Pokemon the wrong way

The battle with Chihaya No. [-], a pink-haired girl with a Harman hairstyle, was not a thrilling [-]-round battle.Although the fighting girl's Ke Bolang used the creative tactics of using the centrifugal force of high-speed rotation to enhance the power of the three-kick skill, but Billy, the strange power of Xiaoyou's family, also seized the opportunity of Ke Bolang's high-speed rotation on the spot. A buff called Hugeness was added, and as a result, Ke Bolang's three consecutive kicks did not drop in seconds, strengthening his offensive and defensive power, but was disrupted by the backspin kick of the muscular man of the Philosophy Department on the inverted head Rhythm and balance, followed by being firmly grasped by four big hands...

What would happen if a big-headed, calf-legged alien who is good at flexible kicking skills is caught by a philosophical uncle who specializes in hand-to-hand wrestling?Although there will definitely not be such an unsavory plot as Ke Bolang being dragged into the grove and having sex, which is popular with very few people, but Xiaoyou will definitely vomit blood and go blind, but because the battle location is a mountain path, it is still easy to get away with it. Can find large slopes or protruding rocks to perform the skill connection of hell rolling plus earth throwing, which is called "hell throwing" by an unscrupulous trainer...

So, well.

……

"...This is my home, Genzo-ryu dojo." Standing in front of the gate of an antique Japanese-style mansion with white walls and blue tiles, Chihaya said with a very reluctant tone with a stinky face. "My grandfather, the head of the dojo is inside."

"Oh..." Xiaoyou raised her head and looked at the building in front of her slightly.The walls and bricks and tiles look very old, but they have obviously been tidied up with care, and they don't give people a sense of dilapidation. The still solid wooden door is still carved with a circular pattern of intersecting fists and feet. "It does look like a gym with a long history... I think the badge should be the same as the pattern on the gate, right? But speaking of it... why didn't the system give the task? Could it be that the old problem is happening again..."

"Grandpa, I'm back!" When Xiaoyou began to question the character of a certain son's system with black lines, Qianhao had already stepped forward to push open the door and shouted inside. "And...someone came to kick the gym!"

"Oh, the kicker?" An old man with a wrinkled white beard in a taupe gown and a pentagonal hat opened the paper sliding door of the mansion in the courtyard, and walked along the path paved with stone slabs with thick clogs and slippers Papa Papa came over.

"Well... the old man is the current head of this Genzo-style fighting elf dojo, so is Genzo." The white-bearded old man walked in front of Xiaoyou unhurriedly, stretched out his hand and rubbed his chin to look at the pseudo-mother trainer , "Are you Shirou who has been looking around for fighting dojos recently? I didn't expect to be such a young girl..."

"No, my name is not Shiro, nor is my surname Wei Gong, and I don't know how to make swords, repair home appliances, and drive bulldozers... And I'm a boy." Xiao You repeatedly waved his hands in denial, and for the sake of being an old man, he didn't agree No angrily yelling or taking out pots and throwing them in the other person's face. "I'm Xiaoyou, an elf trainer from Zhenxin Town, and I'm here to challenge."

"Really, it's not Shirou? Hmm... It seems that the old man has admitted the wrong person, I'm sorry." It may be that the elderly have more life experience, or it may just be the relationship between beard and wrinkles. In short, after learning about Xiaoyou" So cute, he really is a boy." After that, Genzo's expression didn't change much. "But since you are here to kick the gym, as the head of the old man, you can't refuse... Come with me."

"Grandpa, don't be careless." Qianzao cautiously reminded from the side, "This guy is very powerful, even I was defeated by him..."

"Ha!" The old man exhaled heavily through his nose deliberately, raised his head and glanced at his granddaughter with undisguised contempt, "It's normal to be defeated by your flashy fighting skills like dancing, right? ?”

"Nani!?" Fenmao No. [-] frowned as a matter of course. "His fighting skills are not only good-looking! They are also very strong in actual combat!"

In Xiaoyou's impression, Kebo... No, Capoeira seems to be a fighting skill that was originally developed from dance, and this was actually reflected in the battle with Kebolang.Although Ke Bolang's every kick is full of speed and strength, it is like a dance practice. The timing of the attack is full of rhythm, especially when using high-speed rotation and three consecutive kicks. At that time, the "left, right, left" attack routine was as standard as the "quick, slow, quick" of the dance beat...

Although such a rhythmic fighting method has indeed improved Ke Bolang's attack power, and it looks more gorgeous than ordinary elves, but it also makes the attack traceable. If it is a battle between masters ( A certain dummy brazenly said, "Of course we are masters!") This beautiful-looking fighting style is simply tantamount to clearly stating one's attack intentions to the opponent, and it is a way of fighting to the death without a doubt— —In fact, if Kebolang’s opponent is not monster power... No, to be precise, except for monster power, Xiaoyou would be able to perfectly dodge Kebolang’s three-stage attack...

Hmm... well, it's a perfect dodge or defense - after all, for a large meat shield that uses unknown prohibited drugs, the challenge factor of the word "dodge" is really a bit high.

Of course, seeing the girl from Chihaya blushing and "arguing with reason" with her grandpa who acted like an old lady, Xiaoyou wisely decided to let these remarks rot in her stomach for the time being...

……

Ignoring the "series of exchanges of opinions in a cordial and friendly atmosphere" between the grandfather and grandson along the way, followed the old man Genzo through the mansion, and Xiaoyou came to the battlefield in the open space in the backyard.

"A one-on-one duel between Genzo, head of Genzo-ryu, and challenger Zhou Fangyou..." Although the exchange of opinions was not very smooth and his face was not very good-looking, Chihaya still consciously ran to the center of the field to act as a referee functions. "start!"

"It's still limited to fighting-type Pokémon, right?" Xiaoyou, who had already fought Chihaya once, naturally knew the special rules of Genzo-ryu, and decisively threw the strangely powerful Pokéball from the beginning. "Go for it, Billy-kun!"

"Oh!" A white light flashed, and the muscular brother Gui from the Department of Philosophy once again struck out in a bodybuilding pose.

"Strange power... This is indeed an opponent worth fighting." Genzo looked at Xiaoyou's strange power with a serious expression, and slowly reached into his bosom to take out a poke ball. "Then here I am..."

"Come out—" I saw Genzo yelling loudly, raising the poke ball in his hand high, and performing consecutive moves including golden rooster independence, twist somersault, and diamond stardust fist (you read that right, this one really has... …) including a series of movements that are quite difficult for the elderly, and finally threw the elf ball forcefully with a posture similar to that of a professional baseball pitcher: "Hao-power-hey!!"

Accompanied by a "click" that even Xiaoyou, who was standing on the opposite side of the battle field, could clearly hear, Genzo's old face suddenly became as white as paper, and his movements, which were barely a bit imposing, suddenly became stiff as if in a comic performance .

"Woo..." Chihaya groaned and raised her hand to cover her face, "At this time..."

"Uh uh uh..." Genzo let out a sound like the final wail of a slaughtered animal, and slowly knelt down on the ground while supporting his waist, "Sh, it's down to my waist..."

A drop of cold sweat dripped from the top of Xiaoyou's head: "If you have a bad waist, don't do so many difficult movements..."

10 minute later.

"Well, is it really okay?" "Actually, we can really fight another day..."

"It doesn't matter!" The old man Genzo stood up again, put a gray-white medical retainer on his waist, and leaned on his crutches with both hands and said loudly, "As the leader of the challenger, there is no reason for the old man to avoid the challenge !"

"Actually..." Xiaoyou hesitated and said, "Anyway, I have nothing to hide after I have fought with Miss Chihaya. My Billy has no defensive characteristics. As a powerful trainer, Mr. Genzo, you You should understand what I mean, right?"

The so-called no-defense feature has the effect that the skills of the elves on both sides will definitely hit. That is to say, it is not literally sacrificing defense for attack, but sacrificing evasion for hit.This is a very practical attribute for monsters whose attack and defense attributes are strong but whose speed is relatively short. Xiaoyou replaced the original perseverance attribute with it early on.

Now the little elf sent by the old man Genzo is actually the pre-evolution form of Weili. It is a bit shorter than the strange power, and...

Xiaoyou standing opposite can clearly see that although the blue muscles on his body are still strong and tough, and the iconic bodybuilding pose after getting out of the poke ball is also well done, Haoli's long lizard-like face Still unavoidably covered with fine wrinkles just like its owner—elfs generally don’t look old, to the extent that the wrinkles can be seen with the naked eye can only show that the age of this hero is really the same Getting older... No matter how high the level of Haoli itself is, the decline in physical strength and state brought about by the years like a butcher's knife is inevitable.Then let Haoli take this natural non-dispellable debuff and the strange power with evolutionary advantages and system attribute bonuses to play blood exchange fights under the constraints of no defense characteristics...

Xiaoyou feels like she is bullying an old man, and she will feel guilty...

"Hahaha! Of course the old man understands... cough cough! What do you mean, young man..." Hearing Xiaoyou's words, Genzo just laughed, "But, don't underestimate the power of the old man! The salt he has eaten is more than Your strange power has eaten more rice! If you don’t believe me, come and experience the subtlety of the Yuanzang style fighting skills that have been passed down for hundreds of years!”

"...Although it sounds powerful, my Billy only eats berries and elf food...and what happened to that suspicious pause just now!"

"Cough! Young people don't care so much!"

……

"Cut!" Since Chihaya, who was the guest referee, had already announced the start of the battle, Xiaoyou stopped worrying about the tone and other details, and turned her attention to the battle. "(Billy, use consecutive) hand knives!"

"Oh!" Guai Li yelled, raised four palms that were combined into knives, and rushed towards his unevolved form with big strides.

Because the hit effect of an attack without defensive characteristics is effective for both elves, Xiaoyou did not let Wei Li use those powerful skills with a relatively poor hit rate—such as the burst friendship Fist—but used the attack The characteristic advantage of being sure to hit, the evolved speed advantage, and the size advantage of the four arms use relatively small powerful fast skills to cause real damage first. Depending on the mood, use "Basic ♂ Love の Earth Throwing" or "Philosophy の Hell Rolling"... simple, clear and effective tactics.

"Haoli!" Facing the menacing attack of the strange force, the old man Genzo, who was leaning on a cane and supporting his waist, still ordered loudly, "Adopt a defensive posture!"

A certain pseudo-mother said that it was a little bit bigger: Hao Li is not w beep—w’s fighter—are you planning to build a shield wall or something next?

Seeing Haoli squatting and half-kneeling on the ground quickly, with his strong arms crossed to protect the lowered lizard's head, Xiaoyou frowned slightly: this kind of huddled, not handsome lizard at all The defensive action reduced the attacking range of Haoli as the target by a large amount at once, and the follow-up action after the opponent's sword hit undoubtedly increased a lot of difficulty...

And after Haoli set his posture, Genzo's next order startled Xiaoyou even more: "Haoli, use counterattack!"

Fight back! ?As a trainer with strange power, Xiaoyou basically understands the skills that Haoli can master, and counterattack, which belongs to the genetic skill of fighting father, seems to return all the attacks received by double... At this time, the strange power has already rushed In front of Haoli, it is impossible to retract the raised arm in time!

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!The four hand knives hit three directly, but it seems that the damage to Hao Li who is in the "shrinking state" is not as great as expected-although the lack of defense makes it difficult to dodge the attack, it does not mean that he cannot defend- ——After being beaten, Haoli immediately glowed with white light, which was the sign when the counterattack skill was triggered.

"(Billy, don't stop! Continue to use the fourth) hand knife!" Anyway, Haoli has already taken three hand knife attacks, and he can't match his characteristics so that he can't avoid the opponent's coming counterattack, so he was in a hurry Xiaoyou simply ordered loudly, "(jump backward with the power of the hand knife!)"

boom!

Wei Li's next knife still slashed on Hao Li's shoulder without hesitation, and the next moment Hao Li also released the energy accumulated due to the injury on his fist, an uppercut that shone with a dazzling white light The fist hit Weili's chest fiercely, and directly sent Weili far away...

"Oh?" Seeing this scene, the old man Genzo raised his eyebrows in surprise, "I noticed the old man's tactics in time, and decisively used the reaction force of the attack to jump backwards, reducing the damage of the counterattack..."

"Tsk! You cunning old man, you actually used a rare genetic skill to bully us!" On the other side of the battlefield, the corners of the puppet trainer's lips twitched. "As expected of a gymnasium with a school of inheritance, don't underestimate it!"

"Because the strange force was deliberately knocked into the air, the distance between the two sides has now been widened again..."

"Then now..."

"Haoli, make it gigantic!"

"(Billy, use it now) gigantic!"

"Oh!" The two muscular brothers who were facing each other across the field shouted at the same time, and then posed bodybuilding poses together, only to hear another "click"...

Wait, click?And is it "again"?

Xiaoyou watched Genzo's Haoli's complexion change from blue to pale quickly with a dark face, then slowly knelt down on the ground stiffly, stretched out his hand to support his lower back...

"Uh, no..."

"Ah! Haoli!" The old man Genzo let out another scream like a dying animal, "Why are you dodging to the waist at this time!"