Fake Mechanic

Fatty has three treasures, Shameless, Qinglu and My Grass.

After a long time, when this sentence was circulated in the Federation and the Empire through whoever said it, many people insisted on the specific meaning of these three items based on rumors, and they always liked to argue endlessly after dinner.

Needless to say, shameless, Xiang Yu used to risk his life to fulfill a certain promise in his life, but he also did too many things that broke his promise and made him fat. His integrity is like a roller coaster, and he deserves this evaluation.

As for the clear dew, some people say it refers to the sharp short blade he loves to hide in his sleeve, but others say it actually refers to a few confidante friends around him who are idle and bored. As for the effect of wine, all kinds of husbands and wives are reasonable. It nourishes yin, strengthens yang, clears lungs, nourishes blood, nourishes spleen and kidneys, women can cure coldness, and men can hold gold guns. It is miraculous.

There are more differences in my grass.

People with a straight gut say that this is just a catchphrase that a fat man always likes to explode when he is depressed, shocked, and angry, but many people prefer two other explanations. One way to say "grass" is to imply that Shi Caohuai's status is hidden. The great beauty of Lanxin, who is the first among many confidante, is a pearl falling into the dust, and within ten steps, there must be fragrant grass; the other is Lei Cut and his mowing team who regard the enemy as nothing.

Later, the Deep Blue Team and the mowing team became known as Xiang Yu’s right-hand man, but to the outside world, the low-key Deep Blue is far less famous than the notorious Mowing. Mowing the lawn is confused, mistakenly thinking that it is the same group of people who blocked the bullet in front of the shameless fat man and wiped his butt afterward.

Fatty was not satisfied with such a statement. After a long time, he himself made up a sentence in private, what are the three treasures? The female fist punches and rolls all over the floor, this sentence must be more famous.

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In order to let Shi Caohuai accompany him for a ridiculous night unconditionally, the shameless fat man chose one night to sneak out of Tuibei Mountain and head to Pei's house alone.

Except for the black-bellied queen who had to be with him, he didn't bring anyone with him, because his idea couldn't be simpler.

The Pei family has a young girl, and the Pei family has a knife hidden in a box. If you want to see these two treasures, the best way is of course-steal!

Since it was to steal something, not to grab something, the power of Chi Beast came in handy. I tried it myself on Pu Lao Star that day. Although I was whipped by Yu Meixin and almost knocked out half of my teeth, It is impossible for the Pei family to be full of killers of Yu Meixin's level, not to mention that the fat man is no longer the fat man of Pu Laoxing.

It is summer in Qingcheng, even at night, the night wind is still mixed with wisps of hot air blowing past, as long as you sweat, a free layer of facial mask will stick to your cheeks in a short while, which is very sticky and uncomfortable , Every expression feels a bit laborious.

Xiang Yu learned that the weather forecast said that there would be rain in Qingcheng tonight, and that it would last for several days. He was impatient, and he was willing to wait for a few days, so he slipped down Tuibei Mountain without saying a word.

The Pei family is a wealthy family. Although Chunjunyuan is big, almost everyone knows about the Pei family mansion. The taxi drove Xiang Yu directly outside the high courtyard wall of the Pei family mansion. Xiang Yu glanced at the antique gate , walked around half a circle, as if measuring the area of ​​the entire mansion with his feet, finally selected a secluded place, and then began to strip and cut his pants furtively.

This is the only disadvantage of Chi Beast's hidden power, it must be naked.

But for a guy who has no sense of shame and can show off his round and ball-like figure calmly in front of everyone in the murloc town, it's cooler if he takes off his clothes. Anyway, you can't see me. It makes no difference whether I wear clothes or not ?

Gently turning up the high courtyard wall, a naked person felt the swaying of his crotch, flattened his mouth, and acted as if he had come to Pei's house for a walk around the birds, calm down, calm down...

Calculating the most likely location of the Qinglu Knife in his heart, Xiang Yu stood carelessly on the courtyard wall more than three meters high, condescendingly looked up and looked around.

The Pei family... is really fucking big!

Looking around, the lights are like stars. Although I have a certain general impression after walking along this courtyard wall for tens of meters, when I really see it, I still feel like looking for a needle in a haystack.The family residence of the Pei family is not inferior to the Hongyihui, which covers an area of ​​several hectares. The most important thing is that it is not a federal-style courtyard pattern of a castle-like mansion standing in the middle of green grass, but a typical empire. Garden architectural style, there are houses everywhere, and there are lights all around.

Where is this Nima going to find the Qinglu knife?

Even if there is no one in Pei's house, if he rummages through boxes and cabinets all night, he may not be able to find that knife in this sea of ​​lights...

"Pei's family in Chunjunyuan covers an area of ​​700 hectares. There are more than 64 people in the family. There are [-] large and small buildings. They are hidden in the gossip of the ancient earth era. Do you still want to continue to try your luck?"

Wei's voice sounded from the bottom of his heart, and without losing the opportunity, he added the last straw to Fatty's body.

Xiang Yu's momentum suddenly faltered, and he immediately got off the donkey, "Ahem, that's why I took you with me."

Wei has long been used to someone's shamelessness. She showed her figure in front of Xiang Yu's eyes. The translucent black dress lined with the little lights of Pei's mansion, as if she was covered with bright night stars.

"It's not impossible to help you, because I also want to know one thing."

"What?" Fatty always felt that Wei's tone of voice was a bit strange today.

"I really want to know what method you will use to win Pei Hongyu's heart. Directly hypnotize the other party, then steal the fragrance and jade, and let her offer the Qinglu knife by the way? Or force her to hand over the Qinglu knife, and then Overlord puts his head up and cooks raw rice into cooked rice?"

Xiang Yu was a little speechless. At first, when he was provoked by Shi Caohuai's words, he took the initiative to get into the hub with enthusiasm, but now it is really difficult to deal with it in retrospect.Although the pupil technique was used on Coquettish and Coquettish as early as on Crimson Star, there was a reason for it after all, and the pupil technique was just to make Coquettish and Coquettish look like a super handsome man, so she took the initiative to throw herself into her arms, at most it was a seduction, Forcing x is not counted, if you really do what Wei said now, it seems a bit out of character...

After struggling for a while, Xiang Yu suddenly realized that something was wrong.

"No, I heard you say this, why do you always feel a little gloating?"

Wei in the void smiled playfully and told the real reason.