Pokemon the wrong way

The regular liaison boats that travel between Asconion City and Zhanlan City are very weird in shape. They have a wide and flat cabin, but there are two side-by-side bottoms. It is said that the design of this catamaran can reduce resistance or something, in short, it can improve The speed of the ship.However, Xiaoyou said that the speed of this boat is actually slow enough to fish on it - at least Xiaoyou completed the daily task of beating wild water-type elves on the boat in this way, earning the day's food for the elves...

But if you think about it carefully, you will find that the slow speed is not the problem of the ship.The liaison ship departs in the evening, and if it sails at full speed, it will probably arrive at the destination in the middle of the night. Where will the Taoist ship let the passengers find a place to spend the night?Simply sail slowly and wait until the next morning to arrive, which can save fuel costs by the way.

After arriving in Zhanlan City, Xiaoyou learned about this from the schedule of the connecting ship at the port - the same boat from Zhanlan City to Qiancong City arrives at noon and can arrive before evening...

Of course, these are not important to Xiaoyou.In fact, the eyes of the pseudonym trainer have already been attracted by a strange figure in the distance...

"Drink! Drink! Ha! Xi!"

It wasn't a big star with small eyes singing, but an uncle who looked to be in his 30s was fighting a Haoli... single-handedly?

This strange uncle has a square face with sharp edges, sharp eyes, and a thick beard that is connected with his sideburns. He is wearing a pair of tattered white Taoist trousers, which are firmly tied with a black cloth belt. Naked, exposing the strong and muscular arms and chest, and a little belly that is a bit ugly in comparison... All in all, it is a martial artist dressed like a well-known fighting game character "Damon Xuro".

Standing on the pier and watching from a distance, Xiaoyou saw that the martial arts uncle used his agility, which was not commensurate with his slightly bloated figure, to flexibly dodge the continuous hand knife attack of the muscular brother Gui Haoli, and then jumped into the air. He dodged Haoli's sudden change of spin kick, but he also exposed his flaws. Haoli grabbed his legs, and immediately used Haoli's famous skill Hell Rolling...

"This..." The corner of Xiaoyou's mouth twitched as he watched the uncle being grabbed by Haoli and rolled on the ground several times in a row, and then thrown out far away, his head slammed down on the ground and remained motionless. "Even if it's the sandy land near the port, it doesn't look like... it won't die, right?"

Xiaoyou looked around, thinking about finding a phone booth to call an ambulance, but found that the passers-by near the port who also witnessed this scene all looked familiar, without any panic.After a while, the uncle struggled to get up slowly, and then hugged his fighting elf with tears in his eyes and cried loudly.

"... Excuse me, those two over there... Are you okay?" Xiaoyou, who was in a cold sweat, couldn't help but stop another uncle passing by and asked.

"Ah, you are talking about Mr. Ah Si?" The uncle No. [-] dressed as a sailor glanced in the direction Xiao You pointed and said with a smile, "It's okay, it's okay! Mr. Ah Si often comes here for special training in the morning Yes, Hell Rolling and all that stuff is trivial!"

"Uh, you are often beaten like this?" Xiaoyou was sweating profusely—this sounds as miserable as when he was specially trained by his mother?

"Well, Mr. Ah Si said that doing this can strengthen the tacit understanding, momentum, and perseverance between the elf and the trainer..." The sailor uncle thought for a while, and said with a relaxed face, "In short, there is no problem!"

"Uh, okay..." Xiaoyou nodded, and decided not to bother with that weird "Martial Daoist". "By the way, uncle, do you know how to get to the gymnasium in Zhanlan City?"

"Well... you should ask Mr. Ah Si." The sailor uncle smiled mysteriously and pointed to the beach. "After all, no one knows the location of Zhanlan gymnasium better than him!"

"That Mr. Ah Si?" Xiaoyou looked suspiciously at the uncle who was still hugging and crying with his elf. "Uh, do you mean?"

"That's right." Uncle Sailor nodded with a smile, "Mr. Ah Si is the Gym Trainer of Zhanlan Gym."

"Eh……"

……

After hesitating for 2 minutes, seeing the martial artist dressed up, the gym trainer uncle named Ah Si seemed to put on a pose of his own strength and was about to run towards the sunset—err, it’s morning, so it’s the morning sun— Xiaoyou stepped forward: "Well, I'm sorry to bother you... Is this Mr. Ah Si, the gym trainer of Zhanlan Gym?"

"Huh?" The uncle, who was still in tears just now, changed into a mature and serious expression in the blink of an eye, "This old man is indeed the gym trainer Ah Si of the Zhanlan Gym... Girl, are you from Qiansong City? Are you the trainer here? It is true that many trainers have been there recently..."

"We are teenagers!" Although it was not the first time he was misunderstood, Xiaoyou still had to go crazy for a routine. "Uncle, was your brain broken by Hao Li's hell rolling!?"

"Huh? Yes, is that so..." Xiaoyou yelled, and the martial arts uncle Ah Si's pretended aura was completely wiped out, "No, I'm sorry..."

"Well, forget it!" Because it was a routine madness, her temper came and went quickly, and Xiao You soon calmed down. "In short, I'm here to challenge the badge of the gymnasium, please fight with me in the gymnasium!"

"Well, I understand..." Uncle Ah Si, who was mentioned in his job, also regained his seriousness a little bit, "Since someone challenged me in a dignified way, then I can't refuse. But, less... boy, I want to be with you If the old man is fighting, you have to follow the old man to the gymnasium first!"

After finishing speaking, the martial arts uncle roared the slogan "Hey, Hey, Hey", and ran out rhythmically, followed by his Hao Li.

"What, this weird uncle..." Complaining, Xiaoyou still started to run - as one of the survivors of the special training in hell in the back mountain of Budao Ayako, Xiaoyou said that there is no pressure at all for long-distance running explain.

Three 10 minutes later.

"Oh, this is Zhanlan gymnasium." Xiaoyou stood in front of the gate of an antique mansion, and wiped the slight sweat on his forehead due to exercise.

"Huh...huh...no...not bad...huh...yo...young..." Uncle Ah Si, who was drenched in sweat as if he had just been fished out of the water, staggered and struggled step by step to the Before and after the door of the gymnasium, his legs softened and he knelt down on the ground, but he still refused to accept it. "Phew... actually... actually able to... keep up with... the old man's... ph... full speed... small... underestimate you...you... ph..."

"Well, this uncle with a beer belly..." Xiaoyou narrowed his eyes and looked at the out of breath martial arts uncle with the corners of his eyes and said, "You will be more convincing after you calm down your breath first... ..."

At this time, a group of teenagers and elves poured out from the gymnasium—the teenagers were all wearing Taoist uniforms, and the elves were all fighting types.

"master!"

"Welcome back, master!"

"Yeah! The old man is back... You haven't been lazy in your practice, have you?" At the moment when this group of teenagers, who were probably apprentices, appeared, Ah Si once again showed his magical face-changing skills, and completed the kneeling from orz in 0.37 seconds The whole process of transforming from the posture to the standing posture with arms folded made Xiaoyou amazed - if you ignore the sweat on the back that was too late to wipe off and the legs that are swinging in a very small range, it seems that there are still points The appearance of a master...

"Honey!" Walking out from behind the young apprentices was a tall, well-proportioned red-haired young woman with a beautiful and dignified face. From the housewife's dress on her body and the address of the martial arts uncle, it is not difficult guess her identity. "Did you run all the way back again? Really! I told you that excessive exercise is not good for your body! Be careful that the blood pressure that just dropped a few days ago has risen again?"

"This, this is because..." She was a gentle beauty smiling like Yamato Nadeko, but the martial artist flinched inexplicably. "...In short, in short, the old man will pay attention next time."

"Well, is this cute little girl here to challenge the gym?" The red-haired beauty turned her head to look at Xiaoyou, showing a gentle and warm smile again. "I must be tired from running all the way with my stupid husband, right? Just as I have prepared breakfast, let's come in and eat together? Only when we are full will we have the strength to beat my husband?"

You can't refuse, or you will die...

Unofficial Temporary Special Hidden Side Quest: Eat Healthy!Go to Zhanlan Gym for breakfast.Reward: None (Task failure is at your own risk...)

The double warnings from biological instinct and unscrupulous system made Xiaoyou obediently follow Aunt Nadeko Yamato, Uncle Beer Belly and a group of apprentices into the gymnasium the gate of...

The wives of gym trainers are all monsters...?

ps: Regarding the opinions of a large number of readers (well, not many) including a senior Tucao service Saber sauce, on the exchange of grating cannons. .The following is confusing... The way to explain it is that not all of the skill learners exchanged for the battle tower are displayed, but a part of it is listed like the weekly free heroes of lol and then replaced regularly. .

ps2: routine. . xy18. .

A tradition in the Pokemon franchise?Sleeping Snorlax?Wake up with the Pixie Flute?But this time it's not stuck in a key position, but a snoring sound comparable to a noise skill. Is it an innovation in the tradition?

Ancient Tomb Town... Uh, no, the background NPCs in Ancient Wood Town have had a hard time standing still. .

In this issue, Strom's cheating invention is still explosive, but there is something new in the naming (Yulika lying on the gun). .

Team Rocket three, about your evil plan this time. .Let alone whether the Snorlax army can conquer the world. .But before conquering the world, you can definitely bankrupt the Rockets first. . ?Boss Sakagi will kill you guys. . ?

That so-and-so castle in the neighboring town. .Outside the castle in the Kalos area, there are elves and beasts from the Ixiu area?

Princess Ali with her own flowers. . "Every Pikachu's cheeks are different, but Xiaozhi's Pishen's cheeks are the most perfect." This setting is really the first time I heard it!You Lijia, your eyes have turned into the little Jin on Meow Meow's head!

But having said that, even though his eyes turned into Jin Xiaopan, he didn't take advantage of the opportunity to send his brother out. .Sure enough, Yu Lijia is also controlled by Yu Jie. .

Final notice. .Could it be that the mysterious Yujie is a relative of Xin'ao's j?Also, if the evolution of the squid is set too strong, Kojiro's evolution will be useless. .