Pokemon the wrong way

Today is another sunny morning.

This is a forest beside a certain mountain road in the Johto area.Wisps of warm sunlight shines through the branches and leaves of the treetops, the air is filled with the fragrance of dewdrops and green grass, and the wild elves can't help but let out miserable howls, everything looks so harmonious and warm...

Well, it does seem like there are weird things mixed in.

"Missing the head hammer!" A voice that didn't sound very harmonious and warm sounded in the woods.

"—" A strange-looking little elf covered in cyan metallic luster uttered a metallic vibrating sound, and the columnar body suspended in the low air receded slightly before rushing forward. There was a faint blue light on the head of the eyeball, and the surrounding light seemed to be affected and rippled.

And the one targeted by such a powerful skill was a panicked grass elf.It has an oblate green bulb-shaped body and short root-like limbs, and a yellow flower that is also flat and flat on the top of its head—if it is not for the three-dimensional novelization of the system's cheating, it should be considered a cute shape Elf……

However, the owner of the cyan metal elf obviously didn't have any plans to "pity the fragrance and cherish the jade".With the funny scream of "Bobo!", the innocent green grass elf who was just going to come out to bask in the sun was directly hit by Missing's head hammer and disappeared into the depths of the forest...

"It flies so far...is that why it's called Shuttlecock Flower?" Seeing the direction in which the green elf flew, the trainer of the metal elf glanced at the introduction information provided in the elf illustrated book, and shook his head indifferently. "Don't worry about that trick... Iron Dumbbell, let's continue to find monsters!"

"——" The iron dumbbell rolled its big red eyes, made a metal vibration sound again, and kept floating at a low altitude, following, um, the boy with purple ponytail... Nian.

……

It has been quite a few days since the bug-hunting conference where the judges collectively lost their minds or simply had a shady scene (this possibility is really unlikely, because Xiaozhi can't think of such a "smart" way to bribe the judges).The resentment of not getting the championship reward due to unscientific reasons-in fact, it is just a basically unused evolution stone and 1000 yuan-has also dissipated over time .The current Xiaoyou did not go to Yuanzhu City, where the famous Yuanzhu Gymnasium is located, as recommended by Xiaozhi and his party in the alliance manual, but entered the mountainous area, looking for another place nearby. A gym beats wild elves by the way...

Well, killing monsters to gain experience, and avoiding Xiaozhi's unscientific aura by the way is the real point. Xiaoyou will not admit such baseless nonsense.

"It should be around here, right?" Xiaoyou got out of the woods and stood on the road halfway up the mountain, looking down the mountain. "The fighting gym that Ms. Joy mentioned..."

"Ah?" At this time, Xiaoyou saw a figure running over on the mountain road, who seemed to be jogging in the morning, followed by a short figure, if nothing else, it should be an elf.

"The people who will do morning exercise here must be the local residents...you can just ask for directions." Thinking of this, Xiaoyou immediately walked forward with a smile on her face, and waved to the approaching figure, "I'm sorry to disturb you one time!"

"What's the matter?" The running figure had already come to Xiaoyou's side and stopped, and asked while making steps on the spot.

This is a strangely dressed girl who looks not much older than Xiaoyou.Strange refers to the clothes she wears. The ultra-short-sleeved beige crop top and the mini skirt of the same color are all made into a Chinese-style cardigan style with navy blue trim. The knee-high boots are in the The knees and insteps are lined with something like a hard protective pad, and the forearm is wrapped with thick cloth strips. The whole person looks like a fighter or something...

As for the girl's hairstyle... Xiaoyou, who named her giant pincer mantis "Char", said that the hairstyle of the other party is very "Haman"...

"Well, I'm an elf trainer from Zhenxin Town..." Xiaoyou nodded politely to "Miss Harman", "I would like to ask, is there a fighting elf gym nearby? ?”

"Ah! You must be talking about the Genzo style?" The girl who was asked seemed to be very happy for some reason, and asked excitedly with her hands folded on her chest, "What are you doing there? You want to become a disciple ?"

"Disciple? No, no, no..." Xiaoyou froze for a moment, then shook her head. "It should be said that I went to challenge, right?"

"Uh, challenge, challenge?" For some reason, the smile on the red-haired girl's face became stiff, "So you're here to kick the gym!?"

"Kick gym? You can also say that." Thinking about what she said to the gym that came to challenge her before, Xiaoyou nodded. "So you must know where the gymnasium is, can you tell me how to get there?"

"I can tell you the location of Genzangliu..." The girl stared at Xiaoyou and took a few steps back, then tapped her palms twice with a serious face, and the little elf who was following the girl immediately jumped forward. "But you have to beat me first!"

... What is this unfolding?Inexplicably, Xiaoyou looked at the small "alien creature" jumping in front of him with a black line on his face - a humanoid structure with a height of about 1.3 to 1.4 meters, with an exaggerated three-headed body ratio with big head and calf; There is no obvious nose on the big brown head with a thick pointed horn (this horn adds a lot to the height...), only a black hole-like eye and a wide mouth like a crack, and hanging from both sides of the head It is probably an organ of an ear or something else; the oval body covered with a layer of blue short hair protrudes from the seemingly slender but actually very strong limbs, with gray cuticles on the wrists and ankles, From a distance, it looks like it is wrapped in bandages; the palms and soles of the feet are also disproportionately large compared with the arms and legs, and the soles of the feet, which also have blue short hair, have three sharp claws on the front and back...

"Look at that bandage-like wrist guard, this guy should also be..." Thinking so, Xiaoyou quietly pointed the elf illustration book in his pocket at this big-headed elf——

Kebolang, an upside-down elf, constantly rotates his body to perform kicking skills, and can maintain high-speed rotation...

Ke Bolang, fighting system, characteristics of intimidation/technician/unyielding heart, racial value...

"Sure enough, it's fighting." Xiaoyou sighed secretly—of course it's not because of the attributes of the little elf named Ke Bolang, whose characteristics can be deduced just by hearing the name, "and still exposed his specialties to the fullest." Such an obvious fighting style..."

Although the name of the elf shown in the illustrated book is written as "Ke Bolang", the pronunciation in the electronic speaker is closer to "Capoeira" - a kind that even a dead house like Xiaoyou knows before crossing. Famous for its gorgeous visual kicking skills, the fighting skills of enemy chieftains—the reason why it was written as Kebo Lang is probably to echo the two famous fighting elves in Kanto, Shawarang and Abilang...

Coupled with the description of the illustrated book and the appearance of Ke Bolang itself: the introduction of "upside-down elf" and "continuously rotating body"; A large head with sharp horns like a spinning top... Xiaoyou looked at Ke Bolang almost with pity:

It must be hard to fight other elves, right?Even before he touched his hole cards, his opponent had already seen them all...

"Speaking of which, none of the humanoid elves look good enough..." Xiaoyou turned her head to look at her own strange power, "I think you are a muscular lizard man from the philosophy department now. Upstream level..."

"I am the heir to the head of the Genzo-style fighting elf dojo, Chihaya!" the fighting girl with Harman's head patted her chest and said loudly, "Send your fighting elves, I don't know if you come to kick the gym girls!"

"We're not girls!" The density of the black lines on the dummy's head was increasing.

"Hey! It's a lie!"

……

"Although the situation is a little more complicated, but in short, as long as I win you, you will take me to the gym?" After a waste of time, Xiaoyou glared angrily at the fighting type Haman in front of him. The head girl——as revenge for a certain dummy who had already decided to call this girl named Chihaya—had already put one hand on her waist. "One on one, and you can only use fighting elves? Is this a special rule of your gym?"

"Of course!" Chihaya clasped her hands in front of her chest with a confident expression on her face. "We are a fighting elf dojo, of course we have to use fighting elves to decide the outcome!"

"Cut..." Xiaoyou curled her lips slightly, and quietly put back the Lich star's elf ball that was already in her hand. "Good thing I had it on me... Come out, Billy!"

"Oh~" The muscular lizard-faced brother with four arms and a muscular body of turquoise, wearing only a metal belt and a black sexy underwear, jumped out of the poke ball with a burst of white light, and landed for the first time One thing is to yell, and then habitually pose a few classic bodybuilding poses. The tall and muscular figure is in stark contrast to Copo Lang's slightly funny appearance.

Although because of the quota limit, even if Xiaoyou gave Weili a somewhat spoof name system, it would not provide Weili with additional attribute bonuses like Geng Gui and the others, but Xiaoyou didn't care - anyway, he chose this name It was just a momentary idea of ​​his playful nature, and Guai Li did not reject this seemingly simple new name that actually contained a very profound philosophical meaning...

"It turned out to be strange power..." Chihaya's expression looked quite solemn, "Is it really aimed at our source... Then, the battle begins!"

"Cobra, use the roundhouse kick!"

"Sure enough, it's a gorgeous kicking skill..." Seeing Ke Bolang jumping twice in place and then attacking with a beautiful roundabout kick, Xiao You still had an expression of indifference, "But your current What the opponent is best at is zero-distance wrestling and hand-to-hand combat, and exchange-style defenseless fights?"

"(Billy, catch the opponent's roundabout kick, then use) Explosive Punch (return it)!"