Pokemon the wrong way

Almost a week has passed since Xiaoyou stepped into the battle tower.

Although I'm upset by the trick of "the half-price discount ends today", but think about it carefully, after all, they don't really want to cheat themselves, so Xiaoyou can only grit his teeth and continue beating the children in the battle tower to earn points and kill time. Then it took a whole day, and finally got Iwakiri's skill learner into his hand before the battle tower closed the next day.

However, there are relative side effects.Due to the "terrorist activities" of massacring children these days, Xiaoyou has the nickname "the flat-chested witch with only a 21/21 survival rate" among the trainers in the battle tower. Among them, "[-] One-tenth of the survival rate" refers to Xiaoyou will deliberately lose a game after winning [-] games in a row to avoid the forced promotion of the matching system. As for the "flat chest"...

Nima, you are the one with flat chest... Uh, no!You are the witch!Your whole family is a witch! !

There are not many countermeasures against such rumors, that is, during the battle, those trainers who pointed at themselves and yelled "appeared! A 21/[-] flat-chested witch!" just beating...

In the end, the unscrupulous harvesting behavior of a certain fake woman attracted the attention of the management of the battle tower. The management uncles lamented that they still underestimated the lower limit of today's young trainers, and made a decision on the relevant battle promotion rules. Promotion changes: Reduce the extra reward for seven consecutive victories to 3 points, and change the criteria for promotion and relegation from the number of consecutive victories to the battle rate...

So when Xiaoyou came to collect bp points again on the fourth day, she suddenly found that the rules had been updated overnight, and she was kicked into the high-level area by the new rules after the update-the minimum is [-] points. badges, that is, the trainer in the advanced zone above the average level of the league conference. Although Xiaoyou can still maintain a good winning rate, he can no longer easily crush it as easily as in the intermediate zone. Sometimes he is unlucky to meet Opponents whose attributes are restrained more strongly will be blown up if they are not careful... In short, the efficiency of bp points will drop all of a sudden.

Faced with such a situation, Xiaoyou gave up the calculation of speedy efficiency when she had no choice but to settle down and honestly regard the battle of the battle tower as a pastime to kill time and the actual combat training of the elves.In addition to the most standard one-on-one heads-up rounds, the rare modes such as two-on-two, three-on-three, doubles, and associations will also participate in Xiaoyou as long as they encounter each other. Throwing away the sense of presence on the battlefield... Even Duduli, who is almost a full-time vehicle and has pitifully few battles, was sent out to fight a two-person alliance battle-of course, in that round, Duduli pig The teammate's temperament was full, and his temporary teammate almost fell into tears...

Different attitudes lead to different efficiencies, so the exchange of the grating cannon, which is only 20 points more expensive than the rock cut, took nearly three days longer than the rock cut.After getting the second skill disc, Xiaoyou, who felt cheated again, decided to immediately challenge the Shallow Cong Gym to change her mood...

Why do I say I was cheated again... That is because the organizer of the battle tower compensated for the temporary change of the rules: all prizes will be exchanged for a [-]% discount within a week.In this way, there is a surplus of bp points exchanged for the grating cannon just right... Xiaoyou even suspects that this is actually a trick by the organizers to trap the trainers—just like those online games that sell props to make money on the earth. There is always a subtle gap between the price of props and the denomination of the recharge card...

So the fake girl trainer planned to spend all the points at once and never come again in the short term. She walked around the counter with the extra bp points, and after a few turns, there was an extra bp in her pocket called Toxic bead stuff.

This item was found by Xiaoyou at the equipment and item counter. Among the many items whose exchange prices were around one or two hundred points, only this Poison Orb and another item called Flame Orb were particularly cheap.Xiaoyou's points were just enough to exchange for one. After thinking about it, the hypocrite decided to seek the opinion of her "little friend" Ah Xu, and Geng Gui did not hesitate to choose the poisonous pearl whose color was closer to his own.

Then Xiaoyou took this glass bead with a thick purple mist inside it in her hand...

Then Xiaoyou suddenly wanted to swear...

Poison Bead: Poison the elf holding this item. (Do you think this is a prop that makes the elf's attack have poisonous properties? It's too sweet...years!)

Nima, is this thing used to cheat your father?Definitely where is the cheating?Where did the precipice cheat!What kind of trouble is it to poison yourself!Or is it the correct way to use this thing is to run up to the opponent's elf before the battle starts, show a sunny smile full of affinity and say, "Hello, before the battle, I will give you a present, please accept it~" and then stuff the beads into the opponent In the arms of the elf?

With a tangled face, Xiaoyou turned on the system, gritted her teeth, and spent 100 yuan to inquire about several scientific methods of using this thing: such as using skills such as tricks, stealing, and passing gifts to exchange beads on opponents to poison them—but There are relatively few elves with such skills; or to lure opponents to use stealing or asking for skills to let opponents get beads and then poison them... But there are not many elves with these skills, and even if they can, they may not be able to use them...and the key The key is that for these usages, you have to equip your elves with this thing first, and if you accidentally play it off, you will still be cheating yourself...

No wonder it's so cheap... Xiaoyou gritted his teeth when he recalled the apologetic expression on the counter clerk's face that he couldn't return the product.Planting out the troublesome backlog of goods, you must be very happy, right?

I don’t know what kind of mentality it is—maybe it’s based on Xiaoyou’s arrogant mentality that only I can cheat others and can’t just cheat others (this mentality is obviously not very good...), the system very rarely took the initiative to send some benefits:

Achievement Obtained: First Victory in Battle Tower!Take part in the Battle Tower Battle and emerge victorious!Reward money +500

Achievement: Ten consecutive victories against the battle tower!Get 10 victories in Battle Towers!Reward free attribute +1, money +200

Obtained the achievement: Slash a hundred people in the battle tower!Get 100 victories in Battle Towers!Reward free attribute +2, money +300

……

However, the system distributes the benefits and returns the benefits—to be honest, not a lot of them—if they are cheated, they will still be cheated.Xiao You, with a small face still stretched out, came to the Shallow Onion Gym.

Originally, I was hoping to vent my grievances in the gymnasium battle, but found that the gate of the gymnasium was still closed...

"...So why did it become like this?" Xiaoyou stood at the gate of the shallow onion gymnasium, complaining loudly with an unhappy face. "As a gym trainer, your master 'Master' is too irresponsible, isn't it?"

"This...Because Guang'er's condition is still recovering, Miss Mikan is really worried." Qiao's little lolita Kexia explained with an embarrassed smile on her face, "In short, Master is still not here. In the hall..."

But the "Guang'er" in Xiakou is the "culprit" who caused Qiancong Gymnasium to retreat for more than a week, and it is an electric dragon.Although there is a word "dragon" in the name, it does not have dragon attributes, but a pure electric elf that evolved from Maliyang and Mianmian.It does not look mighty and domineering at all, it looks like a hybrid creature with bright yellow fur and black stripes, the appearance of a sheep and the shape of a kangaroo. It is said that the red round crystalline tissue on the tail of this guy can emit light like a light bulb at night, which can shine for a long distance Bright light, so the port city of Asahi Onion City was once used as a biological lighting tool in the lighthouse...

And the so-called illness is actually the light of the "light bulb" on Dianlong Guang'er's tail becoming unstable recently...

"Are you kidding me! It's just that the tail doesn't light up. Just throw a few hundred thousand volts over to charge it up!" Xiaoyou ran away slightly, "Why don't you make such a fuss!"

"You can't use such a rough method!" Ke Xia Luoli waved her hands again and again, "Guang'er from Master Mikan's family is very influential in Qiansong City! To commemorate his contribution, when building the mechanical lighthouse of Xinxin a few years ago , did not take down the old lighthouse on purpose..."

In short, this is a very old brand electric dragon, and it seems to be quite good at selling old people.And even if the Chinese medicine special effect medicine ordered from Zhanlan City has been taken back a few days ago, but Chinese medicine—that is, Chinese medicine and the like—one of the characteristics of this thing is that it does not take effect as quickly as western medicine. The big-name Mr. Dianlong is still recuperating, and Miss Mikan, a gym trainer, is still waiting in front of Dianlong...

"Then what should I do?" If it weren't for the little loli in front of her who was much more fun than herself, Xiaoyou would have to think about whether she would lie on the ground and not get up if she didn't fight the gymnasium. "Are trainers who come to challenge like me just waiting foolishly?"

"This...you can also go to Zhanlan City!" Ke Xia Yanzhu said, "There is a regular ship from Qiansong City to Zhanlan City, which is very convenient! And Zhanlan City also has gymnasiums! I was with you before The same trainers who come to challenge, just can’t wait so go to Zhanlan City first! You can also challenge Zhanlan Gym first, and then wait until you come back from Zhanlan City, Master Mikan must be free!”

"Oh, is that so?" Xiaoyou took out the manual from her bag and looked at it. It did say that there was a fighting gym in Zhanlan City. "Okay, then I'll go to Zhanlan City to have a look. But...if the door doesn't open when I come back from Zhanlan City, I'll arrest you and force your master to open the door!"

"Eh? This has nothing to do with me!"

"Stop talking nonsense! This is called repaying the master's debt! If the door is not opened by then, I will send you back to your master in an envelope!"

"It's impossible to have such a big envelope!?"

"Send it in dozens of times!"

"Eh--"

———Jet Flame———

A side story that is basically irrelevant to the main story:

"What you said is true!?" The young Shamate nobleman who came out of the inpatient department of the hospital after recovering from a serious illness stood at the entrance of the battle tower, holding the shoulder of a battle tower trainer with excitement and shaking vigorously, " That damn witch has really left!?"

"That's right, someone saw her leave on a regular ship to Zhanlan City..." The innocent trainer who was just passing by was killed by the youth Matt, and his eyes were almost turned into mosquito coils. "You let go..."

"Hahaha!" Shamat looked up to the sky and rushed into the battle tower with a long smile, "Then the damn guy is finally gone! My time has finally come!"

Passerby Trainer: "...Crazy, is this?"

Mr. Shamate, who is in a happy mood, is not only in good condition today, but also seems to be very lucky. The opponents he encountered in a row were either mediocre or their attributes were suppressed. They were defeated by Shamate. The number of victories has accumulated to six games...

"That damn purple-haired trainer is no longer here..." Quickly matched to the seventh match, Sha Matt walked into the elevator excitedly. "Finally... I can finally win my first seven consecutive victories! Although I don't know why the winning streak rewards have been lowered, anyway, the rewards are also [-]% off..."

The elevator door opened, and Sha Matt walked into the battle field confidently: "I kept you waiting for a long time! Although I'm a little sorry, I have already booked the victory of this battle... huh?"

The young trainer standing opposite Ling Shamat was inexplicably familiar: he was in his teens, wearing a neat short camouflage outfit, with a slightly childish but still heroic face, and a hair that seemed to be on fire at any time. Short fiery red hair...I always feel like I've seen it before?

"Oh!" The red-haired boy looked full of energy, and he didn't seem dissatisfied at all with Sha Matt's arrogant declaration when he entered the arena. "I heard that I can fight powerful trainers here, so I came here... Now it seems that I have come to the right place! I am Xia Chengxun from Hualan City, please give me your advice!"

"Ugh!" Shamat finally remembered where he had seen this boy... This guy... This guy was the trainer who had been with that damn purple-haired witch in the Goblet of Fire competition in Hyuga Town !

Calm down... I want to calm down!Sha Matt's eyes were wide open, his face was pale and sweat was pouring down like rain.This guy lost to Zimao in the end!His strength might not be that powerful!As long as I calm down... Maybe I can... No!It is sure to win!

"Then let's start the battle..." Because across the battle field, the red-haired girl who looked like a teenager didn't notice the abnormal expression on Shamate's face, and threw the poke ball first, "Go, Nobunaga! "

"Roar!!" As soon as the muscular fire-breathing dragon appeared on the stage, it spewed out a large stream of fiery flames, highlighting its presence in a high-profile manner.

"..." Sha Matt raised his arm tremblingly, looked at the elf ball in his hand, and wanted to cry but had no tears...

In this battle, the elf it chose was Sister Milip...

"This world is unreal ah ah ah ah!!"