

But the victor's ID Fatty has never been seen before, is there a fairy?

What astonished the fat man the most was how swiftly Li Mu lost, fully worthy of the word "Instakill".

Spike, Fatty's favorite style, so he carefully experienced Li Mu's offensive and defensive movements, but what he got in return was a shock of the whole body: no flaws, this immortal attack has no flaws at all!

Fatty, who never gave up, has repeated this battle for countless times. Every time when Xian Zeling's high-frequency blade attacks, no matter the angle or speed, it is just at the level that Li Mu can't defend, as if... the opponent knows Li Mu's strength, it seems that he is unwilling to put in a little effort.

No, not right!Fatty immediately denied his deduction. It should be said that apart from the first strike, the rest of Youxian Zeling's attack power and speed were just slightly better than Li Mu's.

The moment the two met each other, it could be seen that Youxian Zeling's strength was higher than what was shown later.It was that first blow that made Li Mu stagnate for a moment, and Xian Zeling's follow-up attacks were like splashing water, unstoppable.

Strong line, kill one!

Fatty heard He Jiu say this truth, and now he realized it personally in this match, the feeling that made his whole body creepy was really uncomfortable.With this kind of terrifying vision and control, even if a dozen or so Li Mu fight each other in turns, they can only end up with repeated defeats.

Fatty felt something in his heart, greeted Wei, and withdrew from the mind simulation.

Wei asked seemingly casually, "Why, don't you want to continue?"

The fat man shook his head, stood up and moved his hands and feet, "I feel a little strange, let's take a rest first."

Wei said, "Does it sound familiar?"

Fatty heard a premeditated tone, and asked angrily, "You won't deliberately leave this match at this time for me to watch?"

Wei replied: "When downloading the video on the server side, I saved a copy of the real information of both sides. Do you want to know who this Youxian Zeling is?"

The fat man opened his mouth wide, "I can recognize your tone again?"

"Actually, you should have guessed some points from his ID. You are lazy and don't want to think about it."

"Battle ID?"

Fatty carefully chewed the words "You Xian Ze Ling" a few times, his usual lazy mind became active, and then he saw the blue sky through the clouds and mist, his mouth opened wider and wider.

If the mountain is not high, there will be immortals; if the water is not deep, there will be dragons.

I have also memorized these few sentences by rote under the coercion of the old man, but they have never been useful, so they have gradually been forgotten in the pile of old papers in my memory.

Now that he was looking through it deliberately, the fat man remembered this humble room inscription.

Isn't the mountain high?

Could it be... Could it be that this person is...?

Wei appeared in Fatty's field of vision again, and casually displayed a piece of information on his retina.

“范小山，公民编号usew-201-0915-nb，星历201年9月15ri出生于联邦绯橘行政星东林区。”

Nima, the fat man lowered his head in frustration, murmured two words out of his mouth, and had no power to complain.

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The second update is presented. In order to thank all the local tyrants who have given rewards, there is another chapter plus update for you tonight. I won’t repeat your names here. You know that I am talking about you.