Fake Mechanic

() As Chu Yan said, the time for carnival is after nightfall.

With the whistle of the boss Luo Jia, the bright lights went out, and under the black light, the whole tavern suddenly turned into a strange and colorful world.The skin of each murloc is like a canvas covered with exaggerated colors, all kinds of gorgeous lines and spots spread all over the body, and it is also like a variety of shiny tattoos, without any repeated patterns, which dazzled Xiang Yuhe for a while. The frowning eyes also shocked their hearts.

There was such a strange fluorescence hidden under the light green skin of the murlocs. The fat man looked at all the murlocs laughing and drinking, and suddenly seemed to understand why Chu Yan came to this remote town.Even though all of them are so poor that they don't even have clothes to wear, these don't prevent the murlocs from finding joy and enjoying life.

Seeing that the fat man's jaw was about to drop, Chu Yan said, "You should go to the shallow sea at night to see how they are harvesting songling algae, and then you will be fascinated."

Fatty looked at the drooling breasts of female murlocs that looked like they were covered in natural paint, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, "Why are there so many fewer patterns on men, and this thing also has a gender orientation? Yin is prosperous and yang is weak."

The fluorescent patterns under the skin of male murlocs are not only less than those of female murlocs, but also the colors are not as gorgeous. It seems that God did not have enough paint or was in a bad mood when he painted men. He just painted two strokes casually, and the comparison is extremely shabby .

"The male to female ratio of Pulao star murlocs to give birth to the next generation is only 10:1, that is to say, this is a race dominated by women. Basically all of them work in the sea are female murlocs. The tasks of the men are basically idleness and breeding. Future generations, if you are interested in staying and seeding, I don't object, and I don't mind acting as the leader of the blame instead of you."

Chu Yanxie laughed and joked, the fat man gave him an angry look, "I'm not interested!"

He said so, but his eyes still shuttled between the crests and troughs of various sizes.

Yu Meixin on the side saw it in his eyes, and for some reason, there was a feeling in his heart that he didn't understand, it seemed to be contempt, and it seemed to be envy.

The fat man suddenly remembered the pair of perfect cubs he saw in the afternoon, and immediately lost his mood for the plump and strong body in front of him. He didn't know what happened to Charlotte now. His miraculous nirvana was completely unintentional. A mere glance actually made the little girl faint, her whole body was as cold as a dead person, and she didn't know if there would be any sequelae.

Luo Jia came out from behind the tavern at this time, put a bag in front of Chu Yan, and motioned him to take a look.

Chu Yan shook his head, but pushed the bag in front of Xiang Yu, "This is the special song Lingzhu in Pulao Xinghai. It is a hard currency that will never drop in price in the Hell Triangular Galaxy. Take a look."

Opening the black cloth bag, a burst of colored light rushed out, blinding the fat man again.The colorful pearls shine brightly under the black light like various small light bulbs.

Damn, the fat man covered the bag, like a little thief who fell into a treasure cave, looking around as if afraid of countless hands stretching out beside him.

Chu Yan and Luo Jia laughed at the same time, and Chu Yan said, "This kind of beads are formed by the condensed milk of mermaid beasts in the sea. They are swallowed by female mermaids and warmed for several months before they can be finalized. You think they will Rare for this?"

I thought this thing was collected from clam shells or other creatures in the sea, but I didn't expect it to be spit out by those painted female murlocs. No wonder it can also emit colorful light.According to Chu Yan, the female mermaid feeds on songling algae and has a docile nature, while the male mermaid is the complete opposite. It is difficult to survive, but it is somewhat similar to the murlocs, and it is also a model of the prosperity of yin and the decline of yang.

Luo Jia said to the fat man in a very blunt Federal language, "Recently, the number of singing pearls purchased by Fengdu has suddenly soared, so the price has also skyrocketed. In fact, you will not suffer from a [-]% discount."

Fatty has nothing to do with this kind of shrewd boss who is born with a [-]% discount. When he casually asked why the demand increased, Luo Jia shook his head and said he didn't know. If you have been there, you will know this.

The transaction was completed, and everyone was happy. Seeing the hot atmosphere in the tavern, Luo Jia ordered his men to bring out a large barrel of wine, which even drew cheers from all the murlocs.

The big wooden barrel is half the height of a person, at least a few hundred catties, but it was hugged out by a female murloc with a big arm and a round waist. This scene made the fat man's back feel cold. This strength is as powerful as it was in the ancient earth era. , at least pulling out a weeping willow should not be a problem.

There was a beast head embedded in half of the wooden barrel, grinning its teeth. Even though it was dead, it still did not lose its violent aura. Chu Yan explained in time that it was the head of a male mermaid beast. The fat man suddenly understood without saying a word.

The head is the head of a mermaid or beast, so what else can the wine be?It is definitely the mermaid wine that Chu Yanqian told Wanwan not to drink!

The female murloc deliberately placed the wine barrel beside the fat man, and when she straightened up, she gave the fat man a wink that even the blind could see. They were all the size of his own head, and the cold air from his back immediately flowed through his whole body, his face turned green, and he managed to squeeze out an expression uglier than crying.

"Looks like she likes your physique."

Yu Meixin said the first sentence after entering the tavern without losing the opportunity. The fat man couldn't care less about the insinuating tone in the narrow-minded killer's words. The wine glass hit the stage.

Luo Jia pushed the giant wine glass, which could hold at least two and a half catties, in front of the fat man, and put the same one in front of him, with a proud face full of arrogance.

Let me go, Fatty finally understood why Chu Yan's eyes lit up when he asked your friend if he had a good drink before he came. This bastard knew that such a situation would happen, but at this time Chu Yan had already turned his gaze elsewhere , completely ignored the fat man's murderous eyes.

"For first-time guests, you must drink, good wine, that's right." Luo Jia persuaded with a bit of tongue.

"I can't drink, really can't." The fat man bite the bullet and hide.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a female mermaid coming to the wooden barrel, twisting the gate protruding from the mouth of the mermaid animal head, and the wine flowed out like fine nectar, filling a wine glass, and the mermaid came straight to the fat man. In front of him, he was yelling something.

The fat man stared at the wine glass of exactly the same size in her hand for a few seconds before he came to his senses. The person who was shouting was actually in Federal language, cheers!

Fuck your sister, looking at the "wine bowl" in the opponent's hand that can bury most of his face, the fat on the fat man's face is twitching, and the half-fish people in the tavern followed suit, all shouting the word "cheers", adjusting in different ways It has to be like a carnival.

At this moment, Chu Yan stretched his neck and said in a solemn voice, "Don't drink it!"

At this time, the guy was still pretending to be a good person, and when the fat man wanted to ask why he couldn't drink, Chu Yan retracted his neck in time, as if he had expected the fat man to ask this question.

A small hand stretched out obliquely from the fat man's side, snatching the glass of wine, it was Yu Meixin.

"If you're afraid, I'll help you drink."

Before the fat man opened his mouth, Yu Meixin had already gulped down half of it while the female murloc was in a daze.

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then louder cheers erupted. Many people were yelling not to make trouble, not to make trouble, and the shameless translator stretched out his head again to explain: They are cheering for your girl.

my girl?Don't like to make trouble?The fat man is gnashing his teeth, and you are still called "not fussy" by booing like this?

Seeing that the cheers turned to look contemptuously, the fat man's brain became hot for a moment, and he forgot Chu Yan's repeated instructions for many times, and grabbed the wine glass from Yu Meixin's mouth. He poured the remaining half of the mermaid wine into his stomach in an instant.

"If you want to drink and drive later, we still expect to take your boat back to the camp!"

The fat man downed the half glass of mermaid wine in one breath, wiped his mouth and yelled at Yu Meixin.For some reason, the narrow-minded killer didn't mind the fat man talking loudly at him again this time, instead he felt more at ease in his heart, and he didn't know if it was because of the mermaid wine.

Contrary to Fatty's expectations, the mermaid wine is not strong, not much different from the singer's tears that I drank before, but it has a sweet and fragrant taste of songling algae, a bit like the refreshing mead of the Federation.

Now that he went out and tasted the first sip, the following things will be logical. The fat man held Chu Yan with an alarmist mentality, and he drank ten cups in a row without refusing to come. Even Luo Jia applauded again and again, with a look of admiration on his face. The expression of a man in awe of God.Many mermaids in the tavern even worship the fat man as if possessed by Dionysus.

After drinking the No.12 cup, that is to say, all the female fishmen in the tavern have had a drink with him. Only then did the fat man realize that many male murlocs did not drink this kind of wine. The woman who came came to drink with the fish, and by the way made a fuss and didn't like to make trouble.

Only then did the fat man feel that something was wrong. No matter how weak he was, it was still wine. The twelve big cups made his stomach feel like it was going to explode. He got up and wobbled and said, "I'm going to make it easier." Then he walked straight out of the tavern. . The habit developed in Chunfeng Street, standing between the sky and the earth, taking a piss in a cool way, that's called a good time to urinate!Toilets and urinals are weak, men should be so grand after drinking!

Chu Yan saw that his footsteps were a bit vain, and the corners of his mouth turned up. He smiled and said to Yu Meixin, who was secretly worried but embarrassed to follow, "Do you have the guts to block the wine for him, but don't have the guts to help him walk?"

Yu Meixin gritted his teeth and followed out.

Luo Jia yelled a Pu Lao Xing language without losing the opportunity, and the atmosphere in the wine reached a climax again, and the cheers almost toppled the roof.

The fat man who walked outside the door didn't hear it, and Yu Meixin who walked to the door didn't understand it. Only Chu Yan smiled wryly, which seemed to remind him of some memories from a long time ago.He understood it, because of that lesson he specially learned the native language of Pulao, and Luo Jia's meaning is used in the federal language, which is what it means.

Drink twelve cups, do twelve times!

The new team leader is lucky, at least he brought a girl with him, last time I was trained by a group of mermaid female men and almost died on the spot!

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ps: Next time Fatty asks you for a few red tickets, can you simply answer "I don't like to make trouble"?

bueno, "okay" in Spanish.