Fake Mechanic

"what?"

"Pei Hongyu likes women?!"

This cruel, cold answer is actually not cool at all, so the shocked person stepped on the ground, fell directly from the three-meter-high wall, and fell heavily back to the secluded alley.

It's obviously a sweltering summer night now, but the fat man who is naked and about to have a big fight still has the sadness of being exiled for three thousand miles in the ice and snow, and his body and mind are cold.

Recalling the imperceptible smugness at the corner of Shi Caohuai's mouth at that time, Xiang Yu got up and looked up at the sky. After a long while, he finally let out a long sigh. The world is impermanent and the retribution is fast. I couldn't even find a place where I could feel pain.

Thinking of Huaijin Academy, a group of rich families who held Miss Pei as the chairman of the student union like stars and moons, still at a loss, he was even more speechless. I can't stop it, Pei Hongyu's gentle, cute and harmless appearance is actually...a lace heart?

Seeing the fat man quietly picking up the clothes and pants by the wall, and starting to put them on one by one, without saying a word for a long time, the black-bellied queen in the virtual vision asked curiously: "You don't want to know why I know?"

Xiang Yu unhappily lifted up the casual shorts, his face was like a newlywed's first night when he found out that his 15-year-old beautiful girl was a man [-] years ago, she put her bare feet into the pair of slippers, and knocked them The ground said, "You knew it early tomorrow, but you still have to wait until I take off my pants to say you know it. What's the point of knowing why you know it now?"

The tongue-twister answer contained strong resentment, and the fat man continued, "At first, I thought that tonight I could realize a little dream that all men have, but now it seems that the old saying is true, the dream is full, the reality Too skinny. It seems that my wish is destined to become a last wish."

Wei was amused by Xiang Yu's grievances, "Could it be that your intention was just peeping? Didn't you think of a one-night marriage?"

Xiang Yu raised his head and replied with integrity, "How can you women understand men's thoughts. In ancient times, Dong Yong peeked at the seven fairies taking a bath, and the second senior brother peeked at many fairies taking a bath on the way west. Why did you do so before? This plot appears in many books and movies, because a man's life is complete only after seeing a beauty take a bath! As for Pei Hongyu, I just lost half a game to Master Cao Huai, and she is not an outsider, so what does it matter? Sweet, there are many girls who are forced to push, do you really think that I am a psychopath, I like to see people lying on the bottom, crying and scratching?"

Wei said disdainfully, "The idea of ​​peeking at a woman taking a bath is perverted enough. But since you want to watch, as long as you are willing, which of the girls around you can escape from Wuzhishan?"

Xiang Yu shook his head slowly, and said with a serious expression, "They are different."

"Oh? I don't believe it. Let me ask you, if Shi Caohuai, Xia Ruoxue and Mu Yueshan all go to take a bath, who would you choose to peek at?"

The fat man put the loose T-shirt on his head, pulled the annoying long hair out from the neckline, and then replied with a more serious expression, "Do you really think I will do such vulgar tricks to my woman?" A matter of taste?"

You were not a high-end person in the first 16 years of your life. Before Wei complained, the fat man had tied up his long hair at the back of his head, and continued, "I will definitely swear to them sincerely and sincerely."

"You never peek?"

Xiang Yu straightened his clothes, raised his head and said with a smile, "For the peace and justice of the universe, please take me with you."

"..."

What is Summer Insects Unspoken Ice?For a shameless person like Fatty, even if you give him a dictionary, those words of etiquette, righteousness and shame will be blamed one after another, and the remaining words and sentences are almost like a golden vase.

Those who can elevate the pleasure of the boudoir to the same level of cosmic peace will be doomed to eat medicine for food in the second half of their lives.

So Wei directly chose to shut up, and the tall figure gradually disappeared, replaced by a miniature picture of Pei's mansion.

"In the current federation, I can help you locate based on everyone's chip signal, but this is the empire, and getting this floor plan is the limit of what I can do."

Xiang Yu shook his head while walking, "It's okay, I will find someone to guide me."

"What are you going to do? Pupil technique to open the way, force your way in?"

"No, I've changed my mind. This time I'm going to walk in through the main entrance."

Xiang Yu, dressed in an ordinary t-shirt, shorts and slippers, came directly to the main entrance of Pei's house, smiled at the security video surveillance head, waved his hand, and then rang the doorbell on the wall.

The hidden light screen popped open, and the light and shadow flickered twice. A man who looked like a butler looked at Xiang Yu a few times, and asked politely, "What can I do for you?"

Xiang Yu cleared his throat and said, "My name is Yin Tianchou, Pei Hongyu is at home, please tell me that I am his teacher, and I came here for a home visit."

The light screen dimmed, and after a while, the iron door opened automatically.

Xiang Yu said proudly to Wei from the bottom of his heart, "Have you been touched by my wit?"

"I hope you can also touch the Pei family, so that they will take out the Qinglu Knife with both hands and give it to you."

"Don't worry, it's fine."

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A servant of Pei's family had already welcomed this long-haired young man in the clothes that could not be seen as a teacher. After walking out of a section of the light screen, the man who looked like a housekeeper appeared, and led Xiang Yu into another building.

Xiang Yu cursed inwardly, even taking the road into sections and guides, do you want to make such a big show?

Wei secretly said to him, "Otherwise you can find the way?"

Fatty suddenly became honest.

There are 64 large and small buildings. Ordinary people may get lost without a guide. Although Wei gave a map, she didn't mark where Pei Hongyu was.

The fat man didn't expect that the butler would take him to a fitness gym, and what he didn't expect was that he even saw an acquaintance.

In the center of the self-cultivation hall stood a pair of young men and women, each holding a wooden knife and fighting, and the battle was very fierce.

The wooden knife boy doesn't recognize people, and it is Feng Yu who just got the Nine Strings Method not long ago.

However, what attracted Xiang Yu's attention more was the man watching the battle.

Sitting cross-legged on the sidelines, beside the man was a long sword with a sheath, Ushakin's sheath hoop and Baotou.

However, Xiang Yu's sharp eyes could see that the color of the twin tassels was a bit special, it was gray-black.

The man was concentrating on watching the changes in the competition, but Xiang Yu's eyes seemed to make him respond, and he turned his head to take a look.

At a glance, Xiang Yu's heart trembled.