Pokemon the wrong way

Hidden side mission: "Big Mac Evolution!" Completed.Reward: Miss Joy's Miracle Calcium Tablet x1

Xiaoyou's hidden mission was successfully completed.And the rocket... the phantom trio's actions also failed logically.

Even though it was three times the size of an ordinary carp king, it couldn't resist the power of the machine just by relying on the tricky skills of water splashing and jumping.When the giant carp king was about to be dragged away by the submarine, a tear from Ms. Flash Joey made the giant carp king decisively explode the seed, and evolved in a burst of dazzling white light...

Although the evolved giant Gyarados was not as big as three times the size of the standard Gyarados, it also had a terrifying body length of more than 20 meters, and the mouth with huge fangs could stand directly in it... ...It didn't even use any skills. The huge Gyarados just flicked its tail, and the trio of the Phantom Group, including the man and the submarine, flew into the stars in the sky.

"It looks so cool..." Xiaoyou checked the prize in the inventory, and looked at the huge tyrannosaurus making out with Ms. Shining Joy with some jealousy - the relationship between this guy and Ms. Joy after evolution is the same as before The two-meter-long ferocious face was rubbing back and forth on Miss Joy's body with a blushing front.

Well, after evolving into a blue Gyarados, the blush on his face is quite obvious...

"...cut, forget it." After hesitating for a while, Xiaoyou decisively gave up the idea of ​​hitting this huge tyrannosaurus.Not only because I don’t like water elves very much and I already have a Gyarados, but looking at the happy smile of Ms. Shining Joey and the huge Gyarados together, Xiaoyou felt that if she took this Gyarados If you take it away, there is a high probability that you will be struck by lightning. "We are the ones who will use the green caterpillar to instantly kill Mewtwo in the future, just an overgrown Gyarados..."

As for whether Miaomiao and the others will report information about this huge tyrannosaurus to Boss Sakagi, Xiaoyou is not worried at all.As an existence that has chased Xiaozhi all the way and almost traveled all over the Kanto, the experience of the trio in rare elves is unmatched by Xiaoyou—at least Xiaoyou has never seen a super-giant fast dragon and poisonous dragon with a height of tens of meters. Stingy jellyfish, and I have never seen a big rock snake whose whole body is made of crystals. If Miaomiao and the others report all this, they will not dare to talk about being promoted to a cadre, at least their salary should be doubled...

So what Xiaoyou is thinking about now is: Who should give this magical calcium tablet?

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After pia flew the "Phantom Group", Xiaozhi decided to bid farewell to Miss Flash Joey, and went to Naipuru Island to challenge his second orange alliance badge (some pseudonym: we will go around saying that we have already won three badge?).Based on the principle of fairness—definitely not out of some kind of dark psychology—Xiaoyou didn’t tell Xiaozhi their information about the Nepru Gym and Xiaodan, but let them experience it for themselves...

However, Xiaoyou told Xiaozhi and others the news that the Four Heavenly Kings Kona would visit Little Orange Island. As a result, Xiaoxia, who admired "Master Kona" so much, screamed with excitement, and almost released starfish on the spot to swim directly to Little Orange Island , only calmed down after being held back by Xiaojian and Xiaoyou explained that the time was still early.

"Xiaozhi!" Xiaoxia, who couldn't fly to the idol immediately, shifted her firepower to Xiaozhi who was lying on the side and was shot, "We will drive all night! Then we will challenge the gym early tomorrow morning! After getting the badge, we will Immediately set off to Little Orange Island!"

"How can it be so fast... Well, I will try my best!" The protest of the passionate idiot collapsed in an instant under the powerful momentum of the star chasing girl...

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After reuniting at Little Orange Island, Xiaozhi's trio boarded Chenglong and headed to Naipuru Island to get raped by an older youth—although Xiaozhi was probably the only one who was cheated, there is a cable car at the foot of the mountain.And Xiaoyou continued to take the air route, returning to Little Orange Island to get a place to challenge the king of heaven...

It's just that a small incident happened on the way, which shocked Xiaoyou quite a bit.

It was when passing through the Seven Fruit Islands to rest for the night, Xiao You received a contact from Hang Ping from Takeda House in Rainbow City. The male owner of fake glasses said that the sales of pink dyed fruits were very smooth. I am very interested in turning my elf into a lovely pink color. Most of the stock of 100 pieces has been sold. Mr. Hang Ping has sent the payment in advance and expressed the hope that the next batch of supplies can be sent over.

It is of course a good thing for Xiaoyou to be able to make money from dyed fruit, but when Xiaoyou happily withdraws money from the elf center, and prepares to purchase from the system store and send it over, she finds out sadly——due to the detection of new market conditions, the system The price of related items in the store has been updated... The unit price of dyed fruit (pink) has directly increased to 290, and the current stock has been sold out, and the refresh countdown is 720 hours...

"System, you're so weak! Will you get pregnant if I earn some money!"

In addition to the pink dyed fruit, the remaining ten dyed fruits of other colors are even more disastrous: Although the price has not risen but dropped to 390 pieces, the stock is only 10 pieces of each kind—in short The meaning that the system wants to express is very clear...

I don't mind if you make a small change of 10 yuan, but want to make a fortune from this?Hehehe...

In the end, Xiaoyou had no choice but to buy ten kinds of colored dyed fruits in desperation, and honestly sent them to Rainbow City at a cost of 400 each, and attached a note with the package saying that there were only so many of them per month. Let's see how it works...

Although you can make another profit with an offer of 500 yuan or even higher, Xiaoyou doubts that if you do this, the inventory refresh time in the system store will directly add a few zeros...

In short, a certain fake girl's dream of getting rich was shattered like this...

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Suffering a heavy psychological blow, Xiaoyou also lost the intention of traveling around, and returned to Xiaojuzi Island one day ahead of schedule while flying straight all the way.Just after putting the fossilized pterosaur into the elf ball, two bluffing teenagers came up together:

"This trainer sister, come and fight with us as elves! With my Squirrel/Little Fist!"

"..." Xiaoyou turned her head expressionlessly, and looked back and forth at the two brats dressed as trainers with her pupils dilated several times—this kind of strange eyes, as if a zombie was looking at a dead person, made the two look for him at the wrong time. The unlucky kid who got on the wrong opponent subconsciously shuddered—slowly parted his mouth (not a typo...) to reveal a piercing smile. "Okay, I just need to find a way to release the pressure and say..."

"Uh, this... I just remembered that my mother told me to go home early for dinner..."

"It's okay, it will be resolved soon... Look up, Geng Gui..."

Teenagers are being tortured and killed...

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"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

After giving a valuable lesson in life for two young trainers who were fledgling at first glance, Xiaoyou's mood improved a lot, so she wandered slowly all the way to the elf center.Thanks to Geng Gui's hard work in creating "special effects", those enthusiastic trainers on the road are afraid to look for the ominous purple-black aura that keeps emitting from his body. girl"...

"It was unexpectedly effective!" Xiaoyou continued to exert the effect of acting characteristics, maintaining a hollow and strange smile on his face, and asked Geng Gui to work harder to create low temperature and "unknown atmosphere", and then he saw the vacuum around him with satisfaction. The scope has expanded again——As for whether it will cause any urban legends in Xiaojuzi Island, that's not what Xiaoyou needs to care about.

In fact, "at dusk when the sun and the moon alternate, the ghost girl trainer exuding coldness and resentment will appear at the docks and elf centers, dragging the souls of innocent people who have rashly fought against them into a state of fear and despair." The abyss..." Such urban legends have begun to spread faintly...

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In the Elf Center, Xiaoyou signed up for the Kona King Challenger Selection Competition from Ms. Joy, and got a challenger candidate badge and two snowflake-shaped decorations.

"The trials will start at 7:19 am tomorrow and end at [-]:[-] pm." Ms. Non-Flash Joy from Little Orange Island explained to Xiao You, "The trainers who participated in the trials wore alternate badges and used snowflakes as snowflakes to each other in the town. The bets are one-on-one, and the number of snowflakes used as bets for each battle is not limited. The winner can get the snowflakes of the loser. After the deadline, the top six trainers with the most snowflakes can win the battle with Kona King This is my chance—little sister, please do your best tomorrow!"

"The last sentence 'Little Sister' is redundant..." The corner of Xiaoyou's mouth twitched, and she took the room key from Ms. Joy, preparing to go to bed early and go out to "harvest" early tomorrow...

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the next day.

"...Strange?" Xiaoyou frowned and said to herself.Obviously I ran out early in the morning, obviously hung the alternate badge as a logo in a conspicuous place on my chest, and obviously the streets are full of trainers who seem to be full of enthusiasm, why has no one challenged me?This is different from what Xiaoyou had expected.

Even when Xiaoyou took the initiative to approach a trainer, the girl with twin ponytails turned around and ran away in horror, and could vaguely hear the other party calling "ghost girl", "urban legend" in a crying voice. "God's...

"...Did you make a fuss yesterday?" Xiaoyou touched his nose, turned around and walked back to the elf center. Five minutes later, a boy with golden hedgehog hair and three beard-like birthmarks on his left and right cheeks, who could be seen as a single-celled boy, ran out of the elf center, raised his hands and shouted: "Yoxi! We must do it today!" Work hard, let's say whoever gets the most snowflakes!"

This typical hot-blooded stupid behavior of shouting at the sky quickly attracted hatred, and a trainer wearing glasses who looked very gentle came over: "It seems that you are a trainer participating in the selection competition, come with me How was the battle?"

"Okay! Then I will block all the two snowflakes!" The blond boy naturally agreed, and threw the poke ball out, "I will become No.1, so that everyone will agree with me! Come on, Nine Tails!"

"Well, although the rule is that both sides throw the poke ball at the same time..." The man with glasses sneered and took out a poke ball, "but since you are so impatient, I won't be polite... go, mosquito-repellent frog! Use the water gun!"

"Nine Tails, use the heart beheading technique! (Dig a hole!)" the blond boy shouted.

The man with glasses was taken aback: Is this a magical move?

Nine tails waved its front paws, dug a hole in the ground and got in, dodging the water jet sprayed by the curious frog, and rushed out from under the mosquito frog's feet after a while, and lifted the mosquito frog to the sky with one end.

"Use the distraction technique next! (Singular light!)"

The man with glasses decisively messed up in the wind: What the hell is this...

Nine-Tails' eyes lit up, shooting a strange multicolored light, hitting the Mosquito-repellent Frog that had just landed on the ground, and the two big blister eyes of the Mosquito-repellent Repellent Frog immediately turned into the same spiral pattern as its belly, without a head. Mindlessly wandering around...

"Good job Nine-Tails! Give it the final blow, Profound Truth—Shenra Tianzheng! (Supernatural power!)"

The man with glasses collapsed: What a mess this is...

Nine-Tailed's eyes flashed blue, and the mosquito-repellent frog, which was still in chaos, was suddenly sent flying by an invisible force, and when it landed on the ground, it had already lost its combat power and got mixed up...

"Yeah! Win!"

"This, this is not scientific!"

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