cohabitation sister flower

When Murong Xiayu came down, she was holding a women's skirt in her hand. She threw the skirt on the sofa and smiled triumphantly: "Smelly Wu Yan, I would like to accept the bet. Since you lose, you should accept the punishment. Put this dress on."

Wu Yan fell off the sofa directly, pointed at Murong Xiayu and said, "Murong Xiayu, I warn you, don't go too far. Are you perverted in your heart for letting me wear women's clothes?"

"Stinky Wu Yan, try again. If you lose, you have to wear it." Murong Xiayu saw that Wu Yan didn't wear it, and threatened, "I went to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife."

"Take it, let me wear this clothes, it's better to kill me directly." Wu Yan got up from the ground depressed, and said indignantly.

I really thought of what it is, dammit, if people know that I wear women's clothes, the wisdom of this life will be ruined in one fell swoop. [

Seeing that the kitchen knife was not working well, Murong Xiayu pointed at Wu Yan and said angrily, "Okay, I'll burn your underwear right now. I'll make you regret it for the rest of your life."

"Tch, Teacher Cang is gone. There is also Teacher Muto, Teacher Ozawa, and many, many teachers. I'm afraid you are evil."

"You burn it. Anyway, I've had enough of that woman. I'll find another woman when I have time." Anyway, I can't wear this dress even if I'm killed.

Murong Xiayu pointed at him angrily, when it comes to Lai, she is really no match for Wu Yan.He said fiercely: "Smelly Wu Yan, you must wear this thing today."

"I won't wear it." Wu Yan sat on the sofa and ate potato chips.

"I, I, I'm going to call my father and say that you molested me." Murong Xia Yuhuo said from the bottom of his heart, aren't you an idiot? If my father knows that you dare to bully me, no! Returning your three layers of skin is not enough.

Wu Yan is not happy now, if he really did that, he would just say it.But I didn't even touch this girl's hand, so I was charged with such a big crime.Isn't it wrong to die?

"Student Murong Xia Yuda, I solemnly warn you, don't talk nonsense, and don't ruin my innocence for nothing. When did I molest you?"

"I said yes, and you see—I'm in good shape, so don't you take advantage of me?" Having said this, Murong Xia Yu's face suddenly turned red.

This girl just took a look, and before she could see clearly, she was called molesting her, and she will not be allowed to live in the future.

"I just looked at you, and I didn't insult you. You must speak clearly." Wu Yan said dissatisfied.

"Hmph, did you think you had any thoughts when you saw me?" Anyway, Murong Xia Yu was not the kind of hypocritical woman, so she asked loudly.

"No." Even if there is, I can't say that there is.

"You're lying, my body is so good, with a bulging front and back. You can't have no thoughts. Unless you are not a man. You are definitely not a man. You are a eunuch. You are a father-in-law. You are not small--" Even Murong Xia Yu No matter how powerful she was, she was still a woman after all, so she didn't say it out until the end.

Although Murong Xia Yu didn't say what she said later, but she could still figure out what it meant after thinking about it.Wu Yan was furious. As a normal man, he was pointed at by a woman and said that. Where is the dignity of a man?

"You are not a man." Wu Yan said loudly.

"Yes, I'm not a man in the first place." Murong Xia Yu smiled without haste, "Stinky Wu Yan, let me say that I have a weak heart."

"You're the one with a guilty conscience, your whole family is guilty." Wu Yan also began to chat about Murong Xia Yu's tricks.

"Smelly man, I don't have a good thing. Today, I will destroy you on behalf of the moon." After Murong Xiayu's little temper came up, he stretched out his foot and kicked Wu Yan's crotch.At the same time, he yelled, "Super sharp and unstoppable legs." [

Everyone said that he was not a man anymore, and he even kicked him there.Is this woman really mentally ill?

Wu Yan sat up from the sofa and hid on another sofa: "Murong Xiayu, you can't do it just because you say it. At least you should tell me."

"Tell your sister. Super enemy cat's claw skill." Murong Xiayu said, scratching Wu Yan's face with both hands.

Wu Yan turned away from Murong Xiayu and ran upstairs without saying a word.

"Smelly Wu Yan, let me see where you are going." Murong Xia Yu followed closely behind.

When Wu Yan ran back to the room and was about to close the door, Murong Xia Yu's hand stretched directly into the crack of the door.

You can't pinch her arm off.

Wu Yan was completely speechless, and asked with a bitter face: "Murong Xiayu, what exactly do you want?"

"Accept the punishment and put on that dress." Murong Xia Yu had expected that Wu Yan would not dare to pinch her hand off before she dared to stretch it out.

"Can you change the punishment?" Wu Yan asked after bargaining.

"No." Murong Xia Yu said, "But if you win next time, I can still take off my clothes."

In the end, under the absolute violence of Murong Xiayu, Wu Yan had no choice but to put on that pink dress.After he got dressed, he repeated again: "Murong Xia Yu, only you and I know about this matter, God knows and the world knows, don't tell a third person."

"I see." Murong Xia Yu replied casually, took out her mobile phone from her hand, and before Wu Yan could react, she immediately took two photos of Wu Yan.

"You're going too far. Delete the photos quickly." Wu Yan said as he was going to grab the phone.

"If you dare to come over, I will immediately post the photos on the Internet." Murong Xia Yu threatened.

"You are so hateful." Wu Yan now has the heart to kill her. It seems that Murong Xiayu has been following him for so long, and under his influence, his intelligence is getting higher and higher.

"Let's move on to the next question." Wu Yan said depressed.

Murong Xiayu nodded, bounced to the sofa and sat down, looked at Wu Yan with a half-smile and said, "Let me ask a simple question."

"Stop." Before Murong Xiayu could say anything, Wu Yan interrupted her, "Don't talk about such idiotic topics as meeting a snake and pretending to be Xu Xian. If we have the ability, let's do a serious brain teaser .”

"Hmph, this must be a serious question." Murong Xia Yu patted her chest and assured her, "You know Monkey King, right?"

"I know." Wu Yan replied.

"It's good to know." Murong Xia Yu said with a smile, "The question I give you is very simple, just ask you whether Monkey King is a man or a woman?" [

Wu Yan felt that he had been greatly insulted, one of China's four great classics, well, although he had never read it, he should have watched it on TV.Taking another ten thousand steps back, I have never watched TV, so I must have heard of it.

Wu Yan thought it was a trap, hesitated and said, "It's a male monkey."

Damn, how can monkeys talk about men and women? If you want to talk about men and women, okay? They are waiting for me at this place, Murong Xiayu, you underestimate me too much.Wu Yan couldn't mention how happy he was.