Fake Mechanic

Dad can't recognize it indiscriminately, if he fails in the fight, he will be ashamed and humiliated.

Lu Xun already had the most famous man in the universe as his father, and all of this was facilitated by the fat man. The so-called self-inflicted can't live is the truth. Now that he said such a sentence for no reason, it immediately made Lu Xun want to The words of the question disappeared, and he looked suspiciously at Fatty and Shi Caohuai, and asked, "Why do you recognize her as your mother?"

Shi Caohuai didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the fat man's gourd, and he was also puzzled.

The fat man was very patient, and he was kind and cunning, like a strange uncle who had a crush on the lollipop in the child's hand, "Then why do you still want to recognize Ruoxue as your mother?"

"Because..." The little guy deliberated for a long time and was not sure what to say.

"Is there a feeling that your heart beats wildly when you see it, and the blood vessels in a certain part of your body chug?"

Regarding this not-so-subtle description, Lu Xun, who didn't know about men and women, revealed his good upbringing, and shook his head in a daze and said no.

The fat man still didn't give up, "Does that smell so good that you can't help calling mom?"

For some reason, Shi Caohuai suddenly thought of the words "stinky wet". Thinking of Bai Lingxing girl's extremely attractive breasts, she couldn't help but look down at her own chest, and suddenly thought of a certain possibility, and couldn't help being extremely ashamed of the fat man. I felt a burst of embarrassment at the analogy, and my teeth began to itch again. [

Accurately hit by the second round of induction technique, Lu Xun fell into a state of confusion for three seconds, frowning tightly, digging at his temples like a little adult and thinking for a long time, then he faltered from his mouth.

Shi Caohuai couldn't bear it anymore, tugged at Xiang Yu's clothes, and whispered, "Don't teach children bad!"

The fat man knew that Shi Caohuai was also thinking about it, from the moment she secretly glanced at his breasts, he knew that the other party wanted to go astray, but he deliberately didn't point it out. Seeing Shi Caohuai blushing because of her own plump breasts, the fat man felt very nice.

The smell he mentioned has nothing to do with breasts, but is based on his conjecture a long time ago - the pheromone naturally emitted by Tianxia Ruoxue's body, which is similar to the weird pheromone of aphrodisiacs, this is the "smell" positive solution.

For a kid, of course he would not use an overly literal noun, but changed it to a more easy-to-understand term.

Seeing that Lu Xun nodded and made no objection, the fat man was a little confused.

If Ruoxue is also a descendant of Nie Shuang, and her sweat and blood can carry pheromones, then it stands to reason that Shi Caohuai should also have this ability, why the little guy has not seen that kind of inexplicable dependence on Shi Caohuai until now feel?

Could it be that Ruoxue has a mutated physique, or is it that she is not a descendant of Nie Shuang at all?

The possibility of the latter should not be great. Even Shi Caohuai said that the aborigines of Bai Lingxing are inextricably related to Nie Shuang, and all the women in the Ruoxue clan should have Nie Shuang's blood, which is why they are spread in the Federation. The newlywed husband may not be able to survive the horror legend of the first night with Bai Lingxing's wife.

There is no groundless rumor in the world, and this kind of thing that I have personally experienced is even less likely to be a slander fabricated by chatterers in order to discredit black and white Ling Xing people. So which link was missed by me?Without the key link, this pile of scattered pearls cannot be connected into a necklace, and the fat man is very distressed.

Shi Caohuai saw him racking his brains to think about some trivial matters to talk about at home, and finally couldn't help pinching his arm.

The fat man was in pain, and when he raised his hand and shook it, he caught a glimpse of the place on the back of his hand that was bitten by Shi Caohuai. Although the traces had disappeared, when he recalled the scene at that time, it was as if a dam had opened a gate, and everything came out. .

"I see!"

He slapped his thigh fiercely, and after yelling suddenly, he looked at Shi Caohuai and Lu Xun with even more evil eyes, very official.

"What do you know?" [

Shi Caohuai and Lu Xun complained in unison.

At this moment, the little guy realized the purpose of his coming, and he kicked the fat man again, "Don't change the subject, you haven't answered me seriously about what I asked!"

The fat man said to Lu Xun meaningfully, "Before you ask me to answer your questions, you answer my words first, you know that I was the emperor of the empire in my previous life, and you dare to hang out with me now, so you won't be afraid of your father's anger Kick you out of your house for the sake of the entire Federation?"

Shi Caohuai sighed, and it was like this again, this guy seemed to want to play such a trick on everyone, fearing that there would be too many people around him, everyone tried their best to push them out.

Lu Xun was not fooled, and said with a stiff neck, "I ask the biggest question first, and you answer me first."

"I am two lifetimes older than you, who do you think is older?"

This method of secretly changing the core of the problem was effective again. Lu Xun was at a loss for words for a while, and after thinking about the fat man's problem, he waved his hand grandly and said, "Anyway, I will go wherever my mother goes. If she wants to follow you, I can't help it. I don't care if you are the emperor of the empire, as long as you don't bully my mother and are willing to take me to the imperial capital Qingcheng to eat the most famous three-flavored tile chicken, whoever I like to be with With whom."

Both Shi Caohuai and Xiang Yu laughed. These two completely incompatible reasons can only come out of the mouth of Lu Xun, who is eleven or twelve years old, but he has no sense of disobedience.

"Lu Boyan taught you this way?"

The fat man made a casual joke.

Lu Xun shook his head seriously, "Father said, the most important person you think should stay by her side, no matter who she is, what background she is, no matter who is standing behind her, it doesn't matter. Together, the last important."

The childish Lu Xun said such words full of life experience, the fat man knew that Lu Xun was not talking nonsense, it must have come from the mouth of the emperor who became famous for killing himself.

Although I don't know why Lu Boyan wanted to teach the young Lu Xun such profound truths, but Lu Xun lived up to the expectations of the Emperor Slayer, and he did the essence of the last six words extremely well.They are all called mothers, so how can there be a more important relationship than this?

At this moment, Xiang Yu didn't know about the relationship between Lu Boyan and the woman named Mo Qiqi. He was already dead at that time, but one day in the future, when he heard the story with his own ears, he suddenly realized that Lu Xun These things learned from the Emperor Slayer unexpectedly quietly affected the fate of the entire human world.

Lu Xun was even more proud to see that the fat man didn't show any sneer or denial.

"So, it doesn't matter who mother is with. You are just a fat man who has lost weight. You can use two hands to operate armor. Fortunately, you picked up a good starship. I don't bother to care about your past. Is it the emperor of the empire, I am your little senior brother, have you forgotten?"

Seeing the little guy's triumphant expression, Xiang Yu felt a sense of love in his heart, touched Lu Xun's head, and retracted it in time before he raised his hand to hit him. The soft hair between his fingers made him feel He couldn't help but let out a long breath.

"Okay, I fulfilled my promise and answered your question."

Lu Xun was taken aback for a moment, and then jumped up, "You liar, I was the one who answered you, so where did you answer me?"

The fat man shrugged his shoulders and smiled, "You asked me why I was killed by your father but I was still alive. I said that I was resurrected. Your father did kill me back then. As for the last question, did I change from a monster? Do you think it's important, isn't what you said just now the best answer?"

Lu Xun stayed for a long while, rubbed his head and thought for a long time, instinctively felt that the fat man seemed to be playing tricks again, but his words sounded quite reasonable.After struggling for a while, the little guy let out a cold snort from his nose, and walked out pouted, not forgetting to add a sentence when he reached the door.

"Don't forget that you promised me to eat chicken."

The fat man nodded with a smile.

……

When the cabin door was closed, the fat man sat back on the scary big bed that could accommodate ten people rolling over without rubbing the sides, patted the seat beside him, and said with a smile, "Come and sit?"

Shi Caohuai was taken aback, frowned and said, "Are you still in this mood?"

The fat man couldn't help laughing, "It's not the one who does it, but the one who sits down. You are a concubine with all manners, can you not change the settings so quickly?"

It was only then that Shi Caohuai realized that he had misheard, and a burst of blushing flashed, "What is black ink near ink? You didn't bring it. Next time, don't talk to me with that lewd smile."

"Understood, next time a gentleman will not move his mouth." The fat man sighed and replied solemnly. After Shi Caohuai sat down beside him, he suddenly turned over with a tortoise, and directly threw Shi Caohuai who screamed. Fell on the bed.

"Look at me, I'm good. If I make a mistake, I will correct it immediately. How about giving yourself something?"

The fat man's eyes instantly became more shameful than before, sweeping back and forth on Shi Caohuai's slightly parted red lips and plump breasts, as if it was difficult to choose between a fish and a bear's paw.

Shi Caohuai has never seen this kind of tricks before. He is only good at spiritual strength. In terms of physical strength, he can't compare with Xiang Yu's half-dragon body, which is comparable to a beast at the moment. He can't move when he is pressed under him. Wanting to break away, it's okay not to be like this, I just feel that something strange is happening to this shameful person, and I'm so scared that I don't dare to move anymore, but I can't stop begging for mercy.

"Okay, okay, you won, let's talk first, shall we?"

"Who are you talking to? It shouldn't be me who has no name or surname. At this time, it is usually effective to ask the king to spare his life?" getting closer.

Shi Caohuai burst out laughing, suppressed the smile on his face, and said, Your Majesty, please forgive me.

Seeing her strange expression, the fat man asked curiously, "Where are you thinking?"

It doesn't matter if you don't ask, but when you ask, Shi Caohuai can't help laughing, the flowers and branches tremble, the jade rabbit moves slightly, and the fat man almost drools when he sees it.

"There is an ancient card game in the empire, Dou Dizhu, you know, the biggest one in it is not the king, your king has already shown up, I can't suppress you no matter what, of course I can only spare my life."

"You..." Fatty didn't know that Shi Caohuai had thought so far, but Shi Caohuai's words had a pun, wasn't that what she meant by being crushed by him?Overwhelmed by the intelligence of this seductive woman, he sighed pretending to be satisfied.

"My ancestors and ancestors, you don't have to worry about the IQ of my offspring now. Whether you follow me or follow her mother, they are all geniuses."

The shameless sigh caused Shi Caohuai to spit, "Who is going to have a baby with you?"

"Would you like to say nothing, you have to ask the king."

Fatty kept on doing nothing, grabbed Shi Caohuai's soft and soft catkin and dragged it directly to his belly, put his mouth next to Shi Caohuai's soft ear, and said something softly.

"Your Majesty said, you are willing to sacrifice your life to accompany him in Xiaofengxing, and he will treat you well."

When Shi Caohuai touched something with his fingertips, he immediately felt that the charm in the mecha cabin of the mocking wind star had returned again, and was rushed by the strong man's breath in his ears and nose. half a word.

Xiang Yu held his red lips as soft as petals, guided Shi Cao Huai's unfamiliar movements back and forth under his abdomen with one hand, and stretched his other hand unceremoniously between the mountains, continuing the lingering days ago.

Both fish and bear's paw, I want it!