Pokemon the wrong way

Flash Waist: A special negative state, which is more common in old age elves in battle. The specific effect is to forcibly interrupt the current release of the skill when the attack occurs, and cause attack -30% and defense -120 within 70 to 70 minutes afterwards %, movement speed -95%, 66% chance of failure to release skills, and a series of effects...

To put it simply, it means that once it is triggered, you can basically get the bento directly.

"...The old man surrendered." The old man Genzo, who was also wearing a waist protector, clearly understood the terrifying lethality of this debuff, and made a decision after hesitating for a second or two. "Haoli like this can be said to be no different from losing combat power. Young...yo, you won this duel."

"Uh, this..." Even a guy like Xiaoyou who has no morals has no interest in bullying the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled-after all, this is not the same as beating children. "Actually, we can... take a break at halftime?"

"No need." Genzo, who had already put Haoli paralyzed on the field back into the elf ball, shook his head, and said with an expression that the old man had already looked away, "Haoli is a partner who has practiced with me for most of my life. I know in my heart that even if I didn't flash to the waist, fighting an opponent with your monster power, I'm afraid it won't be able to last the battle with its physical strength... So don't worry about it, this victory is what you deserve Yes. Go and take the signboard at the door, it is already yours!"

"No!" Before Xiaoyou could speak, Qianzao, who was standing on the sidelines, shouted first. "That's the signboard of the dojo! Grandpa, don't you always say that it's a symbol of the century-old school of Genzang style! How can you let others take it away?"

"If you lose, you lose. I still have the courage to admit defeat!" Genzo said in a low voice, closing his eyes, "Anyway, you stupid girl has no talent at all, so instead of watching your future To defeat the dojo, it is better for the old man to end it with his own hands now!"

"What did you say!"

"Is what the old man said wrong? Your dancing show has no power at all in actual combat!"

"Well, sorry to interrupt?" Seeing that the quarrel between the grandpa and grandson was about to turn into domestic violence, Xiaoyou couldn't help interjecting, "Actually, I don't intend to take your signboard away, you just All I need is a badge..."

"Badge?" The two in the quarrel turned their heads to look at Xiaoyou inexplicably, "What badge?"

"Uh, it was issued by the gym trainer after winning the challenge to the gym..." Although she didn't know the specific reason, Xiaoyou subconsciously felt that something was wrong. "...the badge used to participate in the alliance meeting?"

"Oh, you mean the badge of the Alliance Gym." Genzo nodded suddenly, "But we are an elf dojo here, so we don't have a badge?"

"……what?"

……

After a few minutes.

Under the simple and clear explanation of the old man Yuanzang, Xiaoyou has completely figured out the situation: "...that is to say, this is a 'dojo' for teaching elf battle skills, similar to training courses, and testing trainers. The badge's 'Gym' is a completely different institution?"

"That's right, that's it." Genzo nodded calmly—to ensure that his signboard would not be resisted, the old man naturally calmed down. "A gymnasium is a gymnasium, and a dojo is a dojo. The two are completely different."

"But, but..." And Xiaoyou, who found that he seemed to have made an oolong, had a black line on his face, "I asked Ms. Joey from the elf center to ask about the nearby gym..."

"Ah, you mean the elf center near the natural park?" Chihaya, the pink-haired girl with Harman's head, interjected with a smile, "Miss Joy there is a bit natural, maybe I heard it wrong. ? After all, our area is famous for all kinds of elf dojos..."

How could Nima hear it wrong!Although the dojo and the gymnasium are written similarly, the pronunciation is completely different!If it is not for Alzheimer's disease, it is absolutely impossible to get it wrong, right?Miss Joy of the natural park, did you do it on purpose?You must be holding a grudge because you saw through the monsters and leveling nearby at that time, so you ran n times a day to recover and increased your workload, right?You must have seen through our cross-dressing and snapped up the limited-edition special elf recovery potion with different costumes, so you are out to get revenge, right?

Is the pink Joey really black when cut open?

Frustrated, the puppet is bending forward...

Hidden task: "Ah! Kick the pavilion!" Completed!Reward free attribute +1, money +100 (because the conditions for capturing the signboard of the dojo have not been completed, the extra rewards of attack +1, defense +1, money +900, skill learner: counterattack... none of them have been obtained)

"How can it be repaired! You don't need your cheating system to comfort... No, is this comfort or ridicule? This is definitely a mockery, Hun Dan!"

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Xiaoyou lived in Yuanzangliu dojo for several days in a row.

Although after learning that there are no badges to get here, Xiaoyou intends to leave directly and find a real gym and fight with a real gym trainer, and then happily take a real gym badge Yes, but the old man Yuanzang enthusiastically persuaded Xiaoyou to stay here for a few more days——

"It doesn't matter, in fact, even if you are young... You insisted on leaving now, and this dojo was robbed of its signboard by other kickers because of the old man's injury and unable to fight, and finally closed down. Only the old man and Hao Li Because there is no source of livelihood, I will die of hunger and cold in a corner of a deep mountain and old forest..."

"..."

"Ah, and the old man's useless and stupid granddaughter will probably also harbor hatred for the elf trainer, and live alone...Of course, these are not your fault."

"..."

After hearing the old man Yuanzang's "understanding" words, Xiaoyou naturally broke out in a cold sweat and stayed "willingly"——by the way, I seem to have heard this line before, and it has a sense of sight say?

Xiaoyou simply felt that it would not be a bad thing to stay here for a few more days to distance himself from some unscientific passionate idiot, so he stayed here with peace of mind, eating three meals a day for nothing, and visiting Yuanzang and Chihaya to learn from the nearby dojo Apprentices—basically kids—attend classes, and then get caught doing physical training along the way... Oh no, it's on-site teaching...

As a dojo with a long history of a hundred years, Genzangliu is still well-known in the dojos in the vicinity. Every day, many brats come here with their fighting elves to ask for advice.And this group of brats is also clearly divided into two factions, a small group of "sighted people" support old man Genzo's orthodox actual combat skills, while more "fashionable people" are against Chihaya girl's more gorgeous style. Rhythmic flow is favored.Although the two groups of brats don't fight each other on weekdays, they can't really be called mutual love...

It's just that this faction dispute has changed greatly during Xiaoyou's stay in the dojo...

In the early days, although Genzo and Chihaya’s grandfather and grandson each held different fighting concepts, they had no way to directly compete in front of the students to prove whose concept was better—after all, Genzo was superior in terms of experience and strength. Obviously better than Chizao.

Just like the fact that a judo master with a nine-dan black belt killed a taekwondo rookie who just took two weeks of training does not mean that judo is better than taekwondo.

But now with a "wild trainer" named Zhou Fangyou as a reference, the situation is different.Now the old man Genzo would call out Xiaoyou, who was watching the play, for a discussion from time to time during the teaching process. The elves come to fight Xiaoyou - it is certain that they can't fight, but if they just practice one or two moves in the teaching to show the superiority of these skills, it is enough.

Xiaoyou complained about this at first, but later found that she could indeed learn some practical skills in fighting elves in this kind of "discussion" process, so she obediently played the role of a training partner.

I have to say that Guaili's body of philosophy is still very convincing—in short, the bear children are amazed that "the elf in my family can fight against such a powerful elf with the cheats taught by Grandpa Genzo" In his eyes, the number of fans of the old man's actual combat stream began to gradually increase...

Chihaya, a Harman-headed girl, naturally wouldn't just sit back and watch her fans turn to her competitors, so she caught Xiaoyou as a training partner in a similar way... But it's a pity that a certain person who takes other people's misfortune as a source of pleasure... This time, the ethics system stood on the opposite side of the girl - a task called "Teaching assistant? Teacher?" appeared in the task bar that only creatures with purple ponytails could see, and this task clearly required a certain fake girl Do your best not to paddle in the "teaching and learning"...

As a result, Xiaoyou got another 2 points of free attribute, and Chihaya's "gorgeous + rhythm" tactic was proved to be only gorgeous... Genzo old man's number of actual combat supporters is further increasing...

It is said that during this period, Ling Xiaoyou was initially misunderstood as the culprit of the kicker, and the real kicker who aimed at the dojo sign, a young trainer named Shiro, visited the Genzangliu Dojo—this guy is said to be planning to The reason for opening a new elf dojo by myself and looking for dojos everywhere is to gain popularity and attack competitors.This guy with a bit of a bad name (of course, he obviously doesn't have this self-awareness) has successfully beaten nine other dojos in this area. Naturally, it is not an ordinary soldier who can achieve such a record, but a gold inlaid name. The rare elites around... Miscellaneous soldiers.And this Yuanzangliu Taoist Temple is its "tenth house with commemorative significance"...

Xiaoyou said that the flag of this guy is really not very good.

Side quest: "The coyote must die! No matter which one it is!" Beating the gymnasium trainer named Shiro... Reward: Reward free attribute points + some money depending on the completion of the task...

So Xiaoyou was very decisive as the "unnamed disciple" of the head of the dojo, ignoring the strong desire of the granddaughter of the head of the dojo to fight (Chihaya's favorability degree -150, Xiaoyou's reputation in Chihaya fell to hostility...), and took the initiative Shouldering the burden of fighting against the kickers and defending the signboard of the dojo...

Xiaoyou's only fighting elf, Billy Herrington! vs!Shirou's Savarang!

Well, there is still nothing to say about the battle with the monster with defenseless characteristics. It is nothing more than Shawarang who looks like a headless monster and kicks him with a flying knee, but he doesn't lose his rough skin and thick muscles in seconds. The muscular brother seized the opportunity to get close and then a zero-distance wrestling technique full of passion, sweat and philosophy...

Philosophy の hell rolling, basic ♂ love の throwing on the earth... are you still alive?Then, another Beidou Youqing Breaking Face Burst Fist...

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