Fake Mechanic

() Sister Cat couldn't help but roll her eyes no matter how self-cultivated and patient she was, the fat man felt comfortable all over, the pure white eyes of Yu Jie, without hypnotism, felt great.

But what made him dumbfounded was that the other party actually picked up the cup and took a sip before putting it down. It took him a while to recover, and he suddenly got up and asked, "You lied to me?"

"You said it is now or before, and you don't really believe what you said to Ye Wushang before?"

The fat man gritted his teeth and wished he could lift his skirt right away, "...you are cruel."

Sitting down resentfully, he started to look at the other person's chest again, this time Sister Yu quit, Qing coughed and reminded, "If you mention underwear again, don't blame me for being rude."

Only now did the fat man make a comeback, and he was sure that the touch on his arm was correct, she was definitely not wearing underwear!

Sister Cat hugged Yanneng to her chest to block the unscrupulous sight, the kitten didn't know how to be grateful for the blessings that fell from the sky, and turned left and right, the fat man became angry, thinking that this guy is too unreasonable, if he wants to twist, he should change the direction That's right.

The kitten coughed again, interrupting the fat man's reverie, "It's my turn, well, I don't like the Federation."

The fat man was stunned again, and continued, "Sister, what you said touched my heart. I took the initiative to drink this cup, and I will give you two more words for free. I don't like the Federation very much!"

I once watched the light in the sky flicker, then dimmed and disappeared, and the people closest to me were silent. Although I always refused to admit that the old man died like this, but I followed Fengjie to confirm it. I thought that the old man died The distance is usually several months, and it happens to be like an ostrich and bury his head in the sand, deceiving himself and others.

He once told the little goblin that he doesn't like the Commonwealth, but the little goblin who hit it off just now has no news at all. Could it be that he should pay the corresponding price for meeting new friends in the academy?If it weren't for the stranger on the opposite side to make a move today, I'm afraid that I and Xiao Mi will fall into the hands of the young master of the Bai family. By then, Lu Xiaoming and Qin Yu's revenge will not be avenged, and two more lives will have to be taken. How can a fat man have a good impression of the Federation.

I was born and raised, but it is not my hometown.

Xiang Yu, who has always had no sense of belonging to this planet, couldn't help sighing while thinking wildly.

The whole cup of Moutai was poured into the stomach, and there was a burst of fire.

Alcohol into the heart of sorrow, three-point whistle to make sword energy, although the fat man is seven-point wretched and three-point blood, but now he still can't live a happy life like a swordsman in ancient books, and it is already three o'clock in the middle of the night when all living beings rest, at this time If there is a howl of ghosts and wolves, it will scare dozens of cats and cats, and even the waterfowl in Moon Lake more than ten meters away will be frightened and fly around.

So the words that coax people to drink alcohol and only rely on hands to get goods are not wrong at all, and the fat man toasted silently.

The kitten didn't know that his analysis based on his standpoint had caused the fat man a lot of emotion, but he saw some clues and didn't speak. He just picked up the wine glass and had a drink with him silently, chatting with him to comfort him.

Seeing the beauty is cute, Fatty's heart warmed up, a song popped out of his mind for no reason, I don't know when Wei has recited it thousands of times, now it is full from the heart to the throat, and he can't spit it out.

The fat man poured himself another glass of wine, raised his head to drink it up, and sang softly by the crimson orange moon slanting in from the window.

I am a banished immortal, so why pretend to be crazy.

Huma Qiang flute has its own articles.

The flat boat breaks the waves, the wind blows in disorder, and the sun and moon are long in the jug.

The wine enters the heart of sorrow, three points of sword energy, seven points become moonlight,

With the embroidered mouth half open, it is most of the prosperous Tang Dynasty.

Kaiyuan to Tianbao, Xianyang to Luoyang,

One city is noisy, one city is lonely.

Where I get drunk is not my hometown.

The crown is all over the road, and the gold and jade are shaking, who is invited for a gift of a thousand gold.

The fire in the furnace is green, the cinnabar is still undecided, and the exquisite heart with seven apertures is refined.

Stop, stop, stop, play the five-finger wheel, and fill in a piece of peace in the world.

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After singing for a long time, the kitten leaned over to fill the two glasses with wine, raised the glasses with slender hands, and drank it dry first.

The fat man exhaled the turbid air in his chest, and his eyes once again returned to his usual obscene look, "It's my turn, let me think about it..."

The little cat interrupted the tamping who turned his face faster than the book, and said seriously, "Just based on your sentence, wherever I get drunk, not my hometown, I should be able to catch up with a lot of girls. It can be seen that you said before that there are no girls." My friends are lying to me too."

I don't know if it's because of the alcohol, but the woman in front of me is talking more and more like an ordinary girl, the fat man rubbed his eyes, and said with a dry smile, "Hehe, it seems a bit insincere to use other people's writing, it doesn't count Get real."

The kitten didn't seem to listen to the fat man's words, but moved its lips slightly, as if it was still reminiscing about the ancient song that the fat man sang just now. <People who are sad about autumn, if you come here once in a while, you will be convulsed, and we will continue to drink. "

This is Fatty's personality. He obviously has a way to reach the sky and can go straight to Huanglong to win his heart, but he doesn't use it. He has to do it in his own way. This kind of personality is often euphemistically called persistence. If it is not good, just one word: two !

Helpless, the kitten tilted its head and made a posture of listening attentively.

It's strange to say, after this episode, no matter how explicit the fat man's words are, no matter how wildly the kitten laughs after hearing it, the two of them no longer have that layer of worry in their hearts. The question of her sleeping and whether he wants to sleep with me has become like the moonlight and autumn wind outside the window, even though it can be seen but cannot be touched, even though it can be touched but cannot be seen.

The two are like friends who have known each other for many years and have been separated for many years, and they gather again for a drink. You come and go with each other, and the bottle of Moutai will soon see the bottom.

The kitten took the initiative to bring out another bottle, and the two of them would continue to drink freely. The fat man's eyes became brighter the more he drank, but the kitten's eyes became more blurred, like a cup full of moonlight, which would spill out of the clear wine at any time .

The fat man whose drinking capacity is directly proportional to his shamelessness sees all this in his eyes, but he just likes it in his heart. No matter how much he likes it, there is no difference in his lower abdomen. The next six are washed clean.

Just like that, saying that I don't like the Federation very much ruined a good relationship that we slept together. Fatty has no regrets at this moment, even if he recalls this scene after a long time, he sings the song "Qinglian Song of the Immortal" again At that time, my heart was still warm and slowly, it suddenly felt like a new one.

Many cats around me couldn't bear the host's hospitality, and the guests were yawning one after another, scratching their faces with their fluffy paws. Some of them fell asleep on the woman's lap, including the arrogant little one. Hei He is not afraid of death.

When the second bottle of Moutai bottomed out, Xiaomao finally couldn't hold back the urge to drink, waved his hand and said no.

In normal times, the fat man would have to catch a few words from a woman saying no, meaning don't stop, but he actually held back the wind and the moon, watching the woman across from him pressing Bai Shengsheng's moonlight chest and shaking his head again and again, just Smiling and filling his glass.

Seeing that he was still pouring wine, the woman reprimanded as if belatedly, "You said before that you were poor at drinking, so it turned out to be a big lie."

The fat man didn't feel ashamed at all, watched the wine in the glass rise slowly, rippling slightly, and replied seriously, "The amount of alcohol is relative. If I say that I can only drink three glasses, then you can say that I have a lot of alcohol." Liar, besides, your drinking capacity is not bad, at least you can still remember what I said before."

The kitten's eyes softened, stared at the fat man for a while before saying, "I still remember another sentence you said."

"Oh, which sentence, what I said tonight is a thousand if not eight hundred, which sentence are you referring to?"

Facing the fat man's intentional teasing of the wrong words, the kitten smiled even more seductively, sat up and tilted his head and said, "Then I'll play with you for another round."

The fat man raised his eyebrows and filled her up casually.

The kitten brushed its long sideburns behind its ears, and then said seriously, "I don't hate you."

The fat man's hand that was holding the cup and was about to get ready suddenly trembled, splashing a little wine, his heart skipped a beat, and then an inexplicable emotion surged up, making him suddenly at a loss as to what expression to make .

She still cares about that sentence she said in the basement of the clubhouse... I hate you very much, this sentence has already been washed away by two bottles of Moutai, if the other party didn't mention it, the fat man would not be able to remember it He had said this to her once.

Hearing her current tone seemed to be complaining, but also a little coquettish, the fat man glanced at the half-smiling face in front of him, then looked down at the fine wine in the glass blankly, repeating these five words in his mouth After chewing it several times, I became a little crazy.

It seemed like a long time passed, and it seemed that only a blink of an eye passed, Xiang Yu came back to his senses and picked up the cup and drank it in one gulp.

The woman's expression suddenly dimmed.

Seeing the other party's disappointed look, the fat man's heart was full of sweetness, so he snatched the other party's wine glass with a smile, and drank it up again.

"I hate you so much, this is my first lie tonight."

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ps: Thanks to the two loyal book friends in the book review area for swiping the screen. This chapter is specially written for you two. Where I get drunk is not my hometown. I hope that one day I can meet and conspire to get drunk. The Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Bodhisattva, but also has three parts of blood.

I would like to lose ten catties and drink with you!