Pokemon the wrong way

"Master Caster, my cat boss hasn't gotten close to me for some reason recently, what's going on?"

"Kou Jie Kou Jie... The cat boss told me that the new cushion you bought for it recently is a cheap product made of chemical fiber... It made his skin allergic... Kou Jie... just replace it with a pure cotton one..."

"So that's how it is!" The student girl in school uniform covered her mouth and said apologetically to her little elf, "I'm sorry, Boss Cat! I'll buy you a new mat on the way back later..."

Xiaoyou smiled: "The next one..."

"Master Caster, why doesn't my little dear Bruisan like the handsome Brusan introduced to her? Why?"

"Koujie...your family's Bruce likes...uh, a Deluby I met at the club last month...Kujie..."

"Ah la la la! That's it!" The "plump" Obasan, who was covered in jewels and looked like a rich lady, hugged the elf on his chest—the poor pink one The Shar Pei seemed to be rolling his eyes. "De Ruby's words should be the elf of Saito's family... Don't worry, kiss Bru, I'll go back and arrange a blind date for you!"

Xiaoyou quietly wiped off the cold sweat: "Uh, the next one..."

"Master Caster! Please take a look at my Snorkel! It seems to be suffering from anorexia! Now it can only eat less than ten boxes of elf food for a meal!"

"Kou, Koujie... Kabimon said that it accidentally saw you working hard to earn food for it... so it decided to go on a diet... Koujie..."

"Nani! It turned out to be like this!" The tall and burly young man, who seemed to be a bit malnourished, hugged his little elf—the stomach—with tears streaming down his face, "I have made you wronged, Ka Bishou! From now on, you just let go of your stomach and eat! I will work two more jobs..."

The corner of Xiaoyou's mouth twitched slightly: "...Sir, I am also deeply moved by the sincere relationship between you and your elf, but please don't let your elf block the door... the next one..."

……

Ever since I received the first young girly boy with Nidolan, I don’t know if that brat went to make a big publicity, or the "performance" when receiving the brat was witnessed by passing tourists, or It’s Yujie’s version (the original version is human*wife, you know...) Medea’s appearance is indeed much more popular than the big-eyed monster, anyway, after this, in front of Xiaoyou’s "caster psychic divination" booth Soon there was an endless stream of customers, and even a long queue began to form...

But until now, Xiaoyou's capital income is still zero...

This is because the little elf acrobatics performances in this small town are free of charge... The performers who come here basically want to hone their performance skills or increase their popularity.After all, compared with the appearance fee for being invited to perform in the future after becoming famous, the little performance fee lost here is nothing at all...

There is only one elf divination performance similar to Xiaoyou's booth, which imitates the shrine style - the charging standard is the same as the shrine's sesame oil money, and only a symbolic five yuan is charged for each performance... This is already the entire Xiaoyou The only paid show in town.

So Xiaoyou's show here is naturally free... That's why the first brat ran away without paying... So even though the customers are waiting in a long line, a certain fake girl can't earn a dollar, even Afterwards, you have to pay the organizer for the rental fee of the booth and props...

But even so, Xiaoyou is still smiling, and earnestly receives one after another guests who don't pay for divination...

Of course, this is not the result of Xiaoyou's head being crushed by more than 7000 rumbling rocks... It is because the system's mission was modified after the first unpaid brat ran away magnificently:

Task reward change: Under the current environment, for every 10 tourists successfully received, 1 special free attribute point will be obtained (special free attribute points can only be used to increase the attribute with the lowest value among the attributes)

After discovering the task change, Xiaoyou immediately started to do arithmetic problems...Unless there is no accident, it takes about 5 minutes to divination for one customer, so in an hour, it can basically handle ten tourists and get a little Special free attribute points; according to the standard working time, if you continue divination for eight hours a day, you will get eight points. If you are lucky, you can get nine points. If you add it to the lowest system attribute, you can add three points...

According to the staff of the organizer who rented booths and props, today is the third day of the event, and this event will last at least a week...

Nima, this is very lucrative, isn't it!It's almost time for Celebi's task!

Driven by sufficient interests, Xiaoyou, who happened to be relatively idle, almost immediately transformed from "ordinary caster Medea" into "Rage Medea who met Soichiro Katsuki", bursting out 12 points of enthusiasm into Right now, the name is divination, but it is actually the great cause of translation of the second edition of the elves...

"Next person!"

"Kou Jie..."

"(Protest dismissed! Hurry up and perform obediently for us!)"

"Talk and talk!"

"...There are still glutinous rice dumplings left in Yuanzhu City, so you can eat as much as you want in the evening!"

"Mouth!"

———Roar of Time———

The unknown town— whose name is still obscured by a "welcome" banner—has held its sixth day of elf acrobatics.At this time, Xiaoyou, who was supposed to pretend to be an adult wife magician and set up a fortune-telling stall near the town square, was already on her way to the next town—you still have two days to earn attribute points?

Everything is naturally the fault of the system...

On the first day of setting up the stall, every ten tourists got a special free attribute point, and Xiaoyou, who performed hard, successfully got 9 attribute points, which were added to the defense attribute with the lowest value.But on the second day, probably because he realized that he had underestimated the enthusiasm of the pseudo-mother, the system shamelessly increased the condition for rewarding a little attribute point to 20 people... and Xiaoyou didn't find out until the afternoon when he returned to the elf center where he stayed. My own reward was brutally cut in half, and I only got 4 special free attribute points...

As a result, the enthusiasm for pretending to be a fake mother suddenly plummeted.After the reward condition on the third day becomes 30 people with one attribute point, in order not to waste the hard-earned points-the four attribute points obtained on the second day are used and there is still a little left, and this thing will disappear after the mission is over. Forfeited—Xiaoyou reluctantly continued to set up a stall, and after using up three attribute points, he closed the stall and left without hesitation...

As for the tourists who came here for the name but couldn't find Xiaoyou, they asked the event organizers such questions as "Where did that particularly effective psychic divination show go?" none of our business~

Anyway, isn't there a divination at a shrine that charges five yuan in the town... Although in Xiaoyou's opinion, the performance that is almost like her in the second grade, although it claims to use the natural bird's future-prediction skills to do divination, is actually just for letting The natural sparrow took out the divination sticks from the shrine to bluff people, but the elf's performance was very good, and the uncle in charge of the host was also very good at acting, which was enough to fool the tourists.

……

"Although I was tricked by the system, but after thinking about it, I have added five attributes in total, and I have actually earned it..." Xiaoyou, who was walking on the road, comforted himself, "However, if you count the consumption, how much do you earn? Not necessarily... Ah Xu! Don't look around! It's you!"

"Koujie?" Geng Gui, who was floating beside Xiaoyou, held a bamboo stick in his mouth, showing an innocent expression lying on his gun.

"You still dare to show such an expression?" Seeing Geng Gui's appearance, Xiaoyou wanted to kick him. "In three days, give me all the glutinous rice dumplings left! You guys are not afraid of choking to death!"

"Mouth, mouth, mouth..." Seeing that being cute didn't work, Geng Gui blinked and changed into an expression of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water, and started humming—meaning that ghosts can't choke to death or something.

"What a guts, Ah Xu..." Looking at Geng Gui's expression, Xiaoyou knew that this guy "reserved" enough glutinous rice dumplings in his stomach at once, and felt that even if he was threatened, he would have no food for one or two meals. Eating is nothing - I have to say that the digestive system structure of elves, especially ghost-type elves, is indeed a mystery that even Dr. Oki has not figured out...

But this doesn't mean that Xiaoyou has nothing to do with the foodie elf she loves to die for.I saw Xiaoyou calmly took out a small suitcase-shaped portable Poke Ball Exchanger from her backpack, and began to exchange Poke Balls one by one: "Ah Xu, have you seen the forest not far away?"

"... Kou Jie?" Geng Gui responded inexplicably.

"This forest is very close to the town, and the level of wild elves in it should not be too high..." Xiaoyou closed the box of the portable switch with a snap, and stood up with several elf balls in his hand. "It should be very suitable for elves with relatively low levels to practice in a team..."

"Koujie...?" Geng Gui instinctively sensed something was wrong.

"So Ah Xu! I now appoint you as the captain of this newly formed team, go and take the children to level up!" Xiaoyou threw the Poké Ball at Geng Gui, "Come out and find your captain—— Iron Dumbbell, Yukira, Baby Dragon, Revenant Shadow Doll, Snow Boy!"

"Mouth, mouth Jie!" Geng Gui showed a terrified expression, turned around and wanted to sneak into Xiaoyou's shadow, but a mouth full of tiny fangs bit the short short behind Geng Gui's butt first. On the tail—let's just say it's the tail...

"Mouth Jie—"

Bear children are a special species with extremely powerful lethality... Whether it is human or elf...