Fake Mechanic

() Run away if you can't beat a man, kiss if you can't beat a woman, this is the way He Jiu taught fat people to behave in the world.

A long kiss made Yu Meixin's suddenly stiff body gradually soften, letting the fat man hold her, the two of them seemed to freeze into a landscape in the bay.Strange to say, the hotness caused by the mermaid wine in Fatty's body gradually calmed down, starting to gather and condense from the whole body to the lower back, until it completely merged into the source of the heat flow.

After the fat man let go of Yu Meixin, he let out a long breath. The chick in front of him didn't dare to look up at him, but leaned her head against his chest. Only then did the fat man realize that Yu Meixin was actually the petite and dainty type. Together, she actually only reached her own lips.

"Are you all right?"

For some reason, I thought of several women who appeared strange after being in close contact with him. Xiao Niangpao and Ruoxue were directly fainted by the heat flow, and Charlotte passed out because of the sight of him. , it seems that the woman in front of him is okay, but he is still a little worried.

Yu Meixin hugged the fat man's waist, to be precise, where the waist is, nodded slightly, thinking that you just kissed me, what could happen, it's not... I had a very unpleasant experience that could even be called a nightmare , Yu Meixin has always been extremely resistant to the matter of men and women, and now she has been tossed by the fat man's unreasonable cards for a while, and the resistance in her heart to that matter has subsided again. If it was irresistible to be hugged by the fat man just now, then now It's almost like I don't want to resist.

Hearing what she said, the fat man finally felt relieved, and felt the terrifying desire that could almost explode his lower body faded away like a tide. This ending also made him very curious, why he was all right all of a sudden. Refreshing as if not drinking at all.

Chu Yan, who was worried about the two of them, had the same idea at the moment. When he came out of the tavern, he happened to see the fat man walking towards the sea with the woman in his arms. He watched the whole process, and saw that the fat man had no follow-up actions , This made him feel incredible. After drinking a few glasses of mermaid wine, he completely messed up his nature. He didn't care whether the opposite sex in front of him was a human or a half-merman. He tossed like a beast in heat for most of the night. I didn't dare to go to that village back then, lest I meet those old friends who fell in love overnight. Everything in front of me...is unscientific.

Isn't the fat man a man?

Just when he was smoking a cigarette in the distance and couldn't figure it out, he suddenly found that something was wrong in the distant sea.

Several, no, dozens of black shadows are swimming towards the bay quickly. Chu Yan can see clearly by standing on a high place with the light of the sea water. Those black shadows swim like star sharks at the bottom of the water. Not small.

The thoughts in my heart turned a few times, and Chu Yan suddenly remembered something, and his face turned pale immediately. He took two puffs without caring about the cigarette, threw the cigarette butt on the ground, and ran to the beach, yelling and waving .

"Come back soon!"

"You two, hurry up and go ashore!"

A man and a woman who were embracing each other were awakened by Chu Yan's yelling, and raised their heads to look at him in confusion. Seeing that Chu Yan, who had been calm all night as if he was the owner of this place, looked at the two of them in a panic. He rushed over, and kept beckoning the two of them to go ashore. Yu Meixin shoved the fat man away with embarrassment, and the fat man cursed secretly that this guy is too short-sighted, and he simply messed up the situation without seeing a good show. ?

While running wildly, Chu Yan pointed towards the sea, signaling the fat man to watch for himself.

Fatty looked curiously in the direction his hand was gesturing, and saw something strange in the water. At this time, those dark shadows had already entered the shallow sea less than 20 meters away.

The startled fat man immediately came back to his senses, dragged Yu Meixin and jumped towards the bank while stepping on the spray.

No matter what is coming, you can tell from Chu Yan's appearance that it will not be a good person!

The two jumped and fled to the beach. Dozens of black shadows in the water were approaching at this time, and some of them even jumped out of the water, causing waves of water to splash like countless shattered emeralds.

I'm going to your sister!After seeing those things clearly, the fat man let out an exclamation. Those things in the water were nothing but sea beasts with a length of one or two meters. The most absurd thing was that each of these sea beasts had plump breasts like balls hanging on their chests. , using a classic game that has been released to the fifth generation of No.20, it is a big wave of sea beasts!

Dozens of sea beasts leaped back and forth, making woo-woo sounds, their two front fins slapped their bodies, and the huge tail fins even made sea water pearls splash, which seemed to be a pity. Walking back and forth around the location, it seems that he is still looking for something reluctantly.

Suddenly thinking of what Major Lina said, the fat man couldn't help but turn pale, and turned to Chu Yan and said, "Don't tell me this is a mermaid, no, no, a mermaid."

Seeing the exaggerated chest, the fat man was a little speechless.

Chu Yan breathed a sigh of relief, nodded and said, "Yes, female mermaids are docile by nature, but there are times when they are manic, that is, when they smell the pheromones of male mermaids, they can mate at a speed of more than 60 kilometers per hour. Swimming for dozens of miles without any fatigue, just seeking the chance to reproduce, how on earth did you attract these things, are you throwing up?"

Chu Yan still thinks this answer is the only one that is reliable. The aphrodisiacs in the mermaid wine come from the male mermaid beast. It is estimated that the fat man forcibly spit out the wine to get out of the predicament.

The fat man shook his head, and Yu Meixin also shook his head, expressing that it was not what Chu Yan had guessed, and both of them had lingering fears about the sight of a sea beast weighing hundreds of catties rolling in the water and was reluctant to leave.

"Then how did you attract them?" Chu Yan sat down on the beach, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

Fatty recalled the sudden change in his body, and a flash of enlightenment flashed across his mind like lightning. Could it be that I forced all the mermaid wine out of his body, but he would never tell others the secret of the heat flow in his body casually, even if Not even being a member of the Deep Blue team, at least not now.

He pretended to be stupid with embarrassment, but fortunately, Chu Yan didn't want to pursue this matter too much. Since the fat man was able to control the Thunder God cannon from such a long distance and hit the Hushan mecha three times in a row, his amazing move towards the fat man has already With considerable immunity.

Waving his hand to signal the fat man not to think too much, Chu Yan took out a cigarette again and threw the fat man one, and then said, "I'm sober after doing this."

When I thought that if it wasn't for Chu Yan's reminder, I would most likely be pushed in the water by a group of passionate female mermaids, let alone drowned, it would be enough to be hit by that horrible chest, fat tiger Said with a straight face, "You and I know about this matter, if you talk nonsense, be careful that I will kill you."

Chu Yan felt a little funny when he thought about it, and said happily, "Okay, okay, you are the team leader and you have the final say. Besides, why are you just telling me, there are three people here."

The fat man glanced at the sullen eyebrows who couldn't help but laugh at the thought of the same possibility, and snorted, "She's a woman and I'll take care of him in minutes. Do you want me to use the same tricks I used against her to deal with you?"

Chu Yan immediately shook his head to admit defeat, and looking at Yu Meixin, his face was flushed with embarrassment, saying that she had tried every means to kill herself not long ago, and she probably didn't even believe it.

Fatty pressed his heart, and felt that if it really turned out like that, he would be ashamed and thrown to an alien planet. He also felt a little grateful for Chu Yan, and walked over to snatch Chu Yan's cigarette butt with a self-deprecating smile and lit his own. , Seeing that the corner of Chu Yan's mouth still had an uncontrollable smile, he couldn't help but also laughed out loud.

The two men were smoking while sitting and admiring the sea view in front of them, which was quite pleasant. Yu Meixin sat sideways beside the fat man obediently, keeping a certain distance all the time, but he had already lost the restraint he had before.

After tossing for a while, the female mermaids in the sea couldn't find someone to vent their anger on, so they groaned in disappointment and dispersed, each diving into the deep sea.

Seeing the calm of the sea and the reappearance of the huge crescent moon in the bay, Chu Yan said with emotion, "You will know why I came to this seaside town later, and when you see that picture, you will feel Even if you are thousands of miles away from Crimson Orange Star, it is worth it to come to this hell galaxy and work hard."

It seems that in response to Chu Yan's words, strange changes have taken place on the calm and peaceful sea that has just returned.

A little emerald light ball playfully drilled out of the water, swayed and flew towards the sky, followed by countless light balls, blown by the soft sea breeze, those green lights were bigger than the green light from songling algae Several times the light clusters are endowed with more spirituality, and are denser than the scattered lights in the town.

Like a retrograde meteor shower on the sea, countless emerald green light clusters rose from the vast sea, soared upwards, and gradually dimmed until the altitude of nearly [-] meters.

In the eyes of the three people on the beach, there seemed to be a grand firework celebration that was going off silently. Those sparse green glows had already shocked the fat man, but with the grand scene in front of them, it must be like fireflies competing for glory with the bright moon.

The huge crescent moon in the bay is releasing endless energy, dotted the night sky of this barren and desolate planet, and also brought a short-term peace of mind and joy to foreign visitors like Fatty Chu Yan.

A whimper came from the invisible deep sea, as low as the resonating sound of the planet from the deepest core, distant and vicissitudes, even with a sense of desolation and antiquity.

Fatty's heart skipped a beat and he looked at Chu Yan.

Chu Yan didn't turn his head, and still greedily looked at the stunning and vast scene in front of him, as if he wanted to take all this back with his eyes, and it took him a while to answer the fat man's doubts.

"Some people say that this is the resonance of the soul of the Singing Seaweed, the song of the soul of this planet in the moonless night, and this is also the origin of the name Song Singing Seaweed, but I am willing to believe that there is another murloc that is even more powerful. Mysterious legend."

He turned to look at the fat man.

"Luoga said that on this planet that can reach any land through the ocean, in the deep sea lungs that even the murlocs cannot reach, there lives an ancient star beast that has survived since the birth of this planet. They Call him Belvois."

"In the federal language, it's Pulao."

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ps:

Fatty: Let's get some incentives like red tickets, praise and rewards, the first big guy is finally revealed.

Chu Yan: I don’t like making trouble