Pokemon the wrong way

According to legend, in the year of XX, purple demons ravaged the mountains and plains in Chengdu area, killing and injuring countless wild elves.

However, a certain alpaca has the virtue of loving life, so in order to save its life from suffering, it entrusts its uncle Sakagi with great responsibility and subdues it...

...Okay, the sharp-eyed uncle Sakagi just said a few words on the phone to a purple-haired pseudonym whose eyes were red and her nostrils were red and her nostrils were panting.

The first sentence: "Yameng, who was sent to the past before, should have completed the basic adaptation?"

Then came the second sentence: "Very well, then you must go to the vicinity of Qingqing Cliff within three days to stand by and carry out secret combat operations."

Secret operations... system missions... getting rewards... the loss of the missions taken away by Xiaozhi has been made up...even Xiaoyou's monsters for several days (all the wild elves are full of cows) so that they are almost becoming It only took 0.24 seconds for the brain in the on-hook state to come to the above conclusion.

"Understood!" Xiaoyou snapped to attention and saluted in front of the communicator, and the whole person suddenly became energetic. "Guaranteed to complete the task!"

"...Well, because it's a secret operation, it's inconvenient to reveal too much here." On the screen, Sakagi calmly touched the cat boss who was lying beside him, "The detailed information will be discussed at the assembly point."

"Yes!"

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Although the time limit requested by Uncle Sakamu is three days, it only took one and a half days for Xiaoyou, who has a fossil pterosaur's straight-line airway, to arrive at the destination Qingche Town. town.

Why do you say there is no creativity? That is because a few kilometers away from the town, there is a strange mountain named Qingqingya.At a height of hundreds of meters above the ground, the steep and towering mountain wall turned into a flat top as if the top of the mountain was cut off suddenly, and then a lake was formed on the top of that strange mountain, also named Qingqing Lake.The lake water flows down from the gaps in the mountain wall, converging into a river that winds for several kilometers, and the name is not surprisingly Qingqing River...

In this way, if this small town located near the Qingche River is not called Qingche Town, it would be rebellious and unreasonable, wouldn't it?Although it's really not creative.

Although there is such a rare view that is regarded as a miracle of nature, the climate in this area is quite unstable due to the special terrain and airflow factors. ", and once the wind blows, it will start with a strong wind of force six or seven. Even if there is a typhoon and tornado, it is not impossible... Therefore, Qingche Town not only did not develop a thriving tourism industry because of Qingcheya, but because of cheating. The climate here has become an ultra-remote place where birds don’t shit, and it’s even so miserable that even the bus only comes once a week...

Walking on the deserted streets of the town, Xiaoyou, who had already changed into Lily Xiang mode in advance, found the meeting point without much effort - the only small hotel in the town.

"..." Looking at the small flag with the eye-catching red "r" logo hanging undisguisedly outside the window on the second floor, Xiaoyou felt a little speechless, but at the same time felt secretly refreshed: This is also our credit ...

After Xiaoyou's transformation plan for the Rockets was adopted and implemented by Boss Sakagi, the image of the Rockets in the minds of ordinary people in Kanto and Johto is slowly but surely changing.Since there are no more crimes such as snatching poaching elves (this kind of thing is handed over to the phantom group) or inhumane experiments (this is done more covertly than before, and it is indeed an exaggeration to say that it is inhumane) , the names and photos of Team Rocket members gradually no longer appeared on the arrest warrants at the gates of police stations everywhere, but instead began to be active in various news media from time to time—with an unexpectedly positive image:

For example, on the front page of the newspaper last month, the elf poaching gang that has been rampant in a certain protected area and has been hunted down by the police for a long time has been defeated-if you dare to compete with the Phantom Group for business, you will naturally be beaten to death!By the way, you can also take away the elves poached by the opponent as spoils of war...

Another example is that in the radio broadcast last week, the forest fire that occurred in a certain mountain forest that was beyond the capabilities of the local forest rangers was extinguished—because the fire was enough to cover up the traces of the experiments in this area. A test can also be carried out earlier...

Another example is yesterday’s TV news, in the suburbs of such and such a city once again fought against the newly rising evil forces, which are said to be the phantom group with some diehards split from the Rockets as the core—well, in fact, these are just We won't talk nonsense about things like internal combat exercises, two parties going to the same shop to drink and sing karaoke after a fight...

After a long time like this, the results will appear naturally:

Testimonial [-]: "In the past, people could only wander around in inaccessible places, hoping to be lucky enough to run into some criminals who had nowhere to turn. Choose the best talents from the pile of volunteers who signed up to join the Rockets...now they have plenty of time to do beauty care for their faces that have been poisoned by disguise cosmetics!" ——by a person who is proficient in disguise and uses a messenger bird as his partner The Rockets' senior poachers.

Testimonial [-]: "Last week, I drank a few more glasses to celebrate the completion of the task. When I went out to buy cigarettes the next morning, I met Miss Junsha who was patrolling on the street. I was still wondering how Miss Junsha looked at me Why is it so strange, but when I returned to the base, I found that I forgot to change my clothes, and went to the street in uniform... I was surprised that I wasn't arrested! Probably because I didn't wear a hat and blindfold, and Junsha Is Miss waiting for a cosplay?" ——by a careless Team Rocket fighter.

Testimonial [-]: "When I told my family that I was going to join Team Rocket, my mother frowned and said, 'What are you going to do in such a dangerous organization! You fight with bad guys all day long, what if you get injured?' But I still think that like the Rockets, being a hero in the dark is more powerful than being an ordinary trainer, so I secretly ran to sign up!" ——by a Rockets reserve student who is receiving newcomer training.

All in all, the current Rocket Team has reached the point where they can fly flags openly in remote towns and mountains, and it will only be regarded as pranks or cosplay, without worrying about someone calling the police...to the extent.

"But it's still too ostentatious, isn't it about secret operations..." Xiaoyou shook her head lightly, and walked into the small hotel.

"Welcome, this hotel is the most luxurious and cheapest hotel in the town - because we are the only one, hehe." Seeing Xiaoyou walk into the store, the middle-aged boss at the counter greeted him warmly. "Miss, if you are also attending the party of the 'Modern Rocket Team Culture Research Association', please go to the second floor."

"..." Xiaoyou didn't fall to the ground because of this shocking title, relying on her profound acting skills and the physical response ability trained by the devil. "...how did you know, Uncle?"

"Hehe, it's because few people come to this town." The shop owner said with a smile, "And your people from 'Xianhuoyan' once again booked the entire second floor of the hotel, so basically I will remind all the guests who come here. of."

"..." The corners of Xiaoyou's mouth twitched.Now, now fire research...

Our boss is Sakagi, not Madarame said...

As soon as he went up to the second floor, Xiaoyou ran into an acquaintance.

"Ah, here, here!" The green-haired girl wearing a large woolen hat smiled and waved at the door of the first room at the top of the stairs, "Do you still remember me, Team Lily Fragrance... the vice president?"

"You are... ah, I remember." Xiaoyou looked at the long sideburns and dangling bangs protruding from under the hat of the other party, pretended to think for two seconds, and showed a smile that made the girl's face pale instantly. "You're Macchiato? The one who nearly starved to death in the green field—"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" The A-level special forces girl with a subtle name, number, and code name flew over in horror and covered the mouth of the cross-dressing puppet girl, "That's black history! It must never be said ah!"

"Ah la la, have you heard it?" The door of the room opposite Macchiato's room slowly opened, a man with light wheat-colored skin and long black hair with a lazy smile on his face The girl poked her head out of the room. "I'm very interested in knowing more details, macchiato sauce?"

"No...unfortunate—!" the girl wailed.

———Song of Destruction———

Although Xiaoyou arrived at the gathering place a day and a half earlier, there was no reward.Instead, he sat and waited in Qingche Town for a day and a half, and after all the other members participating in the combat operation arrived, he was summoned by Boss Sakagi for a video conference.

As I said before, because of the climate problem, there are no scenic spots or specialties to be developed in Qingche Town, and even wild elves rarely inhabit here, so a day and a half of waiting is very boring and boring for Xiaoyou, There is nothing to do every day except eat, sleep and fight Geng Gui—Xiaoyou said that there is no strange option to get in, anyway, this guy is doing his own death, trying to use his tongue to lift the skirt of the Rockets girl... With the combat power of a humanoid elf...

The only thing worth mentioning is that during this period, in order to conceal their identities, the members of "Xianhuoyan" also organized an outdoor gathering. According to a cross-dressing puppet, they were wearing a copycat version of the Rockets uniform like Kojiro Musashi Playing wild shame under the strange eyes of the town uncles and aunts has no effect except to build up pressure on the participants so that the last guy who reaches the meeting point is severely repaired.

……

The most spacious room on the second floor of the hotel.

A group of men and women in Rockets uniforms—not official cosplay uniforms—sat together and watched a large projection screen.It's just that the screen hasn't been turned on yet, so Xiaoyou still has time to look around.

The members of the Rockets who participated in the onlookers consciously separated their seats according to the international practice of "male left and female right", while Xiaoyou was "honoured" to sit in the girls' section because of the Lily Xiang model, and "enjoyed" With the unknown treatment of hugging left and right...

In fact, including Xiaoyou, the "fake and shoddy product", there are only four people in the girls' section.Sitting on Xiaoyou's left is a member of Team Rocket's A-level special force, number 007, code-named "Black Lily", and Macchiato, code-named "Black Lily", and number 008 of the same unit, code-named "Black Rose". "Nobel—well, don't mind the name—is said to be a contemporaneous student and friend who received training with Macchiato. It looks natural, but it turns out to be black when cut. Chito is a good match...

And this time, Macchiato, a 9-year-old girl with light green hair, seems to be cuddling intimately beside "Sister Lily Xiang". The silver-haired, scorching-eyed, three-no girl...

What is going on with the atmosphere like the Shura field...

"That..." Xiaoyou slowly turned her head stiffly, trying to force a smile on her face, "Wei, long time no see?"

"Captain Lily Fragrance, please don't whisper in private during the combat meeting." The elite captain of the Rockets, Yui Kinoshita, who is an investigator in the alliance and controls his brother in the late stage, has no expression on his face, and his voice is unwavering...but after a few seconds, his lips slightly Moved, and used lip gestures to draw a few highly targeted and lethal words, "The good boat who shoots bikini photos is a pervert..."

Xiaoyou's whole body was petrified by 30%, weathered by 5%, HP decreased by 95.3%, lost the will to fight, and was completely defeated.

"Macchiato..." In desperation, Xiaoyou could only shift the firepower to the port side, "Where is the combat meeting, be serious..."

"No~" Macchiato said in a whiny voice on purpose, in the eyes of a certain pseudo-mother, who was definitely bewitched by her black-bellied friend, "Sister and Macchiato are life-and-death friends who carry out secret missions together~ Intimacy One thing should be~"

"Then how about I go publicize your 'glorious deeds' during the mission, and change your code name to 'Black Weight Loss Master'?" Xiaoyou decisively resorted to his trump card.

"I was wrong!" Macchiato resolutely changed to sitting upright, her posture was as standard as Yui Kinoshita's...

Victory.

At this time, the big screen in front of everyone finally lit up with a buzz, and Uncle Sakagi appeared on the screen in a neat suit that seemed to have never changed.

Wouldn't Uncle Sakagi's wardrobe be full of suits of the same style once he opened them?Those who can think of such a thing at this time naturally don't think about it...

"Elite members of Team Rocket, I have summoned you here today to carry out a secret combat mission as I said before." On the screen, Uncle Sakagi was swinging around with a glass of red wine in his hand, "I don't know you Have you noticed that everyone who was able to attend this combat meeting, except for a few members of the special forces, has one thing in common..."

common ground?Xiaoyou stuck out her tongue in her heart with her usual expression: These two days we live in an unscientific Shura field, so we don't have much time to find common ground with the people around us.

"That's right, you are all elite members of the new generation of our Rockets, future cadre candidates, and have the latest second-generation artificial elf Yameng..." Of course, the boss Sakagi on the screen would not pay attention to the internal complaints of a certain pseudo-mother , "And the target of this operation is the first generation of artificial elves who defected from our Team Rocket headquarters—"

Uh, no... Xiaoyou seemed to have thought of something, and her face turned pale.

"--Mew-two!"

Uncle Sakagi... don't you really want to die?

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