Pokemon the wrong way

————Note: The title of this chapter is the product of cerebral palsy, cerebellar cramps, and brainstem atrophy after the author Sanguan Houkai’s Zombie, and has no direct connection with the content———

"..." Wearing a small white beret, the girl with long light green hair tied behind her head, with long sideburns and neatly trimmed bangs, is crying with tears in her eyes, which is enough to make any gourmet grieve and indignant. At the speed of cardiac arrest, I threw all kinds of top-grade sushi in the square bento box into my mouth...

By the way, this girl is wearing a neat black Team Rocket uniform, which is just similar to a wretched uncle with serious terrorist tendencies. There are additional red stripes on the collar and cuffs of the girl's Team Rocket uniform.

"Slow down, don't choke, no one will fight with you..." Xiaoyou said so comfortingly, but she held another layer of bento box in her hand, and put the fried shrimp inside into her mouth time after time ——The result of this is that the green-haired girl devoured—this description is not inappropriate at all—and the speed of sushi accelerated.

"#%*#￥%~&! (You are obviously grabbing it!)... Woo!!"

It is obviously unscientific to eat at such a speed that exceeds the limit of human physiology, so the girl choked as a matter of course.

"Look, it's said that no one has snatched it from you..." Xiaoyou hurriedly handed over a bottle of fruit juice and milk, and took the last fried shrimp in the lunch box in his mouth...

We didn't do it on purpose, after all, if people who have been hungry for too long eat too much at one time, it is harmful to the body-it is definitely not because they are addicted to eating Kojiro's fried shrimp in Yezhi Town...

……

"Huh—" After 10 minutes, the green-haired girl threw away the bento box, which was as clean as if it had been washed, clasped her hands together and took a deep breath: "Resurrected!"

"Then, let me introduce myself again!" The girl stood up straight and stood at attention with a slap, "I am a special elite member of the Rockets, number 007, Macchiato codenamed 'Black Lily'! Please take care of me when we meet for the first time." !Captain Lily Xiang! And, thank you so much for saving your life this time!"

No matter the serial number or the code name, even the name itself has a slightly sloppy green-haired Rocket girl, Macchiato, who is in high spirits at the moment, and Xiaoyou are at the kitchen door closed by crystals on the first floor (the kitchen door is densely packed with under attack Then there are traces of healing...) The dying and haggard appearance when they first met was completely different—Xiao You almost suspected that if Macchiato really starved to death at the kitchen door, she would definitely become like Sister Sadako or Aunt Kayako Such wraiths...

Or should it be said that it is right to become a new species of ghost-type elf?

"Speaking of which, I have a question..." Xiaoyou asked after thinking for a while, "I let my elf make a hole in the outer wall of the crystal body. Although it is a bit troublesome for the crystal to regenerate itself, but If you just want to go out, just punch a big enough hole in one breath and jump out before it heals, right? How can you be trapped in it for so long?"

"This..." Macchiato, who is the girl of vitality, smiled embarrassedly, took out two elf balls from her waist and threw them out together, "You can tell by looking at my elf... "

Two elves jumped out of the white light emitted by the elf ball - a green spider thread ball with human face markings on its stomach, and a purple-black skull ghost shrouded in thick purple-gray smoke.

"The skills my ball of thread masters are poisonous needles, silk spinning, entanglement, spider webs, and poisonous diamonds." Macchiato pointed to the two elves and introduced their skills one by one, "while Guisi's skills are hypnosis. , tongue licking, black eyes, cursing, dream eating, and poisonous fog. Basically...so..."

Xiaoyou can fully understand what Macchiato means: "Basically" all the elves in Macchiato know are control, negative status, continuous damage, and auxiliary skills, "so" they lack the ability to blast away the crystals at once. Wall, explosive high attack power...

Among the few direct attack skills, the damage value of the poisonous needle is more reflected in the additional poisoning effect. The damage caused by hitting the crystal is probably not as fast as its regeneration speed. As for licking the tongue, it is even worse. No hope...the crystals are not panna cotta...

"Should I say that your elves are seriously biased?" Xiaoyou shook his head and said with a smile, "And the number is too small, right? As an elite player..."

"At least six elves should be gathered together, right?" Macchiato chuckled indifferently, "Well, Captain Lily Xiang is the reserve cadre appointed by the boss, this is almost an open secret, and it doesn't matter if I tell you .The A-level special force I belong to has a different fighting style from the general members..."

Macchiato pulled out a black metal lily flower from behind, and turned it into a slender stick with just a twist and a pull. The green-haired girl skillfully turned the stick a few times with one hand After the last meal, a small hole was poked out of the floor: "Our A-level troops, the strongest combat power is what we say!"

"..." Xiaoyou was silent.It turns out that there are many humanoid elves in this world besides my old sister and mother...

"The members of the A-level special forces rely on their own skills and various high-tech mechanical equipment provided by the headquarters when performing tasks, so they don't have many elves, and they all tend to be auxiliary." Duo was still trying to introduce the characteristics of the unit he belonged to, and his triumphant appearance made people feel that this guy was just showing off. "Some of the more powerful members of the beast—well, like some blond omelet-headed idiot—can easily take out a couple of normal alliance trainers, or a whole bunch of wild elves without even using elves. explain……"

"But they couldn't break through the crystal wall." Xiaoyou decisively decided to pour a bucket of cold water with ice over it, "and almost starved to death."

"Woo!" The green-haired girl, who was so proud that she almost stretched out her tail and shook her head just now, was suddenly silenced by a blow. A little bit of research data, all of them are equipped with infiltration equipment, so I didn’t expect to encounter such a situation!”

"Yes, it is not you who are at fault, but the world..." a certain pseudo-mother comforted without sincerity.

In short, Xiaoyou now has an extra humanoid, talking elf—combat power +1...

perhaps.

————Rocket A-level special forces portable individual combat stick gg-04 electric shock enhanced type———

"Musashi, I have joined the members of the 'Advance Force' here, how is the situation on your side?" After subduing... we mean the humanoid elf Macchiato of Team Rocket, Xiaoyou moved and used The communicator is in contact with Miaomiao and his group.

In order to save some face for the A-level elite who almost starved to death, Xiaoyou called Macchiato "the advance force" in the communication with the trio.

In fact, after stepping into the second floor of the villa, Xiaoyou felt as if she had entered a different world.Corridors, rooms, doors and windows, and so on all disappeared. In the dark space, as far as the eye could see, there were criss-crossing columns of dendritic crystals and purple crystal balls of various sizes emitting dim light. Only a long row of floating Stairs with twists and turns made of long strips of crystals in the air... Such an environment made Xiaoyou worry about the safety of the trio—it seemed that it was no longer a problem of being flew by pia.

"We are progressing pretty well now... Gududu...we are advancing towards the top of the tower...gududu...and we saw that little elf named Yandi...gudududu...it is carrying a very The strange girl who seems to be able to transform, is fighting with the little devils... Gudududududu..."

"... Musashi, what are you doing?" Xiaoyou said that she couldn't ignore the series of suspicious "gurgling" sounds of water, "Are you swimming?"

"Well, this...it's a bit hard to describe." Musashi's voice seemed to be struggling, "Anyway... Captain Lily Xiang will know when you come..."

"Well, at least Musashi and the others didn't encounter any major trouble." Xiaoyou, who was relieved a little, took Macchiato and ran up the suspended stairs of the crystal.

At the end of the stairs leading to the "ceiling", there is an opening through which a bright light pours down.After going up from this cave to the "third floor", the key scenery of Uno suddenly changed, from a dark and strange space to a "red" sky with white clouds, flowers everywhere, and an endless grassland.

"The scenery here is almost a replica of the 'green field' outside." Macchiato exclaimed in a low voice, "except for this pink sky..."

Macchiato, who was imprisoned in the villa as soon as the crystallization phenomenon appeared, naturally did not know that most of the green fields were almost covered by crystals now.

On the flower plain on the third floor, where the background of the sky is slightly weird, there is a floating staircase made of long crystals like the previous space on the second floor, which connects to a hole in the sky—the passage leading to the fourth floor mouth.

In this way, this cottage version of the green field does not seem to be as big as it seems...

"That, Captain Lily Fragrance?" Macchiato said suddenly.

"...Ah, I saw it." Xiaoyou nodded slightly, looking at the three light blue elves that appeared out of thin air not far away. "It looks like we've been discovered."

Although the whole body is made of blue crystals, Xiaoyou can easily tell what the three elves are from their appearance: they have thick and long tails like reptiles, with a translucent meat ball at the end, only the head and a sheep-like creature with thick wool on its neck and bare hind legs called Mianmian; The elf is a baby bear; the rest is like a super miniature African elephant, but without ivory, and the elf with a thick cuticle protection on the ears and long nose is also very straightforward, called the little elephant...

These three elves are all elves unique to the Chengdu area that Xiaoyou had seen at the elf exchange meeting in Leaf Town. They were brought out by ordinary people who were not trainers as pets.Since none of them are elves in a fully evolved form, apart from being cute in appearance—on this point, Xiaoyou has reservations about Mianmian—they are relatively weak in terms of combat effectiveness.However, it is not easy to say whether the combat effectiveness of this "cottage product" composed entirely of crystals is still consistent with the prototype.At least looking at the aggressive posture of these three crystal elves, the possibility of their fighting power being stronger than the genuine ones is frustratingly high...

"That, Captain Lily Xiang?"

"Well, I understand." Xiaoyou stretched his hand to his waist, and gently pinched a few elf balls, "It seems that we can't easily go to the next floor if we don't kill these walking glass crafts went."

"Well, that's not what people mean?" Macchiato shook her head, and took out her metal lily flower that can transform into a long stick, "Captain Lily Fragrance, you can go ahead and say—the crystal elf here Leave it to me, Macchiato, to handle it."

"...Can you do it alone?" Xiaoyou glanced at the green-haired girl beside her, hesitated for a while, and then put the poke ball back in her hand. "Don't force it, okay?"

"Say it with peace of mind!" With a shake of one hand, Macchiato turned the lily flower into a long stick, and with the other hand, he took out a metal ring with four cross-shaped spikes and a thin chain from somewhere. Come, and click the chain of the ring to the end of the stick with the lily. "Don't underestimate the A-level special forces, Black Lily number 007!"

"That's not what I mean either..." Xiaoyou shrugged, "I ate so much before, so is it okay to exercise vigorously now?"

"...Ugh!"

ps1: In the Super Dream special chapter, Domino with the A-level number 009 once used a tulip-shaped stick to fight against the flying mantis. .So the magic of the humanoid elf army is not all lies. .

ps2: The lethality of eva theater q. .Anyway, after reading the download, I silently threw q together with the sequence and break I downloaded into the recycle bin and then emptied it. .The recent Sanguan collapsed among the zombies. .Update God's. .possible. .perhaps. .perhaps. .Will not be very stable. .