Pokemon the wrong way

249+1. If you don’t die, you won’t die, yes. .

On the Panshan Highway at the foot of the towering Qingqingya Mountain, old-fashioned buses painted in red and yellow, which depart only once a week, are slowly entering the roadside stop.

Waiting for the bus at the station, there are only a few passengers carrying travel bags.In fact, most of the passengers would have chosen to get on the bus directly at the former Qingqing Town more wisely, but now these people at the waiting station came here by chance from other routes, and were tossed by the strange and changeable climate nearby. A hapless traveler and trainer who wants to get out of this ghostly place as soon as possible.

But this time, it was rare for someone to get off the bus...

"This is Qingcheya, isn't it?" The first person to jump out of the car was a vigorous girl with light green long sideburns and neat bangs. At first glance, she looked quite shrewd and capable. "It looks really spectacular!"

"Hmm..." The one who got out of the car immediately behind the green-haired girl was a black-haired girl with wheat-colored skin, who was looking up at the mountain wall in front of her with her eyes half-opened as if she hadn't woken up. "So big...so high...and so steep..."

"That's why Qingcheya is considered a miracle of nature." The last girl who got off the bus had a tall figure and dark blue waist-length hair. A heroism that girls don't have. "It's more fulfilling to conquer such a high mountain, isn't it?"

"That..." Seeing the three girls getting out of the car, a young woman with dark green curly hair and glasses on the bridge of her nose who was standing not far from the waiting station walked up hesitantly. Come and ask the three girls. "Why did you get off the car here? If you want to go to the next town through Qingqing Cliff, there is still a long way to go..."

"Ah, that's right." The blue-haired girl seemed to be the leader of the three, and she stood up and said with a smile. "We are mountaineering enthusiasts from Manjin City, and this time we are here to climb this clear cliff."

"Hey, is that so?" Only then did the young women notice that the three girls were obviously dressed differently from the travelers and trainers who were queuing up to get on the bus. They were all wearing thick jackets and hiking boots, and their backs were carrying Tools such as hooks, cables, and climbing picks are also hung on the large backpack, which looks very professional.

"But..." Even so, the young woman in literature still had a look of worry on her face, "The cliffs of Qingqing Cliff have never been climbed successfully, and the climate in this area..."

"That's why we're here!" The more energetic green-haired girl hurriedly replied, "Don't look at us like this, we are all celebrities in the circle of mountaineering enthusiasts!"

"We have all the professional equipment and props...we have also prepared flying and super power elves in case of emergencies..." The lazy black-haired girl also said softly, "Prepare Everything is safe..."

"Qingcheya is famous for its high difficulty and high danger in the mountaineering world, but that's why we want to conquer it!" The blue-haired girl stepped forward and clenched her fists and concluded, "Continuously looking for new challenges and conquering them is the key to success." Our climbers'-"

Hoo--wow--

A violent mountain wind blew by, and the weather that was still very clear just now became cloudy in the blink of an eye, and soon the bean-sized raindrops fell down...

"Hey! Why, why is it raining suddenly!?"

"Umbrella! Umbrella! Who has an umbrella? Get it out!"

"The space in the backpack is used for mountaineering equipment, there is no room for such things..."

Looking at the trio of mountaineering girls who were talking boldly just now, and then panicked by the sudden rainstorm, the young women who had already put on the raincoats they had prepared could not help but a big drop of cold sweat: "These three people Is it really okay...?"

……

Because the carriages were full, and it was raining heavily, and because I had no confidence in the weather in the Qingqingya area, the once-a-week bus decided to start a little earlier, before the weather got worse. .

"Be careful on the road~" After watching the bus driver who seemed to have a good relationship drive away, the young woman with literary glasses turned her head and was about to say something when she heard a "bang" sound not far behind her.Turning around, it turned out that three wild stinky mud jumped out... er, well, three muddy teenagers and girls lying on the ground in an upside-down position... plus two elves.

It looked as if it had rolled all the way down the hill.

"You, are you all right?" The young woman asked subconsciously.

"Bus... bus!" The shortest boy with a hedgehog head jumped up and shouted, "Where's the bus? We're going to take the bus!"

"...It's a pity, the bus left just now." The young woman said with a sneer, with a somewhat guilty tone—she was the one who suggested the bus driver to leave early, but as a result, passengers who missed the bus showed up just after the bus left ...

"This beautiful big sister!" The second person who stood up was a squint-eyed boy with a lot of mud and water on his body—wait, it seems to be the original color of his skin—“Do you want to use this pan and Xiaosheng will hold an umbrella for two under the rain?"

"... Huh?" The glasses girl stared blankly at the squinting eyes in front of her and the frying pan he was holding in his hand—you boy, did you hit your head on a rock when you rolled down just now?

In the next moment, a small hand that was originally white even though it was stained with muddy water stretched out like lightning, grabbed the squint-eyed boy's right ear with great precision, squeezed it tightly, and then spun it sharply. With a scream of pain, he dragged him away mercilessly: "Isn't it the time to talk about this now?"

The owner of this hand, a short-haired girl with orange hair who is holding a Tockby, is obviously not the first time she has done this...

"Since it just drove away...then I'll go after it!" The little boy obviously didn't want to wait for the next bus, "Maybe there's still time!"

But the young woman stopped it decisively: "No, it's too dangerous!"

Next, the literary young woman spent a few minutes explaining the dangers of rainy days in the Qingcheya area to the three humanoid stinky mud in simple, clear and easy-to-understand language, making them understand that chasing a bus on the winding mountain road on a rainy day is absolutely The stupid act of making a big death, and then warmly invited the three of them to her house to take a bath and wash off the muddy water on their bodies-in fact, the house of the lady with glasses is less than [-] meters away from the station, and you can see it if you look up. The place……

"You three, too?" The glasses girl turned and said to the trio of mountaineering girls who have been huddled in the wooden simple waiting station since the rain started, and kept losing their sense of existence. Those who have a cold, mountain climbing or something, at least wait until the weather improves?"

"Well, that's right..." The blue-haired girl who took the lead twitched slightly, and nodded while resisting the more than 360 armored rhinos rushing past her heart, "Then I'm sorry—"

"Oh! Three beautiful young ladies!" The squint-eyed young man who was dragged away just now ignored his still red and swollen ears, and rushed forward again with a fearless spirit of not remembering to eat, "If you don't mind, please join Xiaosheng With this pan...uhhhhh!"

The orange-haired girl's ear-grabbing hand of God reappeared, and the squint-eyed boy was dragged away again with howls.

So if you don't die, you won't die. I really don't know when you will understand this truth, young man...

———Sludge Bomb———

"The next bus won't come until a week later." In the warm cabin, Miss Luna—the name of a young woman with glasses and literature—holds a teapot and hands hot black tea to everyone. "Please rest slowly."

"No way! A week?" Xiaozhi lay down by the window, looking at the pouring rain outside the window with a sad face, "But I want to go to the next town earlier..."

Although Miss Luna's residence is called a "small" wooden house, it is actually very large. Not only is there a spacious living room where seven people can sit together and it doesn't look crowded at all, but there are also nearly ten guest rooms, large and small.It is said that it is because it also provides accommodation for those who missed the bus - after all, it is easy to have a situation like today in terms of the frequency of the bus once a week.

At this moment, Xiaozhi and his party have washed all the muddy water and dirt off their bodies, and they are sitting at the table with teacups and chatting with Miss Luna.

And the "mountain climbing girl trio"... well, it doesn't need to be elaborated, it's naturally Zhou Fangyou, a cross-dressing fake girl, and Macchiato and Nobel from the A-level special forces.

After the combat meeting in Qingche Town, Yui Kinoshita and other elite members of Team Rocket went to meet up with Boss Sakagi, who led the large troops in person, while Captain Lily Xiang, who was disguised by Xiaoyou, was assigned to follow him because he was good at disguising and disguise. Macchiato and Nobel, two humanoid elves from the special forces, hid their identities and went directly to Qingqing Cliff for the final pre-battle reconnaissance, and by the way, another member of the A-level troop who was on a reconnaissance mission earlier.

So Xiaoyou and the others decided to disguise themselves as mountaineering enthusiasts after a little planning, so that they could go to Qingqing Cliff for field surveys—Macchiato and Nobel themselves have fighting power comparable to elves, and Xiaoyou also once Having been trained by my mother's devil, and with the blessing of system attributes, it's no problem to climb a mountain.

It's just that when meeting Xiaozhi and his party, it was somewhat unexpected.

At first, when Xiaoyou and Macchiato met Xiaozhi and others at the station, they were very nervous for a while because they showed their faces in front of the three of them in the crystal tower incident, worried that they would be recognized, and tried their best to Fang Fang pretended to try to get away with it, but after tying up her hair and wearing a hat, Xiaoyou felt that her worries were completely unnecessary...

Based on Xiaozhi's and his group's level of recognition that even Musashi Kojiro and the others can't see through their cheating disguise skills, the disguise on my side should be called flawless!

"However, you should pay attention to Xiaozhi's unscientific aura, otherwise you will be tricked for no reason... uh..." Xiaoyou glanced at the person who was completely familiar with Xiaoxia and was teasing the eggshell alien Bobbi. Macchiato and Nobel, the corners of their mouths twitched again...

Macchiato, you and Xiaoxia can count on their friendship... But please don't rub your face against the eggshell of that strange alien creature so affectionately!It looks similar to the texture of a lime wall!Our faces feel stinging!

Wow!Nobel, you actually kissed that crumpled and drooling head!We can't bear it... No, don't go this way!

So Xiaoyou, who hurriedly turned her head away, had no choice but to grab Pikachu in her arms, rubbing and pinching vigorously...

This is the Pikachu caught by the cheating system...

How can it be repaired...Why does this guy look like a hamster, cute and cute...These big soft ears...These big watery eyes...The fleshy little face...

"Pikapi!" It may be that the resentment made Xiaoyou's hands stronger, and Pikachu expressed that his dignity (the two red electric bags on his face...) was offended!The consequences will be serious!

"Pi-ka-"

"Pikachu? Don't!" A hot-blooded idiot realized that the situation was wrong before it was too late...

"mound!!"

"Bilibili--"

After a burst of dazzling flashes, the blackened Xiaoyou spit out a faint blue smoke from his mouth, and calmly returned Pikachu, who knew that he had gotten into trouble, to the panicked Xiaoyou who hurried over. Smart children's shoes: "It doesn't matter, the bodies of climbers are very strong..."

(The undead feature has made decisive contributions!)

Obtained characteristic: electric shock resistance lv1!30% less pain for electric damage

Should it be said that it is Zhiye's Pikachu?Electricity can produce characteristics...

Shaking off the carbonized layer on her body, Xiaoyou began to think about borrowing Xiaozhi's fire-breathing dragon or something...

Uh, think about it or forget it...

If you don't die, you won't die.

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