cohabitation sister flower

"Wrong." Before Wu Yan was happy, Murong Xiayu poured cold water on him, "I'll give you one last chance. If you guess wrong, I will punish you."

Wu Yan was very angry, and always felt that this little girl was cheated.What's more puzzling is whether Wukong is a male monkey or can he be a female monkey?If this shit is spoken out, the Huaxia people will not be drowned in spit.I don't even know the four famous masterpieces.What a waste of this beautiful yellow skin.

Wu Yan thought for a while but didn't answer immediately, and said, "I'm asking for foreign aid."

"Give you a chance." Murong Xia Yu said while shaving her fingernails.

Wu Yan made a phone call to Xiaopang, and the person on the other side quickly answered the phone: "Angkor, what do you want me for?" [

"Ask you two questions. Don't think with common sense." Wu Yan didn't talk nonsense with him, and said directly, "What should you do when you encounter a snake in the wild?"

"Open an umbrella and pretend to be Xu Xian." There are many jokes on the Internet.Angkor, you are too outdated. "

Wu Yan cleared his throat. Since Xiaopang knows this question, Wukong's gender should also be known.Thinking of this, he then asked, "Is Wukong a man or a woman?"

"Nonsense, of course it's a man. There are many versions about Wukong and the goblin falling in love. Especially the bone spirit and the fox spirit. That love is simply shocking. And let me tell you—"

Wukong is in love?Wu Yan was quite surprised. He really didn't know what kind of cubs he would give birth to if he married a bone spirit or a vixen spirit.

"Stop talking nonsense, this is wrong." Wu Yan interrupted Xiaopang before he finished speaking. He was talking about a male monkey just now, and Murong Xiayu had already vetoed him.

"How can it be wrong. Angkor, you have time to read more books. There are a lot of love history about Wukong in it. Alas, the world can't match love after all. In love, there is no gender distinction, no age distinction, and no species. as long as you love each other—”

"Get lost." After Wu Yan finished speaking, he immediately hung up the phone. I asked you to help me find the answer, not for you to talk about love with me.

"Have you found the answer?" Murong Xia Yu asked confidently, as if she knew that Wu Yan would definitely fail.

"Wukong is a male monkey." Wu Yan also gave it up, gritted his teeth and said.

"I'll give you one more chance. Do you want to modify it. Maybe Wukong is a female monkey." Murong Xiayu said seductively.

The more this happened, Wu Yan became more determined about Wukong's gender.Humph, I want to modify it, but there is no door.He said loudly: "Don't change it, Wukong is just a male monkey."

Murong Xiayu shook his head, looked at Wu Yan with a rotten look in his eyes, and said lightly: "You are wrong, Wukong is a female monkey."

When Murong Xia Yu said these words, Wu Yan seemed to feel thunder in the sky.How can this be.Wukong has been in China for hundreds of years.He believes that everyone in China knows that Wukong is a male monkey.

Could it be that Wukong went to Thailand for sex reassignment surgery?But there is no need, he will change 72 times, he should have the strength to be a man if he wants to be a man, and a woman if he wants to be a woman.

"Tch, did you feel unbalanced after I gave the correct answer, and you deliberately called Wukong your mother? Murong Xiayu, you are still a trendy person in vain. Don't you know the love between Wukong and Bone Demon?" , and his scandal with the vixen."

"Let's talk, would you like to marry a pig?" Murong Xia Yu rolled his eyes and said, "What kind of love do you think can happen between a monkey and a pile of bones?"

Wu Yan said dumbly, and finally said quite unconvinced: "That's not right, how do you prove that Wukong is a female monkey?"

"Leopard skins, red leggings, black leather boots, and pole dancing. To sum up, Wukong is definitely a female monkey." Murong Xiayu said with a sly look on his face again, "I would like to bet and admit defeat. How do you want to punish you?" [

- That's fine too.

Wu Yan was about to cry.Wukong likes this one, can't he? The good golden cudgel makes this girl say it is a prop for pole dancing.

It is estimated that if Wukong heard Murong Xiayu's words, would he take his steel pipe and hit Murong Xiayu hard on the head?

"This doesn't count. You can't tell that someone is a female monkey just from his clothes. This doesn't count." Wu Yan said, shaking his hands again and again.

Murong Xia Yu said: "Smelly Wu Yan, you don't mean to play tricks again, do you?"

"It's not a question of playing tricks. It's obviously a controversial question. So I think the correct answer is still up for debate. This one doesn't count. If it counted, I wouldn't play."

Murong Xiayu curled her lips, waved her hands greatly and said, "Just this one time. The next question is about Wukong."

Come on, she got into a fight with others.

"Stinky Wu Yan listened to the question, why was Wukong crushed by the Buddha under the Five Fingers Mountain?"

"Idiot, do you still need to ask?" Wu Yan doubted Murong Xiayu's IQ, and said, "Of course he offended the Jade Emperor when he caused a disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, and the Buddha invited by the Jade Emperor took him in. Murong Xiayu , if you ask such idiotic questions again, I won't play with you anymore."

"Are you sure it's the answer?" Murong Xia Yu asked again.

"Very sure, [-]% sure. This time I don't even need to find foreign aid." I really thought I hadn't watched "Journey to the West".Although I haven't read the book, I have watched TV.

"No." Murong Xia Yu said proudly, "It's not because of Wukong's rioting in the sky, but because Wukong pissed on the hands of the Buddha, and the Buddha got angry and pinned him down under Five Fingers Mountain."

Wu Yan remembered that when Wukong and Buddha made a bet, Wukong said that he would be able to turn over a hundred and eight thousand miles with one somersault, but in the end he still couldn't escape from the palm of Buddha, and even took a dip in his hand.

"How about it, admit defeat?" Murong Xia Yu said triumphantly, "Now, you go around the yard for me."

"You asked me to go out dressed like this?" Wu Yan reacted, shaking his head repeatedly and said, "Impossible, I won't go. Even if you kill me, I won't go."

If he dressed like this and went out for a walk, where would he put his man's face?

The most poisonous woman's heart, Murong Xiayu is more vicious than women.

"Smelly Wu Yan, I am willing to admit defeat. Since you lose, you will be punished." Murong Xiayu yelled loudly when she saw Wu Yan playing tricks.

"It's not fair. Every time you ask me to answer. Of course I suffer. In this way, I will also ask you a question. If you can answer it, I will not walk around the yard, I will walk on the street." Can you circle around?"

"Okay, that's it. Let's start." Xiao Mian, dare to play intellectual games with me, and see if I don't kill you.I am known as the king of brain teasers.

ps: I'm going out to look for a job soon, and now I have more, I don't think it will be updated in a few days.Let me tell you in advance. [