Fake Mechanic

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, screams resounded through the King of Eternal Night.

There are also cynicism one after another.

"What's your name, are you still a man?" The little girl did not leave as Shi Caohuai said, but her aura was more aggressive than before.

"Whether I am a man or not, you will know one day, ah, ah, lightly, it really hurts."

Xiang Yu bared his teeth and yelled, his head was pulled back and Mu Yueshan stood behind him holding scissors and grabbed his long black and blue hair. The fat man vented his head.

"You think it's troublesome to cut your hair, and now you scream like a pig without cutting any hair, what do you want?"

Yes, it's just a haircut, even though Mu Yueshan really wanted to cut the underside of this guy as well.

However, what happened made everyone feel very strange. The first time the scissors went down, the fat man jumped up like his butt was burned. Even Mu Yueshan was startled, thinking that she had poked the fat man, she lowered her head Seeing that not a single hair fell out on the ground, he immediately misunderstood him and pushed the fat man back into the chair.

However, no matter how hard the little girl works, her black and blue hair is like a molten alloy, soft and soft in the hand, but no matter how hard she cuts it, she can't stop cutting it. [

The unbelieving little girl got into the horns and cut her hair like flying, only to suffer from the fat man screaming in pain, and finally broke away from Mu Yueshan and ran around, begging for mercy and saying that I was wrong, I will never cut this hair again, what do you love? how.

Tianxia Ruoxue and Lu Xun were dumbfounded, but Tie Xinyi, who had watched the fat man swallow the soul blood crystals in Pu Laoxing, guessed something, and asked to smooth things over for him, "Is it because of the soul blood crystals, your hair is also Strengthened?"

The fat man nodded his head and said yes repeatedly. At this time, as long as the little bitch who is willing to go into a paranoid runaway state puts down the scissors, let him roll like a lazy donkey on the ground from the bow to the stern without hesitation.

Yulu Chengen's teacher, Cao Huai, walked in radiantly. After being grabbed by the fat man Hu Tian and Hu Di, she took some time to straighten her body. She rushed over when she heard the fat man's earth-shattering weeping and pleading for mercy. When she saw Mu Yue Holding the scissors, Shan ran after Xiang Yumancang relentlessly, she was startled, she thought it was a castration drama where her husband turned into a father-in-law, but she understood after hearing Tie Xinyi's explanation, she smiled and stopped talking.

The fat man thought it was a sensible person, but when he saw that Shi Caohuai was watching the show leisurely, he was so angry that his face was distorted.Isn't it just tossing you for a long time?Don't you understand the reason why women begging for mercy will only make men more excited at critical times?

Because Mu Yueshan no longer mentioned the matter of leaving, and Xiang Yu always felt apologetic towards her, he forgot to grab the scissors for a while when faced with the little girl's cannonball to pursue her. Tough as iron, even being touched by the sharp edge of scissors will feel pain, and I am more confused.

He thought it was too troublesome to take care of his long hair, and when he was on the bed, this head of black and blue hair hung down on Shi Caohuai's white and greasy body, which made him feel like he was playing with lily lace, so he was distracted , By the time you converge your mind and concentrate on conquest, the time has passed a standard time when the golden scales open.

From Shi Caohuai's point of view, it turned out to be Xiang Yu playing tricks and deliberately delaying the battle. In a standard hour, he made him climb to the peak of pleasure for countless times, and finally ended after calling for mercy. Now that the fat man is deflated, she is naturally happy Stand by.Shi Caohuai now fully understands Xiang Yu's "powerfulness", and she always thinks that she can't "suffer" by herself. Mu Yueshan and Fatty flirt and chase after each other. Not only is she not at all unhappy, but she is eager One of Dora's sisters went into the water.

It's best to take that Bai Lingxing girl together, so that I can relax, otherwise my physical strength will be too good, and with those teasing methods that I am ashamed to say, Shi Caohuai's face flushed slightly, and I just felt that there was something under my body. The crispy reaction came.

This scene of you chasing after me was finally over, and Shi Caohuai said to Xiang Yu, "You should be in the final stage of transforming the blood with the soul blood crystal, and you will be turned into blood, but I suggest you start absorbing it earlier. Other soul blood crystals."

Lu Xun was curious and wanted to ask for a dragon soul blood crystal to taste, but Ruoxue beat her back as soon as she stretched out her hand. The girl Bai Lingxing was not stingy with those few soul blood crystals, she was just worried that the thin and small Lu Xun would not be able to carry them.When chatting with Tie Xinyi, she heard her talk about the ordeal that the fat man went through, Ruoxue really didn't dare to think that Lu Xun could withstand such inhuman torture.

Fatty cried and asked Shi Caohuai to help him tidy up his waist-length hair and tie it into a long ponytail. This kind of feeling made him, who always considered himself a pure man, feel extremely uncomfortable.Do you want to follow the ponytail route to the end like that ridiculously beautiful ladyboy Fan Xiaoshan?

Tie Xinyi, who was also in a ponytail, looked amused, went over and touched her, and clicked her tongue.

"After the pain disappears, it should be possible to cut it off?"

After combing his hair, Xiang Yu turned around. [

The eyes of all the girls lit up. The fat man is no longer as fat as a pig. Originally, the two extremely thick black eyebrows seemed a bit too sharp, but under the relaxation of the long hair at the back of his head, a The not-so-handsome face actually exudes a unique masculine charm, and the two eyes are as bright as stars, adding a bit of brilliance.

Mu Yueshan was in a daze when she thought about yesterday's fat man with disheveled thatched hair, who grabbed bread like a zombie and stuffed it into his mouth, and was too lazy to temporarily deflect the entire starship so that the sun would not directly shine into his eyes. But it seemed to see another person, and suddenly felt a little strange when he was familiar with him.

This is the fat man I knew. I didn't expect this fat man to become so... good-looking. The little girl was distracted for a while.

She originally liked handsome men with long flowing hair, and she should have been happy to see the image of a fat man getting closer and closer to the dream lover in her heart, but when she thought of her father who was far away in the Scarlet Orange Star and the other man who didn't know when The elder brother who could be found, the little girl was a little resentful, and she was annoyed that she didn't give this fat man a pair of scissors just now.

Seeing his reluctance, Shi Caohuai said with a smile, "It's normal for you to be a half-dragon now, and you didn't have horns on your head. With so many of us around, I'm afraid no one will Comb your hair sooner or later?"

Fatty heard the connotation in Shi Caohuai's words, he chuckled, and his malicious eyes really slid around Mu Yueshan, but he didn't think too deeply.In fact, the little girl has a very strong personality. These days, she can't get rid of her knots, so it's not a bad thing to let it go for the time being.

He took out the few remaining soul blood crystals from his pocket, three pale yellow flood dragon seeds, and two cyan Kui seeds, and the fat man picked up a Kui beast soul blood crystal and threw it into his mouth without even thinking about it.

Idle is idle, and it is worthwhile to become stronger earlier. Looking at the close women and Lu Xun around him, Xiang Yu suddenly felt that the burden on his shoulders was a bit heavy.

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The Eternal Night Monarch moved towards Pulao Star at a seemingly slow speed that was actually several times faster than a fighter plane. According to Xiang Yu's original plan, the Deep Blue team could no longer be left aside. With this starship for activities The base is better than letting Chu Yanyiguang stick to a murloc town and protect the champion in modern times.

The only thing he hopes now is that Yiguang and the others don't leave too early.When he thought that the Eternal Night Monarch without the blood crystal of the Ye Fuhun soul could not enter the warp space jump, he felt a little bit pained.

Many years ago, the King of Eternal Night was secretly built because the coffin made of blood crystals of Ye Fuer's soul could provide almost inexhaustible transition energy, as well as the terrifying black energy extracted through a unique conversion device. A long time ago The fat man gave this kind of black energy beam with decomposition ability a name.

river of death.

Xiang Yu didn't know that the Federal Bureau of Intelligence and Research had discovered this hidden attribute of the divine coffin, but compared with this incident, the quiet change of another unknown event was more worthy of his vigilance.

Just after the Eternal Night King left the mocking wind star, Tie Qingyao did not order another imperial fleet that was quietly lurking in the outer star field of Pulao Star to intercept. Before the damn ss9 highest authority in the computer system, any attack on the Eternal Night King would be futile.

Only relying on manual operation and manual tracking and locking, the Third Fleet could only waste the extremely scarce crystal ore ration in vain, and it was impossible to destroy half a hair of that imperial ship.

Tie Qingyao, who knocked down his teeth and swallowed in his stomach, just had a gloomy face, and ordered the Third Fleet to wait in place according to the predetermined combat plan, waiting for the confidential information he learned from the federal "ally" to bear fruit and become A hearty meal on a plate.

The Ninth Expedition of the Federation, with as many as 120 starships of various types, should be able to slightly offset the frustration of letting that small starship escape, right?Tie Qingyao thought so.

To his satisfaction, this carefully watered flower of victory finally bloomed as he wished.

After the King of Eternal Night left Xiaofeng Star for more than 40 general standard hours, in a vast star field outside Pu Lao Star, one after another Federation starship jumped out of the warp space unprepared, and was immediately attacked by the ambushed nearby. An ambush by the Imperial Third Fleet.

There is not much suspense in this mentally calculated battle. Jumping away from the coordinates has always been the most important information in interstellar battles. It has always been encrypted and transmitted with the highest authority of the first sequence, and has never been subjected to similar ambushes. The batch of 27 starships that completed the jump were fired by a salvo from the Empire's Third Fleet, which detected space changes, and were smashed into a large pile of burning wreckage in the cold vacuum in less than 2 minutes.

Before the oxygen inside the wreckage was exhausted by the raging flames, the second batch of warp starships repeated the same mistakes.

The Third Fleet of the Empire only dispatched 36 Huben-class starships, which are good at attacking. In just over ten minutes, they swallowed up nearly [-]% of the combat power of the Federation Expeditionary Force that fell into the ambush circle one after another. Turning the bow of the ship, forcibly entering the transition space, and then walking away.

In the star field that was determined to be absolutely safe behind by the Federation, there were only a few floating cosmic garbage and the bodies of nearly [-] Federation soldiers. Cold and darkness were their final destination.

This new interstellar cemetery is only [-] light-years away from Pulao Star.

After the report of this unprecedented disastrous defeat was sent back to the federal star circle with Crimson Star as the core, tens of billions of federal citizens were shocked. For three consecutive days, candles of silent mourning could be seen everywhere on the streets of the administrative stars of the federation, as well as extreme anger. The voices of the people gathered under the White Tower like a tide.

This front-line defeat happened not long after all the lieutenants were specially installed with human body chips for the sake of secrecy. No matter how stupid the people are, they can think that this is definitely a spy among the high-level figures under the White Tower. The Nine Expeditions, a strictly confidential event, was not reported by any media in the entire Federation, but the news of the ambushes and the loss of soldiers and generals came. The people were out of anger and concealed it from all the people of the Federation, but they failed to hide it from the people of the empire. , those fat-headed bigwigs in the upper echelon were raised on synthetic feed?

The follow-up turmoil caused by this expedition that started with failure is destined to be huge, but in the eyes of several people who have already predicted the result, things have just begun.

It was late autumn in the year 225 of the federal ephemeris, and it was the season when the maple leaves were covered with frost, so this major event of the federation, which lasted for more than half a year, was called Frostmourne by later generations.