Fake Mechanic

() There was no one around, the fat man asked Wei from the bottom of his heart, "Let me analyze it, how can I punch like that?"

"I don't know." This sentence again.

"Can you change the opening sentence." The fat man was speechless.

"Everyone's physique is different. You want me to answer you in order to be satisfied. After analyzing your fifteen groups of postures, there must be a method that suits you. What's the rush?"

"There is an old saying that the well water in the distance cannot save the fire in front of you. Don't say you don't know." While talking, the fat man approached the unlucky sweet-scented osmanthus tree, and he could smell a faint smell of logs at the fracture , mixed with the fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus, it smells very good.

Everything in front of him was so real, but he still felt a little dazed. To be able to punch such a punch, is the hand on the butt of the gun really long?

"But it can't be said that there is no gain at all." After a long time, Wei came up with another sentence.

"Haha, what a funny pant." The fat man smiled insincerely.

"Would you like to listen, or not?" Wei's reaction was also very decisive.

"Sister, I was wrong."

The fat man had already figured out what this girl was thinking. Although it was strange to describe a personality aggregate living in a chip, he still quickly apologized.Wei seems to like to be hard first and then soft, as long as she admits her mistake, nothing will happen to her.

This girl needs to be affirmed so much?How the hell can I drive you out of the house to become a nun?Although he slanders him, it cannot be denied that he is getting more and more used to being bullied, and if he doesn't do something to quarrel with Wei and then apologize, he will feel itchy all over his body.

"He has exercised the contraction and relaxation of muscle microfibers to the extreme. You wonder why he doesn't get injured, because he sends a large amount of blood to the arm, and then locks and compresses it to the extreme. The strength and toughness of the flesh and blood will exceed the original limit. , became extremely hard.”

Wei talked eloquently, wondering why the fat man suddenly had a funny feeling, although he desperately tried to hold back, he finally burst into a burst of laughter, resounding through the sweet-scented osmanthus forest.

After finally stopping the laughter, the fat man gasped and asked, "Why don't you ask me why I'm laughing?"

Wei snorted angrily, and said, "I'm not interested in discussing those dirty thoughts in your heart."

It's okay not to say, the fat man couldn't help it anymore, until he sat on the grass with his stomach in his hands while laughing.

For nothing else, although Wei's explanation is completely scientific, but the fat man just heard a hint of shameless associations, this is something that almost every normal man can do, and if he can't do it, he has to work hard to do it even if he takes medicine and oil. It's not uncommon.

Thinking of how the arm waving by the gun stock turned into a huge dragon-yang thing, the fat man burst out laughing again, wiped his tears and said, "You're right, it's not suitable for me, and I can't do it either." Now, if I think about it any more, I will have shadows in my heart."

Wei let out another cold snort, a sharp pain shot down his spine, and the fat man immediately rolled on the ground begging for mercy.

"I said I don't want to discuss this with you, and you still have to put that kind of picture in front of me."

The fat man knelt on the ground, his face was full of grass, and he complained in a muffled voice, "You won't stop watching? I can't even think about it! What's the point of life if you don't know how to make yourself happy?"

I was just casually saying a so-called chicken soup for the soul, but I didn't expect that my unintentional witty remark made Fatty think of a second meaning. The severe pain came again, and the picture of self-masturbation that popped up in my mind was completely shattered before it took shape. crack.

"Come again?" Wei's voice was cold.

"I'll fuck you... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" the fat man was already rolling around in pain, he couldn't even finish his sentence.

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After returning to the dormitory, the fat man was disheveled like a homeless man who had been begging for three hundred miles all the way. He soaked in the bathtub while taking a bath, and said no less than two hundred words of sorry to Wei, which was regarded as turning over the chapter.

As soon as Wei told her thoughts, the fat man suddenly felt a little worried.

Her suggestion is to let the fat man learn to control the heat flow in his lower back, not to release the power violently at once, but to try his best to maintain this state and get used to it!

The fat man thought for a long time before he came up with a sentence.

"Didn't you watch Dragon Ball too much and want me to stay in Super Saiyan state 24 hours a day? I'm not in the room of time and spirit."

Wei replied, "The principles are all the same, you can do it or not, it's up to you."

Fatty's thoughts started to go astray again. Thinking of the misery of rolling the grass alone just now, he forcefully suppressed the teasing about whether they should have sex together, and punched him away.

Easier said than done.

Fatty tried according to Wei's suggestion, and the turbulent heat still persistently rushed over his shoulders and reached his fingertips. Fatty missed the shower head in his hand and burst it, water splashed all over his head and face, even though it was already full Shampoo bubbles in my hair, but I still feel embarrassed.

The only feeling is that the physical strength quickly faded by half, just like playing a game with a life-saving ult, no matter whether you kill a boss or a miscellaneous fish, the number of times will always be reduced by 1.

"Don't think you are controlling your strength, but your body."

Wei's explanation made Fatty even more confused. The second time, in order not to damage things, he casually changed a piece of soap and held it in his hand. This time he carefully summoned the heat flow in his lower back, and the familiar feeling reappeared.

Slow down, slow down!

Although I shouted in my heart, the speed of the heat flow has slowed down a bit, but the castration is still majestic.

When the three fingers clenched, the slippery piece of soap was shot out like lightning, piercing a big hole in the glass of the bathroom.Immediately there were shouts and curses from downstairs, "Who is it? Just throw the soap and throw the glass. I'm afraid people won't know you're glass!"

The fat man wanted to swear back, but when he thought that Wei was listening beside him, the obscene words disappeared immediately, and he thought that there was one more chance left, so he didn't dare to try again, and the matter seemed to be at an impasse.

Wei reminded him, "The chip in your hand will never bring you wealth."

"Stop these famous quotes and jingles, I only do it three times a day, and I have to wait until tomorrow after I finish playing, so I can't take a rest."

"If you think I can't understand the pun in your words, you can try another sentence."

"...Don't be so sensitive, okay?"

As soon as the word sensitive was uttered, Fatty's heart suddenly moved, as if he had grasped something important, but when he thought about it carefully, he couldn't find the clue.Sitting in the bathtub scratching his head and scratching his head to finish washing his head, Xiang Yu finally thought of a key point when he held the crushed and splashed shower head at his head.

Before he could speak, Wei spoke first, "You can try this method."

The fat man's idea is very simple, that is, to reduce the sensitivity of the nervous system as much as possible, and try to control the heat flow in the body when the mind is in an extremely exhausted state.

There is a ready-made method to make the nervous system extremely tired, which can be used at any time - Wei's super-speed download, the best tool to torture the nerves and mind.

"First of all, let me state that this time the intensity is stronger than ever, so if you can't help it, just speak up."

Wei's words made Fatty see a picture of a queen in a tight leather jacket stepping on him and lashing out with a whip. To his surprise, Wei didn't punish him this time.

Before he could even open his mouth for a joke, the fat man knew he was wrong, and a more terrifying punishment was to come!

Wei's download speed reached a new high, almost infinitely close to the time when he turned on the acceleration of the five senses before, and Fatty once again found that everything in front of him began to distort, shatter, and scattered into a sky full of fireworks.

Just when Fatty thought he had his last breath left, the torture ended.

He slumped on the chair, and raised his trembling right hand with difficulty. The heat flow was like a soft brush at the moment, writing smoothly and gently from the back of the waist to the fingertips.

Warm and gentle, like a hug from the mother that Fatty longed for all his life.

Feeling the heat flowing gently between his fingers and palms, the fat man stretched out his hand and grabbed the water glass in front of him, no longer the tidal wave that violently hit the embankment before.

The clear water in the cup is rippling, with all kinds of wonderful ripples, as if countless invisible stones are constantly falling.

Become!

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ps: There is another chapter to be added, just because of the reward of the hardcore yin god, I decided to be a brave man, but it is estimated that I will wait until very late... It will be done tomorrow