Pokemon the wrong way

"Damn it! Although I'm not reconciled... But if you lose, you lose! As a famous and mysterious businessman who wanders all over the world, I don't even have the courage to do so! Let you see the good things I have treasured!"

"Well, although what you said sounds like that..." Xiaoyou watched the mysterious businessman swiftly take off his red cloak and spread it on the ground with a dark face, and then took it from the small red backpack behind him. Like magic, he keeps taking out all kinds of weird props, big and small. "But at least please put away that old chrysanthemum-like smile on your face, it will be more convincing..."

It's obviously the result of you being so poor and crazy that you sold your teammates desperately to make a business!

"No, no, no, this is a business smile exclusively for businessmen!" The merchant, who was squatting on the ground, raised his head slightly, and showed off his twelve shiny teeth to Xiaoyou—in fact, he wore a large smile. The red cowboy hat covered 70% of his face, and the only thing he could see was his mouth, which was smiling so obscenely...

The black line on the top of Xiaoyou's head is proliferating...

Having said that, although it seems a bit unscrupulous, the illegal small stall of the mysterious businessman really has many rare props that have never been seen in Xiaoyou's system store.

For example, the boxy wooden box with colorful stickers that Xiaoyou held in his hand, when Xiaoyou held it in his hand, he got the description of the props provided by the system...

Universal Evolution Stone Box: A collection box that uses improved teleportation technology.Use: Remove the sticker of the corresponding color on the box cover and open the box, there is a 94% chance to get the corresponding evolution stone, another 5% chance to get a random evolution stone, and a 1% chance that the box will explode.The box is scrapped after one use. (It has been tested that the explosion will not cause fatal damage, please rest assured to use) Selling price: 3500

"..." Xiaoyou said that this thing may be convenient for other trainers to spend money on, but it is tasteless to me who can buy things from the system store at any time...

Putting down the small wooden box, Xiaoyou turned to pick up a stack of inconspicuous pieces of paper with densely printed small characters...

Wholesale discount coupons without festivals: the existence that all real estate store owners hate!Post it on the door of the corresponding store, and you can unconditionally get a large discount on a single item, and the discount can definitely be described as unscrupulous! (The purchase of this product is limited to one piece at a time, and it is only valid for products with a unit price of less than 100 yuan) Price: 250

Xiaoyou raised her head and stared at the businessman: "...with such a thing, you would still degenerate to eat the overlord's meal?"

The businessman confidently...showed his twelve shiny teeth again: "It's been said that a businessman won't use his own products!"

Basically, what is not available in the shops on the small stalls are these very "personal" products:

Leftover bento: Although there are only fish bones and apple cores left in it...but don't underestimate it!The elf carrying the leftover lunch box will recover its stamina regularly during the battle! (Friendly reminder, if the elf takes out a fishbone fruit core and throws it into his mouth during the battle, it may make the opponent suspect that you have abused the elf...) Price: 4000 - we don't care how much physical strength it can recover or whether it is a god of abuse. Horse's... It's really embarrassing to say that it's really embarrassing to talk about taking out fish bones and chewing on them during the battle!

Fairy-attracting pheromones: including a full set of pheromones for each department, spraying on the body can effectively attract the wild fairies of the department within a few miles. (Experimental data show that in most cases, the wild elves attracted by the effect of the item are of the opposite gender to the user...) Price: 5400——and then?Being dragged into the grove by a group of wild elves of the opposite sex in heat... Is this thing for death or for death?

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In addition to such strange things, there are also a lot of reliable gadgets on the small stalls, such as standard evolution stones and communication evolution props, various elf balls and elf medicines, and the prices are generally higher than those in system stores. Much cheaper.

By the way, the Master Ball is also for sale!And it's cheaper than the system store!

Only 166668!

Nima can't afford it...

Xiaoyou understands why the Merchant Lord released Regice at the end of the battle to show off his cuteness. Is this to remind himself that "robbing a merchant is risky, and you need to be cautious when taking risks"...

"One piece!" When faced with Xiaoyou's inquiry about discounts, the mysterious businessman smiled and held out a finger to Xiaoyou, "In order to celebrate the hard-won business opening, you can buy rare items that are not available in ordinary stores. You can choose one, and I will give you a [-]% discount!"

"It's only one piece?" Xiaoyou expressed great dissatisfaction with this little benefit, "It's hard to give more discounts once you open, ten pieces will be [-]% off!"

"Impossible." The mysterious businessman shook his head as if he was being beaten by a series of slaps. "In that case, I will starve to death after finishing the business! I will give you a [-]% discount at most!"

Then, without any surprise, it will enter the bargaining time...

Xiaoyou's launch feature: Mouth cannon lvmax!

The mysterious businessman activates the feature: Fudge lvmax!Both sides have the same characteristic level!The effect is cancelled!

Meat nd1:

Xiaoyou uses the skill: Splash and Roll!

The attitude of the mysterious businessman is slightly loose... The discount has increased slightly...

The mysterious businessman uses the skill: Cry Poor!

Xiaoyou's attitude is slightly loose...the discount is slightly reduced...

Meat nd2:

Xiaoyou uses skills: cute!

General effect……

The mysterious merchant remains unmoved...the discount remains the same...

Mysterious businessman uses skills: Labor and capital are controlled by the royal sister!

Xiaoyou fell into a state of shock, unable to act for one round...

Meat nd3:

The mysterious businessman uses the skill: Iron Will!

The defense of the mysterious merchant rises...

Meat nd4:

Xiaoyou used a prop: a disguise kit!

Xiaoyou enters the lily fragrance mode...

Xiaoyou uses the skill: Charm!

The effect is outstanding!

The mysterious businessman fell into a state of charm, his attack, defense, and speed dropped sharply, and he couldn't move for three rounds...

The mysterious businessman fell into a nosebleed state and continued to lose hp every round...

The attitude of the mysterious businessman has been greatly shaken...the discount has increased significantly...

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After a battle without gunpowder and blood, Xiaoyou finally got [-]% off three rare items, and [-]% off all other common items...

Unknown magical calcium tablet: It is said to be developed with an exclusive formula provided by a popular southern nurse. After taking it for elves, it can further promote the growth and development of elves, and has the effects of increasing body shape and strengthening strength. (This product is not recommended for human consumption, and is not responsible for any unknown accidents that may be caused) Discounted price: 3500

Container Expansion Upgrade Component: A technical plug-in developed using the latest space folding technology, which can randomly expand the internal volume of any item containing space technology by 2-5 times. (This product has passed strict technical certification, which can ensure a success rate of more than 90%!) Discounted price: 5600

Flash Potion of Unknown Origin: The final product after hundreds of inhumane drug tests, it has a chance to mutate the elf into a glitter elf after being used on it. (Because it is the final product, there is no side effect, please feel free to use it) Discounted price: 8400

The above are the three discounted products chosen by the pseudonymous trainer - calcium tablets are used to continue feeding a big guy who has a history of taking medicine, and continue to move forward on the road to becoming a giant elf; upgrade components are used to expand a certain animal that only has an automatic recovery effect The bottle; and the flash potion... Although there is no clear target for use, but the flash elf sounds like a lot of fun!

What's more, these three props are all the more expensive ones, and they can save a lot of money by discounting them...

"Is it these three items? Okay, then Shenghui... 17500 yuan!" The mysterious businessman with two rolls of toilet paper stuck in his nostrils took out a calculator and cracked it for a while, then showed a happy smile - at least his mouth was very happy. look. "Do you need me to wrap it up for you?"

"No, I'll just pack it myself..." After paying with a bit of heartache, Xiaoyou put the three props into her backpack. "Well, and give me a coupon for the no-nonsense discount... I also want this..."