Fake Mechanic

() Facts have proved that Renshan was bullied, Xiong Ben was ridden by others, and seeing Yu Meixin and Xiong Baiyuan being raped by the fat man like this, the rest of the Deep Blue team only felt a sense of gratitude for the rest of their lives after the catastrophe.

Seeing that the fat man told Xiong Baiyuan to take the Matruh with him, Chu Yan felt sorry for Xiong Baiyuan, saying that even though the gun was worth the money, it was too heavy, and Xiong Baiyuan couldn't resist three hundred miles. Just walk, I still have a lot of wine here, so I can’t make it cheaper for others.”

As he spoke, he picked out the smallest one from Chu Yan's small bag containing singing beads, then picked up the military phone and dialed a number. After a while, Sergeant Bowen's voice came out, and the fat man smiled. He chatted into the microphone, then put down the phone and said to everyone, "It's over, Sergeant Bowen will have a temporary transportation mission later, just passing by our camp and the murloc town, you know What are you going to do?"

Du Yunmiao frowned, and was the first to leave the barracks.The fat man secretly sighed, it seems that the glasses understand me best.

The second one is Chu Yan and Charlotte.

Watermelon head Aoi was the last to go out.

Yu brows didn't move, and the fat man didn't bother to care about her. As for Xiong Baiyuan who was stunned and didn't know what to do, he had no choice but to whisper a few words in his ear, and the strong man just woke up like a dream, and went out patting his chest.

In fact, Yu Meixin didn't realize the meaning of Fatty's words, and didn't realize it until everyone in the deep blue team came back.

Sergeant Bowen's car arrived on time, the fat man shook hands with him with a smile, and without a trace of fireworks, he stuffed the singer's pearl into Sergeant Bowen's hand. He was originally grateful for their life-saving help, but Bowen felt a little displeased. I'm sorry, but the speed of putting the beads into the bag was extremely smooth. With a tacit smile with the fat man, the car left the camp dignifiedly and headed straight for the murloc town.

Fatty didn't stay in the cab, but let Yu Meixin sit in the front, and he got into the back compartment, and began to count the spoils of everyone after performing his first "private" mission.

Du Yunmiao managed to get a bunch of military communication equipment by some unknown method. Judging by his proficiency in fiddling with light screens and splicing cables, the fat man has no doubt that this guy must be good at hacking and other dirty jobs.

What Chu Yan brought back were all kinds of light weapons, both long and short, and even the matching ammunition was not lacking.

Charlotte is still doing her job. There are several big boxes filled with all kinds of medicines, and a silly soldier helped her carry them all the way to the car. It can be seen that there is not only a knife on the prefix of s, calling the soldiers to push Grinding is also top notch.

The watermelon head stole ten sets of optical camouflage uniforms and came back. The fat man knew that this thing was valuable and practical, so he asked him with a stern face that it was not heavy, why didn't he take more, and Sora Aoi answered two words, and everyone remained silent. up.

Gone……

The fat man directly gave a gesture of approval, thinking that this guy looks stupid, and he is ruthless in his attacks, leaving no room for it. He actually wiped out all the stealth suits of the entire fifth special team, no I know what kind of people who guard the warehouse will be treated by that volcano girl.

When the things that Xiong Baiyuan obtained were displayed, everyone stopped talking, even Chu Yan, who seemed to be against Xiong Baiyuan, but actually always read some friendship at critical times, sighed silently, turned his head to look at the scenery outside the car .

The fat man's face twitched, he picked up a long piece of bread, looked directly at Xiong Baiyuan's head, and cursed, "I told you to get what we need most, who wants you to steal it, are you a hungry ghost reincarnation?" "

Fatty had a big bag of food stalls, all of which were ready to eat. There was even a roast chicken that was missing a chicken leg. He turned Xiong Baiyuan's face and looked at the oil stains left at the corner of his mouth. grit your teeth.

Canteen... This guy actually chose the temporary canteen of the fifth team. Fortunately, he has not been found yet. The fat man adjusted himself for a long time before sighing, "You are going to starve them to revenge for me. It’s really not easy for you, brother, to be able to live so long without incident.”

……

They ransacked Major Lena's camp mercilessly. At noon, all members of the deep blue team arrived at the murloc town where they will be staying for a long time. After sending Sergeant Bowen away, the fat man gnawed depressed After cutting a piece of bread, he went to the beach and planned to think about what to do next, but his mind was always on the big bag of food that Xiong Baiyuan stole, and he couldn't help cursing secretly, it would be better for this guy to steal a few cigarettes.

Chu Yan and Du Yunmiao came over, and seeing the fat man venting his anger with bread, they looked at each other and smiled.

"If I'm not mistaken, what you're thinking about now must not be something that you can solve alone." Du Yunmiao walked over, snatched the cigarette case that Chu Yan had just taken out, and threw it to the fat man and Chu Yan Yan, took a cigarette in his mouth, and then naturally put the cigarette into his pocket.

Chu Yan made a fuss, but he didn't snatch it back. He just lit it depressedly, blew a smoke ring into the green sea, and said, "Although I really don't want to agree with the glasses, but this time he is right, since It’s a brother who eats in a pot, you might as well discuss your thoughts with us, at least Big Bear won’t come back against a bag of food next time, and this Secret Service officer doesn’t have to rob me for a pack of cigarettes.”

The fat man swallowed the bread into his stomach twice, clapped his hands and said, "What else can we do, our prototype may not reach Pulao in a few months, maybe Bugatti will work harder secretly, a year It’s possible for half a year, and that volcano girl and Donald are obviously from Bugatti, so at least they don’t need to start from scratch now, just settle down when they come, and find a way to do what makes them happy!”

"It must be much more difficult to make you happy than that bear over there," Chu Yan pointed to Xiong Baiyuan who was pouring tears from the singer on the hillside while complaining that the taste was too bland and yelling for a drink of mermaid wine.

The fat man smiled wryly, "I joined the army for no reason. I almost died on the first mission, and the second mission made it clear that I was going to play with me. You guys are out of luck. I seem to be doomed to be kicked out of my life. The situation is full of broken things."

Du Yunmiao shook his head, "Some people don't think so. I didn't think so before, but now I am very confident. It is definitely safer to follow you than to stand in front of you."

The fat man knew that he was talking about Fan Xiaoshan, and now thousands of miles away, no matter how powerful the elder brother is, it is impossible for him to fly to the Triangle of Hell to help him, not to mention the one who is entangled in countless trivial matters and has to sit at the Zurich Military Academy He is an old man, and now that Yun and Wei are gone, it seems that he can only rely on himself and these new partners around him at this time.

He took a deep breath and laughed at himself, "At least we still have a base with a good view."

Seeing that he finally raised his eyebrows, Chu Yan added, "It's very good."

The fat man looked at the tavern owner Luo Jia who was standing next to Xiong Baiyuan, who was a head shorter, and suddenly asked, "Is there any way to get more singing beads?"

Seeing Chu Yan stunned, the fat man explained, "I was a poor ghost in Huanzhabei District for the first 16 years of my life, and I owed tens of millions of debts when I entered the academy. If you are afraid, you will naturally want to make money, this town seems to be more valuable than Gelingzhu, do you understand what I mean?"

Chu Yan said, "You mean we trade things for things? Even if there are singing beads, it seems that there is no way to use them now."

The fat man shook his head, and seeing Du Yunmiao's hesitation in speaking, he knew that he had already guessed what he was thinking, and motioned him to speak first.

Du Yunmiao pushed his glasses and said to Chu Yan, "Did you forget how we came here? The person who can accept the first singing pearl probably won't mind the second one, and he can take a detour to see us off. It can be seen that It must be a smart person with real power."

Chu Yan suddenly realized, the fat man showed a teachable look, and then said, "But I never thought of exchanging our existing equipment for singers, the murlocs in this seaside town must have things they can't solve, If we can do it..."

Chu Yan suddenly laughed, half helpless and half appreciative in the laughter, "It's also thanks to you that you figured it out, you mean we are mercenaries?"

The fat man also laughed, "I'm more inclined to say that I'm a bounty hunter."

Du Yunmiao glanced at the old murloc Luo Jia who was entangled with Xiong Baiyuan on the hillside, nodded and said, "Then let's go and see what the customers need, and we will be idle if we are idle."

……

Hearing what the three of them said, Old Loga pondered for a while, and then readily stated his first mission.

But after he finished speaking, both Chu Yan and Du Yunmiao were stunned. They never thought that Luo Jia would have such a request, but the fat man seemed to know it a long time ago, and there was not much shock on his face.

Luo Jia's request is actually very simple and direct, that is, if they are human males, they must add a few more murloc descendants to this town.The fat man pointed directly at the Xiong Baiyuan outside the tavern who ate a dried songling weed with great relish, "What do you think of that?"

Both Chu Yan and Du Yunmiao felt chills. What is it about the fat man in front of him that he could sell Xiong Baiyuan without thinking about it, with a look of naturalness on his face? This is due to their shameless recognition of the fat man. When refreshing again, the fat man added a sentence.

"But there is one thing you must promise to me in person."

Loga glanced at the big bear with a thick back and waist, and nodded in satisfaction, "Say it straight."

"If you guessed right, you should be sure that the offspring you will give birth to will be of the murloc race. If the offspring you will give birth to are deformed or of human origin, I don't think you will make this request."

Luo Jia blinked his eyelids with double pupils, showing a look of admiration, "You are so smart that you can even guess this."

The fat man raised his eyebrows noncommittally. Ruoxue's special physique that said he could get pregnant had given him an extra layer of cognition that he couldn't treat women with extraterrestrial blood with ordinary eyes. That came to mind right away.

Luo Jia said, "The females of our murlocs have very special bodies. If they are not the offspring of the murlocs, the embryos will not develop in the mother's body, but will die automatically. Therefore, as long as the murloc females are pregnant, they will definitely die. Give birth to purebred murloc offspring."

"That is to say, it is very likely to have to try many times?" Fatty asked, seeing Luo Jia nodding, he said something that made Chu Yan and Du Yunmiao feel that they should mourn for Xiong Baiyuan for 3 minutes.

"Actually, it's nothing. I'm just worried that my partner's physical strength is not enough. That's good. You are responsible for the diet of everyone in our group. After all, that guy is a foodie. You are the ones affected by lack of physical strength."

Luo Jia agreed with all his mouth, and Chu Yan realized that it was nothing at all to put the account of eating and drinking on the fat man's head. Compared with the calculations of this seemingly familiar but very strange little devil in front of him, the snack machine was completely insignificant. The little witch is the big witch.

After perfectly solving the dietary problems of the whole group, the fat man thought about it and said, "I have one more request."

The old Luo Jia looked as if he wanted to talk, and the fat man stared at Luo Jia's eight fingers and said, "For all future bounty missions, you are not allowed to reach out to me and tell me that there will be a discount!"

Old Luo Jia laughed and kept saying that he didn't like to make trouble, and he didn't even use the federal language. He was obviously very happy to make this deal.

Only then did the fat man turn his head to look at Chu Yan and Du Yunmiao, and said seriously, "It seems that you don't think it's worth it for Xiong Baiyuan. I'll give you a chance. I don't mind whoever wants to talk to him about this matter. , as long as Big Bear is a little bit unwilling, I agree to void this deal, how about it?"

Chu Yan and Du Yunmiao looked at each other, and neither of them got up. Then the fat man sighed and said, "If I drank the mermaid wine last night and messed around, I'm afraid I might become a cheap daddy, and there will be no one in my life." Tell me. In any case, this is also a good thing to do good deeds like helping others reproduce. You two used to save hundreds of millions of offspring to fend for themselves every day, or waste them on women's bellies. Now they can come in handy. What do you think? Inappropriate?"

He pointed at Chu Yan, "That thing is the same as hair, it will grow again if it is gone, if Luo Jia asks you to borrow a hair, will you borrow it or not?"

Chu Yan just wanted to say that his hair would not take root and turn into a doll, but when he saw Du Yunmiao eyeing hard behind the fat man, he immediately swallowed what he wanted to say.

"So, Big Bear's head, it's not easy to find a woman who is willing to give birth to him in this life, let alone be able to withstand his tossing, you just think he did it for the sake of the harmonious coexistence of humans and murlocs for a hundred years contribute."

Fatty started discussing other things with Luo Jia about earning singing pearls after he finished speaking. Chu Yan and Du Yunmiao looked at each other, and they both felt that Fatty was born to be a barrister. The great principle of racial harmony goes up. "

Poor Xiong Baiyuan didn't know that a fat devil in the tavern had already sold him out, and the two accomplices next to him still looked at him with regretful expressions, waved at the three of them with a scorpion in their mouths, and sent a candid smile over .

Du Yunmiao and Chu Yan turned around in a tacit understanding, as if they hadn't seen anything.

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That night, when the sun of Pulao star fell into the sea again and Loga's tavern was jubilant again, the entire deep blue team merged into the hospitable voice of the murlocs. Reminder, those single murloc men seem to be particularly fond of Xiong Baiyuan, and all of them shake their chests to drink with him in front of Xiong Baiyuan.

The bucket of mermaid wine was quickly drained, Xiong Baiyuan was dazzled by the blessings from heaven, and he smiled like a big bear that fell into a honey jar, hugging left and right, seeing that the left and right were all at the level of Big Macs With big breasts and big breasts, the look in his eyes towards Chu Yan and Fatty almost meant that he was about to kneel down to thank him.

The fat man held Ge Linglei and raised his glass slowly. Seeing that Chu Yan looked a little sad, he also sighed and said, "Don't worry, when the child is born, I will personally explain all this to Da Xiong. It's up to one person to bear it, and it's up to him whether Big Bear recognizes them or not at that time."

Only then did Chu Yan raise his head, and the fat man smiled and said, "Now I feel better. If I'm not wrong, we won't agree to this. That old fox, Luo Jia, will never give us the Gelingzhu easily. , any bounty missions are useless at all, what he needs is that our people have a connection with this murloc population that far outweighs money, apart from blood, I really can't think of any other possibility."

Chu Yan then lowered his head and said, "I'll go with you and talk to Big Bear then."

The fat man patted Chu Yan on the shoulder, took out a cigarette from the pocket of his military uniform jacket, and walked straight out of the tavern, waiting for the gorgeous scene between the heaven and the earth that he would never tire of watching after the temperature of the air and sea water dropped to a certain degree every night Reappear.

Yu Meixin, who drank several glasses of Gelinglei in a row, came out, seeing him smoking a cigarette and not talking, for some reason, he suddenly felt that the fat figure in front of him was a bit lonely, so he walked two steps closer, and gently held his arm. Shoulder.

The fat man turned his head and smiled.

"Are you saying those fireflies are really souls?"

Yu Meixin shook his head and did not speak.

"If it is true, where are they going to fly to? Apart from the endless cold sky behind the stars in the sky, there seems to be no such thing as heaven."

Yu Meixin thought for a while and said, "So this is why they will eventually follow the rain and return to the ground."

The fat man smiled noncommittally, and put his arms around Yu Meixin's shoulders.

"Go, go for a walk on the beach. Although I know what will happen later, I still don't want to watch it."