Pokemon the wrong way

"How about it, it's cheaper for us!"

"I've already given you a [-]% discount! Why do you have the heart to ask me to reduce the price!"

"But we buy so much at one time, how can we count as a group purchase price!"

"It's only three tickets, what kind of group buying..."

"Why is it not considered a group purchase! Can this thing still be attached to an elf?"

"But I'll really lose money this way..."

Still under the burnt tower, Xiaoyou, who has bought three rare props and is still in Lily Xiang's disguise mode, is still fighting an invisible war with the mysterious merchant in front of the simple stall of the mysterious merchant.

"I've spent so much money with you, should I give you a senior membership or a VIP card?" Xiaoyou squatted in front of the stall, holding three gray paper symbols with strange patterns in one hand, Holding the discount coupon for no festivals just bought, dangling in front of the mysterious businessman. "Besides, I bought this, so I have to leave enough money to use this discount coupon!"

Cursed Talisman: A sinister and weird talisman with strange lines drawn on it.The power of ghost skills of the elf carrying this item is increased by 20%.Discounted price: 2400

This thing is what Xiaoyou likes and wants to wholesale from the mysterious businessman.The main reason is that this thing was seen by Geng Gui, who poked his head out of boredom, and immediately started begging for equipment and popularization...

Although the same thing is also sold in the system store, Xiaoyou feels that it is more cost-effective to buy it from a mysterious merchant who can bargain than the system that directs people to cheat people without blood or tears...

"...So let's say it!" In order to save more money, Xiaoyou hesitated for 0.134 seconds and then unbuttoned the upper half of the Rockets uniform, then changed from a half-squatting position to a standing position, and then leaned his upper body forward ninety Degree... "It's even cheaper!"

Crack—the sound of something invisible falling to the ground...

Pfft—the sound of a weak-willed illegal stall owner's nasal blood vessels bursting...

Lily Fragrance used the "career line" attack (pseudo)!

The effect is outstanding!

A heart attack!

The wild mysterious merchant is out of battle!

"...It's so despicable!" The merchant, whose face was covered with blood, struggled to get up from the ground, "I will lose too much blood and die if I go on like this!"

"I don't know anything?" In line with the nonsensical concept of "it's not a chest but a silicone pad, so it's okay", a cross-dressing woman shamelessly pulled off her collar and fanned it in with her hands. "Speaking of which, the weather is so hot today..."

Crackling—the sound of something invisible falling all over the floor...

"Woo... well, you won!" Feeling another sign of "blowout" in his nose, the mysterious businessman decisively raised his hand in surrender. "Ordinary products are also [-]% off!"

"Hmph, that's right." Xiaoyou straightened up and buttoned her clothes, showing a victorious smile. "Then check out quickly, I have to find a place to use up this discount coupon..."

"I haven't finished yet!" The merchant quickly waved his hand, "If you want me to get a [-]% discount, you have to buy a few more products from the 'recommended by the store manager' series from me!"

"Recommended by the store manager?" Xiaoyou's face was full of suspicion, "It sounds like a slow-moving product that can't be sold... You don't plan to recommend any outdated pirated eroge CDs, do you?"

Boom!The mysterious businessman fell headlong, splashing a shocking pool of blood on the ground—well, it was just a nosebleed.

"Hundan!" The mysterious businessman held his nose and said violently, "Who do you think I am!"

"An erotica with a super-fragile nasal mucosa." Xiaoyou replied without hesitation.

"Mouth! Don't look down on my professional ethics!" The businessman who was questioned about his character roared angrily, "The so-called 'recommended by the store manager' products are carefully selected by me according to the characteristics and needs of each customer. Definitely a good thing to use!"

"Oh, is that so?" Seeing the serious look of the businessman, Xiaoyou put away her jokes, stood up straight and buttoned up her buttons. "Then show me the products you recommend?"

"...Hmph!" The mysterious businessman lowered his head, and pulled out a few props with three or two strokes on the stall:

An unknown biological scale with colorful luster on the surface, a piece of dusty and dirty rags exuding a faint purple-black mist, a seemingly inconspicuous lavender diamond-shaped small stone, and an exquisite Small disc.

"These are..." Xiaoyou took these things one by one to examine...

Beautiful scales: mysterious scales shining with colorful luster.Certain elves will evolve when carrying this item for communication exchange.Discounted price: 1980

Cloth of the Spirit World: Cloth imbued with eerie, intense spiritual power.Certain elves will evolve when carrying this item for communication exchange.Discounted price: 1960

Evolution Pyroxene: A small slice of the miracle of evolution.When an elf that is not in the final evolution form carries this item, its defense and special defense will be increased by 50% each.Discounted price: 2400

Skill learner tm90: Allows elves to learn stand-in skills.Substitute: Consume part of your own HP to create a clone as your substitute to resist damage.Discounted price: 700

"These are the 'recommended by the store manager' this time." The mysterious businessman spread his hands, "If you choose one of the two, the cloth of the spiritual world and the evolution pyroxene, plus the beautiful scales and the skill learner, if you buy three items, I will I’ll give you a [-]% discount on general merchandise as well.”

"Well, let's think about it first..." Xiaoyou stretched out her hand to her chin, and began to use her brain.Since the mysterious businessman said that these props are definitely useful to him, it is obvious that he has elves who can use the beautiful scales and the cloth of the spirit world to communicate and evolve.And an evolutionary pyroxene was added in the middle, and it is an alternative to the cloth of the spirit world, which means that there is an elf who can communicate and evolve and can choose to carry this stone...

So what kind of elf do I have to evolve with the cloth of the spirit world... eh?

Xiaoyou suddenly remembered that when she completed the hidden mission of Yuanzhu gymnasium, the reward item that was dropped by the radar searching for the mysterious businessman was called the spirit world... plus the spirit world cloth With a spooky appearance, this thing is properly used for the evolution of ghost-type elves!And among the ghost elves under him, Geng Gui Ah Xu has evolved into a full body long ago, and Hooking Eye is an unlucky kid who has no evolution form... Then only the cute mummy who has just evolved from a flying little skeleton is left. The night giants are gone.

"Well, sure enough... Among the racial values ​​of night giants, the top-notch defense and special defense are as high as 130, which is just suitable for the strengthening effect of evolution pyroxene." Thinking of this, Xiaoyou did a simple arithmetic problem "If each increase If it is 50%, it is equivalent to the defense and special defense of 195, and then it is equivalent to... the sum of the racial values ​​of 585? Isn't this almost the same as Yameng!"

"It's decided! I choose to evolve pyroxene!" Xiaoyou said firmly and loudly!

"Uh, do you know that you just said what was on your mind..." The mysterious businessman's cheeks dripped with cold sweat, "What... As an excellent businessman with a good work ethic, I must remind you to evolve The strengthening effect of pyroxene is not what you calculate. The race value only represents the theoretical ability characteristics and growth potential of an elf, and the actual ability value needs to go through complicated calculations to quantify..."

"I want to evolve pyroxene!"

"We must consider the difference in the quality of different elf individuals, as well as the influence of acquired cultivation and training..."

"Please evolve pyroxene for me!"

"Listen to me... Anyway, this thing is not what you think..."

"Give me the evolution pyroxene!"

"Hello..."

"Evolution Pyroxene!"

"...Okay, it's up to you...three curse talismans, plus beautiful scales, evolution stones, skill learners...a total of 11200 yuan for the benefits?"

"Evolution...remove the fraction, dear?"

"...Guest, give me almost a little!"

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Achievement Earned: Wallet Guardian!After meeting the mysterious businessman, he was still not reduced to negative equity!Reward zi Attraction attribute +1, money +1000

Obtained Achievement: Saving Zombies!You must have done something very unscrupulous... goodjob!Reward zi: lure attribute +2, communication exchange coupon x1

Features: Bargaining lv1: You can get an additional 10% discount when buying low-priced items, and the success rate of bargaining is increased by 10% when buying high-priced items. If you have the special effect of talking guns, you can get an additional boost. (When you go shopping, you are always watched with vigilant eyes by the nearby store owners...)