Pokemon the wrong way

——— Convention, the chapter name has nothing to do with the text. . ————

"I've been waiting for a long time..." The owner of a black shop with a sad face said weakly as he unwrapped two oversized packages, "Guests, you want 2000 servings of three-color dumpling and [-] servings of secret soy sauce dumpling, which have already been packed. The total is... Two, [-] yuan..."

"Yeah, 2000 yuan, keep it." Xiaoyou quickly took out the money to pay the bill, then picked up two large packages, turned around and walked out of the store.

"Thank you... Thank you for your patronage..."

Hearing the sad voice behind her, Xiaoyou tilted her head and thought for a while, before deciding to strike again: "Let's take care of your business tomorrow, boss!"

thump.The exhausted black shop owner finally couldn't bear the blow, and passed out straight...

A refreshment and snack bar on the main road of Yuanzhu City is famous for its glutinous rice dumpling with secret formula, which is more delicious and expensive than similar products.It's just that under the double pressure of the bargaining characteristics of a certain unscrupulous pseudo-mother trainer and even more unscrupulous discounted items, the glutinous rice dumplings with a unit price of 60 yuan were inhumanely cut down to 10 yuan... Then Xiaoyou asked for it in one go Two hundred packs...

It is said that the store did not open for several days after that...

……

Walking down the street with cheap glutinous rice dumplings in her mouth, Xiaoyou, who successfully took revenge on the black shop owner, said that she went to Yuanzhu City happily.

Because she planned to swindle the owner of the dumpling shop and didn't want to get rid of the miserable 50 yuan subsistence allowance, Xiaoyou originally planned to stay in this retro city for a few more days, relying on the elf center Free board and lodging to save money, and then go out of the city every day to do daily tasks to save some living expenses... As a result, the achievement reward of 1000 yuan dropped out of thin air directly solved the economic problem, allowing Xiaoyou to go directly to the next town.

According to the instructions on the map in the guidebook, trainers who are willing to challenge the Chengdu Alliance can choose to go to Qiancong City or Kaji Town after starting from Yuanzhu City. There are several gymnasiums to challenge along the two routes. .Due to the terrain, once you choose one of the two routes, if you want to change, you have to go back to Yuanzhu City...

"If you go to Kaji Town, there are ice-type and dragon-type gymnasiums, while the Asahi City has steel-type and fighting-type gyms..." Xiaoyou made a decision after thinking about it for a while, "I don't even have dragon-type gyms. As for the little elves, it's useless to get the badge of the dragon gymnasium... Sure enough, we should choose the route of Asahi Onion City."

"But before we go..." Xiaoyou looked at the Elf Center of Yuanzhu City, which had already appeared in sight, and turned a corner into the alley next to it. After a while, a juvenile version of Orochimaru came out of it. Come……

"Anyway, it's free. Before leaving, let's restore and maintain all the elves..."

……

Because there were not many people in the elf center early in the morning, Xiaoyou did not leave immediately after recovering all the elves. Instead, she found a corner in the rest area and sat down, and began to tidy up the time spent wandering. The "trophies" obtained from merchants come.

First, take out the clear water drinking bottle and container expansion upgrade components from the backpack, and stick the components like a small circular metal plate on the bottom of the bottle according to the operation instructions.Amidst the mechanical sound of clicking, the metal components slowly unfolded and expanded to the same size as the bottom of the drinking bottle, and then stuck tightly to the top, as if a bright light flashed across the entire drinking bottle... Then Xiaoyou put it away When the system prompts, the upgrade component is successfully upgraded, and the volume of the drinking water bottle is increased by 200%—although it is far from the best effect in the floating value, the pseudo-girl trainer said that there are enough things.

Unknown magical calcium tablets, which are probably circulated from a nurse in the Orange Islands, are the same as the bottle used by Xiaoyou. slow down...

As for the flash potion that seems to have a somewhat unreliable origin, the detailed item description shows that the specific effect of this potion is to change the race value distribution of an elf under the condition that the total sum remains unchanged, and the user can roughly determine the effect of the potion. Whether some attributes will increase or decrease, but the range of change of the specific value is random, and the change of the surface color of the glitter elf is also unknown... All in all, this thing seems to be a legendary cleaning potion. It's just an explanation of the reason why the washed elves have abnormal attributes.

"Although it looks pretty good, but...who is it for?" Xiaoyou couldn't help showing a tangled expression on his face.Most of my elves have followed me all the way after being tamed from the Kanto region. No matter family members or Dr. Oki of the research institute, even Xiaozhi is familiar with most of them. If you use this potion on them How to explain the "genetic mutation" of my elf to others?

Ahhh, because our Ah Xu picked up some unknown tree fruit outside and ate it, the color turned pink...

I thought it was still the Orange Islands...

"Uh, anyway, let's keep it for now..." Xiaoyou stuffed the test tubes containing the colorful liquids back into the backpack with a black thread.

"Come out-Ecstasy Eye, Night Giant, Shelling Ninja, Ah Xu." Xiaoyou took out the elf ball, and called out all the phantom elves, and the corner of the rest area suddenly became ghostly, It seems that even the temperature has dropped several degrees...

"The first is the night giant." The pseudo-mother first looked at the newly evolved one-eyed mummy, "Come on, use this evolved pyroxene."

In fact, it's not that Xiaoyou has never considered letting the Night Giant use the flash potion. After all, this product has just evolved and changed its image, and it has become a flash. Few people know it, but if it can replace its powerful defense with attack If it is powerful, maybe it will be very powerful... But after a little careful consideration, Xiaoyou found that this idea is actually very tricky.The change of attribute is random, if it becomes a guy with mediocre attack and poor defense, Xiaoyou has no place to cry... And even if it succeeds, who will use the purchased evolutionary pyroxene?

"..." The silent big mummy looked at the diamond-shaped small stone thrown into his hand with his huge bloodshot eyeballs, and very simply stuffed it through the gap in the worn bandage on his body.

"Then the three of you..." The night giant who "carried" the evolutionary pyroxene and hadn't seen any changes took back the elf ball, and Xiaoyou then distributed the three curse symbols that increased the power of ghost skills to the rest. of three elves. "You take this."

The taupe worm shell shook silently, sucking the curse talisman into the crack that exploded on its back, while the purple copycat "Licker" dotted with gem-like crystals simply grabbed the paper talisman and threw it into it. mouth -

If it hadn't been for the fact that several elves had "carried" props accurately from the system menu, Xiaoyou would have angrily grabbed the legs of the soul-hunting eye and lifted them upside down and shook them desperately, making this soul-light foodie take the item Spit it out……

"Huh?" With a glance, Xiaoyou noticed a problem...

"...Ah Xu, are you kidding me?" I saw Geng Gui foolishly sticking the curse talisman on his forehead - just like the zombies in some movies. "Are you waiting for me to find you a Qing Dynasty official uniform? Don't make trouble..."

"Kou Jie! Kou Jie, Kou Jie..."

Xiaoyou frowned and took a closer look, and found a crooked metal product like a crown appeared on the top of Geng Gui's head at some point, which looked familiar...

Oh, I remembered... This seems to be the spoils Gengar got when he was traveling through a forest haunted by ghosts or ghosts, a prop called the King's Certificate.At that time, the system description introduced that this gadget, like the metal coating and the protective armor, was a communication evolution tool for some elves, but other elves would have a fear effect with a 10% chance of attacking if they carried it, so Xiaoyou also Let Geng Gui hold it all the time, and forget about it after a long time-speaking of it, it seems that Geng Gui has never triggered the effect of the king's certificate...

But the problem now is that the elf can only carry one item at a time, and Geng Gui, who has already carried the King's Certificate, naturally cannot carry another curse talisman...

"It's very simple?" Xiaoyou, who understood the reason, was very relaxed, "The effect of the curse charm is more suitable for you, Ah Xu, just replace the certificate of the king..."

Pa——Xiaoyou's hand stretched out to the top of Geng Gui's head was patted aside by Geng Gui's tongue without hesitation.

"...Ah Xu, what are you going to do?"

"Kou Jie Kou Jie! Kou Jie!"

"This is the boss's certificate, so you can't take it down?" Xiaoyou smiled after hearing this, "So it's like this..."

Then I rummaged through the backpack for a while, and took out the metal wooden knife that I hadn’t used for a long time——

————Bujima-style swordsmanship·Geng Guikiri———

After leaving the elf center, Xiaoyou went straight out of the city, found the direction to Qiancong City, and set off——Geng Gui with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

When buying things from the wandering merchant, it was Geng Gui who wanted to buy a curse talisman, but when he bought this product, he turned around and refused to equip it?For Geng Gui's violent and uncooperative attitude, Xiaoyou decisively adopted a violent method - after a brutal beating (a certain pseudo-mother: elves are not "humans"), Geng Gui obediently put on the equipment. If the curse talisman is used, the certificate of the king will be confiscated.

In fact, to be honest, as an elf of the ghost system, Geng Gui is not afraid of ordinary physical attacks-this is also the biggest reliance for Geng Gui to brazenly die many times.Now this appearance with missing front teeth, swollen eyelids and big bag is just made by Geng Gui himself to bluff people. Anyway, Xiaoyou also thinks that Geng Gui's repaired appearance makes his intrusive appearance funny. just let it go...

"Come out, Bi Diao!" Throwing the poke ball, Xiaoyou said to the big bird flapping its wings and flying in mid-air, "Go to find a water source nearby, and let's get rid of this week's weekly tasks by the way..."