Fake Mechanic

() The next day the fat man had a lot of fun. After he made himself inhuman and ghostly, he felt the heat flowing around wherever he wanted, and every time he stayed in one place for a long time, he would feel a tingling numbness. He moved it to another place, and Reliu was obedient, like a well-trained puppy, always running around with a Frisbee.

If Wei hadn't kept saying that this was just an illusion caused by the contraction and friction of muscle fibers, Fatty would really have thought that he had practiced some kind of special kung fu only found in novels, which could kill people thousands of miles away in an instant.

"You said that the old man can swing a rag to make a throwing knife, is it because of this?"

The fat man in a good mood wished that he could immediately practice the unrivaled martial arts and become a mighty figure like the old man.

Wei's words poured a spoonful of cold water, "You can keep it for a whole day."

So the fat man who had nothing to do started to wander around, staying in Lu Xun's dormitory, talking to the butt of the gun without a word, and even finding a reason to fool him when the sausage was singled out by him.

Xiao Xue was very dissatisfied, "What, you have the nerve to use it as an excuse if you have diarrhea. Could it be that your mech also has diarrhea?"

The fat man ignored him, just smiled and held his hand, gathering the heat between his fingers, asking repeatedly if he felt it?

The sausage gave the fat man a kick, and after pulling out his hand, he rubbed it on his pants, "Damn it, I'm not interested in you."

The fat man wasn't angry either, he just looked at his hands and giggled nonstop, Sausage said contemptuously, "I had a great time with your fifth girl last night, why didn't you pick Ruoxue's door?"

Lu Xun raised his head curiously and asked the butt of the gun, "Who is the fifth girl?"

A rare embarrassment appeared on the face of the big man who obviously knew the allusion. He coughed twice and didn't know whether to answer or not.

Lu Xun, who took back a trigger assembly, was obviously in a good mood, and he pointed his finger at the fat man and said, "I told the gun stock, just ask him for anything you want to learn, and give me the second part earlier."

The fat man propped one hand on the table, shaking his legs while making a nasal sound, "Still learning? You don't know that young master is a genius, you can learn everything after reading it!"

But when the little guy said this, a funny picture of the arm of the gun stock turning into a huge little brother appeared in the fat man's head again. As soon as the idea was born, he knew it would be bad. As expected, a sharp pain came from the back of his neck.

Wei's punishment comes unexpectedly!

The fat man let out a scream, only to hear a click, and the hand on the table forcibly knocked down a corner of the four-centimeter-thick wooden table.

Just when the tingling pain came, the slight heat flowing in the arm seemed to hear an order, and instantly turned into a raging wave again, condensing in the five fingers.

Stress reaction!This time even the fat man was shocked, he didn't feel any force at all, the strangest thing is that the heat didn't dissipate completely, it seemed to be slightly reduced, and then he became a docile lamb again, returning to the original state position, continue to warm up.

Lian Wei sighed silently, this fat man is really lucky, it actually made him discover the method of using it.

Seeing everyone's surprised eyes, the fat man straightened up, looked at the broken piece of wood in his hand, and laughed dryly, "That's how poor quality is, even my small body can't hold it up!"

Lu Xun didn't see anything strange, frowned, and stretched out his hand decisively, "Repay me for that part, I'll pretend I didn't see anything."

Sausage was a little dazed, but the big man was the most knowledgeable about gunstock, he took two steps closer and grabbed the fat man's hand.

The face of the gun butt gradually became serious, finally sighed, and said with strange eyes, "It's only been a day, and you can actually do this, if I didn't see you punching me yesterday, I really wouldn't believe it. "

Only then did Sausage come to his senses, and asked suspiciously, "What are you two talking about mysteriously? Fatty, if you can win, we won't be apprentices again?"

Xiang Yu withdrew his hand from the gun butt, rubbed it on his trousers as well, and said calmly, "Ask him yourself."

After pouting his mouth angrily at the butt of the gun, the fat man's soles slipped with oil. The ecstasy in his heart, he went back to digest it quickly. Restriction broke out?

Back in his room, the fat man realized that there was already a person sitting there, waiting for him to come back.

White hair reaches waist, back is beautiful, it is like snow in the world.

"Sister, brother is in a hurry now. If you are not in a hurry, can we talk at another time?"

As soon as the fat man entered the door, he issued an order to evict customers, looking anxious and squatting.

Seeing Xiang Yulei's anxious look, Ruoxue nodded, "Then I'll come to you at night."

The fat man was taken aback, and quickly grabbed her, "Don't, don't, you're testing my concentration, your business is more important."

Thinking of the girl's previous actions, the fat man felt a little flabbergasted. This kind of temptation that could make people lose their position at any time, if it happened in the middle of the night when no one was alone... The fat man really didn't have the confidence to resist, if it wasn't for half of his body in the cave, It's useless, maybe he will become Lu Xun's godfather.

"I want you to teach me how to beat you."

As soon as Xia Ruoxue's request came out, the fat man was stunned, and it took him a long time to remember that he seemed to have played too much, and it seemed that he killed more than one sausage in the game, and he didn't bother to care about it later. Who were the manipulators behind the mecha on the opposite side?

"Ahem, you are really direct enough."

Xiang Yu was a little worried, it wasn't that she didn't want to teach Ruoxue, it's just that her method was too biased, she didn't have a black-bellied queen with serious violent tendencies living in her head, if she couldn't learn it right away, this girl would come here every night Looking for yourself, isn't it doomed to do the kind of things you love to do?

Seeing that the fat man hesitated, Ruoxue spoke again.

"I know that people on Earth are very particular about terms of exchange. I don't have anything valuable to exchange with you, only this..."

The girl stretched her hand into the uniform as she spoke, and the fat man became impatient. He rushed forward and held down Ruoxue, and his sneaky eyes immediately glanced at Mu Yueshan's room, "Wait a minute, don't come here again!" That one time."

Stretching out his legs to hook the door, and kicking it shut again, the fat man heaved a sigh of relief. Looking back, Ruoxue didn't take off his clothes, but handed something to the fat man.

"Only this can be exchanged with you."

"..." Xiang Yu broke out in a cold sweat, "You didn't want it after working on it for a long time, forget it, just pretend I didn't say anything."

What appeared in front of the fat man was a string of necklace-like things, more than a dozen ore-like things of different shapes were tied together by a hand-woven red rope.

The fat man finally looked at it for a long time. Some of them looked like raw diamonds, but each one was shining with a faint color light. Some were red and some were blue. Diamonds shouldn't be like this?

"What is this?"