cohabitation sister flower

Murong Xia Yu snorted and ordered: "Sit down."

"Yes." Wu Yan almost didn't make a military salute, and hurriedly sat back.

Murong Xiayu thought for a while and said, "Let's play tricky."

"Don't play." Wu Yan quickly vetoed it, playing brain teasers with an IQ person like Murong Xiayu, if I let others know, they will think I am crazy.

"We are asking for your consent, I am ordering you." Murong Xia Yu said dissatisfied. [

"I reject this order." Wu Yan said firmly.

"I'll get the kitchen knife." Murong Xia Yu stood up again.

"Play, let's play whatever the chief says." Wu Yan quickly changed his tune.

What kind of woman is this, she just grabs a kitchen knife every now and then.Surely no man would dare to ask for it in the future.When a man sleeps with his wife, there is a kitchen knife hidden by the wife's pillow.

"Let me start by asking." Murong Xiayu thought for a while and then said, "When you were walking in the field, you suddenly saw a snake, what should you do?"

Wu Yan did not hesitate to say: "Of course I took out the dagger and flew away with the knife. I cut off the snake's head with one knife. The snake meat is always delicious."

"Are you disgusting or not? No." Murong Xia Yu was very dissatisfied with this answer.

"Isn't it right?" Wu Yan asked himself in his heart, he had always done this before.There is nothing wrong.

"Catch it up and throw it out in a ball," Wu Yan said.

"That's not right." Wu Yan said, "What if it is a poisonous snake, what if it bites you before you roll it into a ball?"

"Find a stick and beat around the snake." Wu Yan thought it was right this time, to startle the snake, let the snake run away by itself.

"Smelly Wu Yan, why are you so violent, can't you be gentle? No, guess again, let me tell you, if you can't guess again this time, I will punish you."

Wu Yan is very aggrieved, isn't it just a snake, as for killing people?

"Can I find foreign aid?" Wu Yan found this question really difficult.

"Okay, I'll give you this chance." Murong Xia Yu snorted and said, "If you can't figure it out after finding foreign aid, I will punish you."

"Okay." Wu Yan immediately called the water snake. They are all snakes. They should know how to solve the problem.

"Hey, call me. Is Murong Xiayu bothering you again?" A lazy voice came from the water snake.

Wu Yan looked at Murong Xia Yu, smiled at her, then ran aside and whispered, "Water Snake, you are amazing, you have guessed it all."

"Look at what you say, people don't like to listen to it. I can figure out what it means to guess it." Water Snake said very dissatisfied. [

This guy doesn't look for him when he encounters any troubles, but Murong Xiayu is a special case. You said that a big man can't even deal with a little girl.I have eaten so many years in vain.

"That's right. Now that little girl gave me a brain teaser. If I can't figure it out again, she will punish me. Help me with my advice." Wu Yan whispered while covering his phone.

"You two are really good enough to chat." Water Snake said, "Tell me, what a brain teaser."

After Wu Yan talked about Murong Xia Yu's question, he asked, "If it were you, how would you deal with that snake?"

"Nonsense, I can't figure out such a simple question. It's useless to call myself a beggar. Of course, I took out the dagger and threw it at it. If I hit it, I can eat the snake's meat." The water snake said naturally.

This bitch is too vicious, you are the same kind, you are a water snake, it is a land snake.Although you are not in the same field anymore, you belonged to the same ancestor millions of years ago.

"That's what I said too, but that girl just said it wrong." Wu Yan regretted it, playing some brain teasers with this little girl, and he really had nothing to do.

"What else can I do if I don't do this. Is it possible to confess that snake?" The water snake said dissatisfied.

Wu Yan felt that he had made a fatal mistake. The water snake was also a killer, and her thinking was the same as her own. It was nonsense to ask this girl to be a foreign aid.

"Okay, you can do your work. I'm fine." Knowing that she couldn't get an answer from her, Wu Yan simply hung up the phone.

"Stinky man, I saw my old lady when I was using it, and threw it away after I finished using it. My old lady will never help you again." Water Snake threw away the phone depressed, and started to fiddle with the mask on his face again.

Wu Yan thought for a while, let's call that little fat guy, at least he is still a normal person.He just called.Murong Xiayu came over, snatched the mobile phone from him, hung up the mobile phone, and said: "You have already found a foreign aid. You can't find another one."

"But I haven't found the answer yet." Wu Yan said depressed.

"This is not my concern. Tell me your answer now." Murong Xia Yu said.

Wu Yan can't count on others.After thinking for a while, he covered his stomach and yelled loudly: "No, I'm coming out soon. I'll go to the bathroom first, and I'll give you the answer later."

Seeing that Wu Yan was about to slip away, Murong Xia Yu directly blocked him and said, "Give me the answer first, otherwise you don't need to go to the toilet."

We have to take care of this.People say it well, control the world, control the shit and fart.Although you are my employer, you can't take care of everything.

"I admit defeat." Wu Yan couldn't think of a better answer, so he simply admitted defeat.Beheading is nothing but a scar the size of a bowl, so what's the big deal.

"You have to think clearly, if you admit defeat, I will punish you." Murong Xia Yu showed a sly smile on his face.

"Manly tofu, I will do what I say. Since I admit defeat, I will accept the punishment." You can still kill me.I want to see how you punish me.

"After encountering a snake in the wild, of course I opened an umbrella and pretended to be Xu Xian." Murong Xiayu said it as a matter of course, "You can't even think of such a simple question. How can you be so stupid after following me for so long? ?”

——Wu Yan said dumbly, this is fine. [

"Now you are going to accept punishment." Murong Xia Yu had a playful smile on his face.

"Whatever." Wu Yan sat on the sofa, how could he have such an answer.If you meet a snake, you have to dress up as Xu Xian, and if you meet Juliet, do you have to have plastic surgery to look like Romeo?

"Wait for me here, don't run away like a fool. I'll go up and get something." Murong Xiayu felt that it was still unsafe, and Wu Yan was just being lazy, and then threatened, "It's okay if you run away, anyway, you know me s method."

"I won't run away, you go and get it." Wu Yan snorted, why did he always feel that this bitch was messing with him.

Murong Xia Yu laughed a few times, then ran upstairs.