Pokemon the wrong way

"Ah, you're back so soon?"

Xiaoyou and his group returned to Ms. Luna's wooden house after a bluff and got Uncle Sakagi's promise "As long as the clear water from the source can show enough value, I will do it according to your suggestion". Just in time, I ran into Xiaozhi and his party who were panting and dragging the canoe ashore.

"Well, it's because the water quality of the clear river has attracted a lot of insect elves to inhabit nearby." Xiaogang explained with a wry smile on his face, "and on our side, Xiaoxia just isn't very good at dealing with them." Insect elves..."

"Oh..." Xiaoyou looked at Xiaoxia who had a burnt expression, even her whole body was almost gray, and nodded her head pretendingly. "I see."

……

"Ah!" After drinking a large glass of clear river water, Xiaoxia managed to revive herself. "I'm so fed up with the waterways and the bugs..."

"Excuse me, is there any other way?" Xiaozhi boy asked with a water glass in his hand, obviously he still didn't want to just waste a week here.

"There is no way." Xiaoyou interjected at this time.

"Hey, what's the method?" Xiaozhi's eyes lit up, and he asked hastily.

"Breakthrough from the front!" Xiaoyou stretched out her finger and pointed to the mountain wall outside the window, "Just turn over the clear cliff!"

"This is the most unfeasible method." Miss Luna shook her head resolutely, "Ordinary people can't climb Qingqing Cliff..."

"But we are not ordinary people, we are master climbers!" Xiaoyou stretched out a finger confidently and shook, "We came here to climb this mountain!"

"Oh!" Xiaozhi immediately "fired", and excitedly ran to Xiaoyou and asked eagerly. "Then, can you take us with you?"

"Well, um..." Xiaoyou stroked her chin as if thinking about it, "Yes!"

"How can this be done!" Miss Luna immediately became anxious when she heard that, "What a fool! How can I bring..."

"But!" Miss Luna's words were interrupted by Xiaoyou loudly, "After all, Qingcheya is a difficult mountain that has never been successfully climbed. It is too dangerous to take laymen directly to climb the mountain! So we must make some preparations. !"

"That's right..." Hearing what Xiaoyou said, even Xiaozhi calmed down a little. "So what are the preparations?"

"First of all, mountaineering is different from ordinary hiking, and you must have suitable equipment!" Xiaoyou stretched out her hand and gestured with a finger. "Special hiking boots, mountaineering picks, rivets, hooks, cables... These things are obviously not sold nearby, so they must be specially ordered. The budget is about 3000 yuan!"

"Eh!?" Xiao Zhi seemed to be doused from head to toe by a bucket of ice water, "It's so expensive!"

"Then, while waiting for the climbing equipment to be delivered, my companion and I will conduct a detailed survey of the terrain of Qingqing Cliff!" Xiaoyou pointed out his second finger, "This is also for successfully climbing to the top of the mountain." The necessary preparations took... about two days!"

"Uh..." There was a slight rattling sound coming from Xiaozhi's body, and his whole body seemed to have turned a stone-like grayish brown.

"Finally, we still need to train you in mountaineering knowledge!" Xiaoyou pointed out the third finger, "At least let you become mountaineering beginners instead of mountaineering victims! Depending on your learning efficiency, we need... …three days to a week!"

"Why is this..." Xiaozhi in the petrified state was shattered and weathered, unable to get back up again. "Isn't this longer than waiting for the bus..."

"Yes!" Miss Luna also understood that Xiaoyou was deliberately dispelling Xiaozhi's idea of ​​climbing the mountain directly. "So let's just wait for the bus next week."

Heh heh heh, Xiaozhi, just stay here obediently and drink water with Miss Luna, and don't come to hinder our secret battle...

A certain disguised mother who succeeded in the plot snickered.

……

Boom boom boom!

"Excuse me, is anyone there!" A voice that sounded a bit whiny came from outside the door accompanied by a knock on the door.

"Here we come!" Miss Luna quickly stepped forward to open the door, "Who is it?"

"Good morning—" Standing outside the door were a man and a woman dressed as travelers, among them a girl with spring curly blond hair was smiling and making a "v" sign. "Just kidding! It's almost time to go to bed!"

"... Huh?" Miss Luna looked at the girl who seemed to be a little out of line, translated in a more straightforward language: Isn't this crazy?

"Excuse me, can I complain here for one night?" A tall young man standing next to the off-line girl asked politely with a smile.Although he was handsome with bushy eyebrows and big eyes, the gray overcoat and slovenly beard really took away a lot of points. "My name is Beni Silina..."

"Benny Silina... Ah!" Miss Luna was visibly surprised when she heard the name, "Could it be that famous doctor of medicine?"

"You must be Miss Luna Casson, right?" The bearded medical doctor smiled, "I often read your elf papers too..."

Then the girl with glasses and the bearded man started to introduce each other to compliment each other...

It turns out that Ms. Luna is not the administrator of this Clear Cliff station... Her job is a natural research scholar who investigates the natural environment around Qingqing Cliff.And Dr. Beni Silina, a medical bearded man, came here to investigate the source of the river because he discovered that the water in the clear river is rich in ingredients that are beneficial to living things...

Xiaoyou's face is very ugly.

A large part of the reason for this is that I didn't expect that I just discovered the clear water with miraculous effects, and in less than a day, a doctor of medicine appeared to steal business?Cheating system, are you sure you didn't create this product to disgust us?

Another part of the reason is that when these two people appeared, Macchiato quietly told himself that the spring curly blond girl Domino who came with Dr. Beni Silina and claimed to be from the National Elf Research Institute was herself. The early investigation member who is going to be joined by one party is also number 009 of the A-level special force, "Black Tulip"...

In fact, Xiaoyou had this premonition when she heard Domino introduce herself in a voice that was so annoying—after all, the name was too similar to Macchiato and Nobel's style...

Macchiato, Domino, Nobel...sounds like a family of killers from the Republic of Bartocia...(Note 1)

However, although according to Macchiato, he is a master master master master master master master master master master master master master master master master master master master master in terms of acting skills, isn't it?Not to mention the tone of voice that makes goosebumps all over the floor, since it is the National Elf Research Institute's cover-up, why don't you show some scholarly temperament as a researcher!Don't exude a strong second-hand temperament all over your body, pretending to be stupid and acting cute, okay!You will make people doubt the academic level of the National Elf Research Institute...

By the way, when Domino introduced himself, Xiaogang's "estrous courtship syndrome" relapsed, and Xiaoxia skillfully performed compulsory treatment while muttering "Don't do the same thing three times in one day" as usual ...

After some conversation, Miss Luna's expression was not very good.It's just that unlike Xiaoyou, Miss Luna is worried that after the efficacy of the clear water is made public, people will flock here for the water, thus causing damage to the natural ecological environment here.

So Ms. Luna had no choice but to dissuade the bearded man with the reason of "clear cliff is steep and steep, the climate is unpredictable and difficult to climb", which she has used several times, trying to dissuade the bearded man from researching...

"Crackling--!!"

Suddenly, a string of firecrackers was thrown from nowhere, and the sudden explosion attracted everyone's attention.

I saw a spotlight cast on the balcony of the wooden house at some point, and under the light stood a pair of men and women in white uniforms, posing...at least in a stylish pose—the young man had a mouth still in his mouth. with a rose...

Oh, by the way, there is also a meow standing on two feet, with its front paws crossed in front of its chest, and its head bowed in a deep shape.

Xiaoyou had the urge to cover her face.

"Since it's said 'it's too hard to get up that mountain'—"

"On the contrary, it is normal in the world to want to challenge!"

The men and women in white chanted strange lines in a tone similar to opera performances, while constantly changing their postures under the spotlight, and the maverick meow also tapped the rhythm with cat claws and wooden blocks from time to time... …

"To prevent the truth from being taken away—"

"To protect the treasures of the world—"

"Carry out the obsession between illusion and reality!"

"Cute and charming villain!"

"Musashi!"

"Kojiro!"

"We are a phantom troupe traveling through fantasy!"

"Spider, the spider's footsteps will never stop!"

"That's it, meow!"

Cold field.

"Captain Lily Fragrance..." Macchiato couldn't help but whispered in Xiaoyou's ear, "Although it looks familiar... but is there such a guy in the Phantom Group branch?"

"Can I say I don't know them..."

Note 1: In "Hunter x Hunter", the family lives in Kukulu Mountain, raises a dog named Sanmao, and has a gate with a net weight of 508 tons. .