Fake Mechanic

() Fatty is wretched and enchanting in front of Mu Yueshan and Ruoxue, but he is always timid in front of this woman who claims to be a kitten. A hypnotist who is so powerful that he doesn't know how many times, he can't let go from the bottom of his heart.

It's no wonder that Bai Ji and those vicious bodyguards looked like quails when they saw her, and they didn't dare to look directly at her. If they offended this evil star, they would be motionless and infertile for the rest of their lives, wouldn't it be a loss? die.

All the way without talking, the car turned left and right to the Moon Lake area. The fat man thought that the sister had changed her mind and wanted to send him back to the academy, but in the end the car stopped in front of an ordinary single-family villa by the Moon Lake. Can't stop.

"That little cat... Sis, it's unscientific that you don't live in the White Tower District without just looking at someone at 3000 million."

"It's late now, don't scare my children later."

The nonsensical answer made the fat man almost pee.

child?Return them?

You are not this sister, just when the fat man was thundering, the door opened, and a black thing jumped out at the first time, and threw itself on the woman, meowing and protruding from her shoulder at the same time. Claws, waving their teeth and claws at the fat man.

Immediately afterwards, a mighty army of black, white, gray, brown and yellow surged out, yelling around the woman, and the fat man finally understood what the children were referring to.

He limped to the sofa and sat down, looked around and counted casually, at least more than twenty cats of various colors were walking around in the living room, the chorus of meowing and whining was chaotic, and the fat man's head was shaking. big.

He casually picked up a kitten that climbed up crookedly to his lap and slept on his lap, and the fat man asked with a wry smile, "Miss Kitty, who is this from your family?"

The woman was fiddling with something in the kitchen, and said without looking at it, "The one who is the least shy and clingy, it likes to sleep on people, don't disturb it, I'll tell it to be brave. I picked it up by Moon Lake , It saw other people fishing, and it went into the water with its own hands, but it fell and almost drowned, so I brought it back."

When it comes to her own children, the woman's words obviously increased, and Jiazhen couldn't even look at which one the fat man was holding in his hand. It can be seen that these cats have been with her for not a day or two.

Not afraid of life?Bravery?

He stared at the sleepy-eyed kitten meowing in protest, and asked with a smile, "I don't think you're not afraid of life, but you're not afraid of death. How about making you a dragon-tiger fight when I'm hungry? It's a pity that there is no snake meat, and the butt of the gun is not there, forget it, I will spare your life for the time being."

The woman came out with two large bowls of hot milk, seeing the fat man having fun by himself, a happy smile appeared on her face.

Smelling the aroma of milk, he tried his best to break free from the fat man's Wuzhishan, and ran towards the night snack.

Seeing that the milk pot was surrounded by dozens of cats in an instant, like two sunflowers suddenly blooming, the fat man pointed to a cat and asked, "Is it just because the door caught his head and walked so slowly?"

That black kitten has a very special walking posture, every step is gentle and unhurried, just like a nobleman invited to the emperor's dinner party, it doesn't matter what you eat, it doesn't matter whether you eat or not, demeanor is the most important thing, but in Fatty's eyes It's completely weird.

Everyone else is rushing forward, but you, a cat, are posing slowly, could it be that you used to lick the bottom of your pelvis?

As if conjuring, the woman took out another small plate containing milk, and placed it in front of the kitten that had come late, lovingly, which was considered a small start.

"It's called Xiao Hei, and it's the most arrogant. There's nothing I can do about it. I just can't change my temper. The one I just picked up will almost starve to death by the side of the road."

At this moment, the fat man finally understood why the woman called herself Miss Kitty.

Could there be another more suitable title?

The woman glanced at the fat man who was stunned as the cats were eating, and asked, "Are you hungry? I'll make something for you too."

"Uh, okay." Don't dismiss me with a pot of milk?Lao Tzu is not a big cat in human form.

Just as the fat man was cursing inwardly, the microwave heater in the kitchen beeped, and the woman had already brought over a heated frozen instant meal.

Seeing the fat man stunned again, a trace of embarrassment flashed across the woman's face, "I'm a poor cook, you won't want to eat it, this is the only one at home."

The fat man dubiously picked up the plastic spoon and started to eat. He was already a little hungry, but he put all his strength on the punch that smashed the glass of the execution room. Now it is polite to say that he is not hungry.But when he heard the woman admit that her cooking skills were poor, he was still a little emotional.

God is fair, there is no such good thing as a woman who is a woman in bed or a woman who cooks in front of the stove.If beauty is inversely proportional to cooking skills, then what the woman in front of me made must be poison.

After three chops, two chews, and a wipe of his mouth, the fat man leaned on the sofa and asked, "Sister Cat rescued me, didn't it just be as simple as meeting your children and having a supper?

The woman rubbed the fur on the back of its neck with her arms in her arms, and asked directly without going around, "If you guessed correctly, the Matruh machine gun will aim at Ye Wushang and fire at Ye Wushang. This kind of ability is impossible, teacher Teach it, when did you wake up?"

The fat man smiled but didn't answer, how could I casually hand over my secrets to others for a quick meal?Not enough!

After all, Sister Cat was Lan Xinhui, she immediately guessed what Fatty was thinking, "Looks like we have to make a deal."

The fat man shook his head and caught a glimpse of the wine cabinet not far away. He thought that although he injured his hand and foot in the three games tonight, he changed two hands and a clubhouse. After all, he didn't suffer too much. He took out a bottle of unnamed wine and put it on the small table.

"Seeing that you and I have saved each other's lives, so let's not talk about the deal. I am a poor man with tens of millions of debts. I have nothing to do with you. It's better to have a drink and chat."

The woman nodded, "How do you drink?"

"One person asks a question. If the other person's situation is the same as yours, how about a drink? If it's the opposite, how about a drink?" The fat man has seen this kind of trick countless times in the old man's tavern, and it was all brought by He Jiu. The routine, I have never had a chance to try it in front of the old man, and today I got my wish.

"it is good."

"First of all, I state that I drink very badly. Don't bully me and tell the opposite on purpose."

Before I started drinking, the fat man's wretched energy came up. The woman smiled and shook her head and said, I'm not lying to you, but this kind of wine is called Moutai, and it has a lot of stamina, so you have to be careful.

Moutai?Fatty's heart turned, he found some clues from the ancient books he had read, and he couldn't help clicking his tongue.

"This wine is not drinkable in Dongdijing, I'll go, it's rare."

As he spoke, he glanced into the wine cabinet a few more times, he didn't look like a person with a bad drink capacity, but he looked like a wine worm.

The women's avant-garde cup, the first sentence clicked the question.

"My pupil technique is natural."

The fat man was stunned, this girl really has no interest, so why can't she talk about other things that happened before and after?

In the end, Fatty still had the slightest thought of kissing Fangze, the best Yujie was in front, how could he let her go without doing anything?

He took a sip refreshingly. It was mellow and fragrant, soft in the mouth, and with a color as clear as water, it was quite different from the wines the fat man was used to drinking.

"I don't have a girlfriend."

Raising his eyebrows and saying these five words, everyone knew Sima Zhao's heart.The fat man stared at the glamorous woman across from him, and he didn't feel that there was anything wrong with asking the first question.

Rolling the dice desperately and drinking in the dark all night, that is called a one-night stand, if we want to make a move, we will have a big one, I want your heart!

The woman was surprised that the fat man mentioned this in the first sentence, she was stunned for half a second, then took a sip from her cup with a smile.

Fatty's heart was settled, and doubts arose immediately, you are as beautiful as a flower and a beautiful lady, would a little sister live in a place where there is no man?Ghosts believe it!

"Hey, I just said that you are not allowed to lie, and you are too obvious."

The woman smiled sweetly and asked back, "Do you really want to know the truth, or do you want to use this as an excuse to pour me a whole glass of wine?"

"Not lying?" The fat man frowned again to confirm.

The woman shook her head, a trace of regret flashed across her expression, and then she said, "I have killed people with the pupil technique."

As soon as the seven words came out, the fat man softened immediately. He didn't know what the other party's intention was when he said this. In short, he honestly drank the wine in the glass in one gulp, then stuck out his tongue and complained, "Your words are too cruel. It's like you're going to kill me right away if I don't drink up."

The woman knew that the fat man was thinking wrong, but she didn't say it out loud, with a half-smile on her face, not knowing what was going on in her heart.

Since he wanted to make the other party drink more, the fat man naturally had to spend some time thinking about things that the other party didn't have. He looked at the ceiling and thought for a long time before he giggled and said shamelessly, "I'm wearing underwear."