Pokemon the wrong way

"...In other words, if I go to the shrine of Grandma Lingjin and rent a goo, I can get here through the forest last night without any effort?"

"Yeah, and the fee is very cheap..." Wearing an antique priestess costume, with a white cloth belt on her head, she looks like a goblin, driving the same shrine on the other side of the enchanted forest with the same warning sign and engaging in the same goo The only thing that is different about Gu’s rental business is that “the beauty is ten times stronger than the other end.” The golden bell old woman nodded and said, “I’ve never seen a case like you directly defeating a mischievous elf in the forest and rushing over by force. of."

"Uh, hehe..." Xiaoyou could only say "hehe" at this time, letting the 1000 million Kentaro pass by.

In fact, it didn't take much effort for Xiaoyou to deal with the ghost elves that harassed the travelers.Although the number of ghost stones and Gengars in this forest is a bit beyond Xiaoyou's expectation, Xiaoyou, who is familiar with the characteristics of this kind of elf, let a few elves shoot a volley of evil waves, and they almost disappeared in seconds Most of the ghosts, Stone and Geng Gui, and the remaining three or two kittens didn't make any waves under the influence of seeing through, miraculous eyes and sense of smell.But then Geng Gui’s eccentricity flared up again, and he pestered Xiaoyou here to establish his status as the "boss" of the ghost-type elf - the method was naturally symbolic persuasion and then decisive force suppression. Anyway, Yameng needs to upgrade, experience Anyone who is worth anything is always welcome-and the result is that the night is almost exhausted.And out of some subtle emotions, Xiaoyou didn't capture another Ghost Stone or Gengar, nor did he have the idea of ​​capturing them and giving them to the Rockets...

But spending most of the night is not completely fruitless.At least before leaving the forest, Geng Gui's new younger brothers "voluntarily" offered a lot of "tributes" to the bosses-most of them were various items left by travelers who were frightened and teased by them in the past, such as dust-covered A bowler hat, a sneaker with only one left, a cracked stained glass ball, a half-bitten biscuit...

Of course, the "tribute" is not all rubbish. For example, a khaki, potholed, and dilapidated object with an unknown material that can barely be regarded as a crown is recognized by the system as a very valuable item:

Evidence of the King: When the elf carrying this item uses an attack skill and deals damage, there is a 10% chance to make the target cower.Mosquito Frog carries this item and then evolves into Bullfrog King through communication, and Silly Beast carries this item and then evolves into Hippo King through communication.

If it weren't for this ugly king's certificate, the moldy compressed biscuit that made Xiaoyou have bad memories alone would be enough for a certain puppet to summon seventeen villains to repair the ghost stones and ghosts in the forest meal...

Then Xiaoyou kept picking and picking with a big bag of tatters during the second half of the journey through the forest, while Geng Gui happily opened the way ahead with the khaki tattered crown on his head.On the ground along the way, from time to time, you can see garbage that was judged by Xiaoyou as worthless and discarded... It is said that these garbage were all picked up by the ghost elves who followed far behind - in their view, this Probably the new "boss" couldn't bear to take away his treasure, so he ordered his "servant" to return the treasure to him in this way...

As for Xiaoyou’s appraisal results are as follows: an equally inconspicuous gray-black stone with edges and corners was confirmed as a hard rock that can increase the power of rock-type skills by 20%, and Xiaoyou assigned it to the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus—this piece The small stone disappeared after being sucked into the hole in the palm of the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus rex; a bottle of soda that Xiaoyou dared not drink even though it said it had expired, and a bottle that was said to increase caracalla and gala Gala's thick bone stick with twice the attack power - this kind of useless thing was thrown to the system store by Xiaoyou, and it was exchanged for hundreds of dollars in elf feed fees; there are also two bottles of advanced treatment that can be used Spray and an empty Poké Ball...the rest was thrown on the path in the Bewildered Forest...

——— Wave of Evil———

After passing through the Bewitching Forest is Dongmen Town, which is a large modern city wrapped in the skin of a town.There seems to be some big event going on in this town right now, with brightly colored posters and leaflets posted everywhere, Xiaoyou picked one up from the ground and looked at it:

"The annual Raphael Elf Performance Conference is held in the downtown square today..."

"Bilibili--"

A dazzling flash of lightning flashed not far away, and as soon as Xiao You looked up, she saw a leaky, meow-shaped hot air balloon falling down in the direction of the central square. Department of mice...

"..." Xiaoyou stood there with a serious expression and thought for a second, "Well, the hallucinations in broad daylight must be the sequelae of the Bewildered Forest..."

Then he calmly turned around and entered a hamburger restaurant on the side of the road.

Anyway, Musashi Kojiro and Meow Meow, their vitality is about the same as that of the undead lvmax himself, and they are only flown by pia once at most...

……

After eating, Xiaoyou strolled slowly to the central square to watch the so-called elf performance, but... was disappointed.

The fire elves perform jumping through fire hoops... Performer, are you bullying the audience, don’t you know that fire elves have the property of causing fire?

Hu Di performed super powers to bend spoons... This Xiaoyou really doesn't want to make any comments.

There is also a combination fountain performed by water-type elves... This is a bit technical, and it can use the water gun skills from time to time, but the problem is that the performances are all water-type elves. For Xiaoyou, looking at a group Wet, sticky and greasy guys crowded together on the stage is a blinding show...

In the end, the grand prize was a combined dance performed by two beautiful flowers. It is said that they are the evolutionary branch of the stinky flower, but the appearance is much smaller and cuter than that of the overlord flower. Performing difficult tumbling movements while using petal dance skills, the beautiful cherry blossom-like petals floated all over the audience in an instant. The technical and powerful performance won warm applause from the audience...

Of course, excluding Xiaoyou...

In Xiaoyou's view, there are two green aliens jumping around on the performance stage...with root-shaped hands, and a tentacle-shaped lower body composed of a dozen thick fleshy leaves. It is a miniature version of a huge flower like the overlord flower. The rhizome of the flower is just inserted into the scalp, revealing clear veins under the skin...

Compared with the two-dimensional image in the illustrated book, this domineering and curious image made Xiaoyou kneel on the spot...

This product is also called Meihua...

The grass-type elves are the most annoying!

……

So Xiaoyou, whose heart was hit hard, rode on Duduli with tears in his eyes, and left the east gate without even saying hello to Xiaozhi—this guy is also here, and he seems to know the owner of the beautiful flower who won the championship. town.Walking forward with a feeling of grief and indignation, all the wild elves who jumped out of the eyes on the road and the wild elves who were hit by a little back were all resolutely sentenced to death and executed immediately...

Then in the next evening, Xiaoyou arrived at the town of Linqiu, which has a long history and cultural heritage, and antique street buildings.Because of a certain historical event, the local Miss Junsha and the police officers uniquely used the city's unique elf thread ball-a compound property of insects and poisons, a six-legged green spider-like ball with a unicorn on its head. Elf……

Most of the magnified insect-type elves are natural novelty-hunting types...

And in Threadball Town, which is named after this kind of elf, it can be said to be everywhere...

So Xiaoyou, who gritted her teeth and reluctantly lived in the elf center for one night, burst into tears again...

The bug-type elves are also the most annoying!

……

Then, Xiaoyou arrived at Tianmu Town, a high-end residential area for rich people who belittled manor villas.Xiaoyou, who didn't intend to stay too long, accidentally bumped into a pet raised by a rich and handsome lady, the ordinary elf Blue...

A pink, hairless shar-pei dog full of fangs, wrinkled and floppy...

Xiaoyou squeezed Duduli suddenly, and flew across Tianmu Town...

Ordinary elf, I hate you!

……

After passing through a natural forest park, after seeing the frightened horned deer inside, Xiaoyou's mood was relieved to a certain extent.Although this ordinary elf called Scary Horn Deer is no different from ordinary deer except that its nose and tail are a little bigger, and its antlers have a little more personality, so it won't attract Xiaoyou's desire to catch it, but at least it is better than those strange creatures that I have seen before. better...

After resting here for a while, finding an unoccupied place and releasing seventeen elves in turn to get some air, Xiaoyou continued to move forward...

Sure enough, the ordinary department still has a conscience!

……

Then, Xiaoyou came to Jihua Town, which has a lot of rivers and beautiful rural scenery.The biggest feature here is the "Marsh King Protection Regulations". It is said that this kind of elf can maintain the water quality of the rivers around the city, and there are corresponding folk activities in the local area, which seems to be coming soon...

But the marsh king is a water elf...

To be precise, Marsh King perfectly interprets Xiaoyou's definition of a water-type elf...a wet, slimy, and greasy mixture of fat salamanders and salamanders...

Due to local regulations that cannot harm the Marsh King, Xiaoyou resisted the urge to turn into a "Hunter D" to wash Jihua City bloody, and took out a portable teleporter to replace the fossil pterosaur...

"Don't stop all the way, fly directly to Kikyo City!" Xiaoyou shouted loudly on the fossilized pterosaur.

"All the water-type elves are dead!!"

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