Pokemon the wrong way

"Mr. Genzo, thanks to you for taking care of me these days..." Standing at the door of the Genzo-ryu Dojo, Xiaoyou, carrying a travel bag, bid farewell to the head of the dojo, Genzo.

It is said that Xiaoyou stayed in Yuanzangliu dojo for nearly a week. Apart from learning a few tricks of fighting elves with the white-bearded grandfather and getting a few rewards for tasks that were not painful, the biggest thing he received was It is to ensure that it will not collide with the formation of the hot-blooded fool Xiaozhi-this is absolutely guaranteed, because Xiaoyou, who regularly conducts "high-altitude reconnaissance" (riding a fossil pterosaur for a ride) every day, saw a yellow electrical The little mouse with a hedgehog head used a toad-like creature with onion on its back to bring down a runaway Kentaro on the mountainside...

So after another two or three days, Xiaoyou reckoned that Xiaozhi was far ahead and would never collide with him, so Xiaoyou took out his backpack with confidence and said goodbye to the old man Genzo decisively.

"Oh, are you leaving now, don't you want to stay any longer?" Yuan Zang with his drooping white beard showed an expression of reluctance to leave Xiao You, "Actually, young man, you are really good at controlling fighting elves. Talent, why don't you just stay here, inherit the old man's Genzo-ryu dojo, and become the fifth generation of Genzo..."

(Friendly comment: The rule of the Genzo-ryu dojo is that as long as the dojo is inherited, no matter what the name was before, it will be renamed Genzo, and it will be distinguished by "X Daimu".)

"Well, I'm going to continue to challenge the gym and join the Chengdu League." Xiaoyou smiled and waved his hand, "So let's forget about the fifth generation - you don't have Genzo with the head portraits of the previous dynasties carved here Rock' or something..."

It's not unreasonable for the old man Yuanzang to want Xiaoyou to stay.After all, during the short period of time that this fake girl lived in the dojo temporarily, the steady popularity of Yuanzangliu has grown vigorously again, and Xiaoyou used despicable, shameless, cruel, cruel and shocking methods (absolutely nothing mixed in) Strange adjective) beat up the public enemy "Kikan Demon" Shirou in many nearby dojos, ended his super god path, and more than doubled the number of students in the Genzo-ryu dojo in the next quarter—— All of them were diverted from the nine dojos whose signboards were demolished by Mr. Coyote. The competition in the management of the dojos is also quite cruel.

As for Genzo's "serious confidant" and "shame of the genre", Chihaya, the granddaughter who took the gorgeous fighting route, has also somewhat realized the problem of her fighting skills being too rigid in rhythm under the blow of reality during this period of time. Occasionally, during sparring, some flashes of inspiration can be used to attack. Although it has not completely transformed, it does have a tendency to gradually develop into the actual combat route.Such a change has made Genzo giggle out of sleep in the middle of the night recently, and almost woke Chihaya up when he was frightened and called an ambulance to take him to the hospital...

"Why don't you just marry into the old man's house as a young man, and you can be the son-in-law of the old man?" Seeing that Xiaoyou has no interest in becoming Wudaihuo... Wudai Genzang, Genzang put on another pair of clothes, what do you think? With a wretched expression, she approached Xiaoyou, stretched out her hand and quietly pointed to the pink-haired girl who was doing morning exercise with Ke Bolang in the yard not far away. "Although that girl Qianzao is a bit stupid, she still has a cute face and a good figure, and she is still young, so she has great potential for future development... How about it, you will definitely not be at a disadvantage, okay?"

"..." Looking at Genzo's old face that has become as wretched as a professional pimp, Xiaoyou's black lines crawled all over his head and face...

She poked her head and took a deep look at Chihaya, who didn't know that she was almost tied with a bow as a big gift package. Xiaoyou really wanted to ask the girl if this old man was really your grandfather, so he would sell you so casually without any hesitation. up?

"?" Chihaya, whose personality is similar to that of a young ninja with a bearded face, noticed Xiaoyou's gaze, but apparently failed to understand the amount of information contained in the eyes of the purple-haired pseudonym, and just smirked heartlessly with his spinning top man She waved her hand at the puppet trainer, "Goodbye, Youjun! You are welcome to play again after I become the master!"

ps: Side mission: "The coyote must die! No matter which one it is!" Completed.Mission completion: The target Shirou has never experienced high paraplegia, physical disabilities, comminuted fractures, severe concussions, etc. He can still take care of himself, is mentally sound, and has normal three views... Evaluation: Not satisfactory, Reward: Free attribute +1, Money +100

So how much do you hate coyotes in the system...

———High-speed rotating triple kick———

Time, in the afternoon of a certain day; location, a suburban mountainous area in the Chengdu area, where Little Fist Stone and its evolved elves live.

"(Don't let it escape, use) Xun Xing!" Xiaoyou ordered loudly, pointing at the last Longlongyan who had retracted his stubby hands and feet into the body wrapped in the rock shell and planned to escape smoothly.

Whoosh!A series of golden energy five-pointed stars flew out quickly, as if the movement route of Longlongyan had been calculated in advance, and accurately hit the fleeing Longlongyan. Crookedly bumping his head against the rock wall beside the mountain path, his limbs protruded from his body feebly, his eyes were rolling white and his mouth was foaming, and he had already lost his ability to fight.

"Goodjob..." Xiaoyou looked at the large and small small fist stones and rumble stones lying on the ground around him, and patted the shoulder of the elf who was emitting fast stars. "Using Xunxing can cause this level of damage to the rock system... It seems that the ancestor breeding house in the headquarters is still very powerful-although the name just sounds like a snack shop."

"..." The lavender elf nodded silently at Xiaoyou's head with spiral horns as a response, but the slightly swaying tip of its tail betrayed its true thoughts a little.

"Tch, do you think I don't know that you are the same sullen type as Shaar?" The boy (?) sniffed decisively at his elf's attempt to pretend, "Next, go to the cave in front, where you should There are colonies of elves like supersonic bats, let's continue to experiment with other skills—speaking of which, the signature skills you got from the 'gene donor' haven't been shown to me yet..."

……

A few days ago, in order to avoid being deceived by the unscientific aura of a hot-blooded idiot, Xiaoyou managed to make herself fall behind Xiaozhi in the itinerary.But the corresponding side effects also appeared...

When passing through a natural scenic area with a huge lake, Xiaoyou learned from the nearby tourists that a King Goldfish fishing competition was held here not long ago.This is an event similar to the Bug Hunting Conference, using only one elf partner and a special elf ball to catch the biggest goldfish king in the lake.And the champion of this Goldfish King Fishing Contest is a short-haired girl with orange hair who has two teenage entourages and takes Pokeby as a pet... It is said that this dark horse-level girl contestant came out at the last moment of the competition. He just defeated Shifu, the defending champion of this event, and took away the first prize of the competition - a beautifully crafted but not too valuable gold-plated championship trophy, and a whole year of high-end chocolates...

"..." Hearing this, Xiaohu took a look at the beautifully packaged chocolates sent from his home in Zhenxin Town from his backpack. "No wonder the family suddenly sent a week's worth of chocolate... This brand is said to be quite expensive, and it's worth a lot of money for a year."

"Well...forget it." Xiaoyou shrugged calmly, "Anyway, the rules are similar to the bug hunting conference, and Hirano must be the same as the bug hunting conference. They are all poor people whose heads have been caught by the door. It's okay not to participate in this kind of competition. Nothing to lose, umm..."

then……

Not long after, when he arrived at a small town called Bro Town, Xiaoyou with sharp ears heard more than 1% of the residents on the side of the road excitedly talking about the town's just-concluded elf breeder beauty pageant, and the Ms. Xiaoxue, a well-known breeder who won No.[-], and her cute and beautiful Liuwei, also mentioned the dark-skinned squinting follower beside Xiaoxue...

"..." The corners of Xiaoyou's eyebrows trembled a few times, and she subconsciously looked at the elf ball at her waist, "If it's Nine-Tails, plus those weird props in the system mall..."

"Woo... calm down." Xiaoyou took two or three deep breaths in a row, indicating that she was still able to hold. "It's just a beauty pageant. This kind of thing that has nothing to do with combat will definitely not have any missions... Even if there is, there must be only a little symbolic reward. It's not a pity to miss it... Well, It must be so..."

And then……

"Ah la la, it's a coincidence that you came here, little girl!" In a small village that looked quite peaceful and peaceful, an elf with a strange shape, a rich and kind aunt said to Xiaoyou, " The Guoruan Weng celebration in our village just ended two days ago, it would be great if you came earlier..."

"..."

"Oh, little girl, you don't know..." The fat aunt seemed to have a tendency to talk, and she said without looking at the face of the "little girl" opposite, "Speaking of the people in our village Sure enough Weng celebrations, it is famous and lively, and there were guests who came to our place specially to bring Guoan Weng to our place that day! But there were still a few bad guys who came to make trouble, fortunately brought the guests who came with Guo Guoweng Help drive them away, otherwise we really don't know what to do... Ah, what's wrong with you, little girl, are you feeling unwell?"

"How can it be repaired! This decisiveness is still the rhythm of being pitted..." Xiaoyou knelt down on the ground in a standard orz posture, powerlessly beating the ground, wrapped in a gray-black aura. "We are so naive! We only wanted to stay away from Xiao Zhi, but we didn't expect to stay away from the incident and the mission... But we have never contacted each other, so why did we just take the same route with us, and we happened to leave the mission one step earlier?" Snatch them all away? Science Lord of the Kingdom of Heaven, you died so miserable..."

Under such circumstances, it happened that the Rockets headquarters did not know why they sent Yameng's elf ball over, so Xiaoyou naturally turned grief and anger into destructive desires, and started with a group of unscrupulous elf thugs. The new round of "searchanddestroy" movement regards all wild elves within a radius of tens of miles as experience points to be collected, and starts destructive leveling that ignores the concept of sustainable development...

For a time, the name of "the great purple devil who brings fear and despair" quickly spread among the wild elves in the Chengdu area...

Until the brave man in a suit appeared... Uh, no, it was until Xiaoyou received a communication from Boss Sakagi again.