Fake Mechanic

()Pulao star has no moon, and Singeria is the ubiquitous light.

The sea not far away is not completely dark. It seems that a crescent moon has fallen in the bay where the town is located. Along the coastline, from shallow to deep, it changes from bright emerald green to dark dark green. The sea water is just like the skin of murlocs. glow.

The countless songling algae hanging in front of every house are also flashing with dark or shallow green light, the light of the sun-dried ones is dim, and the freshly caught ones are like countless fireflies. Slowly light and dark like breathing, illuminating this quiet murloc town.

The temperature in the air gradually dropped, and in front of Fatty's eyes, a speck of green light emerged from the songbird in front of the next room, and flew up, like a small balloon flying out of a child's hand.

Followed by the second point, the third point... Within a few breaths, as if a silent order sounded from the sky and the earth, every household in the small town had a little fluorescent light on the song ling algae drying in the sun, and they rushed to the infinite The night sky of the moon also illuminates the entire earth more clearly.

Shocked by this strange and magnificent scene, the fat man had no desire to urinate, and looked at the beautiful scenery that would never appear on the Scarlet Orange Star stupidly, unable to utter a word.

"The soul of the Singlingweed, I heard people say that the Singingalgae of Pulao Star are both small and great, and they are the real masters of this planet. That's what it means."

Yu Meixin, who came afterward, was also shocked by the spectacle in front of him, and only sighed leisurely after a while, talking to himself.

The fat man couldn't help but sigh with emotion, "What you said really looks like countless souls are flying to heaven. I only heard that there is a planet in the Triangle of Hell, the sea is green, and even the rain is green. It must be these souls. Can't find the way to heaven, and return to the earth with the rain."

A certain memory deep in his mind seemed to be touched, and a memory surfaced in his heart like a firefly. The fat man continued involuntarily, "There are two suns on Pulao Star. In fact, except for the daytime one, the nighttime one is basically a dark sun. It emits ultraviolet light that is invisible to the naked eye, so we can see these firefly lights."

Yu Meixin wondered why the fat man suddenly revealed the secret of Pu Lao's double sun in one go, as if he knew the local area. The two standing side by side inadvertently looked at each other, and happened to see the other's mouth slightly opened for the beautiful scenery in front of them. They all took half a step back in fright.

Both of them have white teeth, but at this moment they look like fluorescent lights, and the white eyes are also shining brightly, not only do they not feel friendly when they smile, but they look like ghost faces.

At the same time, he let out an exclamation, the fat man just let out an ah, but Yu Meixin directly said that you are so ugly, the fat man immediately cursed, everyone is of the earth species, you are not so beautiful...

Seeing the fat man's expression change, the way he bared his teeth looked even more ridiculous, Yu Meixin couldn't hold it back, and suddenly burst out laughing, this smile was like a levee burst, making her lean forward and back, and finally clutched her stomach Squatting on the ground, still giggling non-stop.

The fat man couldn't help but laugh at the face on the other side. The arrogant killer who was originally cold-mouthed and cold-faced actually has such a cute side of a little woman, so he followed with a smirk. With his cooperation, Yu Meixin saw his expression of not knowing himself. The stupidity of why he had to laugh was even more out of control. In the end, he clutched his stomach that hurt from laughing and yelled, and he couldn't even breathe.

The tavern not far away was suddenly quiet for a few seconds. Under the gesture of the boss Luo Jia, all the booing murlocs pricked up their ears to listen to the movement outside. , all knowingly laughed, and the next second the roof of the tavern was shaken by a huge sound wave mixed with not wanting to make a fuss, almost flying away.

Chu Yan lay on the wine table and drank Gelinglei with Luo Jia. From the beginning to the end, he never touched a sip of mermaid wine. The sound of fierce battles in the wild also reached his ears. The team leader is young, but he knows that he does as the Romans do, and he can't wait to "start work" in the grass outside.

This mermaid wine is specially brewed from the sex glands of male mermaid beasts. It is extremely aphrodisiac and aphrodisiac. When women of the murloc tribe invite guests to drink this wine, they fall in love with each other. This fat man is very popular. Welcome, not only can he hold a big stomach, but he is also very popular. Almost all the female murlocs in the tavern have already drank with him, that is, as long as he is willing, everyone is willing to accompany him...

A long time ago, I was conquered by seven female men because I didn't know the details. This time there are twelve fat men, and the female driver is thirteen. <Yao, no matter how beautiful my team leader is with his knives and how accurate his Thor cannon is, he still only has one gun, and it is estimated that he will be carried onto the spaceship in ten or ten days.

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Yu Meixin over there laughed so weakly that he sat sideways on the ground, panting and unable to move. The fat man followed suit with a smirk for a while, and then his desire to urinate surged up again. Unable to hold back any longer, I had to tear off my pants and let go four or five steps away.

Yu Meixin is funny and angry, this fat man is so vulgar, she can't feel the slightest disgust in her heart, she just feels that the heart in the fat figure not far away is always far and near, and she can't grasp it at all , I want to calm down and think about who the other party is, and what the horror speech before my death meant, but there is always the sound of water in my ears, and my heart can't calm down at all, quite Lin Yujing And the wind does not stop.

The murloc wine glass is huge, and the fat man poured down twelve big glasses in a row. The urination has a long history and seems to be unstoppable. The fat man is very comfortable. Although Yu Meixin, who is a few steps away, can't see it and doesn't want to see it, he feels annoyed at him. , this guy must have deliberately tried to delay the time for me to wait.

A voice in my heart said that this kind of thing can't be delayed, but the little woman's mind came up, she couldn't control so much, and immediately another voice jumped out to refute, this fat man has always been weird, maybe he has some evil methods.

Yu Meixin struggled with each other here, and the fat man over there quickly resolved it. Looking back and seeing Yu Meixin still sitting there, he felt a little strange, "Why are you still sitting, you can't stand up because you peed your pants?"

Yu Mei was so angry that she was just about to stand up with her limp body, when the fat man strode over, bent down and hugged her in his arms.

The startled narrow-minded killer exclaimed, "What are you doing?"

The fat man intended to pull her up, but when he got close to him, he had a sudden thought, so he changed his hands and hugged her by the waist.

Yu Meixin is not too much, the girl's soft body is very comfortable to hold, the fat man hooked his hand a little anxiously, and hugged the little girl's buttocks directly, the tight feeling spread to his heart, as if a hundred and eight thousand voices moaned together, The lower abdomen has been dormant for so long because of the hot air evoked by Charlotte, and it has long been swayed by the provocation of the mermaid wine. If it wasn't suppressed by the effect of Miraculous Nirvana, the fat man would make a fool of himself in public in the tavern.

This time, being triggered by the soft but firm body in his arms, it was like a thunder from the sky, and it was out of control. The fat man only felt that the brother in his lower abdomen had reacted instantly, so how could he not stop now? Knowing what's tricky in the mermaid wine, Chu Yan's exhortation, all the past in the tavern flashed in his mind, he couldn't hold it anymore for a while, and ran to the beach with Yu Meixin in his arms.

The tavern is just over ten meters away, and the only idea is to avoid that bastard Chu Yan first, and then they can't make it easier for them to drink while watching the show.

Yu Meixin heard that his breathing suddenly became rapid, not only did not let go of himself, but hugged him even tighter, and ran away at a faster pace, he had already guessed a little bit in his heart, and suddenly his heart was also confused, and instinctively wanted to use his usual close combat She used capture techniques to restrain this rogue fat man, but the words that the fat man said to her during the day, as long as she dared to strike again, she would kill you with his own hands, her body froze again, but she didn't dare to move.

During this mental struggle, the little girl resisted, and it was not true if she did not resist, she had no idea at all.

Fatty's situation at this time is even more strange, his body and soul are completely separated into two halves.

The body strongly stimulated by the mermaid wine has long been a fire with dry wood, scorching unbearably, but because of the residual effect of the miraculous nirvana in the bottom of my heart, as long as some thoughts arise, it will turn into a stream of heat and rush to the top of the head. , but more and more clear.When he ran to the beach with Yumei Xin in his arms, his body had already fallen into hell, tormented by hunger, thirst and desire, but his soul was high above, so holy that it seemed impossible for him to get involved in the affairs of men and women in his life.

Looking at the wonderful bay, the fat man felt uncomfortable as if his lower body was about to explode. He knew how exaggerated the tent he had set up was, he was holding a chick who could take off her clothes at any time, and Yu Meixin was already The star eyes were slightly closed, and in the starlight and water light, the small scar between her brows not only did not damage her beauty, but added a touch of tenderness and tenderness.

Seeing Yu Meixin like this, even if she tore off her clothes and pants to vent, she would not resist at all, but it felt like she was floating in mid-air watching another stranger do something she disdained, her body felt refreshed, and her heart But if you can't enjoy it at all, isn't it very boring?

With a sigh, the fat man carried her straight into the water, his body was going crazy with thoughts, but his heart was so clean that he didn't feel any lust, and he still had the energy to think about why this was the first time he encountered such a situation in his life. In such an embarrassing situation, he almost went crazy with depression.

Damn Wei, what kind of crap did you teach me? Are you trying to split my personality?

Stepping into the water in two or three steps, Yu Meixin felt the water splash on his face, opened his eyes and asked, "What are you doing again?"

There seems to be some resentment in the words, what does it mean to jump into the water while holding me with your eyes closed?

The fat man didn't bother to talk to her, the coolness coming from under his body made his hot and unbearable body a little more comfortable, so he walked a few more steps until the sea water reached his chest and reached Yu Meixin's neck, then he stopped, Every inch of skin is wantonly absorbing this rare coolness.

Seeing Yu Meixin looking at him with a complicated expression, the fat man slowly put her down, a feeling of loss appeared in his heart, and then it disappeared under the effect of the miraculous Nirvana, feeling the strange change in his heart, the fat man sighed, just Said four words to her.

"That wine is an aphrodisiac."

Seeing Yu's brows stunned, the fat man smiled wryly and pointed to his lower body, motioning for the other party to see for himself.

Yu Meixin then looked at the sea water emitting light green fluorescence. The fat man's towering height was constantly changing in the rippling water. ...take a chance?"

If the self at that time encountered a big or small wind, and heard this sentence, which can be said to be an explicit verbal hint, I would have rushed to score seven goals, but at this time, I didn't have any thoughts in my heart, but shook my head weakly, "Said It's a long story, you don't understand."

Can I tell you that I have practiced a secret book similar to the Sunflower Book, and I am in a short period of psychological castration. Although my body can do it, my mind doesn't respond?Whoever believes it is better not to say it.

Seeing that the fat man seemed to be in distress, Yu Meixin suddenly thought of a possibility. This fat man is obviously with that little slut Charlotte today, but it seems that he just can't do anything. Could it be...

"Are you gay and don't like women?"

For more than ten years since he was born, the only thing that is worth caring about is killing, but now he is standing in the sea of ​​a strange planet and asking such absurd questions to a man who tried his best to kill him not long ago, Yu Meixin also feels that everything is wrong. It's not real, just like this piece of sea water that glows by itself.

This is the question again, do I have to push you down to the ground and go in and out a few hundred times before you feel satisfied? Ruoxue was like this before, but it is difficult for her to give birth to a child for her at any time, and now she is frowning. Asking the same question, the fat man sighed again with a mournful face.

Immediately looking at Yu Meixin, he said seriously, "I really want to have the idea of ​​stripping you off for once, but I just can't think of it in my heart, do you understand what I mean?"

Yu Meixin didn't understand, she still shook her head after thinking for a long time.

Fatty thinks about it and wants to slap himself. Doesn't this sentence make it clear that you are gay?

Yu Meixin had a few locks of reddish-brown wet hair pasted between his eyebrows, as if he was still waiting for his explanation, the fat man sighed, and stopped talking, but hugged the other party, and instantly grabbed the other party's delicate red lips.