Pokemon the wrong way

Yuanzhu City in the afternoon. // High speed update//

In this city where the retro style is the selling point, people usually choose to find a quiet place during this break time, prepare a pot of tea and some refreshments, and taste the fresh tea while comprehending the ancient tea ceremony. A quiet and elegant heart.

Only today...

"Ah la la la la la la la—"

Well, the tranquility and elegance of Yuanzhu City at noon have been completely destroyed just like that.

The person who yelled in this loud and energetic voice was a tall, burly, red-haired muscular man with a bushy beard.This muscular man wearing a "Grand Strategy" t-shirt is standing on a strangely shaped two-wheeled chariot pulled by two particularly burly black... Kentaro, grabbing the weapon with one hand. Holding the reins, he rumbled and crushed all the way on the streets of Yuanzhu City.

"Ahahaha! How about it, what is my 'shenwei wheel' in this world?" The hunky uncle known as the king of conquerors let out a heroic laugh while asking a petite ( Compared with the [-]-meter-tall macho), the pale-faced girl... oh, the boy asked. "It really took a lot of effort to find these two shining Kentaro!"

"It's cool, powerful, domineering, high-end, and upscale!" Xiaoyou, who was holding her collar and her feet dangling in the air, gritted her teeth and shouted in a low voice, "But please get rid of the motorcycle behind you first, okay?"

"The Kentai Roman car in front, I will tell you again!" As if echoing the words of the fake girl trainer, Miss Junsha's voice came again from the motorcycle not far behind the chariot, "You have already Seriously disrupted the public order in this city! Don't make unnecessary resistance! Pull over immediately and release the hostages in your hands..."

"Stupid!" the King of Conquerors yelled back, his voice was as loud as that of Miss Junsha who was holding a trumpet in her hand. "This is a treasure I'm proud of! Don't call it such a shameful name!"

"Ah..." Xiaoyou covered her face with her hands with a sad face, "I'd better give up the treatment..."

……

The reason why Xiaoyou appeared on the chariot of the King of Conquerors and appeared in Yuanzhu City is naturally because the emperor has to fulfill the obligation of communication exchange, and Yuanzhu City is the nearest place with a communication exchange.

It’s just a little bit to mention that this is not because Xiaoyou successfully survived for 1 minute under the elf version of “The Army of the King”—at least Xiaoyou doesn’t think she has survived…

In fact, when the sturdy elf army that could barely be seen rushed towards her aggressively, Xiaoyou's first reaction was to release Xanadu, trying to use teleportation to stay away from the terrifying wave of elves .But well...

"Nima!"

So Xiaoyou can only take the next best thing, summoning the fossil pterosaur to take advantage of high-altitude maneuvering...

Then on the opposite side, thousands of fire-breathing dragons, big-billed birds, big-billed sparrows, and big-billed bats flew up... The two sides launched a unique "game" in the air...

For example, the flame-jetting barrage game, the flashing game and the Yanhui game, and the Xunxing and Air Blade games, etc...

In addition to the ball scraping game, Xiaoyou has also developed some more novel gameplays, such as the shadow clone hide-and-seek gameplay, the strange light bumper car gameplay, the gravity technique cordless bungee jumping gameplay, etc...

If you continue to play like this, Xiaoyou still has every hope of persisting for more than 1 minute.But the crux of the problem is that these are not the boss wave of wild elves with flawed IQs, but a huge wave of well-trained domestic products... After the emperor gave an order, all the elves who had evolved to their final form were killed. A gorgeous n-segment volley of destruction and death came... The full-coverage blow with high quality and quantity left Xiaoyou with no room to dodge. After two rounds of blows with protection, she was completely defeated. It came down in suspense—it took a total of one minute and one second, and Xiaoyou had to admit that this seemingly cheating red-haired emperor really let go of water...

……

Anyway, the replay is over.On the side of Yuanzhu City, under the command of the King of Conquerors, the two black Kentaroes used their super speed skills together - don't ask me why Kentaro is so fast, the magical sparkling elves are not something we mortals can act rashly Self-assessment——suddenly distanced herself from the motorcycle that was chasing after her. Even though Miss Junsha was unwilling to do so, she could only accept this fact with her handkerchief:

Before, I could only follow behind to eat ashes, but now finally... I can't even eat ashes, Hun Dan!

In the elf center, thanks to the retro house building model, the red-bearded uncle finally did not drive the "bull cart" directly into the hall on the first floor of the elf center. A certain clock tower student naturally carried a certain puppet all the way up to the second floor, and found the communication switch...

And Xiaoyou finally knew how the "king's army power" that was not enough to describe was stuffed into a poke ball:

"Judging by the number of the king's army... the current capture success rate of this thing is probably even the master ball, right?" Xiaoyou held the fringed poke ball with a black line on his head.

And what made Xiao You black line even more was during the communication exchange...

Generally, during the communication exchange, there will be an animation effect in which the silhouettes of the two elves to be exchanged exchange positions on the large screen of the switch, but this time the screen does not know if something is wrong, it is dark Nothing is displayed, and the exchange duration is exceptionally long...

Xiaoyou quickly realized that it wasn't that the screen was not displayed, but...

"Uh, it's because there are too many elves in it..."

Fortunately, after more than three times the duration of the previous communication exchange, the switch finally spit out the two poke balls again.

"In this way, my mission is completed." Uncle Conqueror Wang picked up his bug elf ball, "Well, I think my little master should have bought back the limited game cd this time...then goodbye, little girl !"

"..." Looking out from the window on the second floor, Xiao You could see the King of Conquerors laughing and walking out of the gate of the elf center, jumping on Kentaro's version of "Shenwei Wheel" and driving away.A few seconds later, more than a dozen fine cars with flashing lights whizzed by the gate of the Little Elf Center led by Miss Junsha...

Then Xiaoyou calmly took out the disguise kit, hastily made up her image into the appearance of a passer-by boy with a big bag on her head, and then hid all the elf balls in her waist into the system backpack, and found a corner Get down and wait for Miss Joy from the Elf Center to find her...

That's right, we are just victims of soy sauce, and have nothing to do with the muscular brother downstairs...

It is said that in the following month, the Yuanzhu Municipal Bureau of Fine Arts deployed its energy in the surrounding area to arrest a gangster nicknamed "Red Beard" on charges of sabotage of official duties, serious disturbance of public order, contempt of fine inspection, and kidnapping of hostages. , snatch the elves...

ps: Black tea committed suicide this morning. I accidentally ate prohibited food, which caused the digestive system to fail. .