Fake Mechanic

() Xiong Baiyuan's bravery made everyone's jaws drop to the ground.

After drinking nearly a bucket of mermaid wine, he completely transformed into a human-shaped beast, no matter whether he was a murloc or a female who did not drink with him. The girl is as fragile as a little white flower.

Although Logar specially arranged a separate tender village for his carnival night, the sound of the men and women's joy spread through most of the town through the simple walls, and even the fat man on the beach could hear it clearly. The eyebrows were even more embarrassing.

As a matter of course, almost no one in the deep blue team could sleep, and they all escaped from Murloc Town, and set up temporary tents on the beach that they had begged from Luo Jia for a camping refuge.

Du Yunmiao lit a bonfire, and Chu Yan distributed the food stolen by Xiong Baiyuan to everyone for roasting. Under Fatty's instructions, a small bucket of singer's tears was moved to the beach, and Aoi, the watermelon head, seemed to have guessed it too. The magical effect of the mermaid wine, I dare not touch it at all. Everyone sips a little singer's tears, watching the wonderful beauty of the bay that shocks the soul once again. There was an unpleasant roar.

……

Xiong Baiyuan didn't get up until the next morning, rubbing his head and looking for the fat man.

The fat man was watching Du Yunmiao install and debug various communication equipment in an empty house specially given by Luojia. He planned to make this the base camp of the deep blue team. He was very surprised to see Xiong Baiyuan rushing in vigorously. What a joke, even a dozen murloc women tossing him together didn't make him get down on the ground, and they were able to get out of bed by themselves.

The first thing Xiong Baiyuan said when he came in was that the team leader was wrong.

Du Yunmiao shook, and the thread clamp in his hand almost fell to the ground, but the fat man suppressed his laughter, and asked solemnly, "What's wrong?"

Big Bear faltered for a long time, almost pulled his hair out but still didn't say anything, but Fatty interrupted him with a wave of his hand, "It's no big deal to have sex with a man and a woman. Next time, take it easy. Just be quiet and don't disturb our sleep."

Da Xiong couldn't believe it, and stammered, "Come on, next time...you mean there will be a next time?"

The fat man secretly smiled in his heart, you thought you were a sharpshooter and could hit the red heart right away, but there was an expression of indifference on his face, "You and them are willing to fight the other, and we can still beat each other? It's also a matter of honoring men , yes, glasses?"

Du Yunmiao buried his head in his work and tried to pretend he didn't hear anything, but the fat man shamelessly called his name to answer the question, so he could only smile and raised his head to show a thumbs up, then continued to lower his head and sigh.

With a grateful expression on his face, Xiong Baiyuan walked away with a smirk, and excited roars could be heard far away.

The fat man turned his head and said to Du Yunmiao, "Betting or not, yesterday was definitely Big Bear's first time."

Du Yunmiao already knew that Fatty's eyes were vicious and his scheming was so deep that he didn't look like a sixteen or seventeen-year-old young man. He was already on guard against being tricked by him at any time. In Du Yunmiao's view, even the seemingly harmless bet might be taken by such a bet. The unscrupulous team leader buried his back, so he was not willing to bet with him.

Seeing that Du Yunmiao just shook his head, the fat man sighed in boredom, walked to the window and looked at the figure of Xiong Baiyuan in the distance, and said, "Not only is it the first time, but it is also the No. 20 time at least. I knew he was so fierce. It's time to negotiate more conditions with old Luo Jia, alas..."

After the mobile base station with the identification ID of the federal army was set up, it didn't take long for the call request from the fifth special team to come in. The fat man took the ear-hook communicator handed over by Du Yunmiao. The fat man's eardrums buzzed, and Du Yunmiao who was at the side could vaguely hear the roar, so he quickly turned down the sound, and then the fat man relaxed his frown, and greeted him with a smile.

"Did the major miss me?"

"Xiang Yu, you are so brave, you dare to steal my things!"

"Major Lena, I mortgaged such a big starship to you, and it's just a few pieces of bread. You don't want to bother with me?" Nonsense is a good thing for fat people, and I wish this girl would be pissed off. That's good.

"Don't forget that you have a mission!"

The fat man flattened his mouth, "Now you regret that you didn't add a deadline to the task, and talk to me when the prototype machine arrives."

When the two were bickering, members of the deep blue team came in, and the fat man cut off the communication casually. Thinking that the prototype machine would be trapped on this strange planet for a day, he looked at everyone very annoyed. , cursing, "I knew I would have you steal all of this bad-tempered girl's underwear, cao!"

Chu Yan, leaning on the threshold, smiled and said, "If you have this hobby of collecting, give me three days, and I will bring it for you."

The fat man picked up a piece of fruit from the fruit basket on the table, threw it at it casually, and dismissed the guy who seized every opportunity to make fun of him, "Huh? What's the matter with this fruit basket?"

Du Yunmiao let out an oh, and said, "When Luo Jia brought me to this house, he sent me by the way, saying it was a thank you gift."

Almost everyone's eyes were on Xiong Baiyuan, and Xiong Baiyuan, who was eating the fruit from Chu Yan, turned his head in confusion. The fat man coughed and asked, "I have done everything that should be done, and he didn't say anything." The next task?"

Charlotte interjected, "I have no problem with games like bounty hunters. This planet is always under the control of the Federation. Except for the aborigines and a very few vagrants who came over from Star Yazi, they have no imperial power at all." , The external threat level is so low that I am useless at all, what is the use of you trying to get those singer beads?"

Charlotte's idea obviously represented the doubts of most people. The fat man spread his hands and said, "My first step is very simple. I want to find a way to get enough accessories to repair the engine of that transport ship."

Seeing that the fat man was staring at him again, Yu Meixin seemed to be still angry at her for blowing up the engine, so he had to say, "In addition to the accessories needed for repairs, we also need to reserve energy spars for warp space jumps. The spar needed for a one-way space jump."

Chu Yan frowned and asked, "Could it be that you want to defy the military order and flee back to Crimson Orange Star?"

The fat man shook his head, "That's just the worst plan. All of us were sent to carry out this prototype test mission that may never be completed because of high-level ostracism or framing. Leaving this planet without permission will be regarded as a federal The enemy of the military, I will not leave this planet without a secure backup plan, at least I will not leave the Triangle of Hell."

"We were crushed to death in East Imperial Capital. Now Major General Donald has kindly given us a chance to grow up. Wouldn't it be wrong for him not to take advantage of it?"

Fatty said the word kindness very strongly, and he continued with a sneer, "I heard Loga mention yesterday that they only want to buy federal ordnance to resist the sneak attack of the vagrants in the Triangle of Hell. I am also very interested in local specialties, and the nearby murloc settlements have more or less troubles in this regard, so it is better for me to do it well than to search for it regularly.”

Du Yunmiao heard the meaning, "You want to kill those homeless people?"

The fat man shook his head again, "Luoga is a very vigilant old fox. Once we completely eliminate the threat of the vagrants, wouldn't it appear that we are useless? Since the vagrants regard the murloc village as a renewable gold mine Let’s dig, we might as well release water to raise fish, we just need to give the vagrants some trouble.”

After rescuing Sergeant Bowen, Fatty instinctively realized that the wanderers who come and go without a trace are also a huge treasure trove, and he was able to get a Hushan mecha that could be used alive, and he followed the vine to squeeze out all the available value Only then can it be uprooted, otherwise it would be too wasteful.

It was only then that everyone understood what Fatty meant by releasing water to raise fish. He actually wanted to take advantage of the threat of the vagrants to the murlocs and collect protection fees from the murlocs, that is, Ge Lingzhu.

Du Yunmiao pondered for a moment and said, "I think there must be black hands behind the homeless people, even if you think about eradicating them, you may not be able to do it."

The fat man smiled and said, "That's even better. I prefer to take things out of the pocket of the big boss behind me. We don't have the mobility now, so we can only start from the small town of Luojia. Logar said that a group of wanderers would come to attack the town almost once a month, and then retreat to the northeast, the first thing we have to do now is to prepare for these guests to come to our door."

……

In the next few days, the deep blue team completely turned this town of five or six hundred murlocs into their sphere of influence. Through the line of Sergeant Bowen, according to the list made by Chu Yan and Du Yunmiao, the team purchased A large number of basic weapons that the federal military cannot count, such as metal sensor mines, motion sensor beacons, and a large amount of basic ammunition, and Matru, who Xiong Baiyuan couldn't put it down, also went into battle again.

What surprised the fat man even more was that Sergeant Bowen even kindly provided an xbox 3 drone for the sake of the large number of singers he threw out, which made Du Yunmiao very happy.

This ring-shaped drone with a diameter of less than one meter can be self-charged by isotope batteries, and can also be stored by solar energy. The maximum continuous flight time can reach 10 hours, and the limit speed is close to 60 kilometers per hour. The expansion of the tactics available to the deep blue team.

After making an appointment for the next delivery, Sergeant Bowen took almost all the singer beads in Chu Yan's hands and left in satisfaction.

Watching the transport vehicle leave, Chu Yan threw the only three beads into the fat man's arms, and joked, "If we can't make back the double price difference, I think next time we can only invite Sergeant Bowen to drink mermaid wine."

The fat man sighed, "That volcano girl really did us a big favor unintentionally by letting us know such a powerful guy."

Du Yunmiao was busy dismantling the federal special signal encoder on the drone, adding the unique id string of the deep blue team, and said, "The most lucrative department in the army is the transportation and procurement department. Bowen can make up any reason to send these Things are included in the list of battle damage and loss, induction landmines and ammunition are huge consumables, no one can find them at all, let alone I really think we are lucky."

The fat man nodded with a smile, Joe Bowen, it seems that you are my first nobleman on Pulao.

Pu Laoxing has 45 days in a month. Seeing that the end of the month is approaching, the first batch of "guests" will come at any time. The fat man took Du Yunmiao and Yu Meixin to check the defense measures around the town.

Xiong Baiyuan set up a bracket on the top of a house at the highest point in the northeast corner of the town. The Matru was fixed on an electric rotating platform assembled by Du Yunmiao. The rotation angle can reach 60 degrees, although it cannot reach 180 degrees. , but Fatty is very satisfied.

Nearly [-] metal induction landmines were buried on the two main roads outside the town, in case the homeless people would come up with anti-fighting things like Tiger Mountain again. Centimeter mines can also be deactivated or detonated by remote control signals. If it weren’t for the limited number of mines, Fatty would like to turn the entire area around the town into a minefield. nothing will happen.If Bowen's convoy comes, turn off the metal induction detonation function in advance.

The ten motion-sensing beacons with a detection range of 30 meters were personally inserted by the fat man in the directions that he thought were most likely to be attacked. It is extremely difficult to find it without looking closely at a distance of one meter. This kind of careful thinking is evaluated as "boring art" by Chu Yan, and the fat man only regards him as a compliment and jealousy.

Thinking that he spent a whole day putting a [-]cm tall cylindrical beacon into the trunk of a small tree that was hollowed out, even Yu Meixin felt that if the fat man wanted to seduce someone, only four Words can describe: spare no effort.