Pokemon the wrong way

By a small river in the forest near Yuanzhu City, a girl with a purple ponytail... Ahem, the boy was sitting on the bank, holding a fishing rod in his hand, staring intently at the floating river. Floats on the river.

Behind her...behind him, there were a few bushes growing in an unnatural position, shaking slightly from time to time, as if there was something hidden inside.

At this time, the buoy, which hadn't reacted just now, suddenly shook a few times, and then sank suddenly——

"Hooked!" The young man's eyes flashed, his hands suddenly exerted strength, but the seemingly slender arms burst out with surprisingly strong strength, directly pulling the creature that bit the bait out of the water into the air!

This is a slender silver-gray fish elf with a very special tail that is divided into two pieces up and down. Judging from the sharp short horns on the top of its head and the fangs in its round mouth, this fish is obviously not a king carp Such an easy target to bully.

"This iron gun fish is the last one!" The boy dropped the fishing rod, took out a poke ball from his waist and threw it out, "Come on stupid fish, kill him!"

With a flash of white light, there was an earthy brown big-headed fish elf in the small river that looked a bit malnourished. It stared at a pair of dead fish eyes with dark circles that had stayed up all night for at least three days and three nights. The elf of the gunfish.

In fact, this iron gun fish, which was just passing by for a snack but was suddenly pulled to the surface of the water, was really not in a good mood at the moment. Zhang then sprayed out a jet of water and shot at the stupid fish.

"(Stupid fish, use water splash jump directly on the spot!)" The young man waved his hand lightly, "(Others follow the plan...) Demacia!"

Following the boy's unclear slogan, the stupid fish, half of its body floating on the water, suddenly swung its tail violently and jumped up, jumping out of the water by a height of one or two meters, just dodging the jet of water.

Seeing that his attack was easily dodged by his ugly opponent, Iron Paoyu's anger immediately rose.And just when it was about to fire a water gun to make up the knife while the stupid fish was still in the air, a huge purple cobra suddenly appeared from the unnatural bushes not far from the shore, and a pair of fierce eyes Bilu's snake eyes glared at the iron gun fish.Tie Pao Yu suddenly felt like a frog being stared at by a snake, paralyzed and unable to move, and the water gun skills near his mouth were also suppressed.

Immediately afterwards, several elves came out from the grass, a black bulldog with a bony head and a curved horn stared viciously at the immobile iron gunfish; beside it, a bright and gorgeous golden The fox gently shook its nine big fluffy tails at the cannon fish; a big purple bat flapped four bat wings and flew into the air, opened its mouth in the direction of the cannon fish and made a chilling and piercing noise... …

These messy skills all have one thing in common, that is, the skill itself does not cause damage, but it will reduce the defense of the target - and the iron gun fish hit by this bunch of debuff skills at one time, the defense is immediately weakened to A very dangerous situation...

With Tie Pao Yu's IQ and knowledge, even if he doesn't know what "being squatted in the grass" is, he can understand that he is definitely being calculated, and he flicks his tail stiffly in a panic and intends to run away.But from the shadow under the boy's feet, a big dark purple head with a malicious smile appeared on his face, and a dim light shot out from his blood-red eyes, sweeping across the unlucky water elf, and the iron gunfish immediately I found that although I didn't know the reason, I just couldn't dive into the water and escape...

"The preparations are complete..." The young man nodded in satisfaction, "Stupid fish, use ram."

The stupid fish swung its tattered fins, shook its head and rushed towards the iron gun fish that was about to burst into tears...

boom!

The iron gunfish whose defense power had been shaved into scum suddenly turned into a star in the sky - spike.

每周任务：用笨笨鱼单独击败水系小精灵10/10（一击秒杀5/5），任务完成，奖励金钱+300，通信交换券x1

"Oh, did you reward communication coupons?" Young...nian—it was Xiaoyou who was hesitant about gender during the introduction—he took out the extra communication coupons that came out of his backpack after completing the mission, and looked at it. Look, "Sure enough, the elf that can evolve through communication is a stupid fish."

Back when she was at the elf center in Yuanzhu City, Xiaoyou was thinking about which of her elves would need beautiful scales to evolve.In fact, this is not a difficult question. After all, among the elves in the hands of the fake mother-in-law trainer, there are only a few that have not evolved. When thinking about evolution, you need "scales" and "beautiful"... The answer is basically It has already come out... and the weekly missions received after leaving the city also confirmed Xiaoyou's guess.

It's just that it's a little bit difficult for Benbenyu, an elf whose fighting power is as "powerful" as the carp king, to defeat ten wild water elves alone.At least when fighting a marsh king caught by Xiaoyou, the stupid fish was almost crushed into a fish file by that wet, sticky, oversized salamander-like guy with one blow... and half of the blow The spike requirement is even more painful. You must know that Xiaoyou's stupid fish has only impact skills other than water splashing. Although there is a skill of freezing light in the skill trainer, but this guy's ability value is irrelevant. Both the attack and the special attack are so scumbag...

But fortunately, Xiaoyou quickly found a loophole in the rules - the "solo defeat" judgment stipulated by the system only depends on whether the damage is all caused by stupid fish, and it has been proved through experiments that if it is only debuffed, don't say it is the grass five friends There is no problem at all with a group of eighteen bronze figures...

So after a few poor victims like Iron Paoyu appeared, the mission was quickly completed.

"Although I got the exchange voucher so soon, it seems a little bit to turn around and go back to Yuanzhu City now..." Xiaoyou took the communication exchange voucher and looked back in the direction of Yuanzhu City, shook his head hesitantly, and exchanged Put the coupon in your backpack. "Forget it, let's wait until the next town to use it."

The hypocrite who was talking to herself like this didn't notice the half of her head protruding from the shadow behind her, and the pair of bright red eyes...

The result of negligence is that a few minutes later...

The system npc is being generated, please don't move randomly...

"Damn it! What's going on?" Xiaoyou stared dumbfounded at the place in the backpack where the exchange coupons were originally placed but was still empty. The corners of her mouth twitched for a while and then she lowered her head and yelled, "Ah Xu! You're going to die for me!" !"

Well, Geng Gui is currently the only suspect as the existence who can take out the Pokéball from the backpack during the battle at the Yuanzhu Gym...

"Mouth Jie~~" Geng Gui, who appeared from the shadow, tilted his eyes 45 degrees, pouted his mouth as if whistling...

"Ahhh! You've gotten used to dying, haven't you!?" The angry puppet grabbed Geng Gui's head, "You were beaten until you were trembling, didn't you? You felt the pleasure of being beaten! Okay, you Wait!"

In the menu's menu, a few times in the menu, Xiaoyou took out a grass -green tree fruit with a bit like durian: "Knowing that you are not afraid of physical attacks, so I don’t beat you ... but today's lunch ... you Only this kind of bitterness can be eaten!"

(Friendship popular science: Kulian, average size: 28.0cm. Firmness: hard. It is a tree fruit that mainly grows in Fangyuan and Xin'ao areas. Because the taste is too bitter, basically except for a few strange species with unique taste, it is absolutely rare. Most elves can't help but make a really, really sad face after eating this straight up...)

"Kou, Koujie!?" Geng Gui's expression finally changed from deadpan to terrified.

"Heh heh heh..." But Xiaoyou, who had already entered the semi-blackened mode, didn't feel the slightest pity because of this, "But it's already too late!"

"Jie! Jie! Jie!" Geng Gui danced and struggled desperately.

"It's useless to struggle in vain!" Xiaoyou laughed loudly, "This thing has already been added to your luxurious lunch! You just wait...cough cough cough! Where did the sand come from?"

Xiaoyou spit out the rough grit that had run into her mouth at some point, looked up and looked around——

"...Ah, ah?"

Let go of the hand that was holding Geng Gui's head, Xiaoyou looked around dully... Just now I should have been in the forest near Yuanzhu City, how could I just blink, and I was already standing in a vast expanse of scorching sun Is it in the desert plain where the wind is howling and the hot sand is flying?And the place looks almost like...

... Uh, that ... can't it?

"Hey, little girl over there!" A rough and loud voice sounded behind Xiaoyou.

Xiaoyou turned his head stiffly like an unoiled bearing, and saw a red-haired bearded man with a visually estimated height of at least two meters and a muscular body walking towards him with big strides.By the way, this muscular dude is wearing a tight white t-shirt with a world map and the words "Grand Strategy" on it...

"..." Although generally speaking, you just need to smile when you don't know what expression to use, but Xiaoyou found that her facial nerves had been temporarily necrotic...

"Hey, little girl! I am Iskandar, the King of Conquerors, and I came to the world this time as a trainer—this class sounds weird?" The muscular uncle with a loud voice walked away in a few steps. Xiaoyou stood still in front of her, while a certain pseudo-mother was frustrated to find that her height was still a long way from the "Grand Strategy" logo on the opponent's chest. "

Well, anyway, I received a request and came here to exchange correspondence with you!Because I found out that the place where I descended is in the forest, so in order to find you quickly, I directly pulled you into my inherent barrier—now it seems that it is indeed very convenient!Ha ha ha ha……"

Xiaoyou's facial nerves began to revive: the corners of her mouth twitched and twitched—there are too many mps to use, right?Just looking for someone to directly open the king's army...

"However! Anyone who wants to communicate with Iskandar, the Conqueror, is not qualified to do so!" Before Xiaoyou could speak, the so-called "his beard alone is worse than any other person in recent years." Animated characters" (Note 1) said directly, "It just so happens that I have already developed an inherent enchantment, why don't you fight with my army?"

"Nani!?" Xiaoyou was almost scared to death.Uncle Grand Strategy's army?Those are tens of thousands of heavily armed macho men!And what's even more frightening is that this group of hunks are also suspected of being gay!

Xiaoyou almost started to think that it would be too late to disguise herself as a girl now...

"Hahahaha!!" Seeing Xiaoyou looking around with a pale face, Iskandar laughed and patted the dummy's head vigorously - originally wanted to pat the shoulder, but the height gap was too big to reach. "Don't be nervous! I also know the rules of this world! So in this family, this is my army!"

"...Oh!" Xiaoyou couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief seeing that Uncle Conqueror Wang took out from his waist a poke ball that was the same color as his beard and was inlaid with a circle of plush.It turned out to be a battle between elves!Then there's no problem—even if you let out a beast or something, it's easier to deal with than tens of thousands of gays who are fully armed...

Then Xiaoyou saw Mr. "Grand Strategy" turn around and almost used all his strength to throw the poke ball backwards: "Come out! My army!"

Swish, Swish, Swish, Swish, Swish, Swish, Swish, Swish, Swish, Swish, Swish, Swish, Swish, Swish, Swish, Swish, Swish, Swish, Swish, Swish, and Swish, the rising and falling white light shone for almost a full ten seconds.After the white light dissipated, Xiaoyou began to seriously think about a question——

Is it easy to deal with tens of thousands of human gays with cold weapons, or tens of thousands of fire-breathing dragons, water arrows, turtles, frogs, flowers, big needles, bees, Nido, kings, long stones, big rock snakes, powerful monkeys, tyrannical carp dragons, Shawarangai Bilang Giant Claw Crab Iron Armored Tyrannosaurus Flying Mantis Electric Shock Beast Duck-billed Charmander... easy to deal with?

Nima, this is to catch half of the wild elves in the entire Kanto region and throw them here, right? ?

"As you can see, the battlefield I manifested is a plain (Xiaoyou: This is obviously a desert!?), but I am sorry that I have a slight advantage in terms of numbers (Xiaoyou: You have the nerve to call this a ' Point'!?), so... little girl, as long as you support my army for 1 minute, you will win!"

"I'm not a little girl..." Due to too many flaws, Xiaoyou could only squeeze out this sentence...

"Hahaha, don't care about such details!" The King of Conquerors laughed loudly, "Don't be too nervous! I will release the water a little bit!"

"Oh……"

"Destroy it!!"

"Soul Dan! Is this a line to release water!?"

Note 1: This comment comes from the comment video of Giggukaz, a vicious foreigner. .